Comments on: Dread Pirate Knoberts

By: Uncle Tom

Uncle Tom — Thu, 03 Dec 2009 16:11:50 +0000

ermm?

By: Pirate Pete

Pirate Pete — Thu, 26 Nov 2009 14:22:01 +0000

And just to note for future reference, if you really want to get noticed by my crew, your best option is to stand on the foredeck, wearing buckled shoes and britches, shouting “Hello sailor” through a megaphone. The Cormorant’s Clunge will be alongside before you know it

By: Pirate Pete

Pirate Pete — Thu, 26 Nov 2009 14:02:18 +0000

Look at you lot with all this harshness about pirates… I’m deeply offended.

Some of my best friends are Somali buccaneers – Omar the Onanist comes aboard regularly.

Repeat after me “They’ll never take us alive! Arrrr! Shiver me timbers, cap’n!”

By: millie

millie — Thu, 26 Nov 2009 08:59:32 +0000

Let’s face it they wanted to be caught by pirates.

I’ll bet they dressed provocatively too.

By: That Bloke in the Corner

That Bloke in the Corner — Thu, 26 Nov 2009 08:45:22 +0000

@ Theodore, not wrong at all. If I was living in a country where all normal law had broken down, I think the life of a jolly jack tar on the high seas would appeal, especially if I could be a goulish skeleton that can walk under water,catch me now RN.

By: Theodore

Theodore — Thu, 26 Nov 2009 08:28:52 +0000

Sorry – that was my quasi-HYS comment attempt. Misinformed, stupid and 100% wrong.

By: Theodore

Theodore — Thu, 26 Nov 2009 08:27:35 +0000

This Somalian piracy problem only really took off after the release of the “Pirates of the Carribean” series of films.
You can’t blame the Somalian young men for being seduced into a life of piracy. Johnny Depp’s portrayal of Captain Jack Sparrow couldn’t be more attractive to a young African man.
Similarly, I don’t believe for one minute that the experienced captains of all these vessels that have been captured couldn’t have escaped the pirates. Let’s face it they wanted to be caught by pirates.

By: That Bloke in the Corner

That Bloke in the Corner — Thu, 26 Nov 2009 07:59:13 +0000

With all this talk of Pirates, where is Pirate Pete? Is the Cormorants Clunge,as we type, floating off the coast of Aden waiting to harass innocent yachting folk?

By: Horses Fuck Horses

Horses Fuck Horses — Thu, 26 Nov 2009 01:59:31 +0000

@Magician Assisted Suicide
I cant help imagining Dave Chorley typing that comment and at the same time having an asphyxiated wank while dressed as Black Rod.

By: funny peculiar

funny peculiar — Wed, 25 Nov 2009 21:36:57 +0000

The Queen’d level the Houses of Parliament to glass, problem solved.