Comments on: Local Fighters

By: The PC Brigade

The PC Brigade — Tue, 08 Dec 2009 17:55:23 +0000

And we painted it a nice shade of primrose yellow too.

We’re very sorry but that might make the interweb inaccessible to some of our dyslexic, one-legged, lesbian, immigrant readers. Please can you paint it gunmetal grey. Wait, no, not gunmetal grey, plough-share metal grey. Just to annoy Mr Griffin.

By: The Interweb

The Interweb — Tue, 08 Dec 2009 14:41:17 +0000

I am pleased to report that the interweb is operational again after today’s maintenance programme.

And we painted it a nice shade of primrose yellow too.

By: The Go-nutteer

The Go-nutteer — Tue, 08 Dec 2009 12:14:09 +0000

Wait a minute, that’s just some half wit trying to be funny on the internet. WTF? Is that what this site’s about now?

Piss poor effort, IMO.

By: Jane Andrews

Jane Andrews — Tue, 08 Dec 2009 09:51:53 +0000

convicted husband-beaters could be forced to do naked mud wrestling

I think that’s a great idea. Long jail sentences just cost the taxpayer and make things worse.

By: The Interweb

The Interweb — Tue, 08 Dec 2009 09:46:31 +0000

Yez. Ther spellink cheker iz gettingt an overhall ass wel.

By: john Adair's Gerbil

john Adair's Gerbil — Tue, 08 Dec 2009 09:36:42 +0000

Yeah, you certainly never got kids coming in to school covered in bruises from head to toe in the 60s. Likewise domestic violence.

Our street was like WWE:Rawreturnsforreal. Fair do’s to our next door neighbour, she pushed him down the stairs and broke his leg. Sadly, something my mother never managed to do to my prick of a step-father.

By: That Bloke in the Corner

That Bloke in the Corner — Tue, 08 Dec 2009 08:14:54 +0000

@The Interweb, is the spell check getting an overhaul as well? 11 is fine for me though,I’ll have an early lunch.

By: The Interweb

The Interweb — Tue, 08 Dec 2009 08:11:56 +0000

Actually, that will be maintenance, not maintenace.

By: The Interweb

The Interweb — Tue, 08 Dec 2009 08:10:56 +0000

To whom it may concern.

Please note that the interweb will be switched off today at around 11:00 for three hours for essential maintenace.

Our twatbasket filters need replacing and the mains lead has got a bit worn out but we have a spare one which was left over when we threw out our old kettle. I think that one will fit o.k.

We apologise for any inconvenience this may cause.

By: That Bloke in the Corner

That Bloke in the Corner — Tue, 08 Dec 2009 08:02:56 +0000

KurtCobain
7 Dec 2009, 5:16PM

I do love how the Daily Mail have nicknamed Blair Boney Blair……Bet he hates it.
Fern Britton is interviewing the slippery snake soon isn’t she.
Think it’s on Tv on Sunday…..

Nuff said.

Now this is more like it,messages from the dead.Looks like there is interwebs after death (funny, didn’t see that bit in the bible-is that how Paul mithered the Corinthians?).