Outsiders and Permanently Bewildered30 Oct 2009 02:25 pm

Oh Noes!

By Nelson

Thanks to Michael who was, for reasons best known to himself, browsing The Sun’s website. He found Deemaxx dashing the hopes of non-racists everywhere by reporting that Griffin’s Question Time appearance has made everyone who previously hated the BNP suddenly love them! This was the last thing we wanted to happen!

Good show Nick! I was on the edge of my seat shouting at everyone except Mr Griffin. My whole familywill now vote BNP! Beforethey hated me supporting the BNP but now are on our side! I am so happy that this has all turned out so well even though Nick was picked on by the whole audience and platform, that truly was a great win in BNP history, just like the Battle of Britain!

Well done Nick Griffin! Or should I say…….Winston Churchill!
Deemaxx

Michael adds:-

I always feel “Or should I say…” isn’t used enough nowadays. Like, Question Time would’ve gone a lot better if Griffin had finished every comment towards Jack Straw with, “Or should I say… Jack BORE.”

Then – jazz hands.

53 Responses to “Oh Noes!”

  1. on 30 Oct 2009 at 2:33 pm   Rob Stradling

    Erm… did we all turn our irony filters on this morning?

  2. on 30 Oct 2009 at 2:52 pm   Jesus Chris

    I just read through those comments, and fuck me if there isn’t apparently more sense on the Sun website than I’ve ever found on the Times, Guardian and Telegraph stuck together like some kind of Frankensheet.

    Cogent arguments? In MY Sun?

    Of course, Proximaking pisses on THOSE chips:

    Proximaking

    I would never have believed what the BNP were saying had I not seen it for myself. Every shade of newspaper has denounced what he said, usually ending by saying he has a point on unfettered immigration. Why is it the Sun has been saying it for years but when someone stands up to say the same thing you deride him? I once lived with a woman, we had too many forks in the drawer so they always clashed with the front of the drawer support, I used to turn the forks to face both ways so they lay lower in the drawer, problem solved but she kept turning them round so recreating the problem. After a while we split but she invited me back for drinks etc occasionally and I was amazed to find she now also laid the forks out in both directions. It was a power struggle you see, the Sun knows it has to lay the forks in both directions so it should stop criticising the man who is showing them how to do it. If you are prepared to live as a Briton and that means as a Christian then stay, if not then go, even jews have a “homeland” to go to though less than one third choose to live in that “homeland”. This would return all these immigrants and their fantastic skills we keep hearing of back to help restore their countries into new Britains abroad because once there they sure as hell wouldn’t want to live in countries that weren’t like this one. Hitler murdered 6 million jews, we would be repatriating almost exactly the same number to seed the world with Britishness. Now if the Sun really was a British newspaper instead of the personal mouthpiece of an australian/brit/american …. what is he this month, the world and the UK would be in a far better position. Maybe Woopert should change sides before it is too late and support NIck, after all wasn’t the Kingdom of Heaven to come as a thief in the night? …. Nick Nick!!

    So you’re saying I should lay out my forks in both directions and then peace will descend across all lands, as long as I send some forks to those lands too? And if I don’t then 6 million of my kind will die and it’ll all be the fault of Rupert Murdoch? And Nick Griffin is the second coming of Christ?

    I think I understand.

  3. on 30 Oct 2009 at 3:26 pm   Shackleton

    When Proximaking has finished illustrating principles of politics with the forks, I wonder if he could send the excess ones to me so I can jam them in my eyes?

  4. on 30 Oct 2009 at 3:33 pm   Rod Wrongnob

    Griffin successfully faced down the lynch mob on Question Time, and he is fighting against the bigotry of the politically correct guardianistas to overcome their vicious prejudices against his people. He has a dream, that one day this nation will rise up and live out the true meaning of its creed. Yes, Nick Griffin is Martin Luther King!

  5. on 30 Oct 2009 at 3:52 pm   Clovis Sangrail

    I’ve done my bit to ‘seed the world with Britishness’ (does Terry Thomas-type knowing leer)

  6. on 30 Oct 2009 at 3:56 pm   Yossarian

    I’m pretty sure that ‘I lived with a woman’ refers to his mother, and ‘forks’ should probably be translated as ‘human heads’.

  7. on 30 Oct 2009 at 3:56 pm   Mr Cat

    That post by proximaking is one of the best things I have ever ever read

  8. on 30 Oct 2009 at 3:58 pm   Theodore

    So this guy believes he split up with his ex because of his fork manoevering rather than because he was a racist biggot.

    What a weasel’s wizard’s sleeve.

  9. on 30 Oct 2009 at 4:02 pm   john Adair's Gerbil

    He lost me at the fork thing.

    I keep my forks in the dishwasher. Or on a plate. Or in a cupboard. They’re just fucking forks.

  10. on 30 Oct 2009 at 4:21 pm   spungin imgrunt

    If you are prepared to live as a Briton and that means as a Christian then stay, if not then go, even jews have a “homeland” to go to though less than one third choose to live in that “homeland”.

    Is he saying we should let all Christians live here? Can we fit one and a half billion people in? I mean even Jews have a homeland! Who’d've thunk!

  11. on 30 Oct 2009 at 4:23 pm   5cc

    Using Jim Davidson’s catchphrase to describe Nick Griffin works on so many levels.

  12. on 30 Oct 2009 at 4:53 pm   MM

    OK so the BNP are low-brow SCUM, but you must admit there’s something quite sexy about black leather SS uniforms…

  13. on 30 Oct 2009 at 5:37 pm   unpaid bill

    Maybe she left him for being a racist with OCD?

  14. on 30 Oct 2009 at 5:55 pm   Shackleton

    There’s a great thread on HYS about the internet changing to allow dirty foreign languages in URLs.

    The internet is a Western invention, and it should only be used by Western countries for the benefit of Western countries. Making it easier for rivals of the West to use will just make them stronger and us weaker. People like Rod Beckstrom are the reason the West is going down the pan.
    Paul

    Indeed, why did we ever let the internet become so prevalent during this cold war? Russian spies stole early internet prototypes no doubt, and took them back to Moscow where they began filling them with copyright-infringing material. Bloody communists.

    Dougal from Shannon however has got the best ideas on the issue though:

    Basically the internet should stop – it is the most dangerous and uncontrollable thing ever invented by humans. Better we return back to the days of bookshops / books etc…We do not need all this internet nonsense. Internet use should be banned by law and offenders should be punished by imprisonment.

    Dougal, Shannon

    I’m speechless.

  15. on 30 Oct 2009 at 5:55 pm   Shackleton

    Blockquotes FAIL.

  16. on 30 Oct 2009 at 5:59 pm   Settle down class Professor Craig here

    Voting BNP keeps people out of trouble. Otherwise they might end up voting for some Nazi group of thieves, liars, child rapis, organleggers etc like Labour & could even end up running sites like Branes.

  17. on 30 Oct 2009 at 6:17 pm   Col. Richard Hindrance (Mrs), VC, DSO & Bar Six, KitKat, Breakaway

    “Perfesser” Craig – about as funny as anal wasps.

    You obsessive, manky-bearded old loony.

  18. on 30 Oct 2009 at 6:20 pm   David-san

    Nick Griffin hates monster munch
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D7NuBdgjGFU

    Settle down class Professor Craig here

    Voting BNP keeps people out of trouble. Otherwise they might end up voting for some Nazi group of thieves, liars, child rapis, organleggers etc like Labour & could even end up running sites like Branes.

    Were you as surprised as me when your brain came out with that?

  19. on 30 Oct 2009 at 6:21 pm   YeGods

    Ah, Professor Craig.

    The man who is to reason what Nicholas Soames is to hang-gliding.

    As to this W Churchill chappie, so beloved of Dick Griffin [see what I did there?] and his BNPers; the man who praised “the old, tolerant and generous practice of free entry and asylum to which this country has so long adhered and from which it has so greatly gained”. Presumably that was except for forriners ?

  20. on 30 Oct 2009 at 6:28 pm   Blah witch

    Professor Craig=cunt

    Oh yeah I don’t like Nick griffin either.

  21. on 30 Oct 2009 at 6:34 pm   Ugly Newt

    If you are prepared to live as
    a Briton and that means as a Christian then stay, if not then go,
    even jews have a “homeland” to go to though less than one third
    choose to live in that “homeland”.

    Looks like we atheists are going to need a homeland if Proximaking gets his way. Or he’ll have to draw a new map of Englerland that excludes Dawkins’ back garden.

  22. on 30 Oct 2009 at 6:55 pm   fancy a fork

    Too many forks in the drawer?

    Then send them back home.

    Simples methinks.

  23. on 30 Oct 2009 at 8:41 pm   Clovis Sangrail

    Remember at school and you and your mates would be talking about something and laughing, and generally having a good time, and then the kid with the constant bubble of snot in one chapped nostril who used to hang around on the outskirts of the group would chip in with something said in a slow, leaden, preternaturally old man’s voice in a desperate attempt to be ‘in’ – and even though he wasn’t that bad and you felt a bit sorry for him, it still brought the conversation to a grinding halt? Well, hello Prof N. Craig.

  24. on 30 Oct 2009 at 9:08 pm   sandbag

    Maybe this man is from a parallel universe just fell through a worm hole into ours. One where Nick Griffin is Britain’s Kennedy, and his party saved us from Fascism.

    I mean, even that makes far more sense then he’s managed to get the wrong end of the stick.

  25. on 30 Oct 2009 at 9:31 pm   evilherbivore

    OK so the BNP are low-brow SCUM, but you must admit there’s something quite sexy about black leather SS uniforms…

    As PJ O’Rourke once said, “No-one ever has fantasies about being ravaged by someone dressed up as a liberal”

  26. on 30 Oct 2009 at 11:41 pm   one of the thirty

    No-one ever has fantasies about being ravaged by someone dressed up as a liberal

    Not strictly true. There’s apparently 29 others out there somewhere that may have done.

  27. on 31 Oct 2009 at 3:49 am   funny peculiar

    But what if you stumble home at god-knows-o-clock in the morning, utterley ransacked on booze, and you have the unquenchable urge to post on SYB???

    You can’t make head nor tail of the thread cos it’s all blurry and meaningless. The keyboard phases in and out of focus like a lighthouse beacon. Your ears are still thumping ghostly echoes from the nightclub of horrors… but you struggle on… manfully

    Your real true pshyche, cowering at the furthest most recess of your mind says, “just go to bed, dickhead, you’ll hate yourself for this in the morning. You’re pissed and incoherent.”… but your fingers just keep typing, and typing, and then ‘click’… it’s too late… sent.

    What can you do? It’s just the beer talking. (and the two bottles of wine and the vodkas)

    nighty-night.

  28. on 31 Oct 2009 at 4:24 am   Jesus Chris

    Your real true pshyche, cowering at the furthest most recess of your mind says

    I love that you slurred a bit there when you typed that.

  29. on 31 Oct 2009 at 9:27 am   millie

    Daily Heil scoop:

    Burkh-ingham Palace: Hate preacher calls for the Queen to wear full Muslim dress

  30. on 31 Oct 2009 at 12:58 pm   Bit Special AKA La Spesh

    Any more *gems* to share with us, Professor Craig, before I set the ROFLCOPTER to Defcon One?

  31. on 31 Oct 2009 at 1:08 pm   Settle down class Professor Craig here

    I’ll take your word for it Col. Whatever turns you on.

  32. on 31 Oct 2009 at 1:43 pm   Gainsbourg

    If you are prepared to live as a Briton and that means as a Christian then stay, if not then go

    Personally, I think Christianity was just the start of a slow encroachment on lovely British culture by the Middle East. That’s why I’m a Pagan

    Christians go home

  33. on 31 Oct 2009 at 2:00 pm   Jesus Chris

    millie

    Daily Heil scoop:

    Burkh-ingham Palace: Hate preacher calls for the Queen to wear full Muslim dress

    Well… if he likes Muslim so much…

    If this man wants this type of thing, I honestly suggests that he goes and resides in a Muslim country.

    - Mark R, Coventry UK

    Time you sent these idiots home instad of giving them taxpayers money. If they don’t like the rules here, let them go back to their camels.

    - Mike, Sydney Australia

    Or…

    Put this clown on a plane.

    - alastair, stourbridge

    FUCK’S SAKE ALASTAIR!!! ARE YOU STUPID??? PUT HIM ON A PLANE??? HE’LL FLY THE FUCKER INTO BUCK PALACE AND THEN THE QUEEN WILL BE DEAD AND THEN WHAT THE FUCK WILL WE DO WITHOUT THE QUEEN BECAUSE SHE’LL BE DEAD!!!

  34. on 31 Oct 2009 at 2:25 pm   Alex

    That truly was a great win in BNP history, just like the Battle of Britain! Well done Nick Griffin! Or should I say…….Winston Churchill!

    Textbook ‘credulous nincompoop’, surely. He actually believes in Nick Griffin as some kind of Churchillian Messiah figure.

    It was a power struggle you see, the Sun knows it has to lay the forks in both directions so it should stop criticising the man who is showing them how to do it. If you are prepared to live as a Briton and that means as a Christian then stay, if not then go, even jews have a “homeland” to go to though less than one third choose to live in that “homeland”.

    Obviously not a proper BNP member, or he’d have got the internal memo about pretending that you like Jews and don’t want to stick forks in them.

  35. on 31 Oct 2009 at 3:51 pm   Clovis Sangrail

    “Personally, I think Christianity was just the start of a slow encroachment on lovely British culture by the Middle East. That’s why I’m a Pagan

    Christians go home”

    Bugger that – start weaving the wicker men and all hail mighty Crom Cruach! Let the slaughter begin…

  36. on 31 Oct 2009 at 7:10 pm   Gainsbourg

    I agree with you in principle, Clovis, although your solution seems a little extreme. Any chance I could see you being hectored on television by members of the ultra-leftist intellectual elite? That might help me make up my mind

  37. on 31 Oct 2009 at 8:39 pm   Darling little 'Professor' Craig's Mummy

    Oh bless, has my boy been posting again? I keep telling him that making an anally retentive list of every post you make on the net will not make you the popular boy at school particularly when it’s self important drivel, and certainly won’t make his tiny willy any bigger. Come to mummy, you need your bottom wiped darling!

  38. on 31 Oct 2009 at 8:52 pm   the 3rd world child, that annoying immigrant

    I may not be current on the tenets of Christianity, but seeing as it is named after Jesus Christ, I would assume it somewhat involves following the teachings of Jesus.

    So if Proximaking and Nick Griffin want to live in Britain as Britons, and that means as Christians, he should remember Jesus’ exhortation to love your neighbor. Yes, even that Muslim, or Hindu neighbor. Even that godless atheist. Yes, even that sponging third world immigrant.

    And last time I checked, loving your neighbor did not involve kicking them out of your country. Jesus never spoke of tough love.

  39. on 31 Oct 2009 at 9:09 pm   Gainsbourg

    Jesus was crucified by immigrants

  40. on 31 Oct 2009 at 9:34 pm   The Roman Ambassador to Britannia.

    Britons! On behalf of the Roman Imperium, I’d like to make it clear that at the time of Christ both Israel and Britain were a full and important contributor to the pan-European Roman project. Britain attained full memebership of the RU in 44B.C. Christ died in 33 AD, by which time Britain had been a strong and important contributor for 77 years.

    While conservatives may claim Britains and Israelis are culturally seperate, surely, as Roman citizens, we should celebrate those things which unify us rather than divide us. After all, in the last analysis, we are all Romans, surely? (although, to be honest, perhaps not including the Goths; they’re a bunch of over-obedient fascists of you ask me)

  41. on 31 Oct 2009 at 9:41 pm   Clovis Sangrail

    “I agree with you in principle, Clovis, although your solution seems a little extreme. Any chance I could see you being hectored on television by members of the ultra-leftist intellectual elite? That might help me make up my mind”
    I’m no extremist – no one has to leave; just convert. Please throw your first born into Crom’s fiery gullet. On your left there.

  42. on 01 Nov 2009 at 9:23 pm   EAB

    Trufax: Jesus was an immigrunt. Quoth the Vatican:

    15. In the foreigner a Christian sees not simply a neighbour, but the face of Christ Himself, who was born in a manger and fled into Egypt, where he was a foreigner, summing up and repeating in His own life the basic experience of His people (cf. Mt 2:13ff).(http://www.vatican.va/roman_curia/pontifical_councils/migrants/documents/rc_pc_migrants_doc_20040514_erga-migrantes-caritas-christi_en.html#Christ%20the%20%E2%80%9Cforeigner%E2%80%9D%20and%20Mary,%20a%20living%20symbol%20of%20the%20emigrant)

    I bet when they went to Egypt Joseph wasn’t expected to put on a headdress and worship cats…

  43. on 02 Nov 2009 at 3:51 am   Jesus Chris

    I’d like to state, for the record, that I am an immigrant, although not to the UK. My family are also immigrants, but they migrated to the UK.

    Also, I had a dream last night that Melanie Phillips was giving me a brain scan.

    I woke up and I had glue on my head and my anus was bleeding.

    Coincidence? I know Neil Craig isn’t around here because there’s no strong smell of wank permeating the place, but something happened. I’m leaning toward the idea that “Something Muslim This Way Comes”.

  44. on 02 Nov 2009 at 4:06 am   Admiral Grovworth, III

    Comment from the Burkh-ingham Palace article:

    He and his sort don’t like it when we offend their religion or church. Why do they offend us and our religion?

    Oh yeah. The PC morons again. He’s ethnic.

    - Stephen, Stoke

    Pssst! The queen isn’t a church!

  45. on 02 Nov 2009 at 8:43 am   Mr Poo

    The queen isn’t a church!

    While this is true, in that she’s not a bricks ‘n mortar construction into which the gullible trudge once a week to receive absolution from the preceding 7 days of unholy behaviour, she is the head of the CofE; as such one might feel that asking her to wear stuff that makes her look like a muslim salt-cellar is somewhat offensive to that particular brand of religion.

    On the other hand, that Archbishop of Canterbury prances about in a dress, so what the hell have they got to complain about?

  46. on 02 Nov 2009 at 9:23 am   Man at the back with a copy of Tacitus

    Britain attained full memebership of the RU in 44B.C. Christ died in 33 AD, by which time Britain had been a strong and important contributor for 77 years.

    Oops! History fail.

    Aulus Plautius brought Britain into the Roman Empire, on behalf of Emperor Claudius, in 43 AD (by which time, according to your calculations, Christ had been dead and resurrected for 10 years). That’s why Claudius’ son was named Britannicus (rather than for his encyclopaedic knowledge).

  47. on 02 Nov 2009 at 10:55 am   Oaf

    Oh yeah I don’t like Nick griffin either.

    last week I read a comment that said Nick Griffin looks like someone has stretched luncheon meat over a toad.

  48. on 02 Nov 2009 at 11:30 am   tw@basket.com

    last week I read a comment that said Nick Griffin looks like someone has stretched luncheon meat over a toad.

    Aw. That’s horrible!

    The poor toad…

  49. on 03 Nov 2009 at 10:09 am   Oaf

    I know. That really shows toads off in a bad light.

  50. on 05 Nov 2009 at 1:33 pm   Nick Jizzin'

    Surely this morninc c-flaps should be tagged with ‘racists’?

  51. on 05 Nov 2009 at 1:33 pm   Nick Jizzin'

    Surely this moronic c-flap should be tagged with ‘racists’?

  52. on 05 Nov 2009 at 1:35 pm   Nick Jizzin'

    what happened there?

  53. on 12 Nov 2009 at 2:18 pm   Len McManotony

    It would be great if they brought back public executions. Think of the revenue that could be raised if we sold tickets. Maybe the O2 dome would be ideal? Picture the scene: hoards of screaming fans baying for blood; popcorn and refreshment sales; a giant of a man, equipped with a massive chopper; TV cameras, commentary, marks for technique. Fuckin’ A!