Credulous Nincompoops and Curtain Twitchers15 Sep 2009 11:42 am

Git

By Nelson

Thanks to David for finding this one. It’s from a Times Online article about some ex-pat American bird’s struggle to decide whether her daughter should spend more time in the English countryside (feeding horses) or over in Texas (swimming in the Gulf of Mexico). I guess there are some decisions that nobody can help you with. The comment thread is full of people trying though. They’re mostly offering spectacularly generic advice about “being yourself”. Good call.

And then there’s this.

You are lucky in that you can leave the UK and escape the opressive tyranny that is the EU. The rest of us are stuck here. Believe me, your ‘get ouf jail free’ card is well worth it. If it was up to me, I would out of here before it is too late. The comparisons with the Soviet Union are very real. Keep your eyes and ears open and be ready to move.
Anthony Farrar

I love these ones. Anthony is a short step away from turning into my absolute favourite kind of long-suffering, middle class twat by proclaiming that he’s “ready to fight”. The only thing these fat-fingered gits are likely to end up fighting over is a fucking parking space.

86 Responses to “Git”

  1. on 15 Sep 2009 at 11:46 am   First!

    Blah

  2. on 15 Sep 2009 at 11:47 am   Wow! It put what I wrote!

    Blah BLah

  3. on 15 Sep 2009 at 11:54 am   What is it with these grief addicts? It's like that fantasy John Adair has about being raped by a Bhurka-ed Gordan Brown so he can show his sobbing arse to Daily Mail photographers. What a twunt.

    twunt

  4. on 15 Sep 2009 at 12:17 pm   Settle down class Professor Craig's here

    If he’s middle class he probably has skills or money enough to get into Australia.

  5. on 15 Sep 2009 at 12:20 pm   John Adair is the greatest living freedom fighter and should be Professor Craigs right hand man

    Wanker

  6. on 15 Sep 2009 at 1:07 pm   Could have been a great thread,sadly ruined by Blah filter.

    Fucktards

  7. on 15 Sep 2009 at 1:22 pm   Touchscreen

    Haven’t we seen Farrar’s words of wisdom before? He is truly a prannet of the highest order

  8. on 15 Sep 2009 at 1:29 pm   Blah filter - best thing to happen to Neil Craig since... fuck it, NC is a cunt

    NC blah blah cunt blah blah.

  9. on 15 Sep 2009 at 1:59 pm   Dubs

    If loves America so much, why doesn’t he go live there?

  10. on 15 Sep 2009 at 2:10 pm   Everytime you blah a comment, Neil Craig grows stronger

    I hope you’re satisfied. Cunts.

  11. on 15 Sep 2009 at 2:20 pm   Global Warmup

    Loving the blah.

    I only come here for the blog anyway.

    The blah makes more sense than the comments.
    Why should these fuckers wank over your website?

    This will probably get blahed – but I don’t mind one bit ;-)

  12. on 15 Sep 2009 at 2:42 pm   Neil Craig for Prime Minister, he would certainly do a better job than Brown the clown

    Craig for PM

  13. on 15 Sep 2009 at 2:43 pm   Neil Craig is the second coming

    Coming craig

  14. on 15 Sep 2009 at 2:45 pm   Oaf

    Neil craig doesn’t like cake.

  15. on 15 Sep 2009 at 2:45 pm   Oaf

    But Larry the lamb does.

  16. on 15 Sep 2009 at 2:46 pm   Oaf

    Fish toilet.

  17. on 15 Sep 2009 at 2:46 pm   Oaf

    Cheese and onion.

  18. on 15 Sep 2009 at 3:03 pm   Neil craig is a rather clever chap, don't you think?

    Clever, very clever

  19. on 15 Sep 2009 at 3:04 pm   Every Blah is a vote for Neil Craig

    political party

  20. on 15 Sep 2009 at 3:16 pm   : document type does not allow element "center" here; missing one of "object", "applet", "map", "iframe", "button", "ins", "del" start-tag

    It might work

  21. on 15 Sep 2009 at 3:17 pm   OH WELL BACK TO THE DRAWING BOARD

    Damn

  22. on 15 Sep 2009 at 3:25 pm   Is Keith Floyd any relation to Pink?

    Syd Barrett

  23. on 15 Sep 2009 at 3:27 pm   ...

    …

  24. on 15 Sep 2009 at 3:28 pm   ...

    What what what

  25. on 15 Sep 2009 at 3:29 pm   ?%$@'what wht

    Help

  26. on 15 Sep 2009 at 3:39 pm   Who Shot Kennedy?

    Oswald my arse

  27. on 15 Sep 2009 at 3:40 pm   Roadhouse is dead

    So is Keith Floyd,

  28. on 15 Sep 2009 at 3:41 pm   James

    The comparisons with the Soviet Union are very accurate, hence why Anthony Farrar has now been shot to death and his family are in a prison camp in Brussels.

  29. on 15 Sep 2009 at 4:48 pm   wanker

    car insurance blah blah blah-de-fucking-blah

  30. on 15 Sep 2009 at 5:01 pm   Enough Blah now, it really is tedious. The HYS twats must be loving it, thinking in their special way that they have won

    fucknuts and felching john adair

  31. on 15 Sep 2009 at 5:30 pm   Thorvaldr Horsteig Larsson

    Boxes rim me.

  32. on 15 Sep 2009 at 5:51 pm   Vote 9% Growth - in coalition with the BNP. Vote delusion, stupidity and fuckwittery.

    Blah John Adair is a cunt, blah so is NC.

  33. on 15 Sep 2009 at 5:54 pm   Topsy Turvey-----We won, lost the SYB'ers their comments page, HYS'ers for revolution !, SYB losers 0

    Topsy wins again

  34. on 15 Sep 2009 at 5:55 pm   1984 returns for real-----It's great to be on the winning team, whats it like to be a loser SYB?

    SYB losers

  35. on 15 Sep 2009 at 5:56 pm   Nelson, just ban IPs. Then they can rant over on the fucking BNP messageboards all about censorship and liberals. They don't know how to get around it.

    John Adair, cunt extraordinaire.

  36. on 15 Sep 2009 at 5:57 pm   john adair----- Rock on Tommy, now to get those bloody Catholics out of Belfast

    Combat 18 and dont forget it.

  37. on 15 Sep 2009 at 6:41 pm   It's a bit lonely here by myself!

    all alone on SYB

  38. on 15 Sep 2009 at 6:47 pm   This is so bad I will have to visit Neil Craigs site for entertainment

    Professor Craig

  39. on 15 Sep 2009 at 6:52 pm   @"Nelson, just ban IPs".Err HYS'ers are not thick, just google Anonymous Proxy Servers

    Blah Filter remedys part two

  40. on 15 Sep 2009 at 7:24 pm   Richard Punytrump

    Just want to test if the blah filter is real.

  41. on 15 Sep 2009 at 7:25 pm   Richard Punytrump

    Ah, it is.

  42. on 15 Sep 2009 at 7:25 pm   Richard Punytrump

    It alters if I reply, too.

  43. on 15 Sep 2009 at 7:26 pm   Richard Punytrump

    I bum foxes

  44. on 15 Sep 2009 at 7:26 pm   Richard Punytrump

    Wow, if I pull my winky too hard, previous posts alter !

  45. on 15 Sep 2009 at 7:27 pm   Richard Punytrump

    Excellent !

  46. on 15 Sep 2009 at 7:27 pm   Richard Punytrump

    Sorry, feel free to delete.

  47. on 15 Sep 2009 at 7:29 pm   Richard Punytrump

    One more – just to see what changes

  48. on 15 Sep 2009 at 9:44 pm   Why ar eyou lkilling AYB with the blah filter. Is it because David Mitchell inked toy uo and now you think you are better than everyone else on the net?

    AlsoifIdontputanyspacesinwillIgetawaywithit?

  49. on 15 Sep 2009 at 11:31 pm   Fuck me! It's Lucien de la Peste!

    Plague newts.

  50. on 16 Sep 2009 at 12:31 am   i'm so curious about the blah filter

    how does it work?

  51. on 16 Sep 2009 at 12:33 am   i'm so curious about the blah filter

    is there a random element?

  52. on 16 Sep 2009 at 1:57 am   @ anon proxies - HYSers are thick. That's why they're on HYS. Those proxies are transparent. They can be pwned.

    Blah blah.

  53. on 16 Sep 2009 at 8:08 am   Oaf

    most marvellous.

  54. on 16 Sep 2009 at 11:13 am   It's not censorship, you encrusted crows' crotches, all commenters have the same restrictions

    I bet this gets deleted.

  55. on 16 Sep 2009 at 12:19 pm   Wheres Neil Craig when you want him most?

    Stop the Blah filter Neil

  56. on 16 Sep 2009 at 12:30 pm   The Cormorant's Clunge Will Be Back in Port When the Blah Filter is Removed

    arrrrrrrrh me hearties!

  57. on 16 Sep 2009 at 12:55 pm   I am that fed up with immigration that I am going to emmigrate, now lets see, who will have me?

    Immigrants

  58. on 16 Sep 2009 at 12:56 pm   JizzleMuffin

    You’ve gone incognito. Pages that you view in this window won’t appear in your browser history or search history, and they won’t leave other traces, like cookies, on your computer after you close the incognito window. Any files that you download or bookmarks that you create will be preserved, however.

  59. on 16 Sep 2009 at 1:40 pm   what happens if I type 'blah'

    blah blah blahdy barble blah

  60. on 16 Sep 2009 at 1:41 pm   what happens if I type 'blah'

    Nothing, apparently.

  61. on 16 Sep 2009 at 1:46 pm   It changes every time - I love this.

    Foxes.

  62. on 16 Sep 2009 at 1:46 pm   HOW DO WE SOLVE A RECESSION CAUSING A LACK OF JOBS, BY INCREASING IMMIGRATION AND CUTTING WELFARE BENEFITS APPARENTLY, OH AND INCREASING MP'S EXPENSES.

    LETS DISCUSS

  63. on 16 Sep 2009 at 1:47 pm   I'll take one for the team, just so the HYSers don't have the last unneccessarily capitalised word.

    Pubes and wasps.

  64. on 16 Sep 2009 at 2:23 pm   Neil Craig and Kosovo...

    …and whiskers on kittens.

  65. on 16 Sep 2009 at 2:49 pm   Where is Osama Bin Laden? He's not been around for ages.

    CIA FBI Al quada terrorist bomb threat

  66. on 16 Sep 2009 at 2:58 pm   Anyone seen Saddam hanging around, I bet he is off his head by now!

    Headless Saddam

  67. on 16 Sep 2009 at 3:02 pm   Dirty Dancing

    Keith Floyd.

  68. on 16 Sep 2009 at 3:10 pm   I am not dead chuff all of you !!!!!!!!!!!

    Florence and the machine

  69. on 16 Sep 2009 at 3:39 pm   henry

    haha. “comparisons to the soviet union”. XDDD

  70. on 16 Sep 2009 at 4:04 pm   HAVE YOUR SAY RULE

    And dont you SYB forget it

  71. on 16 Sep 2009 at 4:06 pm   You can read the last ten comments unblahed via the "comments to this post" RSS feed

    Bah, linking to it doesn’t work.

  72. on 16 Sep 2009 at 5:46 pm   om

    /goes to check if

    http://ifyoublahblahsomuchblahblahgoandblahblah.com is available

  73. on 16 Sep 2009 at 5:47 pm   om

    damn, this site used to be good :(

  74. on 16 Sep 2009 at 7:53 pm   The HYS mobb have conquered supreme, live in fear cowards

    If you can read this you are on the RSS feed, how clever!

  75. on 16 Sep 2009 at 8:15 pm   I touch children

    jizz
    in
    my
    pants

  76. on 16 Sep 2009 at 8:29 pm   I genuinely hate you for the blah filter

    worst website ever

  77. on 16 Sep 2009 at 8:48 pm   How do I get the RSS filter (blushes in shame)?

    Pine cone.

  78. on 16 Sep 2009 at 11:08 pm   BLAH FILTER IS EXCELLENT YOU WERE ALL SHIT AT COMMENTS

    true.

  79. on 17 Sep 2009 at 7:54 am   Craig Neil

    I have strong opinions on this topic

  80. on 17 Sep 2009 at 12:49 pm   pigfrottage - I go away for 2 weeks and now look what you've done

    How will I flirt with millie and La Spesh now?

    :(

  81. on 17 Sep 2009 at 12:50 pm   pigfrottage - I will need to wast my time doing something else now :(

    Sad

  82. on 17 Sep 2009 at 2:16 pm   Can we have a naughtystep like blah your branes?

    Naughtystep so we can slag each other off to our hearts content.

  83. on 17 Sep 2009 at 3:03 pm   I'd rather see a HYS tribute to a brave fallen soldier fighting in Afghanistan than some actor who was paid millions just for mincing around a stage. BBC showing its true colours again, worshiping at the alter of fame.

    Blah Blobble blah cant hear the sound of good sweet music, but HYS is the place to be, I want to get out of here, but nobody can here me, infinity

  84. on 17 Sep 2009 at 3:58 pm   I see blah'd people

    Ramble ramble blah today i saw blah blah blah and still put my own blah’s in for no reason. I should blah?

  85. on 17 Sep 2009 at 4:05 pm   Very Tenables

    Is this the Fatal Microbes appreciation thread?

  86. on 17 Sep 2009 at 5:15 pm   I'd rather see a HYS tribute to a tax-funded trained killer who died tragically young in a pointless war than some actor who contributed to the sum of human happiness. BBC showing it's true colours again, worshipping at the ALTAR of normality

    Peaks and troughs.