Comments on: Serton Ricks

By: millie

millie — Thu, 12 Nov 2009 16:31:02 +0000

Aren’t silly little moustaches rabidly right-wing?

By: Jesus Chris

Jesus Chris — Thu, 12 Nov 2009 02:56:48 +0000

I thought that was Freddie. I heard he was desperate to drop Queen for the two hit wonderfulness and the inventive costumes.

The only problem was that Bruce Grant was the policeman, and Freddie had a low tolerance for… well, just for Bruce Grant. It’s not well documented, but it’s apparently true.

By: Pirate Pete

Pirate Pete — Wed, 11 Nov 2009 23:24:35 +0000

I thought Mandelson’s silly moustache wasn’t because he was rabidly left-wing, but because he was desperate to be asked to join the Village People?? Or am I confusing him with some other ageing queen that I’ve heard about?

By: Jesus Chris

Jesus Chris — Wed, 11 Nov 2009 23:10:13 +0000

Regular updates on Andy can be found via the Facebook group or by checking out his profile and comments on the Graun. Although nothing much happens in the mind of AKB, because he's still talking about vaginas and digging a big hole in the ground and filling it with water.

By: Clovis Sangrail

Clovis Sangrail — Wed, 11 Nov 2009 11:57:21 +0000

Complaining about the vicissitudes of life, in Britain or elsewhere, can be fun and amusing – see Charlie Brooker for example. Or Chaucer come to that. Clarkson (and I admit I was one of the wishy washy ‘oh he’s probably not that bad’ kind of people, only ever having seen TG and never read an article by him) simply isn’t funny judging by that rant – far less funny than most of the HYSers (I miss Cuger). That makes it easy to think he may be serious.
Ho hum – anyone got any jokes? And what’s that latest on Andy ‘fister’ Kadir-Buxton?

By: Offal

Offal — Wed, 11 Nov 2009 11:04:19 +0000

Mandy and Clarko are pretty much polar opposites of the animal fanny spectrum – choosing who I hate more is like trying to decide whether war or famine is worse.

However, Clarko edges it for me on this one simply for having the gall to charge the Times for what is (at best) a low-grade HYS rant. Loving the ‘cognitive dissonance’ comment on Clarkson’s inability to grasp the glaring irony of his ‘war on scientists/obsession with the climate’ upchuck. Twat.

By: millie

millie — Wed, 11 Nov 2009 10:24:41 +0000

@Jesus Chris Haha, thanks for your earlier Cuntson link. Does he not know it's bad to smoke when you're pregnant?

By: Rotwatcher

Rotwatcher — Wed, 11 Nov 2009 09:28:51 +0000

Which do I hate more – Clarkson or Mandelson? Decisions, decisions. I agree that Clarkson venturing an opinion on appearance, jeans, science or pretty much any subject you can imagine marks him out as a real cunt’s cunt. But then there’s Mandelson, cunting about in the House of Fucking Lords, like the 24 carat, ocean-going cunt that he is and always had been. In fact, one of the least offensive things about him was the moustache, and God knows that was offensive enough.

I’m going to have to vote for Mandelson, because although Cuntson is on my TV 24-7-365 (if your TV is permanently tuned to DAVE), Cuntson can’t actually change the law to suit his monied cunty friends in the City (whichever city that is – the city with all the money and the yachts and everything else that Mandelcunt is so intensely relaxed about other people having, as long as they pass a fair wedge in his direction).

So Cuntlecunt by a technical knock out.

By: Jesus Chris

Jesus Chris — Wed, 11 Nov 2009 08:58:04 +0000

one of the eds

Jesus Chris

I completely concur Clarkson says a lot he is not qualified to talk about. Prime example: Cars. He hasn’t got a fucking clue. Wasn’t it you who had a thing about journos?

That’s totally me. Nothing I’m proud of.

In deference to Kelvin though, I’ll freely admit that I’m just the butt of one great big joke on the part of Clarkson. Unfortunately, I’d seriously believe he’s the anti-troll, because trolls don’t get paid six figure sums.

Also, in NZ – so to be fair to me, that’s right at the end of what I laughingly call my working day.

By: Kelvin

Kelvin — Wed, 11 Nov 2009 08:46:00 +0000

Clarkson is a troll. If you take anything he says seriously, whether you’re pro or anti what he’s saying, the joke’s on you.