Comments on: Who Eerv is in Space

By: Admiral Grovworth, III

Admiral Grovworth, III — Fri, 21 Aug 2009 08:06:00 +0000

Was it beautifully wrapped, at least?

By: Crampo

Crampo — Wed, 19 Aug 2009 23:19:15 +0000

This is probably a little off topic by this stage, but the worst thing i ever got on christmas was appendicitis(sp?). Just thought I’d share.

By: Mim

Mim — Wed, 12 Aug 2009 16:48:27 +0000

I have a waiting list at the moment but I am in need of something to occupy my hands (fner fner) so shall obviously add you to Clanger List Mark II.

They have not started conversing in the wardrobe yet, which means I am at least still merely neurotic and not psychotic.

Did I mention they all have little CND badges? Please insert “woolly liberal” joke here…

And to all the many knitters on SYB, the pattern is downloadable from somewhere or other. You know you want to.

By: Chris

Chris — Wed, 12 Aug 2009 02:45:45 +0000

@mim

So, you have a house overcrowded with immigrants? They’re probably all claiming housing benefit, too, right?

You disgust me. You need to start posting those filthy spongers off to other countries.

That may or may not be a hint.

By: Bit Special AKA La Spesh

Bit Special AKA La Spesh — Wed, 12 Aug 2009 00:27:28 +0000

Thanks Mim. Is the talking Bagpuss pushing it, though? By ‘talking’, I mean that it has a pre-programmed voice that speaks when you squeeze him – I don’t think he’s actually conversing with me.

Any more.

(In my defence, all these things have been given to me. Including my vast range of Snowy stuff. I should shut up now, shouldn’t I?)

PS Can I have one of your knitted ones? Pretty please?

By: Mim

Mim — Tue, 11 Aug 2009 15:20:31 +0000

A minor belief in the reality of Clangers is as nothing considering that lots of people who believe in a magic beardy man in the sky are allowed to wander among us unhindered. At least Clangers are cute. Anyone trying to get psychiatric treatment out of the NHS would have to do a lot better than that.

Ms Special, people keep buying me various sizes and types of Clangers and I don’t help the situation by knitting them and then getting too shy to post them to their intended recipients. My house looks like the invasion force has landed. Thus I believe one Clanger to be a reasonable and indeed frugal number.

Relax, I’m on a waiting list for the psychotherapy I so clearly need.

By: om

om — Tue, 11 Aug 2009 14:27:40 +0000

oh rite !!1! so it’s one law for them and one for everyone else ??!!

you saying we should torture anyone callerd Osama Bin Larden and just cos Zaq Kettle has a good brittish name he doesn’t get the same perks. FACT !

By: Rotwatcher

Rotwatcher — Tue, 11 Aug 2009 14:17:21 +0000

The Saturn V rockets used liquid oxygen and liquid hydrogen; gas, not gasolene.

By: Chris

Chris — Tue, 11 Aug 2009 13:55:43 +0000

I don’t think that’s the same Zak Kettle. I mean, that’s a kid in New Zealand. Besides, look at this from HYS:

yes life has changed but very little. now that people are paying in foreign currency the shelves are full again and there is food to eat. but it is the fact that people have to use foreign currency to buy things that signals little has changed. mugabe is still in power and Morgan for all his speeches has done nothing. yes things have changed but until people are using zim currency again, mgabe is gone and the farmers can farm again only then will things have truly changed for the better in zim.

See? He’s in Zimbabwe. He has to be. That’s the only way he could be such an expert on what it’s like to live there.

By: om

om — Tue, 11 Aug 2009 11:34:00 +0000

seems zak kettle is only ikkle

found one on the internet, and he’s in year 9 or 10, bless

http://209.85.229.132/search?q=cache%3ADr50C39AqcYJ%3Awww.lindisfarne.school.nz%2FAttachments%2F134_349771258.pdf+Zak+Kettle&hl=en&gl=uk

still, torture the cunt anyway