Permanently Bewildered and Racists18 Nov 2009 11:56 am

Same Middle Name

By Alex

I really don’t understand this next post. Alright so the classic moves are all here: one opinion artlessly crowbarred in whatever the debate, a cack-handed role-reversal shot through with enraged white self-pity, a stubbornly aggressive failure to grasp anything about the world in the slightest, and a final lightbulb-over-the-head moment, if Thomas Edison hadn’t bothered with all that glass and filament bollocks and just thumbed a bunch of glow-worms into a fox turd. It’s all there, it’s just, I dunno, this may sound weird, but I think this comment was written by a search-engine.

Funny how it is ‘correct’ to applaud the leader of ‘The African National Congress’ yet if you show any respect for the ‘British National Party’ you risk your reputation, career and social life- everything really.

Does this mean there will be Nick Griffin day in 50 years time?

[DavidCOMMIEron], Chelmsford, United Kingdom

You know what’s even barmier? Become a national treasure, and everyone loves you. Win the Grand National, and suddenly you’re some kind of horse.

52 Responses to “Same Middle Name”

  1. on 18 Nov 2009 at 11:58 am   Sideways

    Yay! First!

  2. on 18 Nov 2009 at 11:59 am   Sideways

    Also, what a crusty crocodile’s crevasse.

  3. on 18 Nov 2009 at 12:41 pm   Jesus Chris

    I was on the verge of calling Poe on this one, but then I went to his profile and this slapped me right in the mind-balls:

    What would be your dream duet?

    I’m like toi hear Harriet Harman and Jacqui Smith haven’t covering ‘It’s Raining Men.’

    Doubt it would happen though.

    More likely they would cover ‘Sisters Are Doing It For Themselves’ or something like it.

    What a Kiwi’s cunt.

  4. on 18 Nov 2009 at 12:43 pm   Jesus Chris

    With a small k. Duh.

  5. on 18 Nov 2009 at 12:52 pm   therika

    It’s the username that gets me. Normally I wonder “If the BBC/New Labour/EU/other hate object is communist, what does that make the USSR?”

    But if David Cameron is communist… I have no idea how this insane iguana’s implement calibrates his political scale (Starting with “BNP = moderate centre-left”, perhaps), but it must be a quite frightening experience, beliving that the overwhelming majority of the world’s politicians/countries/people are communist.

  6. on 18 Nov 2009 at 1:00 pm   Theodore

    I just browsed through all his HYS comments and it appears he is an ex-police officer, there were 3 pro-BNP comments and smatterings of racism here and there.

    Typical HYS fayre.

    Of course the man is a lascivious llamas labia but nothing out of the ordinary.

  7. on 18 Nov 2009 at 1:14 pm   JonnyForeigner

    An ex-policeman? Surely not! We have the bestest policemen in the World.

  8. on 18 Nov 2009 at 1:23 pm   FFS

    Yeah, but our ex-policemen are all slap-happy, rough justice loving violent thugs. Or is that the kids? Or the anti-paedo lobby?

    Damn, so confusing.

  9. on 18 Nov 2009 at 1:23 pm   Stuart F

    Go to the National Theatre and everyone think you’re sophisticated and liberal, watch National Velvet and everyone thinks you’re a paedo.

  10. on 18 Nov 2009 at 1:41 pm   millie

    Methinks Commie Dave’s secretly turned on by the idea of Harriet & Jacqui doing it for themselves. Together.

  11. on 18 Nov 2009 at 1:43 pm   Paranoid Mandroid

    Hmm, I think David might have a point actually. Perhaps we should lock up Griffin in an island prison for 27 years and see if his theory is correct.

    Also, I’m loving the Maggie Thatcher wankathon on HYS at the moment.

  12. on 18 Nov 2009 at 1:44 pm   Paranoid Mandroid

    Hey Millie, he’s not the only one! Grrrr!

  13. on 18 Nov 2009 at 1:53 pm   Len McManotony

    National Velvet, wasn’t that a snuff movie?

  14. on 18 Nov 2009 at 2:04 pm   Sam

    Weird, make a political career out of anti racist activism and ‘all of a sudden’ you’re not considered to be a racist.

    How racist is that?

  15. on 18 Nov 2009 at 2:06 pm   smyphilis

    i don’t want to tread on commie dave’s steel-capped toes here, but i think a nick griffin day would be a great idea. why wait 50 years? what a shame that so many public figures are never around to see the manifestation of public adoration. think of all the mildly amusing activities you could make immeasurably more entertaining whilst wearing a nick griffin mask! the noble british tradition of morris dancing springs to mind, but feel free to come up with your own! perhaps we could end the day by burning an effigy on a bonfire and setting off celebratory fireworks?

  16. on 18 Nov 2009 at 2:15 pm   Kelvin

    I watched National Lampoon’s European Vacation the other night. Which means I now know more about modern Europe than the HYS gestalt does.

  17. on 18 Nov 2009 at 2:31 pm   pigfrottage

    http://newsforums.bbc.co.uk/nol/thread.jspa?forumID=7248&edition=1&ttl=20091118132809

    The “What did you think of the Queen’s speech?” thread is a mine of class acts.

    This is just peachy:

    Doesn’t really matter what any of us lesser mortals think. Every year, the Queen delivers a speech that she didn’t write herself. All politicians will promote themselves and promise the earth. The Queen has been delivering such speeches for over 50 years.
    The pomp and ceremony is wonderful and you couldn’t make it up. That’s the best part of it. Hundreds of years packed into a short time.

    [smilingparrotfan], london, United Kingdom

  18. on 18 Nov 2009 at 4:14 pm   Jon the Bap

    “The pomp and ceremony is wonderful and you couldn’t make it up”

    Make what up? The state opening? *shakes shead in confusion* Why would you want to make up the state opening of parliament?? What on earth are you babbling on about?

    smilingparrotfan? I think not. gapingparrotanus is more likely.

  19. on 18 Nov 2009 at 4:39 pm   llamafarmer

    I didn’t know a great deal about Mandela. So I visited wikipedia….

    [DavidCOMMIEron], Chelmsford, United Kingdom

    Quite

  20. on 18 Nov 2009 at 4:41 pm   Fap fap

    Pressie for Commie Dave & Paranoid Mandroid: http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_BM973IdnygQ/SwQTfEp2wNI/AAAAAAAAADg/1oHIq8tJpRA/s1600/hari%26jac.jpg

  21. on 18 Nov 2009 at 6:43 pm   Yossarian

    Whoa!!1!

    NSFW warning required on that link!! Boss just got an eye full of Hariett and Jackie.

    I got away with it by saying it was my mum’s Facebook page but still….

  22. on 18 Nov 2009 at 8:54 pm   Cab Grunter

    I went to see The Great British Menu by National Express to have a big party at the final. And all I got was this lousy fascist MEP. Ooh, and a hat.

  23. on 19 Nov 2009 at 12:28 am   Craghopper

    How about a bit more effort applied to enforcing the laws we already have, burgulary, drunken thuggery, assault and car theft, and a bit less creating new laws to penalise the hard working taxpayers, such as 32 MPH in a 30MPH at 5AM on way to work, overfilled bins due to fortnightly collections, being arrested for striking for a wage rise etc.

    john Adair, rejected again from the highest recs page despite not breaking house rules

    Recommended by 211 people

    Does John Adair really have 211 usernames or are some people recommending this?

  24. on 19 Nov 2009 at 1:07 am   Baz

    and a bit less creating new laws to penalise the hard working taxpayers, such as 32 MPH in a 30MPH at 5AM on way to work

    They had to create a new law especially for that?

  25. on 19 Nov 2009 at 1:17 am   Phillip

    32mph ? No one is that desperate to get to work at 5am you loser. Are you that stupid in the real world or do you save it all for the internet

  26. on 19 Nov 2009 at 1:39 am   JBD

    Well I visited wikipedia and that Nelson Mandela sounds like a top bloke, what with all that racial segregation and oppression going on at the time. He would get my vote. Which he couldn’t actually use at the time of his imprisonment but he would get it never the less.

  27. on 19 Nov 2009 at 1:57 am   skink

    funny how it is correct to applaud the leader of the “African National Congress’

    but applaud the leader of ‘National Socialism’ and everyone thinks you’re a Nazi

  28. on 19 Nov 2009 at 2:14 am   Alex

    such as 32 MPH in a 30MPH at 5AM on way to work

    I like this. Breaking the law is actually less illegal if you HAVE A JOB AND ARE A PRODUCTIVE MEMBER OF SOCIETY. 32mph in a 30mph zone on the way to pick up your giro is unacceptable.

    Smug cunt.

  29. on 19 Nov 2009 at 2:50 am   Jesus Chris

    and a bit less creating new laws to penalise the hard working taxpayers, such as 32 MPH in a 30MPH at 5AM on way to work

    By john’s logic, I can cut one of his balls off because I plan to sell it as art.

    It’s productive, so a breach of the law at a time no-one’s around in a place no-one cares about is okay, right?

  30. on 19 Nov 2009 at 8:53 am   millie

    I can cut one of his balls off because I plan to sell it as art.

    Might help slow him down a bit too.

  31. on 19 Nov 2009 at 9:07 am   Cab Grunter

    John seems to think that 30mph is a new law. Damn that Gordon Brown and his meddling!

  32. on 19 Nov 2009 at 9:12 am   That Bloke in the Corner

    and a bit less creating new laws to penalise the hard working taxpayers, such as 32 MPH in a 30MPH at 5AM on way to work

    I note that John doesn’t actually put himself in the first person here, so by ‘Johnny logic’,John is alluding to a story a bloke told him down the pub.Can you honestly say that dear John actually has gainful employment-who would employ such an inept keyboard ranter? Nope sorry, cannot believe John’s statement there, he does not go to work at 5am, at 5am he is spewing his view of the world on to HYS. He is a heffer’s fly coated vagina -and anyway, work? Hull? naaaaahhhhhhhhh.

  33. on 19 Nov 2009 at 9:24 am   Mr Poo

    burgulary, drunken thuggery

    Please tell me I’m not the only one to have conflated this into “drunken buggery” whilst skimming through?

    Please?

    Oh.

  34. on 19 Nov 2009 at 9:44 am   That Bloke in the Corner

    You are not alone Mr Poo

  35. on 19 Nov 2009 at 9:57 am   Nick Jizzin'

    on 19 Nov 2009 at 9:44 am

    How come we’re all typing this in the future? (actual time = 8:55am.)

  36. on 19 Nov 2009 at 10:23 am   Theodore

    How come we’re all typing this in the future? (actual time = 8:55am.)

    It’s the Hadron Collider. The rogue Higgs boson is causing havoc with time and space. Only last week I had an enormously painful crap BEFORE I went out for a curry.

  37. on 19 Nov 2009 at 10:29 am   Admiral Grovworth, III

    PUT A SOTP TO THE EUROLARGE HARDRAN COLEUROLIDER – ENGLISH TIME TOR ENGLAND NOW!!!

  38. on 19 Nov 2009 at 11:01 am   millie

    Please tell me I’m not the only one to have conflated this into “drunken buggery”

    Is that how you got your nickname then?

  39. on 19 Nov 2009 at 11:01 am   Mr Cat

    Did anyone notice the little hint of communism sneaking into JA’s meandering?

    being arrested for striking for a wage rise etc.

    Maybe he moonlights between the BNP and the SWP…

  40. on 19 Nov 2009 at 11:04 am   Jesus Chris

    Nah, the BNP are all about the workers.

    They’re effectively nationalist, but they’re also quite a lot socialist.

  41. on 19 Nov 2009 at 11:28 am   Lord Molecock

    Risking his social life? No more yummy canapes with his Hampstead socialist friends if he lets slip that he’s a grey-lipped rhinoceros pudendum and basically doesn’t like the brown person yammering on about Warhol two seats down the table?

  42. on 19 Nov 2009 at 1:38 pm   alt-f4

    John is alluding to a story a bloke told him down the pub

    Or just making it up. ACPO recommendations are to enforce limits at “10% + 2mph” over, or 35mph in a 30mph zone. Local police forces may still use their discretion but would be unlikely to use it in cases of less than 10% over.

  43. on 19 Nov 2009 at 2:28 pm   andy

    They’re effectively nationalist, but they’re also quite a lot socialist.

    This is quite a lot wrong (if you’re being serious).

    Pretty much every single far right party uses populist rhetoric and pretends to care about workers in order to attract support, this doesn’t make them “socialist” in any way. And the BNP [i]are[/i] nationalist, not just “effectively” nationalist (if they’re not nationalist, who is?).

    Also, supporting the right of workers to organise and take industrial action doesn’t make you a socialist or a communist; capitalist liberalism also supports these right, to some extent.

  44. on 19 Nov 2009 at 2:29 pm   Hannibal Lector

    ACPO recommendations are to enforce limits at “10% + 2mph” over, or 35mph in a 30mph zone. Local police forces may still use their discretion but would be unlikely to use it in cases of less than 10% over.

    Or they just didn’t like the look of his smug chumpy grin…

  45. on 19 Nov 2009 at 3:03 pm   Rotwatcher

    ACPO recommendations are to enforce limits at “10% + 2mph” over, or 35mph in a 30mph zone. Local police forces may still use their discretion but would be unlikely to use it in cases of less than 10% over.

    I expect they used their discretion and arrested the crapulous peckerhead – that’s what I would have done. Surely this is exactly the kind of forceful, pro-active policing we want for the 21st century, with resources precision-targetted on HYS miscreants and Daily Mail-reading proto-humans.

  46. on 19 Nov 2009 at 3:07 pm   Deacon Lowdown

    If there is a Nick Griffin Day in 50 years time, it will be in the same sense as Guy Fawkes Day.

  47. on 19 Nov 2009 at 3:16 pm   Mr Poo

    @rotwatcher – no, the kind of forceful, pro-active policing we want would have involved an armed response unit who’d been told Adair had “wires hanging from his jacket”.

    Frankly, that’s the kind of FPP I personally would want in any case involving HYSers.

  48. on 19 Nov 2009 at 3:51 pm   That Bloke in the Corner

    involved an armed response unit who’d been told Adair had “wires hanging from his jacket”.

    Frankly, that’s the kind of FPP I personally would want in any case involving HYSers.

    Or at the very least a good old fashioned drubbing and a truncheon rammed up the Gary Glitter, I pray for justice in this country, I really do.

  49. on 19 Nov 2009 at 7:57 pm   Jesus Chris

    andy

    This is quite a lot wrong (if you’re being serious).

    Pretty much every single far right party uses populist rhetoric and pretends to care about workers in order to attract support, this doesn’t make them “socialist” in any way. And the BNP [i]are[/i] nationalist, not just “effectively” nationalist (if they’re not nationalist, who is?).

    Also, supporting the right of workers to organise and take industrial action doesn’t make you a socialist or a communist; capitalist liberalism also supports these right, to some extent.

    Uh-huh. Uh-huh.

    Do go on.

  50. on 21 Nov 2009 at 6:04 pm   Jason

    I’m going a long way from the point, but Mr Edison didnt bother with all that glass and filament bollocks.

  51. on 21 Nov 2009 at 7:43 pm   Carl Morcambe

    Edison did NOT invent the light-bulb! He copied the British-patented design of (Sir Joseph Wilson) Swan, from Bishopwearmouth, Sunderland. Later, he liked the design so much, he bought the commpany, eventually Ediswan

  52. on 23 Nov 2009 at 3:41 pm   Ben C Rugrat

    I’m like toi hear Harriet Harman and Jacqui Smith haven’t covering ‘It’s Raining Men.’

    Funny that he should recall that old gay disco footstomper..