Comments on: Kings William and Harry of Arthur III

By: Richard T

Richard T — Thu, 22 Oct 2009 10:42:07 +0000

I got as far as the pictures of Prinzen Wilhelm and Heinrich and had to go for the sick bag. What I saw just beggars description.

By: I can't be black, my best friends are racist

I can't be black, my best friends are racist — Wed, 21 Oct 2009 20:34:48 +0000

Well, I for one am angry. Mayor of London meeting with a muslim or jew or whatever the hell he was.

My dad didn’t fight in wars so that I could live in an inclusive, tolerant society. Then again, he didn’t fight in any wars.

Am I though only one who had a little stonk on when they were showing Harry & Wills to that music?

By: George of er... Georgia

George of er... Georgia — Tue, 20 Oct 2009 19:06:27 +0000

I’m guessing he doesn’t actually know that St George was a Turk who never set foot here and that our Queen is of German descent.

This island has been Europe’s equivalent of Victoria Coach station for oveer 2000 years.

Cretins.

By: Aux chiottes

Aux chiottes — Mon, 19 Oct 2009 14:40:27 +0000

I was just glad they had a photo of handcuffsafter it said “I would say [insert mindless drivel here] but I don’t want to get arrested” as I wouldn’t have know what being arrested means because, being an effnik, I am, of course, protected by human rights.

I also enjoyed the use of the “work that one out!” structure of one argument, but was disappointed that that particular point wasn’t expressed in the “what next…oh, hang on we’ve already got that” construction. Never mind. The music was nice.

By: Robert Mugabe

Robert Mugabe — Mon, 19 Oct 2009 10:38:42 +0000

“Anybody heard of Mr Free Market here?”

I’m inclined to think he’s a white Zimbabwean (or `Rhodesian’ as he doubtless thinks of himself) ex-pat & gun-fetishist. He refers to his local countryside as `the bundu’ in one post. One of his regular correspondents is Kim du Toit, a South African safari organiser of similar mindset.

By: Sarah

Sarah — Mon, 19 Oct 2009 09:19:15 +0000

It’s always the smooth jazz that sets off a popular revolt. All those years when the PMRC thought Slayer would corrupt the children, they were just leaving Kenny G free to spread sedition.

By: Felna

Felna — Mon, 19 Oct 2009 08:21:58 +0000

The EDL, because sometimes the BNP just isn’t racist enough…

But they can’t be racist, because they sell ‘Burkhas’* via their online shop:
http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ENGLISH-DEFENCE-LEAGUE-HOODIE-EDL-BURKA-FACE-MASK_W0QQitemZ180414364348QQcmdZViewItemQQptZMen_s_Clothes?hash=item2a0188babc#ht_1548wt_934

*For Burkhas, read hoodies with masks so you can beat up a furriner without the inconvenience of being recognised.

By: one of the eds

one of the eds — Mon, 19 Oct 2009 04:48:20 +0000

Jesus Chris

If they’re so interested in our politics, they should come and live here, shouldn’t they?

By: Jesus Chris

Jesus Chris — Mon, 19 Oct 2009 02:18:19 +0000

I especially like the name of his pub themed forum, but I’m afraid to go on it becasue of what it must contain.

I tried, and either participation was low and he got rid of it, or he twigged I was a communist son-of-a-bitch intent on redistributing his guns to someone who can actually hit a barn door.

Beats the shit out of me how people who don’t live in the UK can be so passionate about its politics. As soon as I moved, I reverted to pisstaking.

By: J Sainsbury

J Sainsbury — Sun, 18 Oct 2009 15:17:58 +0000

I hope you all noticed that the bearded men had been to Morrison’s. (Fool for missing out on Nectar points.)