Self-appointed Sages14 Oct 2009 08:46 am
By Gainsbourg
What do you think of Obama’s Nobel Prize?
He doesn’t deserve it—at least not yet. He should have politely and thankfully turned it down and asked people to check back with him in a few years.
Brian W
Yeah, after he’s taught Israel and Palestine that it’s fun to share, and persuaded Iran to manufacture cake instead of enriched uranium. Maybe then he could say, “hey, you know that big, fuck-off, once-in-about-a-thousand-lifetimes Jesus prize that I rejected a few years ago? Would you mind offering it to me again?”
48 Responses to “Nobelma”
Of Course he deserves it. Old Brian W is just jealous that his plan for world peace hasn’t been embraced, probably a leftynuliaborestasibbc conspiracy.
Woohoo First!
Should really get on with some work now, this Nobel prize won’t win itself.
There’s no prize for guessing what the W stands for.
Nah, shoulda just told them to fuck off.
If Obama doesn’t want it then I will have it. It would look great on my CV. 3 GCSE C or above, an Intermediate GNVQ in Health and Social Care and The Nobel Peace Prize. Might be able to get that job at Morrisons with qualifications like that.
His suggestion to Obama might be a bit silly, but his point (that Obama’s contribution to peace should be judged at the end of his presidency, not the beginning) is a fair enough one, isn’t it?
Generalist, mate, common sense never leads to anything good around here. Stick to taking the piss. It really is the best way.
The Nobel committee can give their money to whoever the fuck they like because it’s their money and not anyone else’s. When people stand around and make hilariously original jokes like “I’ve never started a war, where’s mine!” and “I hope I do something good, where’s mine!” the best response is to grab hold of your belly with both hands and go, “HAHAHAHAHAHA! I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE! YOU’RE DENIGRATING THE LEADER OF THE FREE WORLD BY COMPARING HIM TO YOU, A KNOW-NOTHING LITTLE TURDLING WHO REALLY HASN’T DONE ANYTHING OF NOTE EXCEPT SPILL HATEFUL BILE ALL OVER THE INTERNET BECAUSE YOU’RE TOO SCARED TO DO IT IN REAL LIFE! You’re funny. You should do stand-up.”
The Nobel committee deserve a Nobel Peace Prize for occupying millions of people who would otherwise be advocating the chemical castration and forced repatriation of immigrants. Giving the prize to Obama was worth it only because it pissed the right people off.
I agree Brian W’s post lacks the oomph of a top-class HYS post. It seems a mild comment to me. There’s a thread on HYS now about an airport scanner which takes a ‘naked’ image of the people it scans. Top Post is a visionary prediction of the future, HYS stylee…
THAT’s Oomph.
The peace prize is for making the effort, not things you’ve already accomplished.
So, basically, it’s a crock of shite.
And which country were you the first black president of?
See what I did there?
…but still if Henry Kissinger can win it…erm, yeah…you get my point though, right?
@Chris: Well if you like the nobel peace prize so much, methinks you should go live in nobellia?
If I’m right.
This made me think that however idiotic the people of HYS are, there are some louder, brasher and gut grindingly stoopider voices in the USA. Most of them work for Fox News in fact.
http://mediamatters.org/mmtv/200910130016
If he manages to persuade the Israelis & Palestinians to permanent peace I don’t think there would have been much doubt about him getting a Nobel (or even a bar to the present one). The Iranians have a perfect right to enrich uranium for electricity production. The question is only whether they are doing it for Bombs.
Genius. Can we get Richard Dawkins a prize next time? Or, if I have to piss myself off, Andrew Wakefield?
#trafigura
Bloody hell Neil, that’s a fair and sensible liberal-esque view. Are you feeling all right? I am shocked to actually find myself agreeing with you, need to go and have a wash now.
Hmmm. Pledge to wipe Israel off the face of the Earth… want to enrich uranium…
…hey, do you think they’re connected?
No one must know I dropped my glasses in the toilet. Not I, the man who drafted the Paris Peace Accords.
No, I don’t.
To “wipe the state of Israel off the map” does not equate to nuking it. It equates to the removal/expulsion of the Jewish/Secular government, and replacing it with one in their image. Why would an Islamic Theocracy nuke an area which is so holy to Islam?
That is not to say that Israel should not be very weary, to say the least.
Weary in the same way I am when people defend a state’s right to acquire nuclear technology when that state calls for the destruction of other states and ruthlessly puts down revolutions after rigged elections? That kind of weary, or was that a typo?
Here’s the thing about nuclear weapons, and then I’m bowing out because I’m breaking my own rules about arguing on the internet. Aside from the fact that Israel is more than Temple Mount, I’ll just leave it to Robert McNamara to clarify why nuclear weapons only have uses beyond the obvious use:
“Nuclear weapons serve no military purposes whatsoever. They are totally useless — except only to deter one’s opponent from using them.”
The pillock whon runs Biased BBC has already decided that women in burkas will refuse to use the whole-body X-rays.
Now he’s campaigning to make them do something that they haven’t act actually refused to do.
Still, he thinks Muzzie is a prfectly acceptable way to talk about Muslims. I’m sure some of his best friends are, erm, Muzzies.
Yes, you spouted completely irrelevant bollocks.
Anyway, everyone knows that Abraham Lincoln was the first black president.
Israel has nuclear weapons.
Israel doesn’t like Iran.
Iran doesn’t want to be nuked into next week by Israel.
Do you see where I’m going with this?
Looks like we’re in for some serious mass debatin.
*yawn*
@millie
I say lets nuke the debate!
What do you mean the debate is enriching uranium… peaceful purposes my arse.
Impose sanctions on the debate immediately until it comes round to our way of thinking!
Nukes, Schmukes, lets blow the whole thing up.They are all twatbaskets and Obama has still on the Nobel prize and naked X-ray scanners will still get installed and nuliabore are behind it all along with immugrunts and single mothers.
Situation normal.
Oh… umm… ‘scuse me, I was looking for the Speak Your Branes evening session? I guess it must have been switched to a different room. Apologies for disturbing your sixth-form politics class, Professor Craig. Nuclear States and Israel, eh? How fascinating.
*leaves, muttering…* you insufferable staffroom windbag.
Nuke the whales! Gotta nuke something!
There is a classic HYS twatbasket field day on at the moment on the Govt spending 12m to revive depressed and alienated areas. It is just like SYB when the blah filter was on-here is a taster.
I say we take off and nuke the site from orbit. It’s the only way to be sure.
ohhhhhhh the Blah filter has been lifted, sorry, behind the times thought the blah was for ever.
Did Obama get the prize for installing a global blah filter?
Christ! All I said was that no-one is nuking anyone, not even single mums with their feral offspring.
The one occasion where Neil Craig said something sensible and it still descends into yet another clone of … whatever.
Let’s nuke the Nobel committee, or not. Who cares!?
That would just be ridiculous.
@fucko, We’ve missed u…
P.s the blah filter was turned off yonks ago, and then turned back on again…
from a Daily Mail Incapacity Benefit hate-athon…
England! England! Uber Alles!
Uber Alles, In-ger-land!
So that’s a bollocks translation and something entirely unconnected to nuclear fuck all that you’re objecting to?
Blahdy blah blah warble blah blah blah blahdy willies blah blahdy warble blah blah blahdy blah methinks blah blah blah branes blahdy warble blah.
Oh Boy Oh Boy… this is a beaut! Check out this “Get Fucking Angry About Nothing” wind up from The Daily Hate. The Reckless Terror of… The moment a young mother pushes pram in front of an oncoming train at level crossing.
Read about the incident which “left observers stunned and horrified.” Then scroll to the bottom and watch the CCTV of the event.
You’ll need to re-connect these two bits, its too long for posting in one go…
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1220268/
The-moment-mother-pushing-pram-dices-death-railway-crossing.html
Bad sandwich idea: MEL.
Bad sandwich idea: Mel Smith and mayo
I’ve nominated Obama for the Heisman Trophy, Footballer of the Year and the Best Actress in a Supporting Bra Academy Award.
I’m sorry, the person you’re trying to have a debate with doesn’t give a fuck. Please try again never.
Here’s a nice one from the Times Online commenting on the return to profitabilty of investment banks and the subsequent bonuses being paid out to staff.
Phew!
I was sent this lovely email yesterday
I deleted it, but I also pissed in the sender’s coffee cup.
Wow its been a while and hussar, blah gone! I reckon Obama should have gambled for the caravan; worst bullseye ever. @ Liberal Left and Proud- Surely taking the piss right?…err.. I’ll get me coat
I think Obama was given the Nobel Prize because the comittee wanted to see if Glen Beck’s head would explode as in “Scanners”
Conjures up a bizarre image of people queuing to pee in a bucket. Those that hit get handed a cheque, those that miss go home empty handed.
Wasn’t it Sarah Miles who used to extol the virtues of drinking your own pee? Perhaps further use could then be made of the substance so the govt could make even more money. Could be the answer to ending the recession.
Then you’d let the pissheads and tokers keep their benefits and tell the straight edgers to feck off cos their piss is worthless.
See what happens when your wishes come true Mr fecking rigworker?