The Daily Mail and its shitting bumwank of comment monkeys are all angry and confused again. This time it’s because Stewart Lee has done some very naughty material about Richard Hammond and his car crash.
I’m fairly convinced it’s the Daily Mail readers who are responsible for all those HYS comments that can’t distinguish between art and reality, whether that’s films, books, TV or comedy. No wonder it’s a bit light on culture. They probably get halfway through a play before running, screaming, to the nearest police station to breathlessly report that some Danish immigrant just knifecrimed Ophelia’s dad through a curtain.
Thanks to Rob for finding Lizzy here, merrily blathering away with so little self-awareness you wonder whether she was actually awake when she typed it.
I always follow this golden rule:
“If you can’t say something nice about somebody, don’t say anything at all.”
Thank goodness I’ve never seen this excuse for a human being – and, in future, I will go out of my way to miss him.
I hope his career goes straight down the toilet.
- Lizzy, W.London, 30/8/2009 3:04
“A” for effort, Lizzy. That was the best you could do.
I’ve not heard Stewart Lee’s current show so I don’t know what he was on about. I suspect he was either making a point about something, being very funny about something or, quite likely, both. I’m not sure how much I can be arsed to wish car crashes on Richard Hammond but I’m sure that I don’t subscribe to the idea proposed by the Daily Mail’s “readers” that Hammond’s car crash is something you “wouldn’t wish on anyone”. I don’t think there’s really anything in that category to be honest. Just try and think of something that you wouldn’t wish on anyone. Got it? Right, now imagine it happening to, say, Richard fucking Perle or Tony shitting Blair? Suddenly it’s ok isn’t it? In fact, I think I’ve mentioned before that I’d like people to stop using the phrase “I wouldn’t wish that on anyone” and replace it with the phrase “I wouldn’t wish that on anyone except Melanie Phillips” e.g.
A: Apparently, there’s a tropical disease that makes your nose go all flaky and drop off and then, where your nose used to be, you grow a little, poorly cock instead! Look, I found a picture of it on the fucking internet.
B: Urgh. I just sicked up in my mouth a little bit. I wouldn’t wish that on anyone except Melanie Phillips. I hope her nose falls off and then she grows a little, poorly cock there instead. A cock like a horrible toe.
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