Credulous Nincompoops and Hypocrites and Tax Bores and Unfocused Rage13 Nov 2009 11:47 am

If We Can Just Get Enough Wrongs Then It’s GOT to Make a Right

By Alex

I found the “Should respectable middle-class parents be allowed to cheat the system so their gifted children don’t have to mix with oiks and foreigners?” debate and thought it would be a good hunting ground, but then I lost it. Thanks to Alex for helping me find it again. I didn’t realise it would be this fertile. Typical offering:

This country is run by lunatics!

I dont blame ANY parent who attempts to cheat the system if it’s in the best intrest for their child!

When we dont have major problems with crime, illegal wars, illegal immigrants, anti social behaviour, a broken justice system, lack of prisons, bent politicians and banks widdling our money away THEN and only then will I worry it! Somone who wants the best for their child shouldnt have to face this “idiocracy”.

Adam Stasiak, Darlington

Yeah BBC, before you go laying into parents for illegally trying to set their kids up for a better life, why not sort out lawbreakers, all those MPs and bankers fiddling the system, and all those foreigners using public services they’re not entitled to. Also Adam, I’m not sure if you know what the word ‘idiocracy’ means, but I wouldn’t write it off if I were you, as ultimately it really could work in your favour.

Why wouldn’t a loving parent with the best interests of their child at heart, be prepared to scam their way into a decent school, when the corrupt government which presides over us thinks nothing of stealing millions of pounds of taxpayers cash a year without a care of retribution?

If it’s good for the pigs in Westminster, it’s good for the rest of us to be as corrupt.

Withnail Xtreme, Camden Town

Can you just give it a rest for five minutes? There is other news you know.

As working hard citizens exploided by this corrupt, champagne socialist goverment our only weapon to defend us is cheating as much as we can with the school system, with taxes, with smoking in some venues, the comunist TV license, etc. I´m cheating and I will forever until this circus full of clowns AKA NuLabour dissapears forever.

jono onos, London

Note how Alex’s find, in his rage at Britain’s government and institutions, is not just totally, utterly and furiously indifferent to the existence of a single other human being on the planet, but, with all that unrelated crap about the fag ban and the telly-tax, we also have a rare case of someone whose incoherent torrent of bile actually required a bit of padding out.

Uh Oh- I feel another nulabour draconian legislation coming on. Council officials are about to be given the power to strip search a parent and send them to jail for fifteen years after bugging their house and following them with a video camera to prove that they have committed the heinous crime of trying to give their child a better education.

[ash101437]

You’ve got a colourful imagination Ash, I’ll grant you, but you’re up against some heavyweights in the dystopian novel genre, and there’s also a lot of bantam-weight competition just on BBC Have Your Say. Do you really think you can pull this one off?

69 Responses to “If We Can Just Get Enough Wrongs Then It’s GOT to Make a Right”

  1. on 13 Nov 2009 at 11:58 am   BifidusDigestivum

    Hee hee. “Widdling”.

  2. on 13 Nov 2009 at 12:01 pm   Oaf

    Why can’t I post?

  3. on 13 Nov 2009 at 12:01 pm   Oaf

    Oh, Looks like I can!

  4. on 13 Nov 2009 at 12:04 pm   Every time you blah a message, Cassetteboy breaks a finger

    Why would you want to post Oaf?

  5. on 13 Nov 2009 at 12:07 pm   BifidusDigestivum

    Yes! Fifth!

  6. on 13 Nov 2009 at 12:10 pm   therika

    What a bunch of witless wallabes’ wagglesticks. Wonder what would happen if they realised that a respectable, tax-paying, white middle-class parent cheating their child into a good school takes a place away from a different respectable, tax-paying, white middle-class parent. Would the contradiction cause their brains to implode, or would they just assume that respectable, tax-paying etc. parents only take places from dirty immigrunts and vice versa

  7. on 13 Nov 2009 at 12:13 pm   Hutcho

    Wait, I just need to clarify the rules; is it that parents cheating the schools system to ensure a better life for their kids is A-OK but parents cheating the immigration system to ensure a better life for their kids in the UK = bad?

  8. on 13 Nov 2009 at 12:14 pm   Very Tenables

    As working hard citizens exploided by this corrupt…

    Jono works, and is also really hard, like Chuck Norris. And is then remotely detonated by champagne socialists in a non-specific rural accent.

  9. on 13 Nov 2009 at 12:23 pm   My Foot Hurts.

    This is so typical of HYS. I know the point’s been made on recent threads but, God, they’re such hypocrites.

    How is committing fraud to get your kids into a better school any different to committing fraud to get an increase in benefits so your family has a bit more cash? Sounds to me like that cognitive dissonance stuff Kelvin was on about the other day.

    Honestly, they’d lock up anyone wearing a hood without compunction for the crime of being young and outdoors*, but if it’s a crime they might want to commit it’s a different bloody story. They make me sick.

    Mm, apologies for the slightly bitter tone to this post. It’s been one of those mornings…

    * Mind you, wearing a hood without compunction isn’t really on.

  10. on 13 Nov 2009 at 12:25 pm   BifidusDigestivum

    It is my duty as a parent to want the best for my child. I’d scheme and lie and make false declarations, change my identity, move house, die my hair and even have plastic surgery if the future of my child were at stake. There should not ‘bad’ schools in modern day Britain. Look at Finland and copy.

    [HeureuxExpat], Brussels, Belgium

    I’d carve my penis into a bust of Mao to get just one GCSE for my child. It’s what they do in Finland.

  11. on 13 Nov 2009 at 12:27 pm   Anon

    Why wouldn’t a loving parent with the best interests of their child at heart, be prepared to scam their way into a decent school

    Maybe a loving parent might want to set an example to its spawn that scamming is wrong? Maybe.

    But isn’t there supposed to be a free market in the UK? Surely a loving parent would pay for its bastard spawn to go to a private ENGLISH school instead of one these state-run communist madrassas where children are indoctrinated into radical islam, given lessons in homosexuality, in classrooms overcrowded with benefit-funded ethnics.

  12. on 13 Nov 2009 at 12:29 pm   Marx & Sparx

    Bright boy our Jono, dodges paying his licence fee & then admits to doing so on it’s beneficiaries website, giving them his email adresss the process! It’s all a plot you know!

  13. on 13 Nov 2009 at 12:39 pm   Rogue_Leader

    bent politicians and banks widdling our money away

    Oh, dear. Someone woke up on the wrong side of a sticky bath house floor this morning, didn’t they?

  14. on 13 Nov 2009 at 12:42 pm   Theodore

    [blockquote]
    When we dont have major problems with … illegal immigrants…

    Adam Stasiak, Darlington
    [\blockquote]

    Now I’d hate to mention it to Mr STASIAK but I would hazard a guess that his heritage might not be wholly from the British Isles and could possibly be from Eastern Europe.

  15. on 13 Nov 2009 at 12:44 pm   Theodore

    Blockquotes – fuck ‘em.

  16. on 13 Nov 2009 at 12:48 pm   That Bloke in the Corner

    change my identity, move house, die my hair and even have plastic surgery if the future of my child were at stake. There should not ‘bad’ schools in modern day Britain. Look at Finland and copy.

    [HeureuxExpat], Brussels, Belgium

    Hold on a ranting minute; This twat is living in the capital of the Communist States of Europe, he’s already moved house and handed over his life to the Stalinist expense fiddling Eurocrats, what’s his beef, his spawn of the Beelzebub have got the choice of millions of schools, not the crap British ones indoctrinating their tiny little brains with the NuLiarBore manifesto. Monkeyshaggingtwatbasket.

  17. on 13 Nov 2009 at 12:52 pm   That Bloke in the Corner

    Now I’d hate to mention it to Mr STASIAK but I would hazard a guess that his heritage might not be wholly from the British Isles and could possibly be from Eastern Europe.

    Ooo,Ooo,Ooo, could he be a secret scrounging forrin?Can we get his membership of the BNP cancelled?(no arguments now, you know he is a card carrying member).

  18. on 13 Nov 2009 at 12:58 pm   Ben C Rugrat

    …if they realised that a respectable, tax-paying, white middle-class parent cheating their child into a good school takes a place away from a different respectable, tax-paying, white middle-class parent.

    They do realise and don’t give a shit. The only solidarity you’ll find on HYS is a commonality of selfishness. Which is how they can argue for law-breaking school cheats (my kids…blah..), and against benefit cheats (my taxes…blah..) almost at the same time.

  19. on 13 Nov 2009 at 1:16 pm   Rod Wrongnob

    Instead of this PGCE nonsense, insist on at least A levels and or a degree in the field the teachers choose to teach.

    Kevin, Ascot

    Shhh, nobody tell him what the “PG” stands for.

  20. on 13 Nov 2009 at 1:28 pm   That Bloke in the corner

    To slighty move off topic, HYS has entered the NULiarbore immugrashun debate,

    Added: Friday, 13 November, 2009, 12:12 GMT 12:12 UK

    It depends, as long as you only allow educated immigrants and immigrants from other developed countries immigration itself shouldn’t be a problem.

    Of course it’s different when you start letting in uneducated (often tribalistic) economic refugees, as there are potentially billions of them.

    Jan B

    Pure HYS gold, the whole debate is a ‘festering dunney’ of the usual twats and views, but I love Jan B’s concession that immugrumts should be educated. Would these educated immugurnts bring their children with them, and if so, will they join in with the middle classes in cheating their way into the best schools (obviously using the fact that they are immugrunts to jump the queue over hard working white indigenus tax payers?)

  21. on 13 Nov 2009 at 2:02 pm   Struwwelman

    I love how the HYSayers bitch about the evil that is human rights until they realise it affects them, and they demand the right to better education than brown people and the poor.

  22. on 13 Nov 2009 at 2:02 pm   Ronnie Biggs

    I cheated the system to get the best for my kids.

    And what did I get? Banged up, that’s what. Call that British Fair Play?

  23. on 13 Nov 2009 at 2:08 pm   Tony Bliar

    Stupid question! I couldnt care less but im sick of the bloody liberal lefty whingers who are lining their pockets. Come on elect Boris Johnson as prime minister. What next? Encourage single-parenting? Oops. They do it already.

  24. on 13 Nov 2009 at 2:19 pm   The Dirty Digger

    Well, what about me? I bent monopoly rules in at least three different countries to install my son as the head of a major broadcasting corporation and flogged my nationality to the Septics to save tax. What do I get? Untold wealth and power, that’s what.

  25. on 13 Nov 2009 at 3:26 pm   Kelvin

    Stupid question! I couldnt care less but im sick of the bloody liberal lefty whingers who are lining their pockets. Come on elect Boris Johnson as prime minister. What next? Encourage single-parenting? Oops. They do it already.

    Oh boy, posting twat-o-tron output on the very site it came from! That’s the height of original wit, and no mistake!

  26. on 13 Nov 2009 at 3:58 pm   -273

    Don’t you understand? My children are far more important than yours!

  27. on 13 Nov 2009 at 3:58 pm   Mischling

    Look at Finland and copy.

    [HeureuxExpat], Brussels, Belgium

    Copying is cheating.

    Nevertheless, I would have proposed Sweden as he/she is more cleverer and can do joined up handwriting.

  28. on 13 Nov 2009 at 4:14 pm   graduatecalling

    “change my identity, move house, die my hair and even have plastic surgery if the future of my child were at stake. There should not ‘bad’ schools in modern day Britain. Look at Finland and copy. ”

    [HeureuxExpat], Brussels, Belgium

    So, he wants to get his kids into a spy school?

    Why can’t these ‘Mwaaaaaaa!Mychild’sentireexistancewillbedestroyediftheygotoStabbyMCBulletComprehensiveandCommunitySchool’ just admit that, actually, what they are scared of is their bundle of joy sharing food with a child who doesn’t regularly buy organic sandwiches?

  29. on 13 Nov 2009 at 4:18 pm   graduatecalling

    Instead of this PGCE nonsense, insist on at least A levels and or a degree in the field the teachers choose to teach.

    Kevin, Ascot

    This type of comment is what the term ‘Epic Fail’ was created for.

  30. on 13 Nov 2009 at 5:21 pm   Alex

    It is my duty as a parent to want the best for my child. I’d scheme and lie and make false declarations, change my identity, move house, die my hair and even have plastic surgery if the future of my child were at stake. There should not ‘bad’ schools in modern day Britain. Look at Finland and copy.

    [HeureuxExpat], Brussels, Belgium

    What are the odds ‘change my identity’, ‘die my hair’ and ‘have plastic surgery’ refer to getting himself made black so the government will take him seriously?

  31. on 13 Nov 2009 at 5:28 pm   Cab Grunter

    I fucking hate them fucking thieves and all that fucking thieving -except when I’m the one doing it and then it’s a defiant stand against the forces of government, tv and public health.

    Kick the spongin imgrunts out – thems stealing my tax munny

  32. on 13 Nov 2009 at 5:34 pm   Cab Grunter

    Hang on, is one of these muppets having a whinge about the communist BBC telly tax by posting on the BBC website for the BBC-using web community? There must be some sort of irony buried in that somewhere.

    …British Broadcasting Commies with their fancy interweb site…

  33. on 13 Nov 2009 at 5:41 pm   therika

    They do realise and don’t give a shit. The only solidarity you’ll find on HYS is a commonality of selfishness.

    You’re right, of course. I was a fool to expect honour among theives. Or reasonable behaviour among stinking skunks’ spunkshafts.

  34. on 13 Nov 2009 at 5:43 pm   therika

    I was also a fool to think I’d spell thieves correctly on the first attempt. If only my parents had loved me enough to bend the rules and get me into a proper school.

  35. on 13 Nov 2009 at 7:49 pm   YeGods

    Let me get this right – people cheat to get their kids into a better school because of “illegal wars” !!

    Christ, that’s what I call a rough school !

  36. on 13 Nov 2009 at 8:17 pm   Len McManotony

    Bring back gulags! That’s what I say. No trials. Nothing.

  37. on 13 Nov 2009 at 9:35 pm   Hilary Usfun

    Agree, completely, but am also LOVING Credulous nicompoops as a category.

  38. on 13 Nov 2009 at 11:26 pm   Jesus Chris

    Rod Wrongnob

    Instead of this PGCE nonsense, insist on at least A levels and or a degree in the field the teachers choose to teach.

    Kevin, Ascot

    Shhh, nobody tell him what the “PG” stands for.

    I did lol. Hard. I also told the missus and got her to read it, but she didn’t get it because she didn’t know what PGCE stands for.

    Do you think Kevin’s confusing PGCE with GCSE?

  39. on 14 Nov 2009 at 12:10 am   The Victorious Punge

    I’ve got loads and loads of wrongs here. Thousands of them. My pathetic, hopeless existence is a veritable smorgasbord of wrongs. I’d show you pictures, but you’d vomit, and possibly choke, and I wouldn’t want to be held legally responsible for your death.

    I apologise for mimicking the sort of scumbagcockwankshitarsedfuckstain that willingly uses the term “veritable smorgasbord”. I mimicked that for some sort of ironic reason, but because I’ve been down the pub, I can’t remember what it is.

    Where can I swap them for a right? Is there an outlet somewhere? Bluewater, or the Trafford Centre? I’d love a right. I’ve seen pictures of rights in Country Living. And Amateur Libertarian Monthly. Guns. Yes, guns. Bang.

    Mummy, don’t make me go back with the naughty boys at the bad schools who don’t do up their ties properly.

  40. on 14 Nov 2009 at 1:27 am   Joystons Choice

    Instead of this PGCE nonsense, insist on at least A levels and or a degree in the field the teachers choose to teach.

    Kevin, Ascot

    This type of comment is what the term ‘Epic Fail’ was created for.

    Are you sure? I thought it was what the term ‘massive twat’ was created for but I may be wrong.

  41. on 14 Nov 2009 at 4:34 am   Sir Alf Ramsey's Porn Dungeon

    To cheer myself up* after reading some of the bile spouted by these toxic tapir’s typhoid tainted taints I like to imagine that the whole thing is a construct being operated by Chris Morris and Bob Mortimer. Re-reading the guff by Richard Matthews, Arkansas USA (previous post) I got a distinct whiff of Graham Lister.

    *ok, masturbate

  42. on 14 Nov 2009 at 1:07 pm   millie

    What are the odds ‘change my identity’, ‘die my hair’ and ‘have plastic surgery’ refer to getting himself made black so the government will take him seriously?

    Or perhaps getting himself made a woman so he can let some big muscleman fuck him senseless and he won’t have to feel guilty afterwards.

  43. on 15 Nov 2009 at 12:28 am   Pirate Pete

    clutches pearls at the thought of what Millie is describing in the previous post and says “ooh!” in the style of Suits You Sir!

  44. on 15 Nov 2009 at 7:08 am   Every time you blah a message, a photographer shows Obama bowing to a foreign head of state

    I haven’t seen he whose names shouldn’t be mentioned on here recently. Has he got a girlfriend – or is there an election coming up? Does anyone miss the twat?

  45. on 15 Nov 2009 at 9:49 am   Jesus Chris

    Glasgow NE by-election was last week, although 100% Deposit Loss didn’t run.

    There’s every chance he was going to be beaten by at least Smeato and that blind cunt from Big Brother, so I don’t think even Neil was prepared to risk another £500 on a shot with odds that big, and he probably bought £500 lottery tickets instead…

    …because even though that blind cunt from Big Brother was annoying even by BB standards, I’d rather spend an eternity with him roasting chestnuts on the open fires of hell than 10 seconds in the company of Neil Fucking Craig.

  46. on 15 Nov 2009 at 11:26 am   millie

    Talking of guilt-free sex, here‘s a little something to really warm the cockles…

  47. on 15 Nov 2009 at 11:41 am   Kelvin

    I haven’t seen he whose names shouldn’t be mentioned on here recently. Has he got a girlfriend – or is there an election coming up? Does anyone miss the twat?

    I imagine he’s so busy engaging in furious political debate with the thousands of intelligent, not conspiracy theorist people who read his blog that he doesn’t have any time left to come over here and be entertainingly mental for us. Maybe we’ll build a new version of the twat-o-tron with a simplified lexicon: objects are Labour, the BBC and climate change, subjects are nazi, nazi, nazi. Rinse and repeat.

  48. on 15 Nov 2009 at 12:13 pm   random punter

    Anybody seen the “Eat your Pets” blog from the BBC’s ethical man?
    http://tinyurl.com/ydne6or

    At 09:29am on 15 Nov 2009, SD23 wrote:

    I’m absolutely incandescent with disbelief.

    Apart from “Carbon Footprints” being the biggest fundamental rip off since “The OZONE” (and where did that go, huh?)…, you actually get PAID to write this nonsense?

    In ten years time, no one will remember all the carbon nonsense, pretty much like we’ve all forgotten about every other global threat we ever INVENTED.

    The earth itself throw up billions of tons of EVERYTHING into its own atmosphere, constantly, via volcanos and every other type of eruption or emission the earth might have.

    What NO government will tell you is that we CANNOT change that fact. Our puny efforts make no difference whatsoever – they are just a money-making scheme dreamt up to generate more penalisation and tax.

    Government income. That’s all this rubbish is about.

    Now, reduce the carbon footprint of a cat you say?

    Really.

    SD23′s shrewd assessment that the climate discussion is a revenue-stream generating exercise by the guvmint (never heard that one before) is spoilt for me by his capitalisation of the word OZONE, which has resulted in me now being compelled to listen to the Numa Numa song (the Overhead Champion Remix, no less) on the headphones.

    SD23 is a gnarled gnat’s knob, and I hope he gets eaten by his pet. Whatever it is.

  49. on 15 Nov 2009 at 1:10 pm   Gobbler

    Woof

  50. on 15 Nov 2009 at 1:23 pm   random punter

    Gobbler

    Woof

    You’re welcome.

  51. on 15 Nov 2009 at 2:28 pm   Jesus Chris

    the biggest fundamental rip off since “The OZONE” (and where did that go, huh?)…

    As far as we know down here in New Zealand, it dissolved off somewhere, and that’s why for 9 months of the year going out without sunscreen on is very very stupid.

    A bit like SD23. The massive mamba’s minge.

  52. on 15 Nov 2009 at 7:25 pm   tw@basket.com

    The average child develops the concept of object permanence before they are one year old. SD23 seems not to have managed this even now. He thinks that once something ceases to be on the News that it no longer exists. This must make the world a strange and confusing place for him. He must wonder what is the strange country called Bangladesh that is periodically created by being hit by a flood only to be quietly disassembled a week or so later when other countries replace it in the news until next time? In fact, he probably has to watch the rolling News 24 hours a day just to keep the World existing in his head. If he switches off then everything outside of his street ceases to exist and he is trapped inside his house. Maybe this has already happened and he posts drivel on the internet in a desperate cry for help. He still has his wallet though and it seems that money is the last thing that will exist in his amazing and contracting universe.

  53. on 16 Nov 2009 at 12:20 am   funny peculiar

    @ tw@basket.com

    a fantastic ceremonial disemboweling of stupidity. Mwah.

  54. on 16 Nov 2009 at 12:43 am   Sideways

    This guy is the Worst Person Ever, please can he have a ritual disembowelling too? For the sake of my sanity, I need to see him viciously mocked… http://www.guardian.co.uk/users/prommgw

  55. on 16 Nov 2009 at 1:38 am   Jesus Chris

    Oh wow. Check out this article. I haven’t a retarded misogynist on this scale since… well, since ever. Really, go and check it out. He’s so determined to hate women that after not being listened to or responded to, he actually comes back and posts again and again and again…

    It’s like Evil Benny Hill:

    prommgw

    I liked that story of this blonde broad who , at 500K a year, “endured” all that mysogynist “hardship” in the city. When she was finally downsized as well, blondie starts to sue and suddenly her “feminist side takes over, hahaha.

    this is what feminism is about all the time innit? Cashing in where it is easy.

    I’d like to see a no-PC-nonsense analysis of all these “rapes” been reported.
    If female “mindset” were taken into account I’d say 90% is overreaction/vengeance/plotting/calculation , and blackmail.

    Also -I am sure the fascisto “moderators” here will find it “over the top”, I think women should pay for their mishaps on fornication themselves?
    I am all for showing a bit of solidarity where it is needed, but the “free” NHS is in effect a wealth transfert from men to women. Married men probably do not mind as they see some of their taxes recupped, but this is not the case for all.
    All these abortions are not for teenage kids: They are the nannystate populists cunningly used smokescreen. Men in lower salary scales pay for women abortions , women who have 2nd and 3rd cottages in the languedoc (AND the chardonnay AND french lovers that go with it)
    I am all for paying my part for someone else’s birth. But most of the “free” NHS birth costs is from above chardonnay sows , who at age 40+ suddenly want a kid because it seems a nice toy to impress the girlfriends with at Pilates’. All these fertility trials, and contraptions to facilitate in fact expired carcasses to “give” birth. All at expense of working men.

    HEre is some news for the Graun:
    The nannystate is over: Go ask the chinese some money for it. Over here, the purse is closed, thanks.

    “Broad”, “rapes” (with quotes, because rape is like feeding a woman chocolate cake), “mindset” (with quotes again, because women don’t have the first part)…

    …sounds like someone’s annoyed with women and the NHS. I think it’s the fact that the first won’t touch him and the second has told him that they won’t pay for his penis enlargement operation.

    But wait! He’s also annoyed with:

    prommgw

    We know men live 5y shorter than women.

    So the TASK of the “free” NHS is to FIX this.
    And for WOMEN to PAY for that.

    Anything else is gender discrimination, and as long as this is not taken SERIOUSLY, I just, you know, -enjoy- all these pseudo rapes and its reporting. But I am not gonna pay for it.

    also, would be quite astonished to factually see a broad do soemthing what’s worht the money she is paid for.
    Do not take me wrong: I have seen women perform. But ALL of them I witnessed as such were helped in some way or another compared to men who are not to do that “performance”. Indeed, there Are women in no nonsense exact jobs as well. But at closer scrutiny you’d see they manage to do these jobs with supports and tricks which men simply cannot resort to.

    Cannot wait to have the ummah take over the whole scene actually.Men and women do not fit to work together it is as simple as that. You can drag in the whole of Oxbridge and beyond, humanists sociologists with fancy tales as much as you want: They do not belong together at work. What the fuck do I care about the islamo fascists in the end? There is deep truths about what they are selling and perceive the world. Islamisation is women and gays their fight. We men we will not even let a beer stand for it: Look at Teheran. the middle class drinks alcohol there as much as they want. As long as it is home.

    …biology, God, Islam, even though they hate women too… and I love that segue into Islam there. Straight from the NHS is killing men to not being able to drink in Iran. Unless you’re of the right class.

    Wow. What a manifestly confused waste of DNA. Thank you, Sideways. I have this gentleman bookmarked for my own amusement. Do you think he’s on HYS?

  56. on 16 Nov 2009 at 1:52 am   Jesus Chris

    While I’m here…

    Should Gordon Brown apologise for Britain sending kids to the colonies?

    No, fuck off. Especially if it costs money:

    More claptrap non-sense. Brown can apologise all he wants but he is not apologising for me. Where does this culture of national guilt come from, lets talk about the positive things we have done and not keep apologising for matters that happened before most of us were born. No doubt one of the factors underlying this is compensation & once again the British taxpayer will be asked to stump up the cash for something that has very little to do with them.

    Ian Baildon, Bradford, United Kingdom

    Or, well, maybe we should. But only if we get it out of the way now, and also the Germans apologise for Hitler!

    Where do all these apologies stop?
    Do we apologise for bombing Dresden?
    Do we ask Germany for an apology for Hitler?
    Maybe just one blanket apology for anyone who feels agrieved for any action in the past and then we move on as the past is past.

    Andrew Lye, Johnston, Pembrokeshire, United Kingdom

    I hope no one tells Andrew Lye that Germany already apologised. I’d hate to ruin the version of history he’s got in his head. After all, David Irving is fucking hilarious and I’d hate to miss out on the next installment of that.

    (For me, it’s the way David Irving looks a bit like Josef Fritzl.)

  57. on 16 Nov 2009 at 2:34 am   antipodean

    prommgw is obviously a woman – his writing is so appalling that it is in need of a man to help in some way.

  58. on 16 Nov 2009 at 3:40 am   i'm pro-podean, myself

    Instead of this PGCE nonsense, insist on at least A levels and or a degree in the field the teachers choose to teach.

    Kevin, Ascot
    Shhh, nobody tell him what the “PG” stands for.

    Actually, I’m with Kevin on this one. I was taught GCSE science by a man whose degree was in PE. Apparently it was enough that he had a degree; it didn’t matter that he had no fucking clue about physics. He was shit.

  59. on 16 Nov 2009 at 4:57 am   ThreeOliveMartini

    Oh dear lord. I was tempted to call Poe when prommgw mentioned islamo-fascists, but sadly I think he’s for real.

    There’s a scary coherence to his arguments that smacks of the way genuine crazies reinterpret evidence to fit their opinions.

    PS I am a woman, but I have a male supervisor who helps me use a computer.

  60. on 16 Nov 2009 at 11:54 am   millie

    @JC

    For me, it’s the way David Irving looks a bit like Josef Fritzl.

    There’s also something of the cuddly Bobsie Maxwell about him methinks.

  61. on 16 Nov 2009 at 1:08 pm   7rew

    Actually, I’m with Kevin on this one. I was taught GCSE science by a man whose degree was in PE. Apparently it was enough that he had a degree; it didn’t matter that he had no fucking clue about physics. He was shit.

    I’m also with you. My high school life was blighted by ex-PE teachers. Approximately half the staff had degrees in PE and taught whatever they had fluked A-levels in.

    The geography department boasted a total of two D’s and a C at A-level as their geography qualifications. In depth knowledgeable teaching of geography it wasn’t!

    Ban PE teachers is my view, or at least make them get some level of qualification that is higher than the level at which they teach.

  62. on 16 Nov 2009 at 1:09 pm   7rew

    ending blockquotes fail. damnit.

  63. on 16 Nov 2009 at 1:36 pm   Pirate Pete

    Oh yes, PE teachers – clearly the pondscum of the teaching profession. And thanks Millie for the delightful Mills & Boon cover – it’s made my day :)

    By the way, did I see Gobbler earlier in this thread? I think he/she/it might be an impersonator – perhaps a corgi disguised with a comedy german shepherd mask and tail?. If it was the real Gobbler I’m sure I would have sensed Hitler’s Penis hovering in the background…

  64. on 16 Nov 2009 at 2:04 pm   not quite a corgi

    perhaps a corgi disguised with a comedy german shepherd mask and tail?

    Woof woof grrr woof!*

    *are you psychic?

  65. on 16 Nov 2009 at 2:20 pm   gazza

    Seems prommgw’s twatbasketry was too much for the graun. When I clicked on the link to his profile they’ve deleted all comments.

  66. on 16 Nov 2009 at 2:40 pm   Jesus Chris

    millie

    There’s also something of the cuddly Bobsie Maxwell about him methinks.

    That’s just a photoshop waiting to happen…

  67. on 16 Nov 2009 at 2:53 pm   Schroduck

    Do not take me wrong: I have seen women perform. But ALL of them I witnessed as such were helped in some way or another compared to men who are not to do that “performance”.

    In other words: prommgw only watches straight porn.

  68. on 16 Nov 2009 at 3:32 pm   Hyssy Fit

    Seems prommgw’s twatbasketry was too much for the graun. When I clicked on the link to his profile they’ve deleted all comments.

    Unfortunately, he keeps coming back.

    As I wrote, before your Pyongyang “moderators” shrieked into action: Fire a few gay cunts in the BBC: They are over represented there.
    To the detriment of BNP sympthisants who cannot get a job there allthough they have to pay the TVL tax as well I’d thought.

    Obama, your great messiah, is a turd that came floating up in the giant toilet called “Poltical Correctness”.

    A lying turd.

    Now watch. Have read much worse on Bush and Murdoch in these pseudo intellectual postings of our repainted lefties, btw.

    This pearl of wisdom was from prommgw4.

  69. on 16 Nov 2009 at 6:44 pm   Sideways

    Unfortunately, he keeps coming back.

    Oh dear, I thought this might be the case. I remember seeing similar tirades on Cif a good while ago, but his current profile seemed quite new. So clearly he spends his whole pathetic little life setting up CiF accounts, spewing vast quantities of rabid crazy bile, getting deleted by the mods within a day or two and then repeating the whole process. Presumably all whilst wanking furiously as he imagines himself punishing all those filthy, filthy wimmin.