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Hypocrites and Shit Sherlocks and Tax Bores31 Aug 2009 01:00 pm

So… Er… You Guys Doing Anything This Weekend?

By Alex

There’s a thread up on “What are your plans for the Bank Holiday?” I can’t work out if these are intended as a test to see who can get angriest about spending a pleasant summer’s day away from work, as light relief from the weighty issues of contemporary politics or as a test to see who can get angriest at the very concept of light relief from politics (hint: it’s Topsy Turvy). Unsurprisingly, there’s a lot of smug shite like this:

Probably get my tax return form out and try and work out what I’ll be left with after the government has skinned me.

[unclegrumpy]

Fair enough. Whatever makes you unhappy.

And this:

I will be spending the holiday cleaning out the moat, painting the duckhouse and cutting back the wisteria.

Chris Oldershaw, Cenarth, Ceredigion, United Kingdom

Are you still on MPs’ expenses? Listen, if you’re getting low on material, maybe try clicking on the BBC News Front Page every couple of months instead of going straight to Have Your Say. Then maybe people will start talking to you again.

“This topic will start the usual miserable moaners off who will say that they are not going anywhere because :- 1) …..”
“Having had my say, I will not read any more of this topic until I come back – I’m going away for the weekend, and I’m not telling you where.”

Ron Anderson

Do you see what you’re doing here Ron?? You’re moaning about the moaners. That is even worse!

Glen Thomas

Haha! You’re right Glen! That’s exactly what he’s doing. I tell you what else though: read through your own post again and you’ll get a rather amusing surprise.

96 Responses to “So… Er… You Guys Doing Anything This Weekend?”

on 31 Aug 2009 at 1:36 pm Bit Special AKA La Spesh

I’m going to spend MY Bank Holiday commenting on people who comment on others who comment about Bank Holidays.

Erm…. first?!
on 31 Aug 2009 at 1:37 pm firstpost

I would have spend it down the coal mine if Thatcher hadn’t shut them down.
on 31 Aug 2009 at 1:39 pm Suspended in disbelief

I spent my weekend running around beating up on mental paitents, no I wasnt doing the rounds on the HYSers home’s, I WAS BATMAN!
on 31 Aug 2009 at 1:46 pm The Sheep

Baaaa bleeet baaaa *chew chew* baa
on 31 Aug 2009 at 1:48 pm Ed aka Nearly Craig

From the facebook feed for it:

A “witty” comic

And one featuring a joke about STDs
on 31 Aug 2009 at 2:10 pm Any Rand will Do

Drive down to marina to pick up yacht. Sail over to France, spend night over there on boat, have a nice meal and glass of wine.Sail back – just great. No long queues no TV with 24hour kevball. Excellent.

English Not British, or European

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Irony? What irony?
on 31 Aug 2009 at 2:15 pm Clovis Sangrail

“I’m going away for the weekend, and I’m not telling you where”. Either this was the kid that used to grab the ball in the middle of football down the park and storm off, or ‘going away for the weekend’ means staying in his room alternately masturbating and bursting into tears. Or both.
on 31 Aug 2009 at 2:25 pm Any Rand will do

I’ll spend the time writing a complaint letter to the BBC to accuse them of posting inane HYS topics while the UK is in crisis and our democracy is at its lowest ebb.

Edward James, Southport

Because of course if the BBC posted sensible HYS topics we could solve all those problems, couldn’t we? Democracy could be relaunched on the back of a thread on How soon should we leave the EU, and the crisis would soon be over with a thread on Where shall we send all those immigrunts who happen to have been born here?.

What a necrotic nematode’s nich-cock.
on 31 Aug 2009 at 2:28 pm Any Rand will do

Twat-bollocks. “Niche-cock”.
on 31 Aug 2009 at 2:29 pm john adair

Bloody Nick Griffin has me out delivering BNP leaflets all holidays when I would be rather at home drinking White Lightning and beating up Paki’s.
It’s political correctness gone mad.
on 31 Aug 2009 at 2:35 pm Mr Poo

And one featuring a joke about STDs

Ironically enough, that’s about as funny as a case of the adairs
on 31 Aug 2009 at 2:36 pm Mr Poo

Damn! Blockquote fail!
on 31 Aug 2009 at 2:37 pm Horses fuck horses

…alternately masturbating and bursting into tears. Or both.

I believe this is known as the “crank”
on 31 Aug 2009 at 2:38 pm Topsy turvey

My engineering company is working a normal day, all staff no exceptions.We have vital export orders to get ready and no delays are allowed.Perhaps if the Govt and the unions thought less about shirking and more about working we would have been out of this recession already like our european competitors. As always we show ourselves to be the lazy man of Europe.The French and Germans I have spoken to this week are laughing at us taking time off.Abolish Bank Holidays now, they are an anachronism.

pieter van der byl, Rhodesia, United Kingdom

A man after the Establishments heart. If we ban bank holidays, in fact all holidays and work 365 days a year until we drop, employers would be able to pay us less wages because the would be no time to spend the excess money.
Better still, ban homes and open workhouses where we can get a couple of hours sleep on a straw mat before starting all over again.

Some people still think life is for living, not making the corperate elite richer. We are just wage slaves to the corperate elite and do not forget it.
on 31 Aug 2009 at 2:44 pm john adair

I am going to get pissed on White Lightning, beat a few pakis up and see if I can get the first “booze asbo” in Hull. First one to 10 Asbos in a week wins a case of Jack Daniels.
on 31 Aug 2009 at 2:45 pm back to black

alternately masturbating and bursting into tears

A far healthier option to stuffing your face with chocolate. Very sensible.
on 31 Aug 2009 at 2:45 pm john adair

Mr Poo

Damn! Blockquote fail!

Only a lefty tosser cant master blockquotes. Obviously a public sector nird.
on 31 Aug 2009 at 3:10 pm Clovis Sangrail

“pieter van der byl, Rhodesia, United Kingdom” – Ag, Piet man, the reason you have to work so hard is that you don’t have all those Shona and Matabele to do it for you man. Ag, shame hey?
on 31 Aug 2009 at 3:13 pm Horses fuck horses

This Bank Holiday, I shall mostly be taking over the world.

Expect to see me on the news on Tuesday morning, folks.

LunchBreak, Derby

Its true he’ll be in the news on Tuesday under the headline “Public masturbator strikes Oldham city centre”
on 31 Aug 2009 at 3:40 pm Rod Wrongnob

What you’ve failed to notice here is that “cleaning out the moat”, “painting the duckhouse” and “cutting back the wisteria” are all euphemisms for unsavoury sexual practices. It wasn’t half-witted satire, it was half-witted boasting.

You also missed Ron’s response to Glen:

You might have a point, but if you think that’s moaning – you havn’t met my wife.

ZING!

B. King’s post really is the best:

When you are retired, every day is a holiday which sounds great, but you miss out on the contrast of the hard graft periods and the rest periods.
The thought of of a long weekend used to fill me with joy.
on 31 Aug 2009 at 3:42 pm Charlotte

Surprised nobody’s mentioned the product of last year’s bank holiday misery…

“Bank”
on 31 Aug 2009 at 3:45 pm Rod Wrongnob

B. King’s yearning for the grave was recommended by 44 people.
on 31 Aug 2009 at 3:51 pm Any Rand will do

Reading HYS and commenting as I see fit, mildly curious to see what effect on my moderated out of existence ratio this day will have

Garth Neapole, Teynham, United Kingdom

So, what ratio would be “moderated out of existence? One in a thousand being published? Let’s be generous and say one in a hundred. And you have had how many published? Let’s see: according to your profile that would be 132, and all of them bollocks. So about 132,000 moderated.

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Have you ever thought that the moderators might simply be trying to do the rest of the world a favour?
Hariquoque horrible d’un hérisson haineux.
on 31 Aug 2009 at 4:15 pm sqrt(-1)

Hariquoque horrible d’un hérisson haineux.

Ooh, clever. I don’t understand a word of it, but Im impressed.
on 31 Aug 2009 at 4:16 pm sqrt(-1)

Oops. This apostrophe fell off during the posting process. Please feel free to replace it in the appropriate position above. ‘
on 31 Aug 2009 at 4:23 pm Mal

Perhaps if the Govt and the unions thought less about shirking and more about working we would have been out of this recession already like our european competitors.

Sometimes I just can’t be arsed pointing out the blindingly obvious. Oh well, duty calls.

So how come you can take time out to post your inane drivel on HYS then, you lazy fucking sod. Or is it, as is more likely, that this ‘factory’ of yours is just your worm-like cock that ‘exports’ spunk to a tissue every time you post to HYS? Either way you’re a cunt (I really can’t be bothered to make up amusingly alliterative names for these people).
on 31 Aug 2009 at 4:33 pm Clovis Sangrail

“Hariquoque horrible d’un hérisson haineux.” The hairy cock of a hateful hedgehog? I don’t think i got the hairy cock bit right. Or, possibly, any of the rest. Are we doing zoogenitalia in foreign languages now? Can I be excused please sir?
on 31 Aug 2009 at 4:34 pm Horses fuck horses

A real gem in terms of cold cuntardishness-

Once again plans to travel south of Bristol are ruined by the police action to close the M5 for 6 hours because someone decides they want to jump off the Avon bridge, was there really a need to do this as he was jumping into the river not onto the motorway a one lane closure and some screens would have sufficed but no the opportunity to
disrupt eveyone was too much to resist, as for the jumper thats his decision why should we all suffer for it.

[CzarCastic], Cheltenham, United Kingdom

Selfish suicidal bastard. Frankly its just the height of bad manners, yeah so what if your wife and kids have left you, Ive got to make it to Chessington before 2.
on 31 Aug 2009 at 4:57 pm cpir

Added: Friday, 28 August, 2009, 23:00 GMT 00:00 UK
Assuming the NHS and the other surveillance units of our repressive government doesn’t get too upset, I shall be going down the pub and probably drinking more than this interfering government believes is to good for me! but as I pay dearly for the privilege for imbibing a few drinks I would be grateful if on this bank holdiay the government would butt out and mind it’s own business!
Russell James, Wirral, United Kingdom
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That’s right, Russell. Your hard-earned beer money is being diverted into an NHS black ops project to develop a giant self-targeting robotic cock. If you post on HYS again it will seek you out and roger you into voting NuLabor and drinking your own piss from a tall glass with a swizzle stick in.
on 31 Aug 2009 at 5:05 pm Mal

If any of you live in The Wirral and you should see Russell passed out in a gutter give him a kick in the cobblers (of the corpulent koala’s variety) from me.
on 31 Aug 2009 at 7:20 pm Bit Special AKA La Spesh

@Mal – I don’t live anywhere near that area, but I’m trying to book some train tickets to The Wirral, whilst TYF digs out my DMs for me…
on 31 Aug 2009 at 7:27 pm Clovis Sangrail

@Bit Special – I hope they’re big strong DMs if you are are planning on kicking every drunk’s nuts in the Wirral on a bank holiday weekend.
on 31 Aug 2009 at 7:34 pm Clovis Sangrail

@any rand will do – I had to google hariquoque. Oh my. How Rabelaisian.
on 31 Aug 2009 at 9:16 pm Bit Special AKA La Spesh

@Clovis – durr, I got Russell’s home address from his IP address. Please Kadir-Buxton yourself for such a rudimentary error.

PS Google gives ME no results when I try to, erm, google ‘hariquoque’. Sad face.
on 31 Aug 2009 at 9:40 pm Clovis Sangrail

@Bit S.
I’ve K-B’d myself until it stings. Hariquoque is an archaic French word for a lady’s vajayjay.
on 31 Aug 2009 at 9:46 pm Any Rand will do

@ Clovis Sangrail – I had to Google “Rabelaisian”…

@ La Spesh – Google should have coughed up a link to Le Glossaire érotique de la langue française depuis son origine jusqu’à nos jours at the very least, which would tell you that hariquoque is a vieux mot hors d’usage employé dans un sens obscène pour désigner la nature de la femme, or in other words more or less what you’d expect in a SYB zoogenitalian insult.

Can I add that Russell James is une mirely malformée d’une méduse membrue.
on 31 Aug 2009 at 9:51 pm mole grip

@Bit Special from a comment he posted today on an article on bipolar disorder Kadir-Buxton appears to have refined his method with an alternative to punching yourself in the ears .

You can get the same effect as the Kadir-Buxton Method by drinking a ‘yard of ale’ fast and then hyperventilating until you pass out. This method is the world’s first DIY cure for mental illness.

http://www.mailonsunday.co.uk/health/article-1209919/Genetic-link-key-unlocking-depression.html#ixzz0PnOn0uM9
on 31 Aug 2009 at 10:24 pm Bit Special AKA La Spesh

@mole – nice. I notice he’s canny enough to change his first name in the comments, but too mental to bother with the surname. Unless ‘Andy Kadir-Buxton’ is his son – the world’s first double-fisted-delivery baby! And no doubt the last.

@Any Rand – yeah, that opened up but the link went a bit weird and I could be arsed.

That Adam Kadir-Buxtom – Hij is een kolossaal kikker’s kankerkut.

I thank you!
on 31 Aug 2009 at 10:35 pm john Adair's Gerbil

Probably get my tax return form out and try and work out what I’ll be left with after the government has skinned me.

[unclegrumpy]

unclegrumpy, you tired-out taxman’s tadger, you’re either about six months too early or six months too late.
on 01 Sep 2009 at 1:13 am Chris

I’m having a holiday from moaning on HYS.

Adrian Mugridge, Chester, United Kingdom

My favourite HYSer, Aidsridden Mingebag.

Do you think he means he’s having a holiday from doing the moaning on HYS, or he’s having a holiday from reading everyone else’s?

I’d bet the first one to win if I hadn’t read enough of his shite to know that he’s given his cat an email address and he’s too self-absorbed to have a moment of clarity and realise he’s a whinging self-important twatbubble.
on 01 Sep 2009 at 5:26 am Ed aka Nearly Craig

@Mr Poo

And one featuring a joke about STDs

Ironically enough, that’s about as funny as a case of the adairs

Oh, Mr Poo. Has it come to you posting pics of your warty weed-whacker already?

@La Spesh

Je spreekt te veel talen, en je moet stoppen pronken. ‘t is niet groot, en ‘t is niet slim.
on 01 Sep 2009 at 8:36 am millie van der meulen

hey, leuk – gaan we nu verder in het Nederlands?
on 01 Sep 2009 at 10:45 am crumhorn

Bloody geordies…
on 01 Sep 2009 at 11:05 am Bit Special AKA Mevrouw Van Der Spesh

KLOOTVIOOL!
on 01 Sep 2009 at 11:08 am Phil Arious

@Bit Special – I think Kadir-Buxton has always been called Andy, but people frequently confuse him with Adam Buxton from The Adam and Joe Show. A state of affairs which both should be absolutely thrilled about
on 01 Sep 2009 at 11:14 am john adair

From the Afgan thread

Yes, they should. Then Britain can leave and let them inevitably fight amongst themselves as we all know is going to happen.

I read in the Times recently about Afghan forces that turned on their British allies over a shooting of a girl (which wasn’t proven) while Taliban agitated a mob.

How can we justify staying in such an environment, when those we consider our allies turn on us. Only ONE afghan soldier remained “loyal”,

We need to leave Afghanistan NOW.

stephen livingstone, ABERDEEN,

Bloody Afghans, you cant even shoot their young daughters without them getting upset, the ungreatful scum.
You invade their country to build a oil pipeline and this is the thanks you get.
We would leave now, if, eh well we did not need the oil, but we do, so we better stay anyway, the ungrateful scum.
on 01 Sep 2009 at 11:27 am john adair

What ever you do, dont mention the war, BBC have just started an HYS topic on it!
Helmets on and stand back.
on 01 Sep 2009 at 11:40 am John Adair

My father was sunk twice, once on HMS Trinidad on the Russian convoys. He lost two brothers, one in the Atlantic and one at Dunkirk…

john Adair, Speakyourbranes Hull

I comemorate them by advocating Nazi policies and pissing on everything they died for. I cheerfully smear my own shit on their sacrifice and giggle about how radical I am. Their deaths mean fuck all to me, in fact, the cunts stopped my dreams of a fascist empire coming true, but I’ll use them as emotional bargaining tools in the hope of winning a pathetic little thread on Have Your Say.
on 01 Sep 2009 at 12:07 pm I'm john Adair and so is my wife

Actually John, I reckon they would be proud. We live in a country where absolute poverty is virtually non-existant unlike 1939, where anyone who gets ill can get world class health care unlike 1939, we can live and work freely in Europe unlike 1939.

Joe, Newcastle

Wish I lived there, it sounds a hell of a lot better than Britain. (rimshot)
on 01 Sep 2009 at 1:27 pm Cheb Ghobbi

Is there some sort of John Adair filter on here now?
on 01 Sep 2009 at 2:08 pm mistress of clive

Don’t generally post on here but thought I would share the fact that I spent most of my bank holiday laughing at this:

http://www.qwghlm.co.uk/toys/dailymail/

I suggest that you try it if you haven’t already.
on 01 Sep 2009 at 3:22 pm john adairs brief gay lover

Cheb Ghobbi

Is there some sort of John Adair filter on here now?

Possibly, Yes!
on 01 Sep 2009 at 3:49 pm john adairs old headmaster

Yes I am rembering the outbreak of WWII started effectively by the French insisting after WWI (started by Serbs) that Germany pay such massive reparations that caused Germans to starve and commit suicide in tens of thousands, conditions which led to A Hitler to come to power.

King Alfred, Saxonia

An excellent analogy of what caused WW2, I wonder why they do not teach it in schools.
My son was taught that WW2 started when Hitler invaded Poland.
I told in to look in a pre 1914 atlas and define where Poland actually was.
on 01 Sep 2009 at 4:09 pm Suspended in disbelief

There were many factors in WWII starting both socio-economical and political…

Just say invading Poland!

And John Adair, what would you ancestors think of morden Britain, for one i think they would be greatly impressed by that magic box that lets you “communicate” with people worldwide instantly with picures, videos and such

And two, probably wish they died a bit sooner before concieving children that led to your unfortante creation!

Tepid Tapirs Tadger
on 01 Sep 2009 at 4:37 pm Philbert

An excellent analogy of what caused WW2, I wonder why they do not teach it in schools.
My son was taught that WW2 started when Hitler invaded Poland.
I told in to look in a pre 1914 atlas and define where Poland actually was.

So WWII started because Hitler was using an out-of-date atlas?
on 01 Sep 2009 at 5:09 pm Baron Beeboid

So WWII started because Hitler was using an out-of-date atlas?

Yes. And the Holocaust started because somebody misheard Hitler complaining about having to wait in line at Deutsche Post.
on 01 Sep 2009 at 7:00 pm Ed van Nearly Craig

@La Spesh

KLOOTVIOOL!

TYPHUSHOER!
on 01 Sep 2009 at 7:29 pm Clovis Sangrail

@ La Spesh & Ed van
Hey, moenie! Ons kannie daardie taal praat nie. Engels asseblief.
on 01 Sep 2009 at 7:51 pm Red Adair

Will the real John Adair please stand up…
on 01 Sep 2009 at 8:56 pm Bit Special AKA Mevrouw Van Der Spesh

@Ed – Rot op, je kanker lijer!

@Clovis – Ik spreek het Nederlands niet Afrikaans, zo kus mijn hol!

(Op een aardige manier, natuurlijk)
on 01 Sep 2009 at 10:34 pm funny peculiar

It may have taken them 70 years, but the fascists won in the end. Only another 1 month and 1 day until their goal is fully realised. I’m sure the Irish are scared enough to vote “yes” by now.

I thank the millions who were forced to go and kill their fellow man so I could enjoy “freedom” (including you, Grandad [painfully obvious bullshit]), it’s a pity this “freedom” will only exist while it is profitable for it to continue. Welcome to corporate fascism -the system we are really living in.

A Prole, Land of no hope or glory

Is it just me or does it fuck you off to the Nth degree to listen to soft, ignorant moaners claim their massively privileged lives somehow equate to life under Hitler or Stalin…

“150 quid to watch diverse and interesting TV? 150 QUID??? It’s like fucking BIRKENAU, I tell you! Why don’t you just work millions of us to death on starvation rations; gas my entire race and crush all attempts at reason with extensive and ruthless death squads, Herr Brown? I wouldn’t notice the fucking difference, you sick fascist. ONE HUNDRED AND FIFTY QUID!!! I don’t how I’ve survived this long! Solzhenitsyn never had to put up with this sort of shit. Gulag? Tchah! Five-star hotel more like.”
on 01 Sep 2009 at 10:52 pm YeGods

Actually I spent the Bank Holiday worrying about the Rumanians upstairs.

If I’m right.
on 01 Sep 2009 at 11:16 pm juffrouw millie

kus mijn hol!

Gobbler is nu gepensioneerd helaas
on 01 Sep 2009 at 11:25 pm Ed van Nearly Adair

Lieve god. Wat hebben we gecreerd?
on 01 Sep 2009 at 11:45 pm millicenta

Lieve god. Wat hebben we gecreerd?

con alcune lingue di più – eurospeakyerbranes!
on 02 Sep 2009 at 12:07 am john adair

“My father was sunk twice, once on HMS Trinidad on the Russian convoys. He lost two brothers, one in the Atlantic and one at Dunkirk. If they could see the way the country is being run now, I bet they wish they had never bothered. john Adair, Speakyourbranes Hull”
My condolences to you and your family John. I fully agree with your point when I look at the broken society this country has become especially over the last fifteen years. I’ll spare a thought for those who lost their lives in WWII.

I loathe NuLab, They know the price of everything and the value of NOTHING!!, United Kingdom

Why thank you good sir, at least one HYS’er appreciates the sacfifice my family made so that Liberal do gooders would have the freedom to open the floodgates and let the third world in.#
At least if Hitler had won the war, we may all be speaking German, but at least it would be white German.

Seig Heil!
on 02 Sep 2009 at 12:28 am Clovis Sangrail

@ Spesh “Ik spreek het Nederlands niet Afrikaans” – Ja ek weet juffie, maar Afrikaans is beter
on 02 Sep 2009 at 12:41 am Bit Special AKA Mevrouw Van Der Spesh

Gobbler is gepensioneerd? Godverdomme! Ik zal zijn tedere likken missen

Although I must switch back to English to express my deepest condolences for John Adair’s Granddad who died 14 times in WWII, WWI, The Boer War, The Hundred Years War, The Crusades and just last week in Helmland Province, and for what? The Nazis didn’t even get to take over the UK. Fucking typical.

As if John Adair even had grandparents. Or parents. He is the very spawn of Beelzebub himself, as any fule kno.
on 02 Sep 2009 at 12:50 am Bit Special AKA Mevrouw Van Der Spesh

@Clovis – I stand by the words of the B-Side of The Chicken Song by Spitting Image: I’ve never met a nice South African. Apart from Breyten Breytenbach, but that goes without saying. Also, I believe he emigrated to Paris.
on 02 Sep 2009 at 1:50 am Ed van Nearly Adair

How about introducing a policy of total ignorage on JA-wohl?
on 02 Sep 2009 at 2:22 am Clovis Sangrail

Ah yes – Spitting Image. How I used to love playing that song. Loudly. Old Madiba is all right as S.Afs go though.
@ Ed – agreed amd seconded
on 02 Sep 2009 at 7:50 am Any Rand will do

Can we do the energy-saving light bulbs thread please, pretty please?

It is so full of classic HYS frippe-lipperie.

This will all blow over. There is a particular type of person that doesn’t like change, but it gives them ample scope to whine (which they do like).

Jacques B, United Kingdom

So you would’nt be opposed if the EU passed an edict stateing that you were’nt allowed out unless at certain times, unlikley and extreme to be sure, but from what your saying you would welcome this as your not opposed to change, just because you may welcome it does not mean others and maybe the majority out there do.

Steve Wright

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and

Last one out of the country please turn it off …

Rob Clarke

Recommended by 5 people

Pox-ridden pangolins’ pintle-cases, the lot of them.
on 02 Sep 2009 at 8:45 am Oaf

I’m feeling a bit cold at the moment. Whoever is near the thermostat, please turn it up a couple of degrees.

Thanks.
on 02 Sep 2009 at 10:29 am handwringing liberal

Two facts:

1 Mercury – extremely poisonous

2 World Population (est)
1960: 2,982 million
2008: 6,707 million

Given the facts that mercury is one of the most dangerous substances and that we are overpopulated, may I suggest that the “powers-that-be” are trying to cut down the population by making us use bulbs that can poison us if they break?!?!

Oh, and yes, I have stockpiled lots of lovely light bulbs that I can actually read by!

I await a visit from the thought police…..
Sue Hudson, London

Classic HYS. Eschews a minor change in lifestyle in favour of culling other human beings, claims it is all a conspiracy by the “powers-that-be”, and finishes with an Orwell reference. I give Sue 9.5 out of 10.
on 02 Sep 2009 at 11:07 am tegid

@ handwringing liberal

I give Sue 9.5 out of 10.

This is clearly not 9.5 standard. Statistics have been provided which are reasonably accurate, punctuation has used (although multiple ! and ? does get some bonus credit) and the spelling & grammar is consistent with the generally accepted version of the English (not British) language. In addition, she has not SHOUTED or suggested that anyone goes back to where they came from.

No, I think that this is only a 6 out of 10 at best.

Must try harder, Sue, must try harder.
on 02 Sep 2009 at 11:08 am Doe, Adair, a female deer

“War, what is it good for”
“Absolutely nothing, say it again”

The words of Edwin Starr.

…

Required, Reading, UK

Wise words mate.
on 02 Sep 2009 at 11:08 am tegid

Could someone please put this in the correct place – I am clearly incapable of doing so.

been
on 02 Sep 2009 at 11:09 am Doe, Adair, a female deer

aaaargh, bollockquote fail.
on 02 Sep 2009 at 11:32 am sm

Entirely the wrong place to post, obviously, but we need this on the NHS!
http://petitions.number10.gov.uk/K-BMethod/
Only three days left to sign!
on 02 Sep 2009 at 12:20 pm (not millitant) millie

War, HUH, what is it good for? Absolutely nuth’n.

Frankie dus it best though.
on 02 Sep 2009 at 12:22 pm Chris

I await a visit from the thought police…..
Sue Hudson, London

Fuck me, she’d actually have to have something approximating a thought before that could happen.

I sometimes don’t believe that people like Sue Hudson exist or are serious when they say stuff like this. But then I weigh up the probability of Sue Hudson being real or HYS being a lol-fest of irony, and suddenly… well, I’m a believer. Not a trace of doubt in my mind. I’m in hell. I’m a believer, and I think I just ran out of rhymes.

AND JUST LIKE THAT, HE’S BACK!
on 02 Sep 2009 at 12:28 pm gloria

from outer space
just walked in to find him here
with that sad look upon his face…
on 02 Sep 2009 at 12:53 pm sanchez

anyone else missing craig?
on 02 Sep 2009 at 1:59 pm Chris

God no.

I hope he’s fucking dead.

I’m not trying to be cute, I’m serious. I hope he’s dead.
on 02 Sep 2009 at 4:08 pm Horses fuck horses

@Chris
I heard that if you kadir-buxton him precisely 143 times his head will explode
on 02 Sep 2009 at 7:17 pm john adair

I would emigrate to South Africa, but that fucking Nelson Mandela went and spoiled it.
on 02 Sep 2009 at 9:38 pm Pirate Pete

Well I spent part of my weekend doing this – fortunately my brain is still intact…

http://thelondoneer.blogspot.com/2009/09/medal-winning-day-of-dead.html
on 03 Sep 2009 at 6:17 pm Dirk van de Bogaerde

Ik houd van mijn weekend net zoals het is. U bent dom pussies fret! Heb je niet iets beters te doen dan dit vertalen?
on 03 Sep 2009 at 9:02 pm wind millie

Ik hoef het niet te vertalen, het gaat rechtstreeks van mijn hersens naar de website.

En het is “ik hou van mijn weekend” en “Jullie zijn domme kutten!”

Domme kut!
on 04 Sep 2009 at 2:36 am Ed van Nearly Adair

‘t klopt dat ‘t “jullie” is, MAAR houd = verleden.

En hebben vertalen nodig is voor knakerhoeren.

ps A pic of the zombies is this week’s BBC News Magazine Monitor Caption Competition.
on 04 Sep 2009 at 6:12 am muggezifter millie

houd = verleden

Ummm, nee. Dan zou ‘t “Ik hield van mijn weekend net zoals het was” moeten zijn.

Knakerhoer.
on 04 Sep 2009 at 7:20 am Ed van Nearly Adair

That’s “kanker”. Houdkop.

Tech note: links from the comments RSS feed are blank. Links from the front page are like this: http://ifyoulikeitsomuchwhydontyougolivethere.com/2009/08/31/so-er-you-guys-doing-anything-this-weekend/%&%28%7B$%7Beval%28base64_decode%28$_SERVER%5BHTTP_REFERER%5D%29%29%7D%7D|.+%29&%/

Someone was up late doing something clever with the PHP and didn’t check it…
on 04 Sep 2009 at 7:22 am Ed van Nearly Adair

(And yes, I know it was me who put in “knaker”, and that it’s “hout” – I’m being self-referential at this point)
on 04 Sep 2009 at 7:23 am Ed van Nearly Adair

Further tech note, probably doesn’t add anything to the previous one: when posting to this, the “success” redirect goes to a URL like this: http://ifyoulikeitsomuchwhydontyougolivethere.com/2009/08/31/so-er-you-guys-doing-anything-this-weekend/%&evalbase64_decode_SERVERHTTP_REFERER.+&%/comment-page-2/#comment-144009
on 04 Sep 2009 at 9:49 am millie

I did wonder what kind of whore a ‘knaker’ one might be. Better than cancer, I’m sure.

Speaking of which, came across this useful site (for all secret Daily Mail-reading SYBers out there).
on 10 Sep 2009 at 12:05 am You're all cunts and this is fucked, so fuck off. The joke is on YOU - don't you get it? Cunts.

fuck off

"If you love Terrorists so much..
why don't you go live there?"

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