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		<title>By: Morbo</title>
		<link>http://ifyoulikeitsomuchwhydontyougolivethere.com/2009/07/15/millions-of-tiny-propellors/comment-page-2/#comment-141141</link>
		<dc:creator>Morbo</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 22 Jul 2009 08:56:14 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>WINDMILLS DO NOT WORK THAT WAY! GOODNIGHT!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>WINDMILLS DO NOT WORK THAT WAY! GOODNIGHT!</p>
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		<title>By: Pirate Pete</title>
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		<dc:creator>Pirate Pete</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 21 Jul 2009 13:28:43 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Clearly none of them ever attended one though - perhaps they picture them as some delightful mixture of Billy Bunter and the school room scene from The Meaning of Life, complete with grubby knees and ink-stained fingers  :)  I know I do (having attended a comp)</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Clearly none of them ever attended one though &#8211; perhaps they picture them as some delightful mixture of Billy Bunter and the school room scene from The Meaning of Life, complete with grubby knees and ink-stained fingers  <img src='http://ifyoulikeitsomuchwhydontyougolivethere.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' />   I know I do (having attended a comp)</p>
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		<title>By: My Foot Hurts.</title>
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		<dc:creator>My Foot Hurts.</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 21 Jul 2009 13:19:21 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>&quot;By bringing back the grammer school system, the grammer school system, the grammer school system.

Ron C, Northwest, United Kingdom&quot;

These grammer schools are very populer among HYSers, aren&#039;t they?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>&#8220;By bringing back the grammer school system, the grammer school system, the grammer school system.</p>
<p>Ron C, Northwest, United Kingdom&#8221;</p>
<p>These grammer schools are very populer among HYSers, aren&#8217;t they?</p>
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		<title>By: Simon</title>
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		<dc:creator>Simon</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 21 Jul 2009 13:01:59 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>In the spirit of community-mindedness, and not because I&#039;d rather be doing anything else now other than the work I&#039;m supposed to be doing, I&#039;d like to give SYB the following because getting blockquotes wrong is annoying: 

Add the following to your Bookmarks:  

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When you add it to your Bookmarks, stick &quot;javascript:&quot;, but without the quotes at the beginning, and &quot;surroundAtCursor();&quot; at the end.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>In the spirit of community-mindedness, and not because I&#8217;d rather be doing anything else now other than the work I&#8217;m supposed to be doing, I&#8217;d like to give SYB the following because getting blockquotes wrong is annoying: </p>
<p>Add the following to your Bookmarks:  </p>
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<p>When you add it to your Bookmarks, stick &#8220;javascript:&#8221;, but without the quotes at the beginning, and &#8220;surroundAtCursor();&#8221; at the end.</p>
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		<title>By: Simon</title>
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		<dc:creator>Simon</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 21 Jul 2009 12:25:31 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>&lt;blockquote&gt;grammer schools&lt;/blockquote&gt;

It took me a few seconds ....</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<blockquote><p>grammer schools</p></blockquote>
<p>It took me a few seconds &#8230;.</p>
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		<title>By: Ms Desk Lamp</title>
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		<dc:creator>Ms Desk Lamp</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 21 Jul 2009 12:20:12 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>And from the HYS thread on swine flu today:

&lt;blockquote&gt;I&#039;m not worried about swine flu... perhaps I should be given that I am pregnant, but I&#039;m not. If I get it, it will undoubtedly be very unpleasant (seasonal flu is not exactly a walk in the park) but most likely it will not be serious, given that I am young(ish) and healthy. I won&#039;t change my lifestyle to avoid it - I could get hit by a bus, that doesn&#039;t mean I would stop crossing the road.

Angie, Arlesey &lt;/blockquote&gt;
Well, poor Angie clearly hasn&#039;t been paying close attention - according to all of the advice that doesn&#039;t consist of &quot;Run for the hills - we&#039;re all going to die&quot;, what makes swine flu unusual is that young and healthy people are at the greatest risk after people with chronic health problems... better get your facemask on, love</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>And from the HYS thread on swine flu today:</p>
<blockquote><p>I&#8217;m not worried about swine flu&#8230; perhaps I should be given that I am pregnant, but I&#8217;m not. If I get it, it will undoubtedly be very unpleasant (seasonal flu is not exactly a walk in the park) but most likely it will not be serious, given that I am young(ish) and healthy. I won&#8217;t change my lifestyle to avoid it &#8211; I could get hit by a bus, that doesn&#8217;t mean I would stop crossing the road.</p>
<p>Angie, Arlesey </p></blockquote>
<p>Well, poor Angie clearly hasn&#8217;t been paying close attention &#8211; according to all of the advice that doesn&#8217;t consist of &#8220;Run for the hills &#8211; we&#8217;re all going to die&#8221;, what makes swine flu unusual is that young and healthy people are at the greatest risk after people with chronic health problems&#8230; better get your facemask on, love</p>
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		<title>By: Hitler's Penis</title>
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		<dc:creator>Hitler's Penis</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 21 Jul 2009 10:23:41 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>&lt;blockquote&gt;grammer schools&lt;/blockquote&gt;

Oh my goodness yes. Simply too wonderful. If I&#039;m right.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<blockquote><p>grammer schools</p></blockquote>
<p>Oh my goodness yes. Simply too wonderful. If I&#8217;m right.</p>
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		<title>By: neil craig fanclub</title>
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		<dc:creator>neil craig fanclub</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 21 Jul 2009 10:11:16 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>“Do you remember the first Moon landing? What did it mean to you? What is the legacy of man&#039;s first flight to the Moon?”

The constant interrogation of HYS is getting to this one.

&lt;blockquote&gt;Why so many questions from the BBC?

What does it mean to you lot?
Comrade Toolovsky, BBC Censorville, Rejection Junction, Russia&lt;/blockquote&gt;
I can picture him sweating in the glare of his computer screen as you BBCistas barrage him with questions. Eventually he’s going to crack and  hand over his wife’s mobile number. You bastards!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>“Do you remember the first Moon landing? What did it mean to you? What is the legacy of man&#8217;s first flight to the Moon?”</p>
<p>The constant interrogation of HYS is getting to this one.</p>
<blockquote><p>Why so many questions from the BBC?</p>
<p>What does it mean to you lot?<br />
Comrade Toolovsky, BBC Censorville, Rejection Junction, Russia</p></blockquote>
<p>I can picture him sweating in the glare of his computer screen as you BBCistas barrage him with questions. Eventually he’s going to crack and  hand over his wife’s mobile number. You bastards!</p>
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		<title>By: pigfrottage</title>
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		<dc:creator>pigfrottage</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 21 Jul 2009 09:19:18 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I&#039;m only getting on the &quot;Minging Mermaid&quot; if millie is also invited.

@Bit Special AKA La Spesh

You&#039;re most welcome. 8)</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I&#8217;m only getting on the &#8220;Minging Mermaid&#8221; if millie is also invited.</p>
<p>@Bit Special AKA La Spesh</p>
<p>You&#8217;re most welcome. <img src='http://ifyoulikeitsomuchwhydontyougolivethere.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_cool.gif' alt='8)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
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		<title>By: Funny Peculiar</title>
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		<dc:creator>Funny Peculiar</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 21 Jul 2009 08:30:49 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>from HYS&#039;s latest &#039;education&#039; thread...
&lt;blockquote&gt;How about excellent schools were children with ability from poor backgrounds could go and get a top education, they could be called grammer schools
neil, hull&lt;/blockquote&gt;

(engage dreadful pedant mode) They &lt;i&gt;could&lt;/i&gt; be called grammer schools, Neil from Hull. They &lt;i&gt;could&lt;/i&gt;, but the thing about a top education is, you see, that... oh nevermind.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>from HYS&#8217;s latest &#8216;education&#8217; thread&#8230;</p>
<blockquote><p>How about excellent schools were children with ability from poor backgrounds could go and get a top education, they could be called grammer schools<br />
neil, hull</p></blockquote>
<p>(engage dreadful pedant mode) They <i>could</i> be called grammer schools, Neil from Hull. They <i>could</i>, but the thing about a top education is, you see, that&#8230; oh nevermind.</p>
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