Permanently Bewildered and Slow Readers and Tax Bores23 Oct 2009 09:26 am

Bad Maths With Gordon Brown

By Gainsbourg

The Mail reports a court ruling that benefits overpaid as a result of OFFICIAL ERROR – that’s: OFFICIAL ERROR – can no longer legally be clawed back. Cue vibrating parade of point-missing…

This action is about right for LABOUR. Gordon Brown has no respect for our taxes, anyone can fiddle them or be over paid and do not have to pay them back, or paid back over 77 years. Brown seems to forget the people of this country has to work very hard for the money he is squandering.
BRING ON THE ELECTION to get rid of this incompetent government.
Maggie, Cheshire

You’re right, Maggie. The current Prime Minister of the United Kingdom is doing a shit job with these benefits and legal rulings. Instead of personally overseeing every single award issued by the DWP, he should delegate decisions on benefit claims to, ooh, let’s say, civil servants. And maybe he could entrust the application of law to… hey! How about the judiciary?

unbelievable; here’s my wallet help yourself
rob, a taxpayer, chesham, bucks

That’s basically how it’ll work, rob, a taxpayer (I see what you did there ha ha most amusing): rather than simply write off overpayments that have already been made from a pool of public money to which you’ve already contributed, the DWP will send large men called Wayne round to strip your home of valuables, empty your bank account and give everything to the first person they see wearing a tracksuit.

Then they’ll shit in your dinner.

And give that to a tramp.

now if they where politicians they would get off with it
jon uk, uk

There’s a lot of righteous fury in this thread about the expenses scandal. Which is to be expected, given that the expenses scandal has been making the news again recently, what with Sir Thomas Legg very much not letting these bloody politicians get off with it.

Cheers, though.

So who made this mistake? Some idiot cost the nation an absolute fortune. Name?
Rick, Scunthorpe, Lincs

Gordon Brown, forgot to carry the fucking 1 or something, didn’t he? Haven’t you been listening? God.

40 Responses to “Bad Maths With Gordon Brown”

  1. on 23 Oct 2009 at 10:08 am   JimmyD

    So is Nick from Scunthorpe the idiot that cost the nation an absolute fortune? I’m confused, is he confessing?

  2. on 23 Oct 2009 at 10:27 am   Louisa

    “now if they where politicians they would get off with it”

    …

    Yup, I can see them all now, sat around having a good old wank into your hard earned bank notes.

    That is if we work off the hypothetical assumption that these politicians are the recipients of said benefits.

    Or am I getting the wrong end of the stick? Forgive me if your complete lack of punctuation and common sense confuses me.

  3. on 23 Oct 2009 at 10:53 am   Wilf

    Phew! I work for the DWP, and just last week I pressed the wrong button and overpaid some people to the tune of £1 billion! I’ve been shitting myself! Thank Christ it’s Gordon Brown’s fault!

  4. on 23 Oct 2009 at 11:42 am   Admiral Grovworth, III

    Scunthorpe? Is that really a real place?

  5. on 23 Oct 2009 at 12:02 pm   Rod Wrongnob

    jon uk, uk

    This person’s surname is “Uk”. That sounds Vietnamese or something to me. Definitely a forrun anyway.

  6. on 23 Oct 2009 at 12:22 pm   Yossarian

    @ Rod

    I think ”uk ‘uk’ is the sounds he makes whilst sucking on tiger cocks.

  7. on 23 Oct 2009 at 12:35 pm   Jesus Chris

    Admiral Grovworth, III

    Scunthorpe? Is that really a real place?

    Yes, and in case you were wondering, Rick put the cunt in Scunthorpe.

  8. on 23 Oct 2009 at 12:43 pm   That Bloke in the Corner

    As I understand it, the DWP overpaid folk and the ruling is that it is the DWP’s mistake and they can’t reclaim any of it, therefore the overpayee’s can keep the money-I think that is a win for the taxpayer so what are these fuckwits moaning about? They must all be from Scunthorpe.

  9. on 23 Oct 2009 at 12:53 pm   alt-f4

    The same should apply if they underpay folk due to, ahem, clerical errors. Fair’s fair.

  10. on 23 Oct 2009 at 1:47 pm   That Bloke in the Corner

    If they underpay, I expect Gordon Brown himself to crawl over broken glass up my pathway and give me the money from his own pocket (but then I do have some very odd dreams).

  11. on 23 Oct 2009 at 2:25 pm   random punter

    Jan Moir has chosen a good day to respond to the pasting she got for her Gately article last week, following Nick the Nonce’s appearance on telly last night, and the mass coverage that’s getting in the press. Atmo from Hull manages to tie the two issues neatly together, which is not bad for someone who isn’t even white.

    Jan please do not allow yourself to be muzzled. We need voices like yours who can stand up for what they believe to be the truth. You got your first article spot on. We need at least ‘one voice crying out in the wilderness’ before we run our race into a state of self destruction. Glorifying the lifestyle Stephen, Cowles et al live will eventually turn more young people into that way of life and before long, the ‘White’ race will become an endangered species. I think also on this issue, Nick Griffin is spot on. His desire to see the prosperity of the ‘white’ race is his reason for crying out against same sex union. Nick is concerned about how the white race will procreate and remain dominant in the UK. Definitely, the answer is not in same sex unions and the younger generation should be made to know the truth so they don’t see it as something to celebrate. Thanks Jan for sounding the alarm. ‘A dog destined to be lost will not hear the hunter’s whistle’. By the way I am not ”white’.

    - Atmo, Hull, UK, 23/10/2009 12:32

    Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-1222246/The-truth-views-tragic-death-Stephen-Gately.html#ixzz0UlTjn1QS

  12. on 23 Oct 2009 at 2:29 pm   fucko the clown

    snigger – Scunthorpe has Cunt in the name. Will never cease to amuse

  13. on 23 Oct 2009 at 2:55 pm   Shackleton

    By the way I am not ”white’.

    Atmo, Hull, UK

    Is “By the way I am not ”white’” they new “by the way I’ve got loads of black friends”?

    Also, Atmo, some troubling confusion with pronouns here. “Our race”? “I am not white”?

    I’ll give you the benefit of the doubt and assume you’re a bit simple.

  14. on 23 Oct 2009 at 4:24 pm   Admiral Grovworth, III

    Speaking of the thick prick Nick’s TV appearance, how was it? Anything interesting happen?

  15. on 23 Oct 2009 at 4:48 pm   Cheb Ghobbi

    When I heard that the Beeb were going to show Jack Straw fighting a griffon, I got very excited. Imagine my disappointment when it turned out to be three politicians and a writer arguing with a short, fat racist.

  16. on 23 Oct 2009 at 4:48 pm   Cheb Ghobbi

    Admiral, you can catch the whole thing on youtube.

  17. on 23 Oct 2009 at 5:28 pm   Shackleton

    Cheb Ghobbi

    When I heard that the Beeb were going to show Jack Straw fighting a griffon, I got very excited. Imagine my disappointment when it turned out to be three politicians and a writer arguing with a short, fat racist.

    You forgot to mention his glass eye.

  18. on 23 Oct 2009 at 5:49 pm   Clovis Sangrail

    Gee thanks Atmo. I thought the noble white race was being pushed out of England because we weren’t dressed like knights and waving excalibur replicas around our heads (sensu EDL). Now I see it because we are all a bit gay. By the way, I’m not “gay”.

  19. on 23 Oct 2009 at 6:19 pm   Rick Gniffen

    Did anyone else notice at the end of the BBC news report that Nick Griffin’s chauffeur had his mobile phone glued to his ear while driving away from TV Centre?

  20. on 23 Oct 2009 at 10:55 pm   Bit Special AKA La Spesh

    Cassetteboy reveals the truth, as usual:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_QAvkFS_cgk

  21. on 24 Oct 2009 at 11:57 am   That Bloke in the corner

    -Atmo from Hull, bollocks, it’s John Adair under a Nome de Plume

  22. on 24 Oct 2009 at 12:08 pm   That Bloke in the corner

    I’m now confused, Atmo is siding with Griffin and is looking for white supremacy, and then mentions that he is not white.
    Now correct me if I am wrong, Mr Griffin wants to repatriate non white folk, and yet, Atmo agrees with him, so by agreeing, when the large piggy shaped things fly over the moon, the BNP get in, Atmo will have to pack his bags and go and live elsewhere, where the majority rule would not be white. So by his own argument Atmo is out. Does he also wander around Hull with a large sign round his neck saying kick me?
    This I feel ads weight to my earlier statement, that this Atmo tosser is the ubertosser John Adair-IF I AM RIGHT

  23. on 24 Oct 2009 at 12:23 pm   Settle down class Professor Craig here

    Gainsboroug despite your sarcasm it may come as a surprise to learn that Gordon Brown actually IS doing a shit job.

  24. on 24 Oct 2009 at 12:38 pm   Clovis Sangrail

    Prof – really, have you STILL not got the point of this site?

  25. on 24 Oct 2009 at 7:54 pm   YeGods

    Who or what is ‘Cowles’ mentioned in Atmo’s splendid contribution?

    Person – “I had that Cowles in the back of my cab last week”
    Place – “We have a little weekend place just outside Cowles”
    Disease – “Just had a bad dose of the Cowles”
    Animal – “I had a pet Cowles once, but that bastard Atmo poisoned it”

    I think we should be told!

  26. on 24 Oct 2009 at 9:23 pm   Felix Castor

    Interesting that Nelson has devoted his own site largely to communicating the views of the BNP, but he objects when the BBC ambush Griffin on Question Time.

  27. on 25 Oct 2009 at 12:38 am   Every time you blah a message, God kills an LOL cat.

    fucko the clown

    snigger – Scunthorpe has Cunt in the name. Will never cease to amuse

    Yep. Apparently the local council has trouble getting emails out to people, because anti-spam software incorrectly filters as a result of this.

  28. on 25 Oct 2009 at 4:24 am   Jesus Chris

    Settle down class Professor Craig here

    Gainsboroug despite your sarcasm it may come as a surprise to learn that Gordon Brown actually IS doing a shit job.

    Yes, so next time vote 9% Growth for urine coloured rosettes and Neil Craig’s vast experience calling people fascists and selling comics.

    YeGods

    Who or what is ‘Cowles’ mentioned in Atmo’s splendid contribution?

    Andrew Cowles, Gately’s widower.

  29. on 25 Oct 2009 at 11:36 am   coffeebucks

    *sniggers* Scunthorpe.

  30. on 25 Oct 2009 at 3:58 pm   Atmo

    Hull is shit. Send me back where I came from!

  31. on 25 Oct 2009 at 5:08 pm   Mr Poo

    Apparently I wasn’t the only one to see this rather amusing take on the red-tops’ coverage of old one-eye’s little stint on Newsnight : http://enemiesofreason.blogspot.com/2009/10/hmm-remember-this.html

    … N*il Cr*ig saw fit to use it as a base for churning out his “UN dissecting living humans in Kosovo” bullshit again.

    Oh, I laughed. How I laughed.

  32. on 26 Oct 2009 at 12:42 am   millie

    OMG thanks for that link Mr Poo, just delighted to find myself agreeing with the Daily Star.

    Am now planning a one-way trip to Switzerland forthwith. (Methinks.) (But am a little pissed, so will leave booking ticket till the morning.)

  33. on 26 Oct 2009 at 12:51 am   millie

    I was surprised at this though. What a perfect example of how nasty attitudes coupled with the passing of time can turn you into a really ugly bastard.

  34. on 26 Oct 2009 at 2:14 am   Sideways

    Woo, I just stumbled across a nice post on a guardian CIF thread from Andy Kadir-Buxton, for surely ’tis he:

    Limiting population has always founded on the problem of there being no free and simple form of contraception that everybody can use. There is now, I found, in my attempt to make love making more fun for a partner, that scratching your partners back while making love leads to the lining of the womb being shed. One only has to do this once every cycle to have an infallible contraceptive.

    RedRoseAndy

    Now that CIF has new-fangled user pictures, Andy also has a picture of himself, fat bald and waering a CND shirt.

    This has made my day. (Yes, it has been a boring day.)

  35. on 26 Oct 2009 at 2:15 am   Sideways

    Aaaargh, wearing, not waering!

  36. on 26 Oct 2009 at 10:49 am   Bit Special AKA La Spesh

    First job of the day: cancelling my CND membership.

  37. on 26 Oct 2009 at 10:56 am   Jesus Chris

    …and joining 9% Growth, Spesh.

    You know Null Craig can succeed where the rest of the world has failed. Things can only get better.

  38. on 29 Oct 2009 at 2:22 pm   Ugly Newt

    Atmo appears to be claiming that same-sex unions are preventing whitey from breeding as fast as the outsiders. Does he believe that homosexuality is something that doesn’t happen to people of colour? Perhaps he thinks that gayness itself was manufactured in a lab by leftie boffins and designed specifically to target People Like Him.

  39. on 30 Oct 2009 at 12:27 pm   Bruce Grant

    I don’t think so.

  40. on 30 Oct 2009 at 10:17 pm   evilherbivore

    There is now, I found, in my attempt to make love making more fun for a partner, that scratching your partners back while making love leads to the lining of the womb being shed.

    And it makes their fur all shiny too.