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Credulous Nincompoops and Unfocused Rage09 Sep 2009 01:31 pm

By Alex

Thanks to Alan for pointing me at the thread on state pensions rising to seventy.

UNLESS YOUR A PUBLIC SERVANT, then its somewhere around 52 with FULL GOLD PLATED PENSION paid for by the tax from my state pension and savings…SHOCKING!

MPS, COUNCILORS, TEACHERS, POLICE, FIRE, etc…all should work until the same age…if they can’t work in the front line then they should be forced to do voluntary or desk jobs to earn their GOLD PLATED PENSIONS

MillerMan UKIP, Staford, United Kingdom

I’m sorry MillerMan UKIP, I can’t quite follow your point exactly. Could you highlight the key words, maybe in bold or underlined, just to make it a bit clearer to the layman?

Why do you think that the elderly will not be getting the swine flue vaccination this is the governments hope that they all die off so they can save on their pensions and othe social security benifits thereby saving the treasury money. Back in the 60′s they used to secretly spray the population with biological germs just to test how they would work out in a crowded environment as I do not trust the government whats to say they have not created this one to save the treasury money on pensions
[johnilmalin1], Edinburgh, United Kingdom

And as we’ve seen before, it’s the public sector which costs the most on pensions. Don’t be surprised if the government tries to infect the NHS by directing sufferers to hospitals and doctors’ surgeries.

I’ll give the last word to Alan though, as it’s genius and made me wee myself a bit: John has not made it entirely clear whether ‘swine flue’ is a biological, non-bio or coloursafe germ.

144 Responses to “gold-plated pensions”

on 09 Sep 2009 at 1:32 pm Let me be the first post

Blah your Branes
on 09 Sep 2009 at 1:32 pm first blah!

BLAH
on 09 Sep 2009 at 1:32 pm first blah!

SHIT
on 09 Sep 2009 at 1:44 pm Never been brave enough to post before - but can now hide behind the blah filter

Do I just write stuff in here and you blah it out? I’m curious
on 09 Sep 2009 at 2:05 pm Someone Kadir-Buxton Nelson until he turns the Blah filter off

Kadir-Buxton Melanie Phillips
on 09 Sep 2009 at 2:10 pm Argh! In the throes of withdrawal I've submitted a comment to the crime thread on HYS! Cunningly used a pseudonym though, so you'll never know it's me. Phew.

Blah
on 09 Sep 2009 at 2:23 pm I have a gold plated public sector pension, so at 55 I will retire and you dumb suckers out there will have to pay the bill, I never had to work too hard anyway, so I will hardly notice that I am retired. So long suckers

Dont be a fool, work in the public sector
on 09 Sep 2009 at 2:42 pm naturally sensible people wont save for a pension as in the past pensions have been eroded, stolen, debased or taxed out of existence by unscrupulous companies and governments. Except of course if you are an MP, BBC employee, or civil servant

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on 09 Sep 2009 at 2:48 pm blah

Mummy, I blahed myself.
on 09 Sep 2009 at 2:50 pm We're paying £1 billion to be exterminated. Apparently. http://opinionbeyondeducation.blogspot.com/2009/09/and-in-other-news-we-are-paying.html

It’s nice out…
on 09 Sep 2009 at 3:00 pm You lot deserved the blah return for being so shit

So there. Cunts.
on 09 Sep 2009 at 3:08 pm Abigail Brady

I like the idea that MPs should have to work as MPs until a fixed retirement age. This also does away with the tedious and expensive business of elections.
on 09 Sep 2009 at 3:26 pm I am so shit, I deserve the Blah filter

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on 09 Sep 2009 at 3:26 pm Manly J. Panda

I go away for a couple of days and you’re all rolling about on the floor like a bunch of eejits. Blah!
on 09 Sep 2009 at 3:40 pm blah

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on 09 Sep 2009 at 4:23 pm markie126

Has normal service been resumed?
on 09 Sep 2009 at 4:24 pm markie126

Arsewipes.

Clearly not.
on 09 Sep 2009 at 4:48 pm Where are the performing racist idiots? My daughter came here to see them, what have you done with them?

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on 09 Sep 2009 at 4:49 pm That Bloke in the Corner

Please get rid of blah and let us off the naughty step Nelson-we promise to not encourage fucktards anymore
on 09 Sep 2009 at 4:51 pm Can you do something about that rachel off the telly. My Albert's gone and spilt his potato water everywhere and there was me blaming our Tarquin for spilling glue!

Tarquin would like to try fox bumming.
on 09 Sep 2009 at 4:52 pm Postman Pat

what’s with all the blahs these days?
on 09 Sep 2009 at 4:53 pm Please let us off the nuaghty step Nelson, we promise not to encourage fucktards anymore

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on 09 Sep 2009 at 5:18 pm Our police state ruled by labour is currently trying to create dna databases so they can clone us and create dumber versions of our selfs there then going to replace the originals with the clones and have them vote labour for the rest of there lives. Very

dna databases
on 09 Sep 2009 at 5:21 pm Blahrack Oblahma

Biological germs are the worst.
on 09 Sep 2009 at 5:22 pm Blah witch

I bum foxes.
on 09 Sep 2009 at 5:23 pm Old Greg

Anyone seen my mangina ?
on 09 Sep 2009 at 5:24 pm Rothschild Zionist Stooge Miliband Out to Install Panic on Global Warming Scam Tour

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on 09 Sep 2009 at 5:25 pm UKIP millerman will be forced to SUCK my hairy public sector TESTES for a pension

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on 09 Sep 2009 at 5:58 pm I hope blockquotes aren't on anymore

From the thread on DNA:

Our police state ruled by labour is currently trying to create dna databases so they can clone us and create dumber versions of our selfs there then going to replace the originals with the clones and have them vote labour for the rest of there lives. Very clever really. Thank God some of us aren’t fooled.

Guy Flowers, Sheffield, United Kingdom

Recommended by 53 people

I am really interested in finding out what a dumber version of Guy sounds like.
on 09 Sep 2009 at 6:03 pm Our police state ruled by labour is currently trying to create dna databases so they can clone us and create dumber versions of our selfs there then going to replace the originals with the clones and have them vote labour for the rest of there lives. Very

dna database
on 09 Sep 2009 at 6:05 pm Our police state ruled by labour is currently trying to create dna databases so they can clone us and create dumber versions of our selfs there then going to replace the originals with the clones and have them vote labour for the rest of there lives. Very

dan database
on 09 Sep 2009 at 6:05 pm Our police state ruled by labour is currently trying to create dna databases so they can clone us and create dumber versions of our selfs there then going to replace the originals with the clones and have them vote labour for the rest of there lives. Very

dana database
on 09 Sep 2009 at 6:05 pm Our police state ruled by labour is currently trying to create dna databases so they can clone us and create dumber versions of our selfs there then going to replace the originals with the clones and have them vote labour for the rest of there lives. Very

dana database does it work now?
on 09 Sep 2009 at 8:38 pm can I have my pension back Gordon you theiving cunt

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on 09 Sep 2009 at 11:39 pm The Church of Oliver

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on 09 Sep 2009 at 11:44 pm The Church of Oliver

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on 10 Sep 2009 at 1:06 am Token Paki. Us pakis get gold plated pensions too, and we never work.

Blahity blahity blah.

Is there a blah filter on, or is everybody blahing away manually?

Don’t insult me for my stupidity in asking me this question, or I shall unleash the namby-pamby liberal multiculti PC brigade to bite your heterosexual penis off.
on 10 Sep 2009 at 1:07 am Token Pakis (and non-token ones) can unleash the namby-pamby liberal PC brigade to bite HYSers middle-class heterosexual penises off

Blahity blah.
on 10 Sep 2009 at 1:29 am dubya

OMFG [johnisamassivedick] has a point. I had swine flu and was TOLD by THE MAN (well, it was a charming young lady, actually) that they were only now prescribing DRUGS to those at HIGH RISK, so if you weren’t just take paracetemol and fluids.

Then, THE SUCKER PUNCH! I have HEART DISEASE despite my early AGE of just 42 so I GOT TAMIFLU!

HOW did I NOT see it? They’re only giving these KILLER DRUGS to those who MIGHT cost them more in the FUTURE!

HOW could I BE so BLIND to the TRUTH?!?
on 10 Sep 2009 at 1:29 am Bit Special thinks 'what the fuck have I done wrong?'

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on 10 Sep 2009 at 2:03 am You can't tell who's saying what now, but rest assured I hate you all

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on 10 Sep 2009 at 2:06 am You can't tell who's saying what now, but rest assured I have nothing better to do at the moment. Or ever.

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on 10 Sep 2009 at 5:58 am TomTom

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on 10 Sep 2009 at 9:46 am King Emily

Going on going on going on??
on 10 Sep 2009 at 9:50 am have the government lost the plot ,why should hard working folks sweat and toil ,just so lazy scoundrels can pounce of the state at least dick turpin wore a mask ,the whole thing stinks

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on 10 Sep 2009 at 9:52 am Mad Pup adair My dad is the greatest, will you all stop picking on him

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on 10 Sep 2009 at 10:42 am Youngsters can play along to music by pressing buttons on some plastic virtual instrument on their game console..............shamefull really.

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on 10 Sep 2009 at 10:52 am I wouldn't like to take a DNA test, as I would probably fail it. . .

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on 10 Sep 2009 at 11:16 am hard working folk toil all day so that BNP folk and other sub-normals can spend all day spamming HYS and SYB. It’s political correctness gone mad!

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on 10 Sep 2009 at 11:24 am Nick Griffin is God

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on 10 Sep 2009 at 11:24 am Say Blah if you love the BNP

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on 10 Sep 2009 at 11:25 am What sort of cunt uses anonymity to bully just one member of the community? Speshy ROCKS!

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on 10 Sep 2009 at 11:46 am Everything being one infinite awareness is the only truth. Everything else is the imagination of that awareness made manifest.

I love Speshy
on 10 Sep 2009 at 11:48 am Oaf

So do I.
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on 10 Sep 2009 at 12:40 pm If we promise to talk about Kittens and ribbons and fluffy clouds, can we get rid of the Blah?

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on 10 Sep 2009 at 12:41 pm If we promise to talk about Kittens and ribbons and fluffy clouds, can we get rid of the Blah?

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on 10 Sep 2009 at 12:42 pm If we promise to talk about Kittens and ribbons and fluffy clouds, can we get rid of the Blah?

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on 10 Sep 2009 at 1:29 pm If you can remember Blahfest 2009 then you weren't really there!

The secret to the Queen’s longevity is being felched thrice daily by her corgis?
on 10 Sep 2009 at 1:45 pm Hull, the city of culture

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on 10 Sep 2009 at 1:47 pm You're so vain, you probably think this blah is about you

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on 10 Sep 2009 at 2:06 pm Community - how very HYS. So this site is only for anonymously bullying 15-year girls, lonely old fantasists and the undereducated who dare to utter a grammatically malformed opinion? Nice.

That previous comment was meant to be aimed at the love-in, not just her.
on 10 Sep 2009 at 2:16 pm use a bidet and i'll tickle your arsehole with my tongue

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on 10 Sep 2009 at 2:29 pm Nelson's site, his rules.

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on 10 Sep 2009 at 2:34 pm BlahYourBranes has been pwned by a level 26+ hacker. Nelson, what's your alibi?

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on 10 Sep 2009 at 2:46 pm Ceannair

Just testing to see what this does – yes I am THAT bored!
on 10 Sep 2009 at 2:47 pm Ceannair - Hmmm interesting!

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A changeable blah filter?
on 10 Sep 2009 at 2:53 pm Is it just me, or has the quality of the blah filter been upgraded since its last implementation?

Chopsticks
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Everything okay here, is it? Carry on.
on 10 Sep 2009 at 3:02 pm Couldn't you just do an Adair and Craig filter?

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on 10 Sep 2009 at 3:16 pm FUCK CUNT SHIT COCK ARSE SHIT CUNT DUCK

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on 10 Sep 2009 at 3:53 pm Indignant Ceannair - Vote Labour indeed As if!

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on 10 Sep 2009 at 4:30 pm Hull The centre of culture

Hull Is GREAT
on 10 Sep 2009 at 4:47 pm I imagine I will be disappointed on Friday night but I will still watch it because I secretly feel a bit homo towardss Derren

And the blah filter can stay. Last time I thought it outstayed its welcome but this time it saves me having to wade through all your poor animal fanny stuff.
on 10 Sep 2009 at 4:48 pm I imagine I will be disappointed on Friday night but I will still watch it because I secretly feel a bit homo towards Derren. You can tell because homos always make at least one typo.

Proofreading is for queers.
on 10 Sep 2009 at 5:49 pm Anyone got any photos of Catherine Oliver?

Pervy
on 10 Sep 2009 at 6:00 pm He's Spartacus

I post regularly on HYS.

I do it the Guarani Indian dialect so that nobody will understand.

Finally, some advice….

If you are, by chance, thrown from an aeroplane at 30,000 feet without a parachute, make every effort to get back on board, or you will hit the earth’s surface very hard and your chances of survival are slim at best.
on 10 Sep 2009 at 6:01 pm He's Spartacus

Oh.
on 10 Sep 2009 at 6:04 pm Did you ever see a panther that pink?

All I want to do is bum Joey Deacon.
on 10 Sep 2009 at 6:51 pm While fisting John Adair I could feel some Islams making bombs in there. It's a worry.

And a hey ho, nonny nonny blah!
on 10 Sep 2009 at 7:42 pm I was round at John Adair's house the other day and his mother was upstairs with yet another Asian taxi driver! Why can't she just pay them like everyone else? A fiver to piss in her mouth as well!

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on 10 Sep 2009 at 9:07 pm La Ceannair

blah we blah need blah the blah filter blah off blah as blah it blah is BLAH shyte!
on 10 Sep 2009 at 9:38 pm Bit Special in the Corner

Oh this blah baaa wankstain! The knifecriming BNP Neil Craig pudenda a crooked Craig cock indeed Topsy Turvy’s turtle twat. Dripping scorn indeed, pie and kittens.

I love Nazis so much I think I’ll go live there.
on 10 Sep 2009 at 9:40 pm Bit Special in the Corner

Poop
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Oh when the oafs, oh when the oafs on when the Hulls go Hulling Hull…
on 10 Sep 2009 at 9:49 pm This is worth a blahdy shot I'm going to blah my branes out!

This is making me jolly cross. Bet this doesn’t get published – I BET you!
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on 10 Sep 2009 at 11:43 pm That Bloke in the corner

Blah is now sucking
on 10 Sep 2009 at 11:44 pm That Bloke in the corner who has had enough of blah

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on 11 Sep 2009 at 12:28 am What an impressive technical feat

Begin :

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have you any wool
Yes sir, yes sir
Three bags full.
One for the master,
And one for the little boy
Who lives down the lane.

Goodnight!
on 11 Sep 2009 at 12:59 am OY! I'M Bit Special - which bastard put me in the corner? Ahem... "no-one puts Speshy in the corner"

Big fat elephant’s fanny.
on 11 Sep 2009 at 1:38 am Pliny - You said blah like a blahkbird

Bollocks
on 11 Sep 2009 at 1:44 am Pirate Pete's Penile Appendage

look at my enormous cock
on 11 Sep 2009 at 1:49 am Boyle is 'edging closer' to Porno

You couldn’t make it up…
on 11 Sep 2009 at 1:57 am Boyle is 'edging closer' to Porno - hold on my blah post just changed to a different blah..... Nelson you're a God

It may occur to you that I’ve not got a faintest about this computer stuff
on 11 Sep 2009 at 1:57 am Boyle is 'edging closer' to Porno - hold on my blah post just changed to a different blah..... Nelson you're a God

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A boy with a felt tip called Cindy made me do it.
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on 11 Sep 2009 at 4:30 am Nelson texted my mum at 04:42, and again at 09:11.

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on 11 Sep 2009 at 5:41 am A Sick Sense of Inevitability is just a crap rip-off of XKCD. Ignore it. XKCD provides a better to-and-fro.

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on 11 Sep 2009 at 5:43 am See what I mean?

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on 11 Sep 2009 at 10:53 am Keep the blah, the palpable sense of frustration and rage amongst would-be posters is well funny, innit?

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on 11 Sep 2009 at 11:04 am Does anyone know why Alex and Millerman's comments aren't blahed out?

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on 11 Sep 2009 at 11:12 am How shit is Hull?

Very.
on 11 Sep 2009 at 12:03 pm Have you been to Hull lately, the British centre of culture? Nah, I am not really into Pokemon!

Nelson is a Blah
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on 11 Sep 2009 at 2:13 pm Nelson

I’m starting to quite like my blog again. Jah bless the blah.
on 11 Sep 2009 at 2:21 pm Didn't Hull get voted the worst place to live in the UK by someone not too long ago. Pity anyone who lives there.

Poor people of Hull
on 11 Sep 2009 at 6:28 pm Has XKCD (which is great by the way) inspired a weird, cultish zealotry in you as well? Nah, I'm not into Pokemon.

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on 11 Sep 2009 at 8:17 pm Hull smells of fish, shit, cocoa and despair

It’s time to put on rustytrombone, it’s time to light the rustytrombone, it’s time to put on rustytrombone on the rustytrombone show tonight.
on 12 Sep 2009 at 2:24 am The Blah Detective

What the fuck is up with all this blahbitty blah blah stuff? Seriously?
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on 12 Sep 2009 at 4:45 am It's also drawn better and doesn't need to pimp itself on random blogs. Enjoy your single Facebook fan.

Blah a blah of blahdy blah.

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why don't you go live there?"

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