Thanks to Liz for pointing me at the BNP Question Time thread. It’s actually rather reassuring, to see a party almost unanimously inducing massive, racist erections in HYSers, when we know only a fraction of the population would ever actually vote for them. It’s almost as if they’re just a small group making a lot of noise, who the majority of us disagree with, but stay silent because we don’t think they’re worth bothering with.
This is why I think they’re so impressed with Nick Griffin. These are people who spend all day in an environment where almost everyone has the same opinion, twice an hour, and the ones who don’t either get no recommendations, or give up on the fucking place and come here. Granted, it’s the ultra-left BBC, but it’s safe, sanitised, and everyone is either just like you or invisible. We find them here and not in the real world because differences of opinion and the idea of having to rethink their position actually rather frighten them. Meanwhile, Nick Griffin musters the courage to go on a BBC programme where everyone thinks he’s a racist twat, has seen videos of him being a Nazi and planning to lie about it, and is a lot cleverer than him. It’s as if there’s a thunderstorm and he’s actually peeped outside, while this lot are still quivering under the bed.
To the guy who called Nick Griffin “D*** Griffin” and people who cheered him.
We are British
We say Good Morning, Hello and thank you
We stand in a queue
We give up out seats for elderly and disabled
We respect other…
We are a polite nation
By calling him and cheering to the call you sank below his level….
Shame on you…Emil LeBlues, London, United Kingdom
You can’t even compare a pudgy Fascist toff to a man’s frontal danglies these days without the PC brigade jumping down your throat. I don’t recognise my country any more.
My wife and I think Nick Griffin is the most courageous man in UK politics. He was very brave to go on this show to speak in what was always going to be a hostile environment.
We are English, hard working people who can see that this country has an unsustainable population rise and a crippling level of debt. We also see many imigrant arriving to exploit our generosity yet not respecting our culture. Nick Griffin speaks sense. We are being invaded whilst our boys are dying abroad, its wrong.
Richard, Norwich
For some reason, I’m now picturing your wife. Small, mousey, quite pretty, but tired-looking. Most of her conversation with others consists of standing next to you saying “yes”, “he’s right you know” and “that’s true dear”. Smiles and nods a lot. Secretly, she thinks you’re a bit dim and sometimes borderline racist, but she loves how proud you look when you get to be Official Marriage Spokesman.
It was very biased against Nick Griffin. The audience was about 85% multicultural and the panel were hypocrites, one minute saying that the Daily Mail had freedom of speech and the next they were denouncing an elected political party for it’s views!
Where were the supporters of the BNP in this audience? Not allowed in, I suspect. It was a totally one-sided affair and even though I woul not vote BNP, I think the man had a lot of guts for coming on the show in the first place.Rebecca Dwyer, Wakefield, United Kingdom
I feel quite sorry for Rebecca Dwyer. She obviously really wants to be clever and understand politics and stuff, but it’s always that half-inch away from her grasp. So she can never work out why the fat Scottish man and the young man with the long face and posh accent are always shouting at each other. And this is where bad euphemisms come back to bite the English language in the arse. Poor Rebecca’s clearly heard “freedom of speech” and “multiculturalism” used so often for “don’t criticise my opinions” and “wogs, assorted” that she genuinely thinks that’s what they mean.
Here’s Liz’s find. You remember back in GCSE English, when you had to read all those books, and, though you never admitted it at the time, there were a couple you quite liked. Obviously, it’s been years since then and you can’t really remember what they were about, but you had the same pencil-case right through to the end of your A-Levels, and will never forget the quotes you scratched inside the lid to get you through the day.
In the famous book “to kill a mockingbird” Atticus Finch tells his kids, bravery is not a man with a gun in his hand, but someone who knows they are going to be beaten before they start, but still goes ahead. Nick Griffin knew he wouldn’t get a fair hearing and would be raked over the coals. But he went ahead and aired his views, that makes him brave in my eyes and thats why I am voting BNP next election
Atticus Finch, Mockingbird town
At least it’s a change from ‘Nineteen Eighty-Four’.
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Having done Question time, perhaps he can now be a contestant on Have I got News For You?
It would be an ideal time to introduce a new round where an anvil is dropped onto the head of anyone who says anything racist.
I love the idea that so many people were moved by the sight of Nick (they all call him Nick like he is a personal friend) that they will be voting BNP next time.
Next time what, you morons.
I blame John Seargant on Strictly Come Dancing, in fact everything is his fault, the tosser.
Ah, the irony of citing ‘To kill a Mockingbird’ in support of a racist. Nice.
I went to the Job Centre last week, I knew they would all have differing views from me but I did it anyway.
I stood proud and spoke my views (I don’t want to get a job) even though the audience (some of whom were black) thought I was crazy.
I was so brave that I deserve a medal (or maybe a good kicking) and what did I get?
My benefits stopped.
Bloody immigrants (or lefties or whatever).
I can’t stand women. Just hate them, really, they really wind me up.
When I mention this view people tend to tell me to shut up or don’t even listen.
I thought this was because I was an ignorant tit, little did I know that in reality disagreeing with my view that women are dirty scum is really a direct violation of my freedom of speech, as is the fact I’ve never been invited onto question time to discuss why women are arses.
Cheers, Rebecca.
You can sneer, but there are plenty of people who aren’t racists, oh no, but who will now support the BNP because the BBC did that terrible thing of putting Nick Griffin on air and then telling unkind stories about him meeting the Ku Klux Klan.
Anyway these nice people, who aren’t racists, want to show their disgust to the BBC by sending the BNP money and joining and stuff. Even though they’re not racist.
I’d find Atticus Finch, Mockingbird Town, and shove my 18 year old copy of the book right up his arse.
But he’s a cunt on the internet airing tosspot views anonymously and without a trace of real understanding, so I can’t.
In other places, it’s all about checking your facts:
Moa, by the way, is an extinct bird that was native to New Zealand. Thank fuck it’s extinct, or apparently I’d need an AK-47 to go to the shops.
Apparently the “fraction of the population” who would consider voting BNP is 22%. This is pretty close to the fraction who voted Labour at our last election. Personally I can’t see what makes that corrupt, lying, Nazi bunch of organlegging thugs worth that many votes but with the recent revelation by Andrew Neather that they have so much contempt for their own voters that they have been deliberately trying to replace them with Islamic peasants it seems impossible that Labour will retain the vote of a single self respecting person.
Obviously that doesn’t include many “branes”.
Hey Neil.
You’re a hairy mingebag, and I didn’t read a fucking word of that.
What else do you expect if you call your kid ‘Hitler Murdered’. Bound to be trouble if you ask me.
Apologies if you’ve already had this link elsewhere, but it’s wonderful :
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_QAvkFS_cgk
Cassetteboy Vs Nick Griffin.
How in the fuck can it have been 85% multicultural?
I’m not sure how you go about being multicultural but it sounds like a laugh
Possibly you could be playing the steel drums while eating a curry.
I imagine chapy’s recollection of To Kill a Mockingbird is a little bit like this one. http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/mockingbird
‘My wife and I also wash our hands after paying for the Daily Mail when served by the well spoken immigrant in the local shop.
My wife and I don’t mind immigrants except when they move into our close and reduce the price of property.
My wife and I like Mr Griffin and all he stands for (even if he has been a little naughty in his past, but it was all hi-jinks, he did go to university after all)
My Wife and I support our brave boys (even though I am far too well educated and gutless to join up and help out, but we are there in spirit)in their righteous fight against uncivilised brown people
My Wife and I also enjoy ,fondue evenings and beetle drives at the church hall and cheese and wine parties with the Neighbourhood watch. Isn’t that right dear?’
‘I think you are a complete tosser Mr Richard from Norwich and I am leaving you for an Afghan Lesbian living in a council flat in Hackney’
http://enemiesofreason.blogspot.com/2009/10/hmm-remember-this.html
Rather enlightening BNP-based reading… enjoy…
Hitler only murdered 3 million?
subtle bit of holocaust denial there by the looks of it.
or Peter reddington can’t count.
also Franco murdered 0 people? didn’t he personally sign all death warrants?
Probably a case of him typing it up with the intention of looking up the actual figures, but then forgetting to do so and looking a muppet as a result.
Well spotted bit of Holocaust denial by the way.
Just wanted to drop in this choice selection from that (or perhaps the other BNP/Question Time thread that ran on HYS). I selected this last Friday to send to a few friends, but seems OK to share now:
Rivals that Mockingbird one for irony/misplaced imagery/general idiocy.
Oh the delicious irony of complaining of an invasion, whilst talking about another invasion…
He’ll be in Maycomb, Alabama. Stupid fucking idiot. You can’t disguise your location if every bugger had to read a book about your town when they were fifteen.
Erm, hello? ahh, look, sorry to be a pain, but would all the Jews, Gypsies and Homosexuals please be so kind as to form a nice orderly queue for the shower blocks over here at this side of the platform, thank you so much.
What an amazing way to totally misuse the point of one of the greatest novels ever written.
The use of “Mockingbird Town” is suitably telling given that a quick search on google would tell you where the book was set. It makes me think that he (I’m assuming it’s a he) hasn’t actually read the book and instead saw the film once when it was on daytime ITV2 but was too busy wanking over his copy of Mein Kampf or turned over when those damn darkies appeared on screen to actually pay attention to what was going on.
Did someone mention Have I Got News For You? I thought their treatment of the Griffin affair was perfect. Still available on i-Player if you haven’t seen it.
Racism begins with our families, parents, brothers and sisters, aunts and uncles, grandparents, people we admire, respect and love.
However, as we grow and mature we come to the realization that what we were told by our family when we were children were slanted lies base on their prejudices. We realize that most people are like ourselves and not so different and want the same things, like a home, steady work, a Medicare plan and schools for our children (if you travel you will see this). We realize that most people are of good hearts and goodwill.
This reminds me of a parable from the good book where a Levite and Priest come upon a man who fell among thieves and they both individually passed by and didn’t stop to help him.
Finally a man of another race came by, he got down from his beast, decided not to be compassionate by proxy and got down with the injured man, administered first aid, and helped the man in need.
Jesus ended up saying, this was the good man, this was the great man, because he had the capacity to project the “I” into the “thou,” and to be concerned about his fellow man.
You see, the Levite and the Priest were afraid, they asked themselves, “If I stop to help this man, what will happen to me?”
But then the Good Samaritan came by. And he reversed the question: “If I do not stop to help this man, what will happen to him?”
That’s the question before us. The question is not, “If I stop to help our fellow man (immigrant) in need, what will happen to me?” The question is, “If I do not stop to help our fellow man, what will happen to him or her?” That’s the question.
This current climate of blaming others for our woes is not new. We have had this before and we have conquered it.
Remember “Evil flourishes when good men (and women) do nothing”. Raise your voices with those of us who believe we are equal and we can win this battle again.
“This reminds me of a parable from the good book” – Tchoh – can’t you remember the title? Or the author? It’s no good telling us it’s ‘good’. Bet you go into book shops and say ‘do you have that book? It’s a got a man in it. Can’t remember the story’. So – have a think: hey, maybe it’s a got a mocking bird in the title?!
Easy, too easy. Find a HYS issue that DOESN’T relate to something you read in the Bible. Beat Jesus’s vagueness. There’s a challenge.
If we’re talking of nice, vague, comfy philosophy; I know why the caged bird sings…
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because it’s stupid.
Paul, you are the righteous cunt, and I claim my five pounds, sorry dollars
Though, it must be said, my wife sits in the house most of the day, crying her eyes out and drinking nail polish, because I’m so fucking MASTERFUL!!!
He meant 3 billion I think. Or 3 zillion. Or 3, what’s that fuckin’ big number they had on the telly the other night…gas ovens.
Stalin, apparantly, killed evwerybody. Twice.
And Moa is a form of highly venenous sea-snake, responsible for the deaths of many tourists in wogland.
Interesting new perspective on To Kill A Mockingbird, which if I understand the poster correctly, can be summarised thus:
Tom Robinson fucking did it.
Am now off to re-read The Color Purple from a white supremacist viewpoint.
I may not even wank at the lesbianism.
Did you think we might not know what a family was?
The good book? I guess it’s not by E.R. Cuntgrab.
If I’m right.
I’m glad i found this site..very enlighting and entertaining..in fact what I read here is pretty close to my own observational comments..eg yahoo news on BNP stuff..this is weird..bnp supporter comments ENGLAND FOR ANGLO SAXON WHITES and yet another who claims hes not BNP member says BNP arent racist..now then this anglo saxon whites bloke is gonna be real disappointed after joining and paying up..so it looks like BNP arent racist but their supporters are..next i noted also hate mongering against disabled people as ‘lazy scroungers’ thats a concern..next i asked HANDS UP ANY REAL BNP MEMBER ON FORUM TO TELL US WHY THEY HATED COLOUREDS AND DISABLED AND TELL US ALL WE SHOULD HATE THEM TOO..no one replied instead i was told i needed medication..
Anglo Saxon Whites is only achievable with a very good washing powder.
Potatoes – quite floury, good mashers. If I’m right.
(’bout time someone updated the clock on the servers round here. I’m easily confused, and thought I’d found a new slant on reading ahead.)
Projecting the I into the thou; isn’t that what all those gays do?
now now doant be vulger…
Sorry about Paul everyone, he’s very excited about my new biography, which he helped write. I know we’re not supposed to plug our own merchandise but the book is out now in many good bookshops.
Or you could just nick one from a hotel…
so..its funny that these nazis always assume that you are a ‘paki’ or ‘nigger’ or somesuch if you have the temerity to disagree with their views…but what got me was that just after nasty nick got airtime on la bebe..a whole slew of very disturbing views showed up..there must have been over several hundred posts with the word ‘immigration’ in..no matter what i did or said it just poured out…surely the bnp message is about race superiority..and any way isnt that what ppl have done for centuries..travel to better themselves..i think the idea of the far right and its drum beaters went like this..uk is a island and pretty soon it will ‘fill up’ and overload till people will fall into the sea..unless WE do somethng about it..i kept saying if you want to halt immigration then fine but i would have be to across the board and include ppl from europe inc WHITE ones..funny that never got agreed on..follow that idea of theirs you ended up refusing treatment from a black doctor cos he’s a ‘darkie’ and out to steal your job/wife and eat your children/catfood etc..
i thought you and nick werent talking..somethng about different points of view
Just thought I’d stop lurking for a moment to share this:
http://slapnickgriffin.co.uk/
Good times! And now, back to the lurking… *creeps back into the shadows, muttering under her breath*
I’m calling Robert out as a troll. Or a teen.
@Menendo – pah, I got there first in the last thread. Cassetteboy rox.
I think I’m developing HYS Fatigue – I can’t think of anything pithy, witty and so on (yes, yes, same as usual then) and instead I just want to yell ‘CUNT!’ in an unhinged manner and weep quietly onto my keyboard.
Sadface.
Given that you’re all screaming lefties you’ll have probably seen this:
http://www.guardian.co.uk/media/cartoon/2009/oct/23/1
but what the hell, Blind Date with Jan Moir.. coming live from Canal Street, Manchester.
This reminds me of a story Jasper Carrott told a few years ago. It was about some teenage girls looking at crucifixes in a shop. One of them asked “Have you got one with that little bloke on it?”.
I remember that joke.
Jasper Carrott stole it from Chas of Chas and Dave.
HYS asks, “How can we make childbirth safer?”
in their ‘Africa’ section.
Such an obviously meaningless and illogical question is casually sent flying back over the bowler’s head for an easy six by two of HYS’s big-hitters.
Chew on that HYS Question Master. Who looks stupid now, eh?
The Bible, by Cuger Brant. ‘It, The Jesus, suddenly WAS. A bit like the big bang really, which his dad also did’.
Listen. I wasn’t happy with the first edition of the bible. I did a bit of hissing, scrumping and tempting in the first book and some minor tempting in the second book and that was about it. Pretty poor for one of the main characters I thought.
So I got Cugar in to liven the plot up a bit, give me more prominence.
I only realised he was a complete cunt after it was too late. I read these book reviews on Amazon and I just went for it but now I suspect that Lukey Look “Den” might have been Cugar Brant himself and I suspect that Cugar Brant might be actually called Bruce Grant. Damn! And I thought I was supposed to be deceitful!
Some more idiocy on the HYS childbirth thread: -
Does this guy blame modern medicine for deaths in childbirth? Or am I reading it wrong?
Damn you, my drink went all over the damn screen.
You provide a reasonable explanation for both the Bible and Cuger’s literary experiments.
I’m fairly confident that if someone found the original dust jacket to the Bible, the subtitle would be The Bible: Something Good This Way Comes. That would leave only either Ray Bradbury or Clungy Bint to write the sequel (and The Herbaliser to write the soundtrack). I know Bradbury got there first, but Brant writes a much better comedy, and as any Catholic knows, the Bible is fucking gold.
Also, there’s something… Revelationary… about Cuger Brant’s work. As in you’d need a lot of time in the desert and a lot of funny coloured mushrooms for any of it to make any fucking sense at all.
I think he’s saying his mum’s vadge saves children, and it should be applied liberally at birth.
On this child birth thing, I’m sure our chum Andy Kadir-Buxton must have some strategy for uncomplicated births, probably involves fisting, scratching backs and slapping round the ears, but you can bet it will work.
Musilini is my favourite kind of pasta.
Interesting that all the people who claim that childbirth doesn’t need to be made safer because their mommas pushed out twenty dribbling brats without assistance (not done in them days, letting strangers look at your lady bits), are actually all incompetent halfwits.
I think momma pushed when she should have panted!
This thee-y thou-y King James stuff is Old Hat.
Fell among thieves? Got down from his beast? Paul, you should watch
the PC-approved version of the inherently racist parable of the good Samaritan.
…No no no, you don’t understand, he was a “good” Samaritan. Do you follow me? A “GOOD” Samaritan. Can you imagine such a thing?
I find this rather pleasing :
http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/politics/article6891340.ece
I’m still puzzling over Rebecca and her “the audience was about 85% multicultural”.
No, actually I’m not puzzled. She’s a lemur’s labia
@ Menendo, well reformers will always be challenged by the more conservative factions of any party – I did like this quote:
Himmler apparently had an IQ of 160….
I love how Peter Reddington is using the most liberal estimates for Stalin’s and Moa’s killings, and the most conservative estimates for Hitler’s.
Did someone mention Have I Got News For You? I thought their treatment of the Griffin affair was perfect. Still available on i-Player if you haven’t seen it.
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cheers steve. i’ll look for it before The Wire tonight
I looked for it the other night and I don’t remember seeing any Griffin on it at all. Who was the presenter? It was David Mitchell on the one I watched.
Cheb: He was hardly on at all, which was rather the point. Watch the ‘disguised figures’ round again.
So if Chris’s hobby isn’t blowing sheep let him deny it.
Hey Neil, how much of your deposit did you lose when 9% Joke got 80 votes in the election you contended? Was that all of it? I can’t remember if the Electoral Administration Bill went through and dropped the threshold to retain to 2%, but did you even garner 2% of the vote? Was there a population of less than 400 in the constituency you competed in? I mean, I know you came last out of all 23 parties, but I’d like to hear how badly you lost financially and spiritually thanks to your delusions of grandeur.
I’m just curious, not because you’re a windy little tossbag (which you are) and not because I’m necessarily a lover of schadenfreude (which I am), but mostly because it’s really funny to remind you that no-one voted for you and see if you try and reconcile your lack of popularity on the political stage with the fantasies that go on in your beardy little head.
@Jesus Chris
Jesus, Chris. (80 = 2% of 4000, not 400)
It’s obvious from you saying that, that you’re a genocidal eco-SerbNazi.
nteresting that all the people who claim that childbirth doesn’t need to be made safer because their mommas pushed out twenty dribbling brats without assistance (not done in them days, letting strangers look at your lady bits), are actually all incompetent halfwits.
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Oxygen deprivation around, say, birth?
They should also be forced to donate to the rather wonderful charities such as http://www.mothersofafrica.org/ who point out that the risk in Benin of complications in childbirth is 1:22, (compared to 1:73000 in Europe. Must be all that medicine they have over there.
Hey, I can do maths! I just have a blind spot when it comes to zeroes and keyboards…
Thank you for your continued attention Chris.
Aren’t the most conservative estimates like zero or something, or getting into negative numbers because of the Jewish genocide of white people? I swear three million is a fairly liberal estimate, as far as Griffin’s ilk go.
Nick Griffin’s ‘courage’ is not why you are going to vote for the BNP at the next election. You are going to vote for the BNP because you are a racist. Now stop being so disingenuous and fuck off.