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	<title>Comments on: Two Rants</title>
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	<description>A collection of ignorance, narcissism, stupidity, hypocrisy and bad grammar.</description>
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		<title>By: Ed aka Nearly Craig</title>
		<link>http://ifyoulikeitsomuchwhydontyougolivethere.com/2009/08/06/two-rants/comment-page-2/#comment-142265</link>
		<dc:creator>Ed aka Nearly Craig</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 10 Aug 2009 22:30:48 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Deny him the oxygen of oxygen.</description>
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		<title>By: Mim</title>
		<link>http://ifyoulikeitsomuchwhydontyougolivethere.com/2009/08/06/two-rants/comment-page-2/#comment-142255</link>
		<dc:creator>Mim</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 10 Aug 2009 19:55:15 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>&lt;blockquote&gt;Do clitorii come in pairs?&lt;/blockquote&gt;

Maybe they do in species with two penises/penes? Anyone fancy Googling it? I don&#039;t think I could stand the excitement.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<blockquote><p>Do clitorii come in pairs?</p></blockquote>
<p>Maybe they do in species with two penises/penes? Anyone fancy Googling it? I don&#8217;t think I could stand the excitement.</p>
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		<title>By: Makhno</title>
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		<dc:creator>Makhno</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 10 Aug 2009 14:10:03 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>So am I, most of the time.

&lt;blockquote&gt; 8) &lt;/blockquote&gt;</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>So am I, most of the time.</p>
<blockquote><p> <img src='http://ifyoulikeitsomuchwhydontyougolivethere.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_cool.gif' alt='8)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p></blockquote>
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		<title>By: Ugly Newt</title>
		<link>http://ifyoulikeitsomuchwhydontyougolivethere.com/2009/08/06/two-rants/comment-page-2/#comment-142218</link>
		<dc:creator>Ugly Newt</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 10 Aug 2009 12:59:39 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>&lt;blockquote&gt;Do clitorii come in pairs?&lt;/blockquote&gt;

You&#039;re thinking of tits.</description>
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<p>You&#8217;re thinking of tits.</p>
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		<title>By: Settle down class Professor Craig's here</title>
		<link>http://ifyoulikeitsomuchwhydontyougolivethere.com/2009/08/06/two-rants/comment-page-2/#comment-142212</link>
		<dc:creator>Settle down class Professor Craig's here</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 10 Aug 2009 12:28:19 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Do clitorii come in pairs?</description>
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		<title>By: Mim</title>
		<link>http://ifyoulikeitsomuchwhydontyougolivethere.com/2009/08/06/two-rants/comment-page-2/#comment-142182</link>
		<dc:creator>Mim</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 09 Aug 2009 18:59:08 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Scrotums or scroti, both are valid. I think the scrotum has been sufficiently assimilated into our culture to be able to use an English plural if it so wishes. Or just abandon this pseudo-medical terminology and call a ballsack a ballsack.

So. Clitorises or clitorides? I think we should decide with swearing and death threats.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Scrotums or scroti, both are valid. I think the scrotum has been sufficiently assimilated into our culture to be able to use an English plural if it so wishes. Or just abandon this pseudo-medical terminology and call a ballsack a ballsack.</p>
<p>So. Clitorises or clitorides? I think we should decide with swearing and death threats.</p>
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		<title>By: Ed aka Nearly Craig</title>
		<link>http://ifyoulikeitsomuchwhydontyougolivethere.com/2009/08/06/two-rants/comment-page-2/#comment-142168</link>
		<dc:creator>Ed aka Nearly Craig</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 09 Aug 2009 13:25:42 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Nearly, please go and inhale carbon monoxide.

Pete, do you mean advice such as is contained &lt;a href=&quot;http://lifethefinalfrontier.spaces.live.com/blog/cns!B0B472C186FA9E4D!308.entry&quot; rel=&quot;nofollow&quot;&gt;on this page&lt;/a&gt;, or something else? Also, will you promise not to use any lubricant?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Nearly, please go and inhale carbon monoxide.</p>
<p>Pete, do you mean advice such as is contained <a href="http://lifethefinalfrontier.spaces.live.com/blog/cns!B0B472C186FA9E4D!308.entry" rel="nofollow">on this page</a>, or something else? Also, will you promise not to use any lubricant?</p>
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		<title>By: Setle down class Professor Craig's here</title>
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		<dc:creator>Setle down class Professor Craig's here</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 09 Aug 2009 12:54:29 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>&quot;going to repeatedly sodomise the next person who posts advice on coding&quot;

I think that depends on the recipient having an attachment to match yours.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>&#8220;going to repeatedly sodomise the next person who posts advice on coding&#8221;</p>
<p>I think that depends on the recipient having an attachment to match yours.</p>
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		<title>By: Pirate Pete</title>
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		<dc:creator>Pirate Pete</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 09 Aug 2009 11:28:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Right, I don&#039;t do this very often, but I&#039;m now going to lose my temper. 

This is an announcement that I and my entire crew and I (including La Spesh, but she&#039;s going to use an old broom handle) are going to repeatedly sodomise the next person who posts advice on coding, until the aforesaid person is dead (but happy). 

Go and find an appropriate forum/IRC channel to have your highly technical discussion OK?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Right, I don&#8217;t do this very often, but I&#8217;m now going to lose my temper. </p>
<p>This is an announcement that I and my entire crew and I (including La Spesh, but she&#8217;s going to use an old broom handle) are going to repeatedly sodomise the next person who posts advice on coding, until the aforesaid person is dead (but happy). </p>
<p>Go and find an appropriate forum/IRC channel to have your highly technical discussion OK?</p>
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		<title>By: Chris</title>
		<link>http://ifyoulikeitsomuchwhydontyougolivethere.com/2009/08/06/two-rants/comment-page-2/#comment-142160</link>
		<dc:creator>Chris</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 09 Aug 2009 11:27:12 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Except a failure on &lt;i&gt;so many&lt;/i&gt; other levels.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Except a failure on <i>so many</i> other levels.</p>
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