Samantha’s just started keeping bees and already has three dozen or so. She says she’s got an expert handler coming round to give a demonstration. He’ll carefully take out her 38 bees and soon have them flying round his head.

Derek, I called it.

I’d get you your coat, but then you wouldn’t be around to explain to me what the hell you’re talking about.

Its going to be an interesting few months.
When is this going to change to a COMPULSORY jab ??
What then if we refuse .. mental health act?? the pond life of the psychiatrists will be rubbing there hands.

I for one will refuse, I will decide whats best for my family not some puppet called Gordon Brown ……….
- Paul, Pembz, 13/8/2009 20:14

‘Me? I keep bees.’

‘Bees, huh? How many have you got?’

‘About fifty-thousand.’

‘You’ve got fifty-thousand bees? But you live in a small apartment…
Where the hell do you keep them all?’

‘In a shoebox, in my closet.’

‘A shoebox? You keep fifty-thousand bees in a shoebox?’

The beekeeper nods.

‘Fuck ‘em.’