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Thanks to Michael who was, for reasons best known to himself, browsing The Sun’s website. He found Deemaxx dashing the hopes of non-racists everywhere by reporting that Griffin’s Question Time appearance has made everyone who previously hated the BNP suddenly love them! This was the last thing we wanted to happen!

Good show Nick! I was on the edge of my seat shouting at everyone except Mr Griffin. My whole familywill now vote BNP! Beforethey hated me supporting the BNP but now are on our side! I am so happy that this has all turned out so well even though Nick was picked on by the whole audience and platform, that truly was a great win in BNP history, just like the Battle of Britain!

Well done Nick Griffin! Or should I say…….Winston Churchill!
Deemaxx

Michael adds:-

I always feel “Or should I say…” isn’t used enough nowadays. Like, Question Time would’ve gone a lot better if Griffin had finished every comment towards Jack Straw with, “Or should I say… Jack BORE.”

Then – jazz hands.

Thanks to Rob.

My children read books, listen to audio books, play DVD’s, video games etc..It is all a matter of proportion.
Any responsible parent will monitor their childs excess’s.
If not, then the child will abuse the rules.

Personally, my favorite book is ‘End Game’ by Cuger Brant. One of his other books ‘Something Wicked This Way comes’ is a close second. This is from a totally impartial point of view. Just like a politician really.

Bruce Grant, England, United Kingdom

At first I thought Bruce had omitted his famous pen-name in a bid to get free advertising from the BBC, but then I noticed the bit about impartial politicians he’d tacked onto the end. I mulled it over while searching Amazon, and slowly came to realise that the whole thing is in fact a subtly disguised inside joke, and one with a very serious message. Bruce Grant is, of course, not being impartial in recommending his own output, and so the perceptive reader is led to the inescapable and frightening conclusion that politicians are not impartial, but have their own political, and party political, agendas. Omitting his trademark signature is simply a game he plays with the reader to challenge our budding intellects. I’m so glad I didn’t work this out until after I had clicked ‘Confirm Order’. Now, what promises to be one of the greatest works of political satire of this century, brimming with insightful absurdist humour, elegant prose and multiple layers of meaning, is winging its way to me. I can’t wait.

Thanks to Liz for pointing me at the BNP Question Time thread. It’s actually rather reassuring, to see a party almost unanimously inducing massive, racist erections in HYSers, when we know only a fraction of the population would ever actually vote for them. It’s almost as if they’re just a small group making a lot of noise, who the majority of us disagree with, but stay silent because we don’t think they’re worth bothering with.

This is why I think they’re so impressed with Nick Griffin. These are people who spend all day in an environment where almost everyone has the same opinion, twice an hour, and the ones who don’t either get no recommendations, or give up on the fucking place and come here. Granted, it’s the ultra-left BBC, but it’s safe, sanitised, and everyone is either just like you or invisible. We find them here and not in the real world because differences of opinion and the idea of having to rethink their position actually rather frighten them. Meanwhile, Nick Griffin musters the courage to go on a BBC programme where everyone thinks he’s a racist twat, has seen videos of him being a Nazi and planning to lie about it, and is a lot cleverer than him. It’s as if there’s a thunderstorm and he’s actually peeped outside, while this lot are still quivering under the bed.

To the guy who called Nick Griffin “D*** Griffin” and people who cheered him.
We are British
We say Good Morning, Hello and thank you
We stand in a queue
We give up out seats for elderly and disabled
We respect other…
We are a polite nation
By calling him and cheering to the call you sank below his level….
Shame on you…

Emil LeBlues, London, United Kingdom

You can’t even compare a pudgy Fascist toff to a man’s frontal danglies these days without the PC brigade jumping down your throat. I don’t recognise my country any more.

My wife and I think Nick Griffin is the most courageous man in UK politics. He was very brave to go on this show to speak in what was always going to be a hostile environment.

We are English, hard working people who can see that this country has an unsustainable population rise and a crippling level of debt. We also see many imigrant arriving to exploit our generosity yet not respecting our culture. Nick Griffin speaks sense. We are being invaded whilst our boys are dying abroad, its wrong.

Richard, Norwich

For some reason, I’m now picturing your wife. Small, mousey, quite pretty, but tired-looking. Most of her conversation with others consists of standing next to you saying “yes”, “he’s right you know” and “that’s true dear”. Smiles and nods a lot. Secretly, she thinks you’re a bit dim and sometimes borderline racist, but she loves how proud you look when you get to be Official Marriage Spokesman.

It was very biased against Nick Griffin. The audience was about 85% multicultural and the panel were hypocrites, one minute saying that the Daily Mail had freedom of speech and the next they were denouncing an elected political party for it’s views!
Where were the supporters of the BNP in this audience? Not allowed in, I suspect. It was a totally one-sided affair and even though I woul not vote BNP, I think the man had a lot of guts for coming on the show in the first place.

Rebecca Dwyer, Wakefield, United Kingdom

I feel quite sorry for Rebecca Dwyer. She obviously really wants to be clever and understand politics and stuff, but it’s always that half-inch away from her grasp. So she can never work out why the fat Scottish man and the young man with the long face and posh accent are always shouting at each other. And this is where bad euphemisms come back to bite the English language in the arse. Poor Rebecca’s clearly heard “freedom of speech” and “multiculturalism” used so often for “don’t criticise my opinions” and “wogs, assorted” that she genuinely thinks that’s what they mean.

Here’s Liz’s find. You remember back in GCSE English, when you had to read all those books, and, though you never admitted it at the time, there were a couple you quite liked. Obviously, it’s been years since then and you can’t really remember what they were about, but you had the same pencil-case right through to the end of your A-Levels, and will never forget the quotes you scratched inside the lid to get you through the day.

In the famous book “to kill a mockingbird” Atticus Finch tells his kids, bravery is not a man with a gun in his hand, but someone who knows they are going to be beaten before they start, but still goes ahead. Nick Griffin knew he wouldn’t get a fair hearing and would be raked over the coals. But he went ahead and aired his views, that makes him brave in my eyes and thats why I am voting BNP next election

Atticus Finch, Mockingbird town

At least it’s a change from ‘Nineteen Eighty-Four’.

The Mail reports a court ruling that benefits overpaid as a result of OFFICIAL ERROR – that’s: OFFICIAL ERROR – can no longer legally be clawed back. Cue vibrating parade of point-missing…

This action is about right for LABOUR. Gordon Brown has no respect for our taxes, anyone can fiddle them or be over paid and do not have to pay them back, or paid back over 77 years. Brown seems to forget the people of this country has to work very hard for the money he is squandering.
BRING ON THE ELECTION to get rid of this incompetent government.
Maggie, Cheshire

You’re right, Maggie. The current Prime Minister of the United Kingdom is doing a shit job with these benefits and legal rulings. Instead of personally overseeing every single award issued by the DWP, he should delegate decisions on benefit claims to, ooh, let’s say, civil servants. And maybe he could entrust the application of law to… hey! How about the judiciary?

unbelievable; here’s my wallet help yourself
rob, a taxpayer, chesham, bucks

That’s basically how it’ll work, rob, a taxpayer (I see what you did there ha ha most amusing): rather than simply write off overpayments that have already been made from a pool of public money to which you’ve already contributed, the DWP will send large men called Wayne round to strip your home of valuables, empty your bank account and give everything to the first person they see wearing a tracksuit.

Then they’ll shit in your dinner.

And give that to a tramp.

now if they where politicians they would get off with it
jon uk, uk

There’s a lot of righteous fury in this thread about the expenses scandal. Which is to be expected, given that the expenses scandal has been making the news again recently, what with Sir Thomas Legg very much not letting these bloody politicians get off with it.

Cheers, though.

So who made this mistake? Some idiot cost the nation an absolute fortune. Name?
Rick, Scunthorpe, Lincs

Gordon Brown, forgot to carry the fucking 1 or something, didn’t he? Haven’t you been listening? God.

I’ve only gone and succumbed to my most shameful urge and had my say about Nick Griffin on Question Time. Thanks to Sarah Ditum for hosting it over at Paperhouse.

Did school change your life?

school in hindsight was just a place to collect the young and fill them with facts/figures,and even worse manipulate & condition them into modern ways of life,that being a “citizen” is above being a “human”. I’d rather have grown up learning a trade,on a farm,learn what i wanted at my own pace at the library or at home,out & about, anything other than get crammed in with several hundred other hormone raged children, a child in the 3rd world gets a better education than anyone.

lambsrumisgreat, felixstowe

Yeah. What use are facts/figures when the militia come to burn down your village, drag you away from your dying parents, press an AK into your little 14-year-old hands and say, “you’re fighting for us now, boy”? That’s the kind of education all the state funding in the world couldn’t buy. Life skills, mate. Life skills.

Oh, and you were doing so well… A not unreasonable point, maybe not quite buzzing with the wild, renegade spirit that you clearly hoped it had, but not unreasonable. And you could’ve stopped there, you could’ve left it as it was, you could’ve gone, “nope, that’s quite enough for now,” but you just couldn’t help yourself, could you? You couldn’t leave it at that. That last bit just exploded unexpectedly on to your keyboard like a jagged arc of mad, bloody jism, didn’t it? Like a jagged arc of mad, bloody jism at the climax of an otherwise uninspiring but perfectly adequate wank.

Shock confession from our old friend [mugged_as_mp_laughs].

Well, I realised the importance of education, got my GCE ‘A’ levels, got several good telecomms jobs (because I had a ‘brain’), bought my modest house, saved a lot for the future and retired at 51.

Keep working ? You’re having a laugh.

Keep LEARNING more like.

Now when I wake up each day, I say to myself, ‘What shall I buy today ? or ‘which holiday shall I book ?’.

Best of all, I contribute ZERO income tax to this broken country.

Life is good.

[mugged_as_mp_laughs]

Golden rule of tax bores. Never, ever, EVER admit you don’t actually pay taxes. It really, really fucks your shit up. Observe:

Ms Lane Fox, the UK’s Digital Inclusion Champion

Who ?????

How much am I paying for this waste of space ?

Did we elect her ?

[mugged_as_mp_laughs]

Nothing. You don’t pay income tax, remember? Assuming you leave your house long enough to walk on the pavement and use a pelican crossing, you’re most likely a net drain on the public purse, albeit a middle-class one who can spell. This “waste of space”, unlike you, actually puts into the kitty and does something mildly productive with her time. The real question is how much she is paying for you. Because the poor woman’s clearly getting ripped off.

Man that felt good. Shall we have another one?

Actually. the Tunnel AND Bridge were FULLY paid for by us years ago, and I believe ALL the toll fees now go to benefit Essex and Kent County Councils.

So when it is sold, it will be a double whammy for them.

So much for helping the people.

Brown is such a child when it comes to Business.

[mugged_as_mp_laughs]

Did you know Tagalog has two forms of ‘we’; one including the listener and one not? Well [mugged_as_mp_laughs] has gone even further and developed a form of ‘us’ that doesn’t include the speaker.

And from just where does the UK Gov’t obtain it’s funding?

[lorderkules], Leeds .

Actually, It’s ME !!!!!

One of the millions of hard working mugs who are forced to pay taxes to prop up this pathetic third world country.

[mugged_as_mp_laughs]

This “ME !!!!!”… It’s a long shot maybe, but it wouldn’t, by any chance, mean “other people” would it?

Well, thats another 57 MILLION pounds (the cost of setting it up) of OUR money gone then.

[mugged_as_mp_laughs]

Excuse me, I’m sorry, whose money?

Personally, I don’t feel it is a UK Government responsibility to give OUR money to any foreign country.

If someone came to my house and demanded money to give to Oxfam, I would soon tell them where to get off.

I choose to give my money to UK Animal charities.

How DARE the Government deign to decide for me what to do with my charitable disposable income ?

[mugged_as_mp_laughs]

You should try withholding income tax, like Noam Chomsky. You’d probably adjust to it quite easily.

State Pension at 66 in 2016 ?????

Well that’s everybody’s vote under the age of 59 lost then.

They’ve certainly lost mine.

I thought the Tories were going to help working single people.

Oh and STOP child benefit. What the heck is that for ?

Surely if you have a child, you have already planned its financing until 18 years of age.

[mugged_as_mp_laughs]

I’m not sure that’s how having children works. Incidentally, what do you care about working single people? None of them are you.

I am literally itching waiting for this guy to use “hard-working taxpayers” as if he actually is one. ‘Cos you know it’ll happen. Man that’ll be good.

Thanks to Pete for finding this one at the Metro.

Oi Boris … Lions wouldn’t tackle wolves yah dozzy muppet … lions and wolves are predators … the wolves and lions would AVOID each other they predate on lesser, easier to catch and subdue, prey … If you were a lion (go on think about it .. try getting outside that mental comfort zone) would you go for unarmed relatively slow rabbits (and lots of them) or a pack of fast, fully armed pack hunters? I’m no David Attenborough and even I can tell you that a pride of Lions will avoid pack hunters like hyenas (and visa versa) for good reason … Foxes, wolves and (in the wild) bears will chomp on bunnies … but your best predator for Thumper and Bugs is still man!!! Bon apatite.
Couple of years from we might not turn our noses up at a free source class 1 protein like that … starvation has a nasty habit of robbing the sophisticated and the civilised of both humour and their spendthrift ways.
- Alec Mcgowan, Edinburgh UK

I can’t stop thinking about Alec’s mental comfort zone.

More from Bruce Grant, aka veteran novelist Cuger Brant. You can tell Bruce/Cuger is a novelist because he spends the whole day sitting in cafés.

All these malingerers should not get anything! When i have a coffee in the morning at the coffee shop before WORK, there are those on benifit, sitting there having their second, third cup free (take note Starbucks). Then i see them going to the local Sally army or soup kitchen for their free lunch( take note charities) after lunch they sit in weatherspoons drinking. I slept rough for a week for charity, I do know what i am talking about. It really was an eye opener!! see part two..
Cuger Brant
Bruce Grant

Imagine having a job where, when the feckless and workshy are on their second or third coffee of the day, you still haven’t started work. Imagine getting to spend all day trudging round after the unemployed or spying on them through the window. It must be great being a tortured genius.

There is scum and there is SCUM. To my mind when I see dossers collecting dole and doing what I have just previously described they are SCUM. If a blind person, a disabled person has the honour, the integrity to find and get work, why do not these fit, able bodied layabouts? Why give them any dole money? Why are they allowed to milk the system?

Oh yes, just to show i’m not too impartial, stop immigration as well! We are full up!!

Cuger Brant
Bruce Grant

Not sure what to make of the last sentence. Is Bruce Grant presenting himself as the maverick rebel, fighting the far-left forces of political impartiality? Or is he trying to tell us that, hey, he’s not just a nosey hypocrite, there’s more to him that that. He’s also an incoherent racist. Give him credit.

If you can spare five minutes, and can to get sound, why not watch this?

I sometimes wonder why we bother. We just can’t compete with that sort of thing. I might as well mellow out, put on my Union Jack slippers, make a cup of True British-Born Tea and settle down by the window, ready to switch on the Royal Bat Signal if a brown person walks past.