Comments on: Heil Heine!

By: Jesus Christ

Jesus Christ — Wed, 25 Nov 2009 00:41:13 +0000

It’s not even mush. It’s a fucking insult to mush, which at least has some kind of form and some kind of function, even if said mush is post function. To call Gnat Curber’s work mush is nothing more than elevating it to a status well above and beyond anything it could possibly hope to be – it has neither post-functional mush’s post-functional status, or pre-functional mush’s pre-functional status.

It’s not even a steaming pile of turds, because that’s post- and pre-functional.

I think we need a new word to describe this literally functionless amorphic blob of Cuger’s. I think, yes, what Cuger produces should be called what it is: a steaming great pile of cuger.

By: Schroduck

Schroduck — Wed, 25 Nov 2009 00:29:39 +0000

I admit it... I spent a good few minutes double clicking on his site in the vain hope it might be one of those sites based on a Wiki, and Cuger had forgotten to turn off editing privileges. No luck. But hey, thank God I didn't, or I might have accidentally edited this EXCLUSIVE story:

Tears rolled down their cheeks as they watched him pass, this lonely wanderer of the north in a white coat, this lonely, magnificent creature, and he was lonely… He would always be lonely... He was the last one!

Seal Cub Soup for the Soul?

A story for you and if you think it is sentimental mush, you had better think again!

Hmm... Err... Hummm... No, I've thought again. Still sentimental mush.

By: Jesus Christ

Jesus Christ — Tue, 24 Nov 2009 23:06:43 +0000

Double-click to edit text, or drag to move.

Fucking. Genius. Cuger. Applause.

I mean, talk about economy of language and simplicity. Years, literally years at university, spent hunched over books like Simulations, Mythologies, Myth and Meaning, searching for answers to the problems of life in one single text or hurriedly scribbling down notes to be revised later on and amalgamated into my own… almanac of meaning…

…and Cuger comes along and wins without even trying. Double-click to edit text, or drag to move.

Double-click to edit text…

…or drag to move.

By: melanie philips wanks over pictures of dead muslims

melanie philips wanks over pictures of dead muslims — Tue, 24 Nov 2009 23:06:08 +0000

WTF?

By: Clovis Sangrail

Clovis Sangrail — Tue, 24 Nov 2009 22:37:35 +0000

I am so pissed drunk that Cuger is beginning to make a lot of sense. Thanks cheap two for one wine offer – I am now ‘slow and befuddled’. And still can’t do block quotes.

By: john Adair's Gerbil

john Adair's Gerbil — Tue, 24 Nov 2009 22:22:16 +0000

@Theodore – Thanks. Thanks a lot.

We’re gonna get killed by chessboards. With rice.

Could be cheeseboards. I like them.

If I’m sober.

By: Kelvin

Kelvin — Tue, 24 Nov 2009 22:01:37 +0000

This will be the consequence and result of the ‘gun firing’ after the stepping off the cliff where there is no going back.

Because at the end of the day it’s a game of two halves and whoever doesn’t score the most goals is sick as a parrot but that’s just how you play the game.

By: Hootie McBoob

Hootie McBoob — Tue, 24 Nov 2009 21:22:54 +0000

I have advised my kids schools to stock the full range of Cuger Brants books, I feel that the kids need to be made aware that Milton Keynes is real and not a made up land!

By: Danivon

Danivon — Tue, 24 Nov 2009 21:16:19 +0000

It will be what I term the ‘chessboard escalation effect’ an exponetial progession. In other words, you put one grain of rice on the first square, two on the second, four on the third and so on.

Here, Cuger, that’s such a good example of illustrating exponential. Have you thought of using it in one of your amazing novels, because it’s just the kind of original idea that sells loads of books?

By: Cab Grunter

Cab Grunter — Tue, 24 Nov 2009 20:02:34 +0000

Cugly also gets in a sly dig at “computer modelling” to cement his position as the leading international authority on climate change.