pay
defray
give
pay out
pay up
remunerate
repay
shell out
spend
unrip
acquit
settle
satisfy
rip up
reward
return
retort
requite

I think satisfy is the least likely option.

So I told her I was forrin and I do it bareback from space with a pig and a sheep watching and children and also a GP had an injection but gave it to a terrorist instead so. Maybe it’s the queen haven’t seen her for a while or Gordon Brown let get them but they get them

(Like a dance off but a war of words)

there’s a big job to do at home

The simple, ageless joy of a big poo.

I don’t know the details, Chris, but she’s going to prison for a long time, I think. The Laos authorities would not look too kindly on other British miscreants if she were let out early. So by the time she gets out, her one child won’t be that young, so she’ll probably only get a 3-bed house.

Shocking.

All the bleeding hearts will be welcoming back this convicted drug smuggler, but in my opinion she knew what she was doing and should have received the punishment due. The illegal drugs industry is second only to the oil industry in the UK and if this woman had got away with it would have been set up for a comfortable life in a nice 4 bedroom house in a leafy suburb – ironically now she’s got a kid and will be on benefits on release she will probably be entitled to that anyway

Soft government, drugs, irresponsibility, self-proclaiming, evil oil industry, stupid women, pregnancy, and benefits!

Nigel of Portsmouth must have one hell of a sticky keyboard now.

looking at this elf n safety in the bedroom dept, do I have to do a COSHE assessment on my manjuice next time I poke the missus?
If I have sex on the chandeliers, do we have to wear a safety harness?
If I tug at home when she’s out do I have to get a lone working permit?

It’s political correctness gone mad! Fact.

is this how you do blockquotes

Yes, it is – and I just quoted your text using this funky text-quoting widget!