Permanently Bewildered and Self-appointed Sages and Shit Sherlocks26 Aug 2009 11:36 am
By Alex

Anyone know anything about Burma? Thought not. But the BBC have put a Have Your Say thread up, and comment is compulsory. What can I say?

Who cares?

Anthony, WALES

A classic move from Anthony in Wales. But what if I don’t want to look like a self-absorbed bag of dicks? Maybe I could just say something generic:

I think the time has come to review the UN charter and make it more effective to tackle rogue regimes.

dv, Bellevue, WA ,USA

Yeah, that’s good. If you don’t mind dv, I might borrow that next time a country I haven’t heard of is on the news.

As a country we can
a) Invade
b) Make a loud noise
c) Do nothing and say nothing

[oldlankybill]

Fucking brilliant, I can use that for almost anything! I’ll go try it out right now on the Baby P debate.

The thing is though, I’m anti-war and have been for nearly a year, and these two both sound a bit belligerent. Does anyone have a post I can copy to reflect my strong feelings about Iraq?

Is there any oil in Burma?

No.

Nothing to worry about then.

Dan Roberts

PERFECT! I mean, I can’t use it for debates about Gaza or Afganistan, but next time the BBC asks me about Darfur or Venezuela or somewhere I’ll finally have something intelligent to say. I can’t wait!

Of course, if I was really proficient at ignorance like the most recommended comment, I could get a reference in to the axes I have to grind at home:

I see no difference to what is happening to Ms Suu Kyi, and what the mainstream parties and mainstream media are trying to do to the BNP.

Mrs Pontipine, rejected for telling the truth.

It’s worse when they do it to the BNP though, as they’re actually white. Even I knew that.

203 Responses to “The Quickfire Round”

  1. on 26 Aug 2009 at 11:41 am Twat

    “FIRST” comment is compulsory

  2. on 26 Aug 2009 at 11:44 am Settle down class Professor Craig's here

    What most people know about burma is what the BBC tell them. Posts from people who know a little more tend not to be selected by them. This is why we live in a great democracy.

  3. on 26 Aug 2009 at 11:50 am Twat

    …the tumbleweeds of SYB’s disinterest wheel across the deserted sands of Neil’s lonely psyche…

  4. on 26 Aug 2009 at 12:05 pm Tumbleweed of disinterest

  5. on 26 Aug 2009 at 12:11 pm Albert Pedant

    What most people know about burma is what the BBC tell them

    Shall we try that again? Now, then, who can tell me what Burma is? That’s right, Sally, it’s a country. And do you know what kind of word ‘Burma’ is? Come on, class, one of you put your hand up. Jane? Yes, it’s a proper noun. And proper nouns …. that’s right William, start with a capital letter. Let’s move on. Who knows what the BBC is? Thomas? No, it’s not the propaganda arm of ZaNuLiabore. Anyone? Yes, David, it’s the shining jewel at the heart of our civilisation, or at least it used to be before Jeremy Clarkson got a job there. Who can tell me how many BBCs there are? Jennifer? That’s right. One. So does anyone know the third person singular of the verb ‘to tell’? Neil? Neil? Neil, leave it alone this instant – you’ll go blind and what’s more you’re frightening Clare – can you please answer the question? Neil?

    (Exit pursued by a bear’s bitch bits)

  6. on 26 Aug 2009 at 12:14 pm funny peculiar

    I love the way HYS posters confirm each other’s ignorance and then repeat it. Like Alex says, they HAVE to say something, so they pick up snippets and mood from other posts and then bash one out. This thread is full posts saying, “No oil; so no inavsion. Simples”.

    Funny, cos I remember Burmah petrol stations as a kid, and a quick check around the interwebbings reveals that Burmese Oil and Gas made it the richest country in SE Asia when WE ran it properly. Their Oil resources are currently under-exploited and ripe for development.

    But hey! That’s no reason to stop HYS having a good ‘ol, one-eyed brain spasm.

  7. on 26 Aug 2009 at 12:25 pm Hunter Hillman

    You can always cancel your subscription to the BBC’s stinking, lying, um, gardening magazines. Recently they featured – can you believe it – black people. Growing vegetables, too. WTF?

    http://opinionbeyondeducation.blogspot.com/2009/08/blacks-and-their-greens.html

  8. on 26 Aug 2009 at 12:45 pm dirigible

    People aren’t trying to swim across a lake to get to the BNP so it’s a bit different. In fact I’d swim across a lake to get away from the BNP. Unless it was also filled with pond scum, in which case it might be a bit difficult to measure my progress.

  9. on 26 Aug 2009 at 1:11 pm I-am-a-cunt

    America hasn’t invaded Gaza, therefore the oil argument wouldn’t work. Afghanistan was the site of an 890-mile gas pipeline and 1000-mile oil pipeline deal with Unocal in 1998(http://web.archive.org/web/20001210051300/http://www.eia.doe.gov/emeu/cabs/afghan.html) and this deal was revived again in 2002(http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/business/1984459.stm) the same year President Bush appointed a former aide to the American oil company Unocal, Zalmay Khalilzad, as special envoy to Afghanistan(http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/south_asia/1736789.stm). The estimated proven and probable natural gas reserves or Afghanistan are 5 trillion cubic feet. Afghan gas production reached 275 million cubic feet per day in the mid-1970s. During the late 70′s 70-90% of the countries gas was going to the Soviet Union and it was the western backed mujaheddin that disrupted the oil production(http://web.archive.org/web/20001210051300/http://www.eia.doe.gov/emeu/cabs/afghan.html). The war is a little bit about oil and gas.

  10. on 26 Aug 2009 at 1:12 pm Chi

    Incredibly, this is now the most recommended comment:

    [quote]The conditions of her house arrest were that no-one could visit without prior official approval. Once that guy swam over to her villa she had ample opportunity to alert the authorities that she had an uninvited and/or unwelcome visitor. But she didn’t. She not only allowed him into her home, she allowed him to stay for 3 DAYS!! She was clearly guilty of breaching her house-arrest conditions. She knew the risk. If you can’t do the time, don’t do the crime.[/quote]

    I’m speechless.

  11. on 26 Aug 2009 at 1:21 pm Mal

    And speaking of the oppressed BNP, their constitution limits membership to groups it describes thusly:

    “The indigenous British ethnic groups deriving from the class of ‘Indigenous Caucasian’ consists of members of: i) the Anglo-Saxon folk community; ii) the Celtic Scottish folk community; iii) the Scots-Northern Irish folk community; iv) the Celtic Welsh folk community; v) the Celtic Irish folk community; vi) the Celtic Cornish folk community; vii) the Anglo-Saxon-Celtic folk community; viii) the Celtic-Norse folk community; ix) the Anglo-Saxon-Norse folk community; x) the Anglo-Saxon Indigenous European folk community;

    And there’s me thinking that most folkies lean to the left.

  12. on 26 Aug 2009 at 1:24 pm funny peculiar

    What most people know about Burma is what the BBC tells them. Posts from people who know a little more tend not to be selected by them. – Neil

    Aww… did HYS reject your post about Buddhofascist organ harvesting factories in Rangoon, Neil? Yet more proof of an over-arching global conspiracy. You really are a heroic martyr for truth.

  13. on 26 Aug 2009 at 1:29 pm -273

    Myanmar shadow
    Srolling down the avenue…

  14. on 26 Aug 2009 at 1:31 pm -273

    more ‘t’ vicar?

  15. on 26 Aug 2009 at 1:35 pm tegid

    @ The honourable Professor Sir Neil of Craig, master of the comics

    Ok, I know I shouldn’t, but it’s like picking at a scab – I just can’t resist…

    So, please do tell us – what is it that the BBC are suppressing about Burma?

    And to all others: I apologise unreservedly for this; he’s a Pony’s Pestiferous Pothole, but like the visitors to Bethlem hospital in ages past I like to hear the rantings of a madman…

  16. on 26 Aug 2009 at 1:40 pm hrhpod

    the best thing about Dan Robert’s post is the fact that he’s wrong – what with Burma having rather a lot of oil…..

    Do you think anyone should tell him?

  17. on 26 Aug 2009 at 1:40 pm -273

    Apparently HYS only looks like it is full of idiots because all of the ‘sensible’ posts are not ‘selected.’ That would be quite comforting if it wasn’t

    a) so quickly proved false

    and

    b) a theory proposed by a jaguar’s jammy joy valve

  18. on 26 Aug 2009 at 1:47 pm My Foot Hurts.

    Posts from people who know a little more tend not to be selected by them

    I’m genuinely curious: how do you know this, Neil? Mm? I should point out that “I thought it and there is no evidence to the contrary” isn’t really a good enough answer. Neither is “the BBC haven’t denied it therefore it’s true.”

    Your secret is out, Neil. There is only one way you could possibly know this to be true.

    YOU WORK FOR THE BBC!

    Don’t bother to deny it, the evidence is indisputable.

  19. on 26 Aug 2009 at 1:53 pm john adair

    What most people know about Burma is what the BBC tells them. Posts from people who know a little more tend not to be selected by them. – Neil

    Spot on, once when I was talking about how Thatcher deliberately created unemployment to weaken the unions and take away workers rights, someone commented that the trouble with me was that I believed everything I read (meaning conspiracy sites and magazines).
    i thought about this and realised that the trouble is everyone else believes everything they read in newspapers and Television, which makes manipulation of the masses very easy if you control the media.
    All the media is controlled by folk who tend to have large noses and zionist leanings.
    Strange how holocaust denial is becoming a worse crime than actual terrorism.

  20. on 26 Aug 2009 at 1:56 pm Mal

    Yes it’s true, each morning at 9am the BBC mods come into work to censor all the articulate and well-informed posts on HYS.

    At 9.01 they go home, ah.

  21. on 26 Aug 2009 at 2:06 pm -273

    Epic fail. That isn’t even good trolling.

  22. on 26 Aug 2009 at 2:07 pm Clovis Sangrail

    “jaguar’s jammy joy valve” Thanks -273, rice works just as well as pasta in gumming up the keyboard

  23. on 26 Aug 2009 at 2:07 pm tegid

    @ John “knobcheese” Adair

    I’m going to try and describe the noise I made when I read your post.

    It started with a low moan of despair, mingled with a pained howl at the utter stupidity of your comment. Then a secondary, stronger wave came through. This was more of an angry shout, and although no actual words were used it seemed to convey the thought “Ohmygodyouareactuallyacompletetwatbasketandyoudontevencarewhoknowsit”.

    Finally, it faded away into a sob as I realised that you are actually (technically) part of the human race and that you are the end result of countless millenia of evolution (or 1 week of creation, depending on your opinion). God/Big Bang help us if you ever manage to prise your fingers away from the keyboard for long enough to enter the outside world.

  24. on 26 Aug 2009 at 2:08 pm funny peculiar

    Ahhh, John’s trying to make us notice him, how sweet. He’s so advanced for his age.

    Whooza naughty-waughty little jewsy-woosy basher den? Did you deny the holocausty-wausty? Did you? Diiid you?Whose a clever boy? You are? Oh yes, you are. Ooooooh yes you are. tickly-tummy time.

  25. on 26 Aug 2009 at 2:08 pm Liberal Left And Proud

    Ferret’s furlined fuckfunnel

  26. on 26 Aug 2009 at 2:18 pm Knife crimer with a free PS3

    @john adair

    All the media is controlled by folk who tend to have large noses and zionist leanings.

    Blatant anti-semitism + Secret global jewish conspiracy + probable holocaust denial = Numberwang.

  27. on 26 Aug 2009 at 2:21 pm john adair

    In the introduction to this topic, the most recommended post is refered to has

    I see no difference to what is happening to Ms Suu Kyi, and what the mainstream parties and mainstream media are trying to do to the BNP.

    Mrs Pontipine, rejected for telling the truth.

    Funny it does not exist there anymore. Most recommended = rejected.

    When we live in a society where we get censored for saying popular opinions by public bodies we are forced to fund, we are in trouble indeed.

  28. on 26 Aug 2009 at 2:23 pm idiot joy showland

    i thought about this and realised that the trouble is everyone else believes everything they read in newspapers and Television

    I believe everything Tom Verlaine says but not too sure about some of the stuff Richard Hell came out with.

    All the media is controlled by folk who tend to have large noses

    That’s snot true.

    Coat gathered and door headed for.

  29. on 26 Aug 2009 at 2:24 pm Knife crimer with a free PS3

    On the other hand, I do disagree with holocaust denial being criminalised, in pretty much the same way that I disagree with wearing a huge blinking neon sign saying “I AM A TWAT” on your head being criminalised.

  30. on 26 Aug 2009 at 2:24 pm Dr Feelgood

    All the media is controlled by folk who tend to have large noses and zionist leanings.

    What!?! Is Rupert Murdoch a Red Sea pedestrian? Have the BBC suddenly become very pro-Israel?

    Or is Adair just a really very very dim person?

    Hmmmm, hard one that.

  31. on 26 Aug 2009 at 2:27 pm Simon

    Regarding Mal’s post of the BNP’s limits of membership:
    So that leaves Norman-derived folk on the first ferry back to Normandy.
    Also, and I’m sure John Adair approves, no Jews! Do the BNP accept white Anglo-Saxon Hindu/Muslim/[place religion here] converts?

    @273 jaguar’s jammy joy valve is going on my list. I’m going to build that Minge-O-Matic sometime in the next month, ’cause I reckon Nelson isn’t going to do it; probably something to do with actually doing his actual work, or some such bollocks.

    And JA: Putrified Panda’s PuddleDuck

  32. on 26 Aug 2009 at 2:27 pm idiot joy showland

    I think the time has come to review the UN charter and make it more effective to tackle rogue regimes.

    dv, Bellevue, WA ,USA

    When North Korea takes over the US then dv will live in Bellevue, WA, NK. Or have I not read me tealeaves proper?

  33. on 26 Aug 2009 at 2:28 pm Dr Feelgood

    Fuck it – Has the BBC…

  34. on 26 Aug 2009 at 2:56 pm Oaf

    i thought about this and realised that the trouble is everyone else believes everything they read in newspapers and Television

    I certainly believe everything I read in the Television.

  35. on 26 Aug 2009 at 2:59 pm My Foot Hurts.

    Strange how holocaust denial is becoming a worse crime than actual terrorism.

    Well, yes, but it’s not actually, though, is it?

    Actual terrorism* carries a maximum penalty of a life sentence (or a death sentence in some jurisdictions), whereas holocaust denial carries a maximum sentence of people sniggering at you behind your back because you’re clearly a demented dingo’s dangly bits.

    If you judge the severity of a crime by its punishment, your actual terrorism wins hands down. If I’m right.

    *I’m not sure about virtual terrorism.

  36. on 26 Aug 2009 at 3:14 pm Red Andy

    When we live in a society where we get censored for saying popular opinions by public bodies we are forced to fund, we are in trouble indeed.
    Yeah, those bastards, FORCING you to go and have a television.

    You slutty seal’s saggy, salty sex-slit.

  37. on 26 Aug 2009 at 3:15 pm Red Andy

    Bollocks to blockquotes.

  38. on 26 Aug 2009 at 3:17 pm john adair

    @ My foot hurts

    Horst Mahler’s serving a six year prison sentence in Germany as we speak for Holocaust denial. Meanwhile the Lockerbie bomber is flown home by private jet for a heroes welcome by Gadaffi. Something our troops in Afganistan do not get from our glorious leader, Gordon Brown.

  39. on 26 Aug 2009 at 3:20 pm john adair

    Yeah, those bastards, FORCING you to go and have a television.

    Just because I have a Television, why am I forced to fund thev Lefty loving, politically correct BBC?

    The only good thing about the BBC is three letters starting with B.

  40. on 26 Aug 2009 at 3:26 pm Ugly Newt

    The only good thing about the BBC is three letters starting with B.

    Are those three letters “bit”, as in “Bit Special”, or “bison’s birthing bits”?

  41. on 26 Aug 2009 at 3:27 pm twat

    Belief in holocaust = political correctness gone maaaad.

  42. on 26 Aug 2009 at 3:29 pm -273

    Fuck me, my Dad could write better drivel than that.

  43. on 26 Aug 2009 at 3:31 pm pigfrottage

    Why are all the idiots coming here? Have they worked out that ranting on HYS gets them nowhere? If so, it’s worrying that they should find their way here. All we do is call idiots names and sort out their grammar. they should stand for election or something…

    Oh no, Neil’s already done that. The only option left is to win the lottery and buy a newspaper.

    P.S.

    JA is a voluptuous vole vulva.

  44. on 26 Aug 2009 at 3:32 pm wringhim

    “The indigenous British ethnic groups deriving from the class of ‘Indigenous Caucasian’ consists of members of: i) the Anglo-Saxon folk community; ii) the Celtic Scottish folk community; iii) the Scots-Northern Irish folk community; iv) the Celtic Welsh folk community; v) the Celtic Irish folk community; vi) the Celtic Cornish folk community; vii) the Anglo-Saxon-Celtic folk community; viii) the Celtic-Norse folk community; ix) the Anglo-Saxon-Norse folk community; x) the Anglo-Saxon Indigenous European folk community;

    The Celts only arrived in Britain 2500 years ago (if they came here at all, which many experts doubt happened in significant numbers). What about the Picts and other true Britons who’ve been here 10,000 years, building Stonehenge and crap like that?

    Failed HYS conspiracy of the day:

    It was convenient for them that this man was able to swim across the lake and gain access to a closely guarded house without getting caught. He’s never mentioned now – what happened to him?

    If you ever read the newspapers, [Parish_Spinster], Delft, Netherlands, you’d know that he was held prisoner for 3 months and then released after the US interceded (Guardian).

  45. on 26 Aug 2009 at 3:33 pm My Foot Hurts.

    Horst Mahler’s serving a six year prison sentence in Germany as we speak for Holocaust denial.

    Aren’t you glad you live in a PC gone mad liberal society like the UK then, where you don’t get thrown into prison for it?

  46. on 26 Aug 2009 at 3:35 pm Al Capone

    >blockquote>Just because I have a Television, why am I forced to fund thev Lefty loving, politically correct BBC?

    Whatcha got against Lefty then ya schmuck? He done nothing but good during the depression. The muydah rap? It was a fit up by those pesky G-Men I tells ya!

  47. on 26 Aug 2009 at 3:35 pm Ceannair

    v) the Celtic Irish folk community

    I think I speak for all my fellow potato loving kin when I say we would LOVE to join the BNP!

    Keep Britain for, well the British!

    (May we have the top part of our country back please ?)

  48. on 26 Aug 2009 at 3:35 pm ohwaitthisisasatirewebsitenotapoliticalcommentary

    Jooooohn, who, in the media, is Jewish? Out of the Guardian, Observer, Daily Mail, BBC, ITV, Channel 4, Times, Independent. You know, major news outlets, who is Jewish?

    Jooooooooohn, if Horst Mahler was serving a sentence in England and he was terminally ill, he would be released too. Megrahi was about to appeal with evidence that exonerated him, except he’s got less than three months to live, that’s why he has been released, on compassionate grounds, because in Law there is this idea of a common standard of humanity. I know you probably haven’t studied the theories of justice because you’re an angry racist who doesn’t like to get mixed up with facts because they spoil his world view, but in what sense is preventing a dying man, who was convicted on shaky evidence, from seeing his family one last time, justice?

    No wait never mind, nobody wants to hear your opinion because it will be ill-informed, never mind.

  49. on 26 Aug 2009 at 3:37 pm Magician Assisted Suicide

    Is this actually John Adair then? I thought he was a parody.

  50. on 26 Aug 2009 at 3:37 pm Al Capone

    Frickin blockquotes!

  51. on 26 Aug 2009 at 3:37 pm -273

    If you ever read the newspapers, [Parish_Spinster], Delft, Netherlands, you’d know that he was held prisoner for 3 months and then released after the US interceded

    That was an obvious cover-up. I can’t believe you fell for that. You shouldn’t believe everything you read, especially easily verifyable things like that. You should make up your mind then only believe things which support that theory. Tcha, you know nothing.

  52. on 26 Aug 2009 at 3:38 pm Magician Assisted Suicide

    I mean, I thought our John Adair was a parody of HYS’s John Adair.

  53. on 26 Aug 2009 at 3:39 pm Horst Mahler

    Maybe I’m also in prison because I used to blow stuff up.

  54. on 26 Aug 2009 at 3:50 pm Tabitha Goebbels

    Blatant anti-semitism + Secret global jewish conspiracy + probable holocaust denial = Nürnwang

  55. on 26 Aug 2009 at 3:52 pm john adair

    Am I a parody? That is the question?

  56. on 26 Aug 2009 at 3:53 pm Apricot Split

    Quick backtrack to the BNP constitution.
    Lots of folk mentioned. Can’t quite get away from their Völkisch roots, can they?

    John Adair has to be a parody. No-one is that dumb and paranoid, surely. Conflating Horst Mahler, Megrahi, Gordon Brown and Afghanistan.

  57. on 26 Aug 2009 at 3:53 pm -273

    Who cares?

    Anthony, WALES

    I think it is all in the presentation.

    Anthony could be exhorting his fellow HYSers to declare that they do care and thus demonstrate their compassion for humanity as a whole.

    On the other hand he could just be a selfish scallop’s sloppy spasm chasm.

  58. on 26 Aug 2009 at 3:53 pm Ugly Newt

    I thought our John Adair was a parody of HYS’s John Adair.

    I thought they were both a parody of this person.

  59. on 26 Aug 2009 at 4:01 pm Liberal Left And Proud

    The sooner we get Sharia law (with added homosexuality) to replace the stupid Anglo-Saxon common law the better, then we can chop Adair’s hands off so the foetid flounder’s fanny can’t type his tedious rants the better. Then we can get back to plotting the extermination of the white working class and the introduction of compulsory buggery.

  60. on 26 Aug 2009 at 4:04 pm Received Opinion

    “Why are all the idiots coming here?”

    Oh! Oh! I know! Is it so they can feel morally superior to BBC HYS contributors, just because they conform to the BBC’s groupthink and the HYS contributors do not? As in “You just said something I don’t agree with! And I’m cleverer than you, so I’m right! Ha ha! You’re a meerkat’s minge!”

    Or is it because they appreciate the irony of a site that “satirises” things written by misinformed conformist idiots of type A, while being entirely populated by misinformed conformist idiots of type B?

    Personally, I’m just here to prove I’m not a holocaust denier or a racist by firing playground insults at anyone who might be.

  61. on 26 Aug 2009 at 4:14 pm Liberal Left And Proud

    Received Opinion

    It’s all for a laugh, innit mate. Although your idea that there is a set of BBC values (presumably of the slightly left of centre type?) which everyone here adheres to makes you Type A.

  62. on 26 Aug 2009 at 4:26 pm Apricot Split

    @Received Opinion.
    I’ve said this before, and I’ll bore people shitless again. This site is for a laugh. It is neither left nor right. It’s taking this piss out of stupid. And being stupid whilst doing it. No-one is here to prove anything, except Nearly Craig, but he’s more of a HYSer, wouldn’t you say?

  63. on 26 Aug 2009 at 4:35 pm Knife crimer with a free PS3

    @Received Opinion

    Or is it because they appreciate the irony of a site that “satirises” things written by misinformed conformist idiots of type A, while being entirely populated by misinformed conformist idiots of type B?

    Ah yes, because group A, consisting of people who think the BBC is a huge Jewish conspiracy to prop up the holocaust myth are *exactly* as misinformed as group B, who think that group A are a bunch of tosspots.

    It’s post-modernism gone mad, I tell you! I blame Gordon Brown, somehow. And the Jews.

  64. on 26 Aug 2009 at 4:37 pm GiveItAGo

    It pisses him off something rotten if you act like you are convinced he is a parody, so, yes, he’s a parody.

    We’ve already played the ‘he’s not the real John Adair’ game to death, however, so it’s better to just ignore him.

  65. on 26 Aug 2009 at 4:44 pm Tabitha Goebbels

    Received Opinion

    kerchinggg

    BBC groupthink

    kerchinggg

    The Daily Mail poker machine is about to pay out…

  66. on 26 Aug 2009 at 4:48 pm Liberal Left And Proud

    Tabitha Goebbels

    Received Opinion

    kerchinggg

    BBC groupthink

    kerchinggg

    The Daily Mail poker machine is about to pay out…

    ……

    Hallelulah, can I get a “chattering classes” or “liberal elites” , course I can.

  67. on 26 Aug 2009 at 5:21 pm Clovis Sangrail

    I preferred this site when no one took it seriously. I wish it wouldn’t keep being hijacked by snake’s scaly slutslits trying to make ‘points’. If I wanted intelligent debate I’d go read CiF on The Guardian (ho bloody ho).

  68. on 26 Aug 2009 at 5:26 pm Alex

    Horst Mahler’s serving a six year prison sentence in Germany as we speak for Holocaust denial. Meanwhile the Lockerbie bomber is flown home by private jet for a heroes welcome by Gadaffi. Something our troops in Afganistan do not get from our glorious leader, Gordon Brown.

    Don’t worry John. When the Zionist New World Order is in place, there’ll be one global government, so the laws will be more consistent. That way, instead of Holocaust deniers serving six years in Germany and terrorists in Scotland serving only eight, everyone will serve exactly the sentences you want them to, wherever they are. You won’t be allowed to eat pork, that’s the only problem. Unless you’re Muslim, in which case you have to. It’s complicated that Talmud.

    I thought our John Adair was a parody of HYS’s John Adair.

    He is. As a BNP member, HYS’s John Adair is required to feign concern for the Jews.

  69. on 26 Aug 2009 at 5:35 pm john adair

    Loved this one of the railtrack HYS

    If it gets built you can be sure the government of the day will hold it up as an example of modern Britain.

    Conveniently they will not mention the awful state of the trains people use to commute to work on every day.

    I once remember a woman feinting because of the heat. She was unable to fall to the floor however because the train was so packed. There was no space at all so passengers had to lift her up and lay her horizontally across their collective shoulders.

    [Totally_Baffled], Croydon, United Kingdom

    Wonder who held her in her “middle”?

  70. on 26 Aug 2009 at 6:42 pm Clovis Sangrail

    I’ve an idea. Why don’t Prof Craig and JA et al. go and set up their OWN site where they can pick quotes from SYBers and mock their pinko liberal hand-wringing sensibilities and oh-so-funny zoogenitalic quips. Any HYSer can go and join them, and have a larf and a bit of non-serious gentle fun poking. And WE can get on with shouting bum and wee and larfing at teh stupidz without being dragged into anything approaching seriousness.

  71. on 26 Aug 2009 at 7:47 pm Alan Bennett

    Or is it because they appreciate the irony of a site that “satirises” things written by misinformed conformist idiots of type A, while being entirely populated by misinformed conformist idiots of type B? – RP

    Ah, look sorry, umm… am I an A or B? I’ve always been a bit of a duffer at this, you know, belonging-to-part-of-a-group stuff. At school I never could find ‘my’ group. I sometimes think I’m defined by the groups I’ve never dared join. I thought your post made you fit perfectly into the very top of Group B, RP. Very good, it was. Thora thought so too.

  72. on 26 Aug 2009 at 8:02 pm Mim

    I am definitely as bad as a Holocaust denier. And not just because of all those things I blew up.

    It’s a shame I’m not vastly right-wing, really. As a tragic trainee-cat-lady loser I suspect that HYS are spiritually my people in some way.

  73. on 26 Aug 2009 at 8:05 pm gilbert wham

    Fucking hell. Can’t we have the Blah Filter back for a bit?

  74. on 26 Aug 2009 at 8:09 pm Bit Special AKA La Spesh

    Horst Mahler’s serving a six year prison sentence in Germany as we speak for Holocaust denial. Meanwhile the Lockerbie bomber is flown home by private jet for a heroes welcome by Gadaffi.

    Now look, John, I know you’re a thick, lonely neo-Nazi, but this isn’t actually Germany. This is Britain (not England… well, okay, the bit I’m in is, but you get my point). Whether you agree with the vile, sick, deluded cunt Horst Mahler getting a prison sentence or not, it is entirely irrelevant to a discussion on Anti-Semitism or ‘political correctness gone mad’, etc., concerning this country. Which wasn’t happening anyway. No matter how hard you were tiresomely and humiliatingly trying to shoehorn everyone into one. And, erm, I know turds like you think everything really is a ZaNuLiarBore conspiracy, but they don’t actually have any control over the reaction of foreign premiers to their repatriated countrymen. I just picture you as Spoilt Bastard out of Viz, you whining, pathetic, self-obsessed, pitiful, anti-semitic brat.

    PS To proper SYBers: Am I the only one who felt a little part of their soul die when they realised that so many people think Aung San Suu Kyi is under house arrest for committing a crime… ?

  75. on 26 Aug 2009 at 8:09 pm Ed aka Nearly Craig

    @gilbert

    I’m sure that enforcement of the law forcing you to read the comments is very patchy. You won’t get prosecuted if you don’t read them.

  76. on 26 Aug 2009 at 8:12 pm My Foot Hurts.

    Ah, look sorry, umm… am I an A or B?

    I’m having the same trouble. It sounds a bit too much like algebra to me.

    Incidentally, don’t you find a delightful irony in the use of the phrase “received opinion”? It’s a phrase intended, I assume, to sneer at people who hear a trendy opinion, like it, can’t be bothered to come up with anything original, and so adopt it as their own. However, it’s a phrase used exclusively by people who hear a trendy phrase, like it, can’t be bothered to come up with anything original, and so adopt it as their own. Wonderful symmetry.

    I love Clovis’ idea, btw. I’d love to see that. Go for it Neil! Go on, John!

  77. on 26 Aug 2009 at 8:12 pm Bit Special AKA La Spesh

    Arrrgh, I referred to ZaNuLiarBore as ‘they’, thus accidentally outing them as real. All hail our new lizard overlords! I’ll just go and pop on me turquoise cardi.

  78. on 26 Aug 2009 at 8:12 pm Ed aka Nearly Craig

    @La Spesh

    Are you suggesting that the idiots who think Ms Suu Kyi is imprisoned for an actual crime are somehow taking for granted the rule of law everywhere else, even while raving about how totalitarian the UK is? And are you suggesting those people are idiots? And getting depressed about that?

  79. on 26 Aug 2009 at 8:37 pm Received Opinion

    Incidentally, don’t you find a delightful irony in the use of the phrase “received opinion”? It’s a phrase intended, I assume, to sneer at people who hear a trendy opinion, like it, can’t be bothered to come up with anything original, and so adopt it as their own. However, it’s a phrase used exclusively by people who hear a trendy phrase, like it, can’t be bothered to come up with anything original, and so adopt it as their own. Wonderful symmetry.

    That’s my understanding of the term, too.

    Unfortunately I am restricted by language in that I cannot simply invent words and assume that others will know what they mean. Hence, I am forced to reuse existing words to express ideas. Some of these words may also have appeared in the Daily Mail, by which you may infer that I am a racist small-minded middle England Holocaust denier, like all Daily Mail readers.

    I wonder if you have ever adopted a trendy opinion or idea, and made it your own? Could this possibly have happened without you noticing?

  80. on 26 Aug 2009 at 8:41 pm Mim

    What’s wrong with playground insults anyway? They work just as well as grown-up ones and are much funnier.

  81. on 26 Aug 2009 at 9:02 pm My Foot Hurts.

    @RP

    I wonder if you have ever adopted a trendy opinion or idea, and made it your own? Could this possibly have happened without you noticing?

    Never said I hadn’t, old boy; I’m sure everyone has at some point. My point was that I find it amusing when people use second-hand phrases (note: “phrases” not “words”) in an attempt to poke fun at what they consider to be second hand opinions without any apparent realisation of the irony.

  82. on 26 Aug 2009 at 9:10 pm Ed aka Nearly Craig

    @Received Opinion

    Feel free to “do one”.

  83. on 26 Aug 2009 at 9:30 pm funny peculiar

    Weeeell, *smug sixth-form speccy face* I’m going to go against received opinion and declare Recieved Opinion a top banana. Really, I thought his Group A idiots and Group B idiots post was dangerously close to the mark and fucking hysterical. So, I win.

    Shit, no, hold on… ‘going against received opinion’ is the received opinion of SYB; so how can I go against going-against-received-opinion? Ulp! I’m trapped in a paradox. If I’m right, I now have to accept John Adair is right. Kelvin… help! Me critical thinking’s gone all quantum. Oooh, I feel all dizzy.

  84. on 26 Aug 2009 at 9:36 pm Bit Special AKA La Spesh

    @Ed – erm, possibly?

  85. on 26 Aug 2009 at 9:48 pm Mim

    I’m still excited because I get to be in a group. Can we have a clubhouse? Or does SYB count unless Nelson throws us out?

  86. on 26 Aug 2009 at 9:57 pm markie126

    Mrs Pontipine should worry a little less about Burma and a little more about getting her fallopian tubes ties – over breeding biatch.

  87. on 26 Aug 2009 at 10:09 pm All Dizzy

    @FP

    Take your hands off me you bounder!

  88. on 26 Aug 2009 at 10:29 pm totally original thought

    RO:

    Some of these words may also have appeared in the Daily Mail, by which you may infer that I am a racist small-minded middle England Holocaust denier, like all Daily Mail readers.

    All I’ve inferred is that you are a rhinoceros’ rictal rectum.

  89. on 26 Aug 2009 at 10:36 pm Director of Resourcing, Bogsparklers PLC

    Dear Mrs Pontipine,

    Thank you for your application to join our team of toilet cleanliness engineers. We regret to inform you that we will have to reject your application for telling the truth.

    That being:

    a) as a racist witch, you may find it difficult to relate to many of your coworkers, being as they are largely immigrants doing a very nasty job for a small amount of money.
    b) you are clearly underqualified to perform the work that’s involved.

    We thank you for your application, but please don’t contact us again.

  90. on 26 Aug 2009 at 10:50 pm Mrs Pontipine

    To the Director of Resourcing, Bogsparklers PLC.

    My solisiters, (Adair, Adair and Adair) says you disgriminated against me cos I is white and I intend to sew. He says my case is like Tangy Spam Sushi and will change the world. Your gonna regret this.

  91. on 26 Aug 2009 at 11:10 pm Macca Pacca

    Mrs Pontipine,

    Last time I saw you on the hard-hitting fly-on-the-wall doc “In The Night Garden”, you, your 10 scrounging kids and unemployed husband were brown, sort of pine-coloured. And your “friends” next door, the Al-Wottingers. Coming over ‘ere, breeding like bleedin’ rabbits taking over the place ….

  92. on 27 Aug 2009 at 12:25 am Pirate Pete

    The posts on IYLISMWDYGLT are getting a bit too ‘twisty’ for my liking at the moment :-/

    Regarding the clubhouse idea, I’d like one too, but only if I’m not allowed inside… I always prefer to be outside a box rather than in one if you follow, even if that’s where people would much prefer me to be.

  93. on 27 Aug 2009 at 12:35 am Mim

    I’m sure a NO PIRATE PETE sign could be arranged. I would obviously be an exciting outsider too except that I’m a bit too unexciting and also it looks cold out there. I am hoping that my slavish conformity will hasten the People’s Revolution, though, at which point clubhouses will probably be compulsory, so I’d like to apologise in advance.

    PS The clubhouse has broadband, yes?

  94. on 27 Aug 2009 at 5:22 am one of the eds (i might just call myself ed 2 from now on and i think ed AKA Nearly and I are the only ones - but let me know if anyone has any objections)

    @ La Spesh

    I’m afraid the part of my soul which should have died when I saw that is already dead. I think it happened when I heard someone telling an Amnesty International fundraiser “there’s no smoke without fire”.

    Then again, I’d say practically anything to get rid of a chugger too.

  95. on 27 Aug 2009 at 6:05 am TomTom

    I wish I could say I was surprised at Mrs Pontipine, but the signs were there. She is a typical selfish BNP supporter – it’s always “me me me me me me me me me me me me”. They’re no friends of mine!

    (Can we have more Night Garden banter on here? As a parent of a pre-school child, I’m somewhat behind the 8-ball when it comes to non-CBeebies-related cultural references.)

  96. on 27 Aug 2009 at 7:44 am My Foot Hurts.

    @TomTom

    And she has no tolerance whatsoever of Oopsy Daisy’s music, just because it doesn’t confirm to the standard Western tonal scale.

  97. on 27 Aug 2009 at 7:46 am My Foot Hurts.

    CONFORM, not confirm, FFS.

    NEED COFFEE…

  98. on 27 Aug 2009 at 9:17 am john adair

    Is it true that Mrs Pontipine is a mistress of Lord wreath.

  99. on 27 Aug 2009 at 9:29 am Throbbe

    TomTom

    For some reason mine went off the babycrack that is ITNG so I don’t feel able to contribute these days.

    However, Sarah-Jane from Higgledy Piggledy House. You would, wouldn’t you?

  100. on 27 Aug 2009 at 9:31 am Chris

    funny peculiar

    I love the way HYS posters confirm each other’s ignorance and then repeat it. Like Alex says, they HAVE to say something, so they pick up snippets and mood from other posts and then bash one out. This thread is full posts saying, “No oil; so no inavsion. Simples”.

    Funny, cos I remember Burmah petrol stations as a kid, and a quick check around the interwebbings reveals that Burmese Oil and Gas made it the richest country in SE Asia when WE ran it properly. Their Oil resources are currently under-exploited and ripe for development.

    But hey! That’s no reason to stop HYS having a good ‘ol, one-eyed brain spasm.

    No, and nor does some half-arsed theory that Afghanistan is chock full of natural gas, or, weirdly, that it’s worth running a fucking pipeline through the most dangerous country on Earth.

    Truth is that Burma is chock full of oil. In fact, they just signed up to let China exploit them to the tune of $40bn. This was after a British company called Premier Oil were hounded out of a deal back in 2002. And there was, in fact, a company called Burmah Oil. My grandad used to work for them. Later on, they sponsored Swindon Town, if anyone remembers that.

    And the truth is that if someone wanted to drop a pipeline through Afghanistan, the worst thing they could do would be to invade the fucker. The best thing they could do would be to pay the Taliban to keep it safe… much like the agreement we have with Saudi Arabia, Yemen, Nigeria, etc and I’m bored with this now.

    HYSers are all fucknuggets. The worst is when they leak out onto here and shit their mad, unrealistic conspiracy theories all over places I actually visit on the internet. If I wanted fucknuggetry, I’d go and read Craig’s piece of shit.

  101. on 27 Aug 2009 at 9:39 am Apricot Split

    However, Sarah-Jane from Higgledy Piggledy House. You would, wouldn’t you?

    She’s ALL good. What is she doing with Mr Tumble? She’s way better than that. What’s the phrase again … “Something for the dads

    As for Burma, I’m with Catherine Oliver on this one.

  102. on 27 Aug 2009 at 9:39 am john adair

    HYSers are all fucknuggets. The worst is when they leak out onto here and shit their mad, unrealistic conspiracy theories all over places I actually visit on the internet. If I wanted fucknuggetry, I’d go and read Craig’s piece of shit.

    So why are we in Afganistan? Oh because some Egyptions and Saudis who flew planes into the twin towers where trained there!

    Trained to do what exactly, the learnt to fly in America, what did they learn in Afganistan, how to hate America, I learnt that in Hull.

  103. on 27 Aug 2009 at 9:42 am Chris

    Yeah, no offence John, but you’re a fucknugget.

    Actually, I mean offence. You’re a cunt.

  104. on 27 Aug 2009 at 9:55 am Apricot Split

    As a father of 3 children under 5 years (they include twins), I get to watch CBeebies most evenings for the Bedtime Hour. BNPers proper and BNPers at BiasedBBC really hate CBeebies: Full of Blacks, full of disable 1-arm presenters. Full of left-wing PC mind-fuck.

    WTF does/should a 3-year old care about the colour of someone reading a bedtime story, “Fluffy and her mum went to the shop, but Fluffy lost her balloon when the wind blew”. I may start critiquing the stories/presentation to my daughters. They won’t mind not hearing the story, and it’ll teach them not to be fooled so easily. They’ll thank me when the war starts in the next decade.

    Hello boys and girls, my name’s Nick Griffin. Today’s story is about Fluffy and her mum who went to go to church, but couldn’t because a cabal of islamofascists and liberal Nazis said they were the wrong colour. Oh dear! What will they do? Join me after In The Night Garden to find out.

  105. on 27 Aug 2009 at 9:56 am Dr Feelgood

    Ah, CBeebies… this is where the liberal Zionist KGBBC capitalist conspiracy first get their hooks into the young volk and try to turn them against their indigenous culture and support the Islamo-facist communist EU.

    Lets look at some of the evidence:

    Boo – made out of lots of different colours and visits foreign countries. Must be trying to get our kids to accept the socialist Kenyan as President of the US.

    Clifford the Big Red Dog – he’s big and red, just like the EUSSR.

    Bill & Ben – 2 men living together that like gardening… hmmm… no doubt Lord Mandelson personally writes it.

    Utterly conclusive proof – if only more wholesome programmes like this were provided: Yoof BNP: Billy Br*t (the racist sh*t) … maybe NSFW…

  106. on 27 Aug 2009 at 10:08 am millie

    New of the World tells it like it is:
    http://www.newsoftheworld.co.uk/news/465772/Angel-faced-racist-aged-12-Girl-burns-golly-at-BNP-fun-day.html

  107. on 27 Aug 2009 at 10:20 am john adair

    What if your an indigenous heterosexual white male and you want a job at the BBC as a childrens presentor. Short of chopping your right arm of you have no chance.
    Its political correctness gone mad.

  108. on 27 Aug 2009 at 10:27 am Liberal Left And Proud

    john adair

    What if your an indigenous heterosexual white male and you want a job at the BBC as a childrens presentor. Short of chopping your right arm of you have no chance.
    Its political correctness gone mad.

    …….

    Well, in your case, Johnny, you’ve got a problem.Presenting children’s TV is about communicating with kids. A mad twat from hull screaminin “I hate wogs” would probably not be suitable for CBBC.

    You learnt to hate Americans in Hull, where you also learnt to hate women, gays, liberals, the unemployed, Jews, blacks, Muslims (except when they are fighting Jews or Americans) and … well everyone other than BNP twats really.

    I blame your Waffen-SS dad: daily harangues and buggery have clearly addled your brain. Your mum felching you afterwards probably didn’t help either.

  109. on 27 Aug 2009 at 10:29 am Chris

    john adair

    What if your an indigenous heterosexual white male and you want a job at the BBC as a childrens presentor. Short of chopping your right arm of you have no chance.
    Its political correctness gone mad.

    I’m guessing that no part of that, from the spelling to the grammar to the sentiment, is irony.

    Which is a shame, because if any of it were, it’d be fucking genius.

    You’re a real griffin’s gash. Do you know that? I suppose not. There’s not much room for introspection when you have an IQ of 68, is there.

  110. on 27 Aug 2009 at 10:38 am Ceannair

    JOHN, LEFT – FUCK OFF THE BOTH OF YOU!

    This is a local forum or local people. We’ll have no twatbasketry here!

  111. on 27 Aug 2009 at 10:40 am john adair

    Chris, i hope you like it in New Zealand, feel free to stay there, there’s enough twats over here as it is without you adding to them,

    Love John,

    PS any room over there for LLP.

  112. on 27 Aug 2009 at 10:43 am john adair

    JOHN, LEFT – FUCK OFF THE BOTH OF YOU!

    This is a local forum or local people. We’ll have no twatbasketry here!

    Shades of Tubbs Tattsyrup from Roysten Vasey.

  113. on 27 Aug 2009 at 10:49 am Mal

    One would have thought that the massed ranks of HYSers would have known about Burmah Oil as Dennis, consort of their goddess Margaret (aka that fucking evil bitch), was a director there for many years.

  114. on 27 Aug 2009 at 10:54 am Ceannair

    JOHN, LEFT – FUCK OFF THE BOTH OF YOU!

    This is a local forum or local people. We’ll have no twatbasketry here!

    Shades of Tubbs Tattsyrup from Roysten Vasey.

    GEE YOU THINK ????????

    Can we not put traps down for these people ?

  115. on 27 Aug 2009 at 10:58 am Mal

    What if your an indigenous heterosexual white male and you want a job at the BBC as a childrens presentor. Short of chopping your right arm of you have no chance.

    But aren’t you banned from working with children anyway after that little incident in the playground?

  116. on 27 Aug 2009 at 11:07 am Chris

    john adair

    Chris, i hope you like it in New Zealand, feel free to stay there, there’s enough twats over here as it is without you adding to them,

    Love John,

    PS any room over there for LLP.

    You should come over here. There’s a fair few stupid racist cunts like yourself…

    …oh, wait. You’re a thick cunt. They wouldn’t have you. And Europe, obviously that’s out. And America, well, you hate them. Mind you, they wouldn’t have you either.

    I suppose when you’re stuck in Britain because you’re a useless prick, it’s natural to gravitate toward the BNP.

    Well, you educated me after all! Although what I’ve actually learned is that you’re more deserving of pity rather than abuse.

    I have no room for pity though. You’re just a cheetah’s cha-cha.

    Why don’t you try Somalia?

  117. on 27 Aug 2009 at 11:11 am Apricot Split

    John, you naughty little boy.
    You’re a parody.

  118. on 27 Aug 2009 at 11:18 am Settle down class Professor Craig's here

    Dr Feelgood “What!?! Is Rupert Murdoch a Red Sea pedestrian?”

    Well actually yes. At lest his mum Elizabeth Murdoch nee Greene was Jewish on her mother’s side.

    I don’t take this to mean that he, or Soros are engaged in a Jewish conspiracy, since they are already involved with Bilderberg which is, if anything idealogical, more of a Nazi conspiracy. If all the nedia were being secretly run by Zionists I think Israel would get a much more sympathetic press than our genocidal Nazi friends, which is quite obviously the opposite of what happens.

  119. on 27 Aug 2009 at 11:19 am MakeThemStop

    John- you’re right. You’ve convinced us. The war in Afghanistan is a massive conspiracy. Well done you.

    Craigy – you too are entirely correct in all your posts. Have 10 points.

    Well, that brings a tidy end to these discussions.

    The question is – what now? My vote is to go back to mocking the stupids on HYS.

    You’re a pair of chuffs’ chuffs.

  120. on 27 Aug 2009 at 11:24 am john adair

    I don’t take this to mean that he, or Soros are engaged in a Jewish conspiracy, since they are already involved with Bilderberg which is, if anything idealogical, more of a Nazi conspiracy. If all the nedia were being secretly run by Zionists I think Israel would get a much more sympathetic press than our genocidal Nazi friends, which is quite obviously the opposite of what happens.

    Proffessor Craig, Who gave anybody the right to kick the Palestinians off their land in 1948 and establish the zionist state of Isreal? The real cause of all the troubles in the modern world and the real cause of 9/11.

  121. on 27 Aug 2009 at 11:33 am Ceannair

    Proffessor Craig, Who gave anybody the right to kick the Palestinians off their land in 1948 and establish the zionist state of Isreal? The real cause of all the troubles in the modern world and the real cause of 9/11.

    Gets gun… loads gun… places under chin…PEACE!

  122. on 27 Aug 2009 at 11:35 am -273

    Anyone seen Mega Shark vs Giant Octopus?

    Neil ‘the nazis’ Craig vs John ‘the jews’ Adair! bring it on….!

  123. on 27 Aug 2009 at 11:58 am Tom

    I can just imagine the heartless news guy from Airplane doing HYS:

    “They bought the tickets, they chose to live there. I say let ‘em get massacred.”

  124. on 27 Aug 2009 at 12:03 pm lesbian

    @john adair

    I don’t think he is an actual Professor. If I’m right.

  125. on 27 Aug 2009 at 12:16 pm Charles Exford, Oxton

    Here is what I know about Burma.

    It’s hot.

    And I didn’t need the BBC to tell me that – I discovered it during a refuelling stop at Rangoon airport in December 1972.

  126. on 27 Aug 2009 at 12:32 pm john adair

    Like I told the police – that little boy wanted it.

  127. on 27 Aug 2009 at 12:38 pm handwringing liberal

    I’m surprised no HYSer has made the connection with that other George Orwell book none of them has ever read.

    This is what George Orwell warned us about in Burmese Days. Be afraid. Be very afraid.

    BurmeseDaysReturnsforReal

  128. on 27 Aug 2009 at 1:35 pm Liberal Left And Proud

    I think we should leave off John Adair, underneath it all, he’s a great guy.
    Perhaps the British National Party are right all along.

  129. on 27 Aug 2009 at 1:39 pm Admiral Grovworth, III

    A Clergyman’s Daughter? What does that have to do with it?

  130. on 27 Aug 2009 at 1:39 pm Mesostim

    Is that really John Adair or one of you dressed up like him doing a bit of kinky role play?

  131. on 27 Aug 2009 at 1:50 pm "Nineteen-Eighty Four" has nothing to do with modern Britain

    Maybe “Burmese Days” was written before Orwell realised that his Socialist buddies were so keen on forcing their views on everyone else that they no longer cared about democracy and freedom? Indeed, they were more interested in redefining what those terms meant to better suit their own ideology. So maybe, unlike some of Orwell’s better-known books, “Burmese Days” doesn’t have much to do with modern Britain?

  132. on 27 Aug 2009 at 1:53 pm Apricot Split

    If that’s really you John Adair, place an innocuous post here, a secret code if you like, then post the same to HYS. SYB first, then HYS, in that order.
    I’m calling pantomime troll

  133. on 27 Aug 2009 at 1:56 pm john adair

    If banks have so much spare money, why do they not increase interest on savings accounts?

    My boss made a big profit last year but somehow managed to avoid the temptation of giving me a six figure bonus.

    john Adair, Speakyourbranes Hull

    Recommended by 65 people

    What more proof is needed, top of the banking HYS page.

  134. on 27 Aug 2009 at 1:56 pm john adair

    If banks have so much spare money, why do they not increase interest on savings accounts?

    My boss made a big profit last year but somehow managed to avoid the temptation of giving me a six figure bonus.

    john Adair, Speakyourbranes Hull

    Recommended by 65 people

    What more proof is needed, top of the banking HYS page.

  135. on 27 Aug 2009 at 1:56 pm Apricot Split

    Actually, I’m calling you a foetid fox’s fun funnel.

  136. on 27 Aug 2009 at 1:59 pm Apricot Split

    John, that proves nothing. SYB first, then HYS.

  137. on 27 Aug 2009 at 2:14 pm markie126

    “I’m calling pantomime troll”

    @Apricot Split

    On no you’re not….

    * I’ll get my coat…*

  138. on 27 Aug 2009 at 2:14 pm My Foot Hurts.

    I think he could be the real article. Look at the following comment from JA’s HYS comment list:

    True, has most Brits are against illegal oil wars and think this government is rubbish, they would fail.
    Anyone coming here saying the government is correct in it’s wars and that it is doing a marvelous job is now welcome.
    A blatent case of buying votes I think.

    I do sense a certain resonance between the spelling, grammar and style of this post and the one above at 10.20am. I think if our John Adair is a fake, he’s a bloody good ‘un.

  139. on 27 Aug 2009 at 2:20 pm handwringing liberal

    Maybe “Burmese Days” was written before Orwell realised that his Socialist buddies were so keen on forcing their views on everyone else that they no longer cared about democracy and freedom?

    Maybe a book written in 1948 has a lot to do with 1948 – you know, Stalinism, Fascism, world war, that kind of stuff.

  140. on 27 Aug 2009 at 2:22 pm Liberal Left And Proud

    On another note, as it were, the banking HYS has brought the ranters out in force

    The 13 most richest families in the world own the Banks. Even the world bank is privately owned.
    So as for social responsibility, why would they care?
    All they are interested in is keeping the rich, rich and the poor as poor as they can make them.
    Think about it folks, if you were one of the 13, would you want the great unwashed moving in on your buisness? No!
    Thery are very very sick people and one day there time will be up.
    Bring on that day.

    Westminster Mafia-no thanks, Brizzle, United Kingdom

    There’s a hint of menace there, I’m frightened. Still he has a heart of gold tho:

    The worst record for contraception in the world says it all to me.
    I think you have had enough charity in the last 30 years+ and shown no progression whatsoever dont you?

    Now your on your own.A kind generous people are the British, but when our backs are against the wall is when you see the real roaring Lion.
    As our scrougers in this country are about to find out.

    Westminster Mafia-no thanks, Brizzle, United Kingdom

    …………

    Now I am really shitting myself.

  141. on 27 Aug 2009 at 2:22 pm Topsy Turvey

    This place looks more fun than HYS. Is Nelson going to put a self voting system in place?

  142. on 27 Aug 2009 at 2:26 pm Rosie

    Also, John’s been here before.

    Unlike the delightful posts you and your leftwing scum post on Speak your branes, that cesspool of leftwing multicultural hate filled bile.
    You knock a moderate rightwing party like the BNP, then laugh at the filth on that site. I bet it is run by extreme muslim christian haters.
    john Adair, England Not Britain, Virgin Islands (UK)

    SYB 2008 vintage: http://ifyoulikeitsomuchwhydontyougolivethere.com/2008/11/06/plastic-bags/

    Perhaps someone said ‘If you like left wing scum so much…’

  143. on 27 Aug 2009 at 2:29 pm john adair

    I was getting into Westminster Mafia-no thanks, when i discovered this snippet from the Wacko Jacko HYS.

    In the same vein as Elvis, he will be missed enormously.

    I was brought up on his music the album ‘Off the wall’ and ‘Thriller’.
    Not to mention the Jackson 5, some really stunning music.
    Tonite when I drive my usual 152 miles I will be listen to his music as a remeberance.
    My condolences go out to the Jackson Family who I know will miss him greatly. One of lifes characters, and they are always sorely missed more so than others.

    Any fan of Wacko Jacko is no friend of mine.

  144. on 27 Aug 2009 at 2:30 pm Admiral Grovworth, III

    Containers, containers, containers! From the ‘perfect storm’ thread.

    Conservation. Certain private properties are important but government should take over many corporations. If food production and distribution was nationalised then grocery stores could sell food to people without packaging. People could bring their own containers and fill them up with food from big plastic containers that contain the food they are buying(example:have a big plastic container of cereal that everyone uses to fill up up their personal containers). Houses should be private though.

    Keith Johnson, United States

    I like that half of his post is given over to the description of his big plastic containers. If anything, I’m left wanting more info – just how big are these containers? Is it just cereal, or might we find other goods in containers too? Melons, maybe, or trifle?

    But it is a slippery slope. Once you start putting things in giant containers, where does it end? Surely one day we will go to an automobile dealership with our own personal car-jar and fill up with new Volkswagen. If I’m right.

    I think I need a lie down.

  145. on 27 Aug 2009 at 2:32 pm john adairs old headmaster

    Well John always had a problem with the black boys in the school. He seemed convinced that they were intent on hurting him sexually. He was never very strong academically and he always felt insecure about his failure, but the real problem would appear to be that when he was very young he came home unnoticed to find his mother in a rather intimate embrace with two Jamacian ‘young bloods’. Apparenly she was ‘twos up and howling like a banshee’. It was some minutes before they noticed the young John was there. I suspect he never got over it. At primary school there was a lot of trouser wetting and prolonged silences. And then after puberty the violence started. It’s very sad.

  146. on 27 Aug 2009 at 2:51 pm Very Tenables

    JA = tapirs turgid love-truncheon

    I was going to preface that with something witty and pertinent, except then the nasty old fucker would feel compelled to reply.

    The scabby dog’s schlong.

  147. on 27 Aug 2009 at 2:51 pm Michael Jackson, Dcsd

    Any fan of Wacko Jacko is no friend of mine.

    Is it cos I is black?

  148. on 27 Aug 2009 at 2:55 pm john adairs brief gay lover

    John Adair? jeez, that was 20 years ago! I was hanging out with rough types for a while in the late eighties, I was young. I was horny. I just wanted to drink and be banged senseless by musclemen, you know?

    One night in a rock club in Hull, I was just cruising when it all kicked off big sytle; A real proper biker’s bar-battle. I hid under a table as blood, teeth and bottles started flying everywhere. Next thing I know there’s this young skin-head under the table with me. He was terrified. He begged me to protect him. ME! ha! A nine stone queen in mascara! I put my hand on his and told him we’d try to get out together. He smiled a scared little smile at me and there was this ‘moment’. So just before we legged it from under the table, I did that Star Wars Princess Leah ‘kiss for luck’ thing, and we legged it out of the pub and down the street, laughing like fish-wives.

    We went together for a couple of weeks. He seemed really really happy. Then one night he got drunk and turned on me yelling that I’d twisted him and that he wasn’t gay and I was a pervert and all that crap. He beat the living shit out of me… literally. But hey? Who needs two kidneys anyway?

    he’s a proper cunt, allright.

  149. on 27 Aug 2009 at 2:57 pm john adair

    Is it cos I is black?

    No it is because your crap, and a kiddy fiddler.

  150. on 27 Aug 2009 at 2:59 pm Liberal Left And Proud

    err…. didn’t we have all these JA stories a year ago? Just before blah blah blah feck blah

  151. on 27 Aug 2009 at 3:02 pm john adair

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  152. on 27 Aug 2009 at 3:06 pm Liberal Left And Proud

    thank fuck for that

  153. on 27 Aug 2009 at 3:06 pm Funny Peculiar

    err…. didn’t we have all these JA stories a year ago? Just before blah blah blah feck blah – LLP

    Yeah we did. I wrote ‘em. I don’t know who is recycling them, but I guess I’m flattered.

  154. on 27 Aug 2009 at 3:09 pm Rosie

    err…. didn’t we have all these JA stories a year ago? Just before blah blah blah feck blah

    Yeah, I’d noticed that too. Still, recycling is a good thing, no?

    Coat being got.

  155. on 27 Aug 2009 at 3:09 pm Admiral Grovworth, III

    “biker’s bar-battle”

    It’s alliterative, yeah, but there’s something missing.

    Oh, john’s post reminded me – it needs cunting up. Thanks, you geriatric jellyfish’s gelatinous g-spot.

  156. on 27 Aug 2009 at 3:13 pm Funny Peculiar

    Is that a selective hex on Adair? :-) I want to hope so, but I know he’s smart enough to copy and paste stuff from the blah filter threads.

    Please God Pleeeease God make it true.

  157. on 27 Aug 2009 at 3:17 pm My Foot Hurts.

    Here’s hoping…

    It’s going to be SO disappointing when he posts something legible* in a few minutes.

    * Well, you know what I mean.

  158. on 27 Aug 2009 at 3:28 pm john adair

    Whats a selective hex?

    Sorry to disappoint. I am a self appointed sage, a permanently bewildered greif athlete HA HA.

  159. on 27 Aug 2009 at 3:39 pm Paranoid Mandroid

    @ -273

    More like slimy Mega Shark’s snatch vs odorous Giant Octopus orifice

  160. on 27 Aug 2009 at 3:44 pm Funny Peculiar

    Oh John. Tsk, you’re such a cheeky scamp. You nearly had us fooled there.

  161. on 27 Aug 2009 at 3:44 pm Jamie

    Hi, I’ve been coming to the site for a while but never posted before.
    But now I feel compelled to do so, just to say that I think Adair is an ugly ostrich’s oozing orifice.

  162. on 27 Aug 2009 at 3:51 pm Ceannair

    I think he’s a syphillitic cygnet’s sloppy second.

    So there.

  163. on 27 Aug 2009 at 4:02 pm My Foot Hurts.

    Personally, I think he’s a gobby gnu’s gangrenous goo-hole.

  164. on 27 Aug 2009 at 4:03 pm Admiral Grovworth, III

    Perhaps a perplexingly persistent prairie-dog’s putrid and pustulent piss-flaps.

  165. on 27 Aug 2009 at 4:04 pm History Crow

    Blah filter, please

  166. on 27 Aug 2009 at 4:07 pm Jamie

    He is a big bears bulging boner bag!

  167. on 27 Aug 2009 at 4:18 pm Apricot Split

    ugly ostrich’s oozing orifice.

    Jamie, welcome. Do post again. New blood (pure Aryan, of course) and all that:

    8/10 for the alliteration. You would have got 9/10 for:
    odious ostrich’s oozing orifice.

  168. on 27 Aug 2009 at 4:23 pm GiveItAGo

    Please, if all you want to do is insult John Adair, this thread should give you rich pickings. Do it there. Otherwise say something funny. Like, “the BNP are definitely going to get into power” or something like that.

    http://blahyourbranes.invisionplus.net/?mforum=blahyourbranes&showforum=5

  169. on 27 Aug 2009 at 4:36 pm GiveItAGo

    ‘this’ thread meaning the one I linked to, of course, not this thread. This thread is a fuck up already.

  170. on 27 Aug 2009 at 4:41 pm spungin imgrunt

    @millie
    New of the World tells it like it is:
    http://www.newsoftheworld.co.uk/news/465772/Angel-faced-racist-aged-12-Girl-burns-golly-at-BNP-fun-day.html

    Jesus fucking Christ! I know it’s NOTW and probably exaggerated, but…Fucking Jesus Christ! I guess I didn’t realise it was that bad.

    Did John ‘I-love-to-lick-salty-cum-flakes-from-my-armpit-hair’ Adair say they are moderate? What a cunt.

  171. on 27 Aug 2009 at 4:49 pm john adair

    You Leftys take the piss out of Daily Mail readers then believe all you see in the News Of the World.
    Go to David Icke for the real truth, if you dare.

  172. on 27 Aug 2009 at 4:50 pm Cheb Ghobbi

    Is that the real John Adair and the real Topsy Turvy? Wow! You guys are like celebrities round here.

    I gather that as well as being self-appointed sage and a permanently bewildered grief athlete, John, you are also a Regular Twat (if I’m right).

    No Blah Filter please. Instead let’s have HYSers’ comments replaced with random comments from the Twat-o-tron.

  173. on 27 Aug 2009 at 4:57 pm Catherine Oliver

    I have suffered with spots. the best way to beat spots is to put duac gel on because they work a treat to treat spots

  174. on 27 Aug 2009 at 5:26 pm Apricot split

    let’s have HYSers’ comments replaced with random comments from the Twat-o-tron

    And appended with content from the Minge-O-Matic

  175. on 27 Aug 2009 at 6:25 pm Funny Peculiar

    You Leftys – John.

    What do you mean ‘you lefties’??? There’s no one to the right of you. From your POV, ‘lefties’ is 99.999999999999999999999999999% of the human race. Not exactly definitive, John.

  176. on 27 Aug 2009 at 6:29 pm Funny Peculiar

    Someone will now point out that, given the number of nines after the decimal point, even ‘so much percent’ of John’s brain is to the left of him. Do it, if it gives you pleasure!

  177. on 27 Aug 2009 at 6:32 pm spungin imgrunt

    I nearly replied to John Adair pointing out what was wrong with his post and why he’s a cunt then. My brain must be melting, it’s time to go home.

    John, your post is wrong and you are a cunt.

  178. on 27 Aug 2009 at 7:27 pm Mal

    It’s not so much that I think JA and his ilk should be denied the oxygen of publicity, rather that they should be denied the oxygen of oxygen.

    Ah, the old ones are the best.

  179. on 27 Aug 2009 at 10:11 pm sqrt(-1)

    I can’t be arsed with alliteration, or even animals at the moment, so I’ll just say this to our immigrant friends from HYS; You are all cunts. Now fuck off.

  180. on 27 Aug 2009 at 10:43 pm Pirate Pete

    Do you what I loathe about the BNP? The fact that if they ever did get into power, people like me would be the first against the wall. Which is ironic, given that half of them have sucked as much cock as I have – not that I’d go anywhere near scum like them of course, not even with Hitler’s penis…

  181. on 28 Aug 2009 at 1:46 am Bit Special AKA La Spesh

    Do you know what I hate about the BNP? Everything, the hate-filled, pig-thick, ignorant, grotesque cunts.

    PS Pirate – wouldn’t/couldn’t we all just escape aboard The Cormorant’s Clunge?

  182. on 28 Aug 2009 at 8:31 am millie

    given that half of them have sucked as much cock as I have

    According to a recent article in the BMJ the actual figure is 78.3% of male and female BNP members over the age of consent.

  183. on 28 Aug 2009 at 9:06 am My Foot Hurts.

    the hate-filled, pig-thick, ignorant, grotesque cunts

    I applaud the sentiment, Ms La Spesh, but I would respectfully suggest the alliteration could use some work…

  184. on 28 Aug 2009 at 10:31 am man muncher

    According to a recent article in the BMJ the actual figure is 78.3% of male and female BNP members over the age of consent.

    Yes, I remember reading about this in the Sun. “Doctors confirm BNP is ‘gay’.”

    Didn’t the survey go on to say that (unexpectedly) the Conservative Party is now the gayest party, with 99% of MPs reported as being either “slightly gay”, “very gay” or “extremely gay indeed”? Labour lags behind on just 30% despite the best efforts of Mandelson.

  185. on 28 Aug 2009 at 11:21 am Bit Special AKA La Spesh

    @My Foot Hurts – fuck off, I was tired. :)

  186. on 28 Aug 2009 at 11:22 am Settle down class Professor Craig's here

    Whatever you say about the BNP at least they don’t support genocide, ethnic cleansing, child rape & organlegging in the Nazi cause, as Lab/Lib/Cons do.

    John you are right that it was wrong of the world to give Palestine to the Jews as a national home but we are where we are or all the Americans would have to come home & indeed the English hand England back to the Welsh.

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  188. on 29 Aug 2009 at 7:19 am alt-f4

    john adair, the crusty cockatoo’s chao-chee-bai.

  189. on 29 Aug 2009 at 8:02 am alt-f4

    John you are right that it was wrong of the world to give Palestine to the Jews as a national home

    Neil, you are wrong that he is right that it was wrong. Palestine was not “given” to the Jews, they took it by force of arms and have shown a resolute desire to keep hold of it. They took Palestine precisely to ensure they had a place in which they would always be able to defend themselves from people such as yourselves (although in your two cases I imagine a pointed-stick would be sufficient detterent).

  190. on 30 Aug 2009 at 9:40 am bb

    “Whatever you say about the BNP at least they don’t support genocide, ethnic cleansing, child rape & organlegging in the Nazi cause, as Lab/Lib/Cons do.”

    Ahh – I think that I may have spotted a slight error in your post.

    The BNP really do support ethnic cleansing – I know its difficult but if you think about it, a policy of keeping Britain white and shipping all “ethnics” back to “where they came from” is actual ethnic cleansing.

    Admittedly this real policy of ethnic cleansing is a lot less fun than your masturbatory fantasies about a huge hidden conspiracy of child-raping, organ-harvesting nazi sympathisers.

    Better to live in a fantasy land where you are an omniscient sage dispensing indisputable FACTS rather than face the grim reality of being a nauseating narwhale’s noisome nadgers.

  191. on 30 Aug 2009 at 7:25 pm He's Spartacus

    Venezuela has oil too.

    Just about the only thing that’s keeping that preening hatstand, Chávez in gainful employment.

  192. on 04 Sep 2009 at 3:24 pm Jonty Adair

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  193. on 04 Sep 2009 at 3:25 pm Jonty Adair

    suck …. cess

  194. on 04 Sep 2009 at 3:27 pm Jonty Adair

    possibly?

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