Comments on: Proficiency Level

By: Mim

Mim — Thu, 27 Aug 2009 19:08:03 +0000

I know you are but what am I?

That?

By: The Sheep

The Sheep — Thu, 27 Aug 2009 15:09:51 +0000

baaaaa bleet *munch munch* bleet

By: Very Tenables

Very Tenables — Thu, 27 Aug 2009 14:15:11 +0000

Can JA and Prof not just fuck off somewhere else and pretend to be serious there?

Tabby cats scabby twats

By: Throbbe

Throbbe — Thu, 27 Aug 2009 07:51:16 +0000

Mim

Sorry to correct you but there is a gambit that can succesfully be employed against “I know you are but what am I?”

It’s the old favourite, repeating back the phrase you have just heard, but in a high pitched whiny voice. Very tricky to pull off in a text based medium, I’ll grant you.

By: Chris

Chris — Thu, 27 Aug 2009 07:44:31 +0000

Neil Cunt

Alt-f4 it is a fair point that nobody either here or in govevernment knows what we are there for. The only problem is that thread was created to make fun of AA, singled out as one the members of the public branes get off on taking the piss of, for not knowing either.

JA’s gerbil

That is indeed one of the vest informed comments on here (except for mine of course)

See what he does here? First of all he calls everyone a cunt, then he tries to join in.

Craig, I’d hope you’d die from AIDS, but seeing as that would involve you being close to another human at some point, it’d be hope gone astray.

By: Ed aka Nearly Craig

Ed aka Nearly Craig — Wed, 26 Aug 2009 19:19:38 +0000

@Mim

Remember there are two “Proud”s presently, and only one of them is an obvious twatbasket.

By: Mim

Mim — Wed, 26 Aug 2009 18:41:43 +0000

alt-f4, I think you were actually a victim of the timeless “I know you are but what am I?” which is widely known to be entirely conclusive and means Mr Proud has now officially won and is better than us all.

I hate it when that happens.

By: Ed aka Nearly Craig

Ed aka Nearly Craig — Wed, 26 Aug 2009 18:23:31 +0000

Don’t feed Nearly by acknowledging his existence.

By: Mal

Mal — Wed, 26 Aug 2009 12:13:27 +0000

The only problem is that thread was created to make fun of AA

Problem? Problem? Taking the piss is the raison d’etre of this site.

By: Mal

Mal — Wed, 26 Aug 2009 12:08:13 +0000

I’m an “Ass’s Cunt”. That’s an oxymoron, not an alliteration!!

It’s only an oxymoron if you’re using ‘ass’ as the rather pathetic American euphemism for ‘arse’. In British (not UK) English, an arse is the thing that shit comes out of that’s not your mouth; an ass (Equus africanus asinus)is a domesticated member of the Equidae family. Thus “ass’s cunt” is perfectly acceptable in British English, if a little dull as an insult.