I’d like to point out that the queen does have the power to dissolve Parliament.

And I’d like a horse and a Ferrari, but that wouldn’t stop the notion of one person dissolving parliament being the only way to “restore” democracy being both terribly ironic and a bit fucking thick.

(Fred Tiddlypop in ye township of Port St Wenn & Gaverne, in the County of Kernaw. Being of sound mind, and, yes, I have all me marbles Hehehe)

According to you.

At least ‘Der Neues Partie Der Arbeits’ New Labour), realised that it has been rumbled by the public. Pa Broone has realised at last that the ‘Bells of Dooms’ are tolling for him and his Pseudo-Marxist Pals.

(Yes, pseudo-marxists. Quite a few of Liarbor’s Ministers and Ex-Ministers toyed with communism in their student days. So, who know how many of them still carry a candle for Pa Stalin and the old Soviet Union. Methinks a few shed a few tears when the Berlin wall came down.

(Fred Tiddlypop in ye township of Port St Wenn & Gaverne, in the County of Kernaw. Being of sound mind, and, yes, I have all me marbles Hehehe)

There will never be an agreement on climate change, because it is an outrageous fiction created by Margaret Thatcher…

I wonder if it was this same Labour trait for ignoring professional and academic advice that got us into an illegal war for the first time in our history?

Ignoring academic advice… a dangerous idea.

Schroduck

Wait… Britain’s never had proportional representation. If that’s the only democratic system, surely it’s not a return of democracy, per se.

But it doesn’t matter. Indigenous Englishman’s idea of proportional representation is a bit different to yours and mine. He basically wants his proportion of the vote to be 100%.

Well, no. The dumb shit has cottoned on to the fact that PR is used in the EU elections, and that the BNP had a shot with PR, gaining two seats out of 78 in the entire country. I mean, I presume that’s why he uses “Indigenous Englishman” as his handle. Because he likes the BNP’s version of history.

He thinks that PR is the answer to the BNP foot-in-the-door they’ve seen in the European Elections, without quite going all the way to understanding that PR in the UK won’t be using the EU party list method because we have too many fucking MPs in the first place to have party lists.

I do like his solution though, because it reminds me of my TrotsKyite past – except the dictatorship of the proletariat on the way to a true worker’s paradise has been replaced by the dictatorship of the monarch on the way to a democratic system that requires a calculator to work out who won.

HURRAH.

Yep, I’m sure that someone who randomly capitalises words, organises a sentence the way a careless chef organises cooked spaghetti and doesn’t know that “somewhat” is one word also knows a word so obscure that it doesn’t exist in the compact OED and even in dictionaries where it is listed it’s invariably described as “rare.” He’s practically Shakespeare, really.

Slightly OT Here But I Absolutely Love People Who Capitalise Every Word In Whatever Brain Spurt They Emit On The Interwebs. They Make Me Feel All Warm And Fluffy… But they also make me tired, cos I found it fucking painful to have to capitalise every fucking word!

But I do love the idea that the Queen could bring it back by kicking out the elected (no matter how feckless) government and then… what? Sounds like all she has to do is sit around and wait. Awesome. Let’s try it.