The Burkini. Half veil, half Victorian swimming costume. Seems a little silly, doesn’t it, especially if you give it an amusing name like that. Not so. It is in fact a very serious matter because blah blah Eurabia blah blah eroding our Western culture yadda yadda yadda Islamism. Now you would have thought the previous statement was the stupidest thing you could possibly say on the subject, but that’s not what right-wing blogs are for. It’s just a benchmark for the comments that follow it, so they know the absolute minimum level of angry idiocy they need to attain.

The burka and burkini have very little to do with religion or custom, and everything to do with a form of self inflicted apartheid, and a rejection of the culture and customs of the host nation. I have at times witnessed more women wearing burkas in Wathamstow Market, in East London, than would normally be seen in Lahore. I am unaware of the plural for several burka wearers, but a murder of crows always comes to mind.
Toboo

This is a nice example of why you get a better class of cunt on the Telegraph. Background facts: the plural of burkha wearer is in fact ‘burkha wearers’, and collective nouns are a long, pointless list of words you’ll never actually use in a sentence and the most smug, tedious and unfunny substitute for wit and eloquence the English language has to offer. By the way, did you know that the collective noun for people who comment on news sites is a “shitting bumwank” as in “Have you seen the massive shitting bumwank of racists on the Telegraph site today?”.

I saw a woman at my gym in California come into the pool area wearing one of these recently. YOu should have seen the looks she was getting.

I hate to say it, but these people are manifesting themselves en mass even out here in California now. I thought and hoped that I’dleft it all far behind in London, but no. It’s like a disease.

20 years ago, you couldn’t buy a curry in San Francisco, now there’s a pakistani place on most streets. They don’t waste time. Nightmare.
debunker

You couldn’t buy ipods 20 years ago either. Or Casablanca Special Edition DVD Boxed Sets. In fact, the more things I think of, the more scared I get. You might just have to emigrate again. In fact, if I were you, I’d move to Antarctica, cut yourself off from the world and internet and just sit, surrounded by leg-warmers, rubix cubes and Cindi Lauper tapes, pretending Charles and Di are still married.

debunker – you are so right. I was in JC Penney in Long Beach a couple of years ago, and found some muzzie bint praying to Mecca in the Men’s Levis section. I was so enraged I told her to get herself out in the parking lot if she was going to behave like some alien, and stop offending my Christian (ha-ha) principles. She gathered the hem of her sack and beat it.

They must be stopped.
45govt

You’ve done something very stupid here, 45govt. You see, if you actually type “ha-ha”, even in brackets, people will get the impression you’re joking and don’t really have Christian principles. Then we’ll naturally assume you’re only pretending to be religious as a pretext to bully brown people. Which we all know is true, but the point of pretexts is you have to keep them secret. The best thing to do is probably to spend ten minutes every morning standing in front of the mirror saying “It’s not about race, it’s about defending our culture from a backward, medieval religion”. If you can do that ten times in a row without winking, laughing sarcastically or shouting “NOT!” at the end, the BNP might finally accept your membership.