Comments on: Buddy Boy

By: Kelvin

Kelvin — Mon, 07 Dec 2009 14:32:08 +0000

If your sword is that easy to fall into you should probably erect some netting across its opening. Health and Safety, like.

By: mickey finn

mickey finn — Mon, 07 Dec 2009 13:25:12 +0000

So Nelson is american? Positively, I had thought this site to be English, now I shall have to fall into my sword, thanks a lot

By: Dougal

Dougal — Sun, 06 Dec 2009 23:16:59 +0000

Bastard blockquotes.

By: Dougal

Dougal — Sun, 06 Dec 2009 23:16:41 +0000

[blockquote]“Notice. Clause 27b/6 of contract no 67465 of the 18th of the 6th as amended on the 17th of the 7th is now in effect”.[/blockquote]

Kudos for the David Thorne reference, incidentally.

By: Arseington

Arseington — Sun, 06 Dec 2009 07:30:53 +0000

I am staggered, and slightly scared…

I have this nasty vision of being in a pub with the girlfriend when suddenly our attention is drawn to a haggard, slightly smelly man at the corner table staring into his half drunk pint, stroking his rough grey beard with wizend, knarled hands, and mumbling this monologue to himself wondering where on earth it all went wrong for him.

By: Every time you blah a message, Tiger Woods gets a 9-Iron in his face

Every time you blah a message, Tiger Woods gets a 9-Iron in his face — Fri, 04 Dec 2009 10:56:51 +0000

Did you know that when you enter Rhys jag into Google… the auto complete generates “Rhys Jaggar 216,000 results”

He’s a busy twat isn’t he?

By: Jesus Chris

Jesus Chris — Thu, 03 Dec 2009 23:26:17 +0000

I worked it out. Start slowly, build to a scream by the end of each paragraph. Cough slightly, look at your feet, then start the next paragraph slowly.

Shorter paragraphs should be spat out through one’s teeth.

I reckon that’s pretty much exactly how Rhys does it.

By: Ben C Rugrat

Ben C Rugrat — Thu, 03 Dec 2009 20:11:59 +0000

..a suitably massive erection in front of a suitably attractive woman..

His family were grooming him as a potential flasher? No wonder he’s gaga.

By: Schroduck

Schroduck — Thu, 03 Dec 2009 16:57:38 +0000

what your family wanted from you was a suitably massive erection

Thank fuck I’m not in Rhys’s family then.

By: Bolli

Bolli — Thu, 03 Dec 2009 16:29:41 +0000

Hilary Benn is also Cabinet Minister for DEFRA. Perhaps Rhys is a mad cow?