Permanently Bewildered17 Sep 2009 03:40 pm

Reynard The Fox-bummer

By Nelson

The Guardian is running a poll to find out who would be the nation’s favourite celebrity headteacher. David Tennant is winning at the mo.

Thanks to Jane for spotting “Reynardmandrake” taking the opportunity to Make A Point.

Don’t forget Christopher Eccleston – both he and David Tennant would make excellent teachers. I can see them now – teaching children how to think for themselves and to look at the mind as a growing thing – not as a receptacle for NuLabour philosophy.

The mind is “bigger on the inside than on the outside.”

Oh Yessssss!!!
reynardmandrake

Jane says “I like the Churchill quote at the end”.

44 Responses to “Reynard The Fox-bummer”

  1. on 17 Sep 2009 at 4:09 pm   Very Tenables mind has grown so large that it has swallowed the consciousness of reynardmandrake in its entirety.

    How many sides does a tennis ball have?

  2. on 17 Sep 2009 at 4:19 pm   NICK GRIFFIN WOULD BE THE BEST HEAD TEACHER, STOP THIS MULTICULTURAL, POLITICALLY CORRECT NONSENSE NOW

    Nick Griffin blah

  3. on 17 Sep 2009 at 4:20 pm   I vote Neil Craig, professor Craig would be a great influence on our young.

    Neil Craig

  4. on 17 Sep 2009 at 4:22 pm   Andy Kadir Buxton would make an excellent head teacher, the Kadir Buvton method would sort any trouble makers out.

    Buxton Blonde

  5. on 17 Sep 2009 at 4:40 pm   It's already been done

    What the fuck is this all about

  6. on 17 Sep 2009 at 5:12 pm   ABU HAMZA WOULD BE THE BEST HEAD TEACHER, STOP THIS MULTICULTURAL, POLITICALLY CORRECT NONSENSE NOW

    blah de fuck blah

  7. on 17 Sep 2009 at 5:16 pm   DAVID TENNANT WOULD BE THE BEST ABU HAMZA, STOP THIS NEIL CRAIG NOW

    I touch foxes

  8. on 17 Sep 2009 at 5:27 pm   ABU HAMZA KNEELS BEFORE THE BEST NICK GRIFFEN STOP THIS DAVID TENNENT CHRISTOPHER ECCLESTONE NOW

    Media eh? Tchoh.

  9. on 17 Sep 2009 at 5:57 pm   I Vote For Mr Bronson

    Little Benny Green.

  10. on 17 Sep 2009 at 5:59 pm   GOD WOULD BE THE BEST HEAD TEACHER, STOP THIS MULTICULTURAL, POLITICALLY CORRECT NONSENSE AFTER TEATIME.

    i would vote for labour but they bum foxes.

  11. on 17 Sep 2009 at 6:01 pm   bumming foxes? you got my vote.

    FUCK THE POLICE COMING STRAIGHT FROM THE UNDERGROUD, NIGGER GOT IT BAD CUASE I’M BROWN and not THE OTHER COLOUR SO PEOPLE IN AUTHORITY THINK IT’S OK TO KILL A MINORITY.

  12. on 17 Sep 2009 at 6:23 pm   NickGriffin for head NOW! Can we have blah filter removed. Please?

    I like sexual congress with non-sexual objects

  13. on 17 Sep 2009 at 6:26 pm   NOW THIS NONSENSE CORRECT FOX BUMMING POLITIC!

    This site’s shit now

  14. on 17 Sep 2009 at 7:13 pm   Alex

    What do you want the blah filter off for anyway? It’s not like it’s made any of your comments any less witty, eloquent or in the slightest bit worth reading.

  15. on 17 Sep 2009 at 7:21 pm   Nick Griffin for the paedophile Games Master, fired after found wanking over photo of rugby team with all black players cut out

    Three cheers for the blah filter, it might give John Adair a heart attack from raging that we can’t read his latest spunkgobbet of racism.

  16. on 17 Sep 2009 at 9:10 pm   God the Blah Filter is fucking hilarious these days!

    x

  17. on 18 Sep 2009 at 12:02 am   Why the fuck is this happening?

    Is this really all they’ve got?

  18. on 18 Sep 2009 at 9:01 am   It's happening because responses to SYB are identical to the nonsense in HYS that we are all in a panic about

    blah bley blah

  19. on 18 Sep 2009 at 9:59 am   Rufus T Firefly

    They would both make excellent head teachers.

  20. on 18 Sep 2009 at 11:01 am   Rube

    Fictional bloody aliens teaching my children.

  21. on 18 Sep 2009 at 11:52 am   I'll be round soon with your complimentary 'I survived the blah-mageddon of 2009' tetanus shots

    blah blah blah

  22. on 18 Sep 2009 at 11:54 am   They come in a fancy syringe handcrafted by Neil Craig and signed by John Adair

    It’s all noise anyway

  23. on 18 Sep 2009 at 11:55 am   When I say signed, it's a big crayon 'X'

    Only tinman speaks to me now

  24. on 18 Sep 2009 at 12:27 pm   Oaf

    Does anyone here like beer?

  25. on 18 Sep 2009 at 12:41 pm   Blah witch

    I bum foxes. Not more blah for fucks sake

  26. on 18 Sep 2009 at 12:41 pm   Blah witch

    i bum foxes

  27. on 18 Sep 2009 at 1:06 pm   The Shots are of course administered using the Kadir-Buxton method

    Natch

  28. on 18 Sep 2009 at 1:41 pm   I TOO VOTE K-B FOR HEADMASTER!!! A DOUBLE VAG FISTING FOR ALL TROUBLEMAKERS, ESPECIALLY THE BOYS.

    blahdy blah

  29. on 18 Sep 2009 at 1:51 pm   RSS FEED COMMENTS

    No,Calling someone racist is now the lefts standard outburst when ever they here someone disagree with them.Anything the Democrats in the US or Liebour in the UK comes up with is sacrosanct and open debate and discussion is frowned up.
    Object to a politcal policy your racist, object to immigration your racist, disagree about global warming your racist,heck every collecting militaria is now called racist accrord to the left.

  30. on 18 Sep 2009 at 1:53 pm   Has it ever occurred to the media that the racists might be right? Ask yourself, are black people any good at running countries? The evidence around the world and throughout history speaks for itself.

    I Obama comment racist

  31. on 18 Sep 2009 at 1:58 pm   It not about racism - the truth is, and it is blatantly obvious, that the Republican party have been hijacked by Israeli lobbyists and they have been controlling America through the Republican party for the past decade.Right now they are panicking as they

    Oh dear, I had hopes that USA’s greater political maturity would have enabled them to move beyond linking racism with an alternate political opinion. Is this not simply a good old Republican/Democrat spat? Bringing in the race card adds no value to the debate, it creates another subjective and emotive area of difference. Let’s hope USA can find a way of stopping healthy debates being snubbed by the racist accusation.

  32. on 18 Sep 2009 at 2:04 pm   Come on Nelson, we've learned our lesson, lets have a new thread with no blah for the weekend (the wife is going away and there is only so much porn I can view).

    Racists love it up the gary glitter

  33. on 18 Sep 2009 at 2:29 pm   Racists love it up the gary glitter How interesting, you will have to do better than that to enable the Blah filter

    Get out of the EU
    Stop overseas aid
    Stop immigration
    Stop wasting monies on daft projects like those ‘diversities’ projects we hear about
    Make criminals pay for their crimes
    Stop treating criminals in Jails as holiday makers
    Stop foreign health tourists from coming here & getting free treatment
    Stop scroungers, the lazy & the useless from abusing the benefit system
    Get rid of Labour Government
    Stop encouraging single parenting
    End Political Correctness
    End Positive Discrimination

  34. on 18 Sep 2009 at 2:55 pm   "are black people any good at running countries?" The successes of Egypt, Persia etc say yes. And history suggests the Chinese are the best of all. HRE only lasted a few centuries, which is crap.

    And the British Empire was even shorter.

  35. on 18 Sep 2009 at 2:58 pm   And the British Empire was even shorter

    Dear Land of Hope, thy hope is crowned,
    God make thee mightier yet !
    On Sov’ran[7] brows, beloved, renowned,
    Once more thy crown is set.
    Thine equal laws, by Freedom gained,
    Have ruled thee well and long ;
    By Freedom gained, by Truth maintained,
    Thine Empire shall be strong.
    Land of Hope and Glory, Mother of the Free,
    How shall we extol thee, who are born of thee?
    Wider still and wider shall thy bounds be set;
    God, who made thee mighty, make thee mightier yet,
    God, who made thee mighty, make thee mightier yet.
    Thy fame is ancient as the days,
    As Ocean large and wide :
    A pride that dares, and heeds not praise,
    A stern and silent pride ;
    Not that false joy that dreams content
    With what our sires have won ;
    The blood a hero sire hath spent
    Still nerves a hero son.

  36. on 18 Sep 2009 at 3:29 pm   they get caught once deport them, get caught twice shoot them !!

    Immigration policie

  37. on 18 Sep 2009 at 3:43 pm   Is bttle tween SYB and HYS? nable coments plse Nlsn best site is SYB!!!

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  38. on 18 Sep 2009 at 3:44 pm   I'm more worried about the 260 chemicals in my tap water, GM food, MSG, aspartame and flouride. Why are so many children becoming seriously ill, which has nothing to do with smoking.

    Alex Jones is right

  39. on 18 Sep 2009 at 5:04 pm   When will those politically correct NuLab fascists learn to listen to what the people want?

    So how does this blah filter work? If I write a long sentence, does it replace all the words?

    NICK GRIFFIN FOR QUEEN OF THE UK!!!

  40. on 19 Sep 2009 at 3:36 am   burnel

    Fucking Glad the Blah cunt Hitler Thatcher Franco Mussolini numero uno eh?

  41. on 19 Sep 2009 at 3:38 am   burnel

    uno dos tres bastardos?

  42. on 19 Sep 2009 at 7:36 am   re: 18 Sep 2009 at 9:01 am - so this is a site hijack by utter morons? how did you coordinate?

    congrats on all your success

  43. on 19 Sep 2009 at 7:39 am   re: 18 Sep 2009 at 1:53 pm - You sound like someone with a limited knowledge of history. Consider why in recent history african nations are corrupt - power relations and outside influence.

    The comments were the best part (arguably).

  44. on 20 Sep 2009 at 12:35 am   reynardmandrake (CLEVER NAME! WELL DONE!) shot his load at the end of that HYS post

    Thank wobbly Christ for the blah filter.