Comments on: Divtopia Central

By: brown_pinkie

brown_pinkie — Tue, 10 Nov 2009 16:47:04 +0000

I want to know exactly when sex replaced circuses. Thoses circuses must have been awesome…

By: EAB

EAB — Sun, 08 Nov 2009 21:49:59 +0000

From the Grauniad:

Whether the Italians have crucifixes in their schools or not is, frankly, a matter for Italians and Italians only. My reaction to the Finnish lady is to return home if she doesn’t like her current domicile.

(http://www.guardian.co.uk/commentisfree/2009/nov/08/henry-porter-berlin-wall-european-union?showAllComments=true#CommentKey:5470a6e5-5e42-427a-a54a-1f4d6b604457)

By: Mr Poo

Mr Poo — Sun, 08 Nov 2009 17:36:51 +0000

@El Spesholita

All is, indeed, well with the world. With one exception.

Where, oh where, is Gobbler the Oral Sex Alsation?

By: DC

DC — Sun, 08 Nov 2009 00:57:12 +0000

I sent an email to the Telegraph via the report function telling them that Paul(1) is a Flag Wanking Badgers Vag. I await their lovingly crafted reply.

By: Skaghead

Skaghead — Sat, 07 Nov 2009 21:41:33 +0000

The added comment reminded me of ” ** I move away from the mic to breathe in”.
So much that I went back and re-read it in a Tay Zonday voice with the Chocolate Rain melody in my head.

By: Ed aka Notanymore Craig

Ed aka Notanymore Craig — Sat, 07 Nov 2009 08:18:52 +0000

You are all badger’s nadgers. All! ALL!

By: GrammarQueen

GrammarQueen — Sat, 07 Nov 2009 01:58:46 +0000

Mr(s) Foot Hurts,

That’s it. I have never – not once – dropped a bracket before in my life. IN MY LIFE.

There can be but one punishment: I am off now to the understairs closet, where I shall sit for a while, fellating a butcher’s knife as I consider what value my life holds.

Yours in bloody sadness,
A Tiger’s Tit.

By: Bit Special AKA La Spesh

Bit Special AKA La Spesh — Sat, 07 Nov 2009 01:52:55 +0000

Ahhhhh, Foot Hurts is back (glad you’re better), I can’t sleep, the chavs are bellowing outside at the bus stop and I’m being randomly insulted by semi-illiterate fucktards on the internet. All is right with the world again.

By: My Foot Hurts

My Foot Hurts — Sat, 07 Nov 2009 01:00:11 +0000

GrammarQueen, you dropped a bracket, which is kind of ironic, in a rainy wedding day kind of way. I do like the phrase “squid quim” though, which makes up for it…

I’ve been away for awhile*, and I’m pleased to see SYB is back on form, even down to the random pop-up contributor slagging off the stalwarts. Thank the Lord** that the unmentionables appear to have buggered off.

* with swine flu in fact, which the fuckers at HYS claimed didn’t really exist, the big old fibbers.

** Nelson

By: A cephalopodologist replies

A cephalopodologist replies — Sat, 07 Nov 2009 00:41:57 +0000

GrammarQueen – as many squid mate by a form of insemination not requiring a reproductive invagination (or ‘quim’) but by insertion of a spermatophore under the mantle…fuck it, I’ll get me wetsuit. Pour me a domestos and budge up, there’s room on that bidet for two.