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By: Cliff Richards' Repressed Homosexuality

Cliff Richards' Repressed Homosexuality — Wed, 16 Dec 2009 21:34:54 +0000

Can we get back to the parking and leave the gay hate death squads alone in this thread? Only, it’s really sunny out there, and although it’s a nice day for an execution, it’s always a nice day in Uganda, and I’d feel sorely vexed if I had to go around thinking about gay executions all day.

Sincerely,
Cliff Richards’ Repressed Homosexuality

By: outragedofbelmarsh

outragedofbelmarsh — Wed, 16 Dec 2009 18:00:54 +0000

Bertrand Russell should, before posting, have recalled his wise words: ‘common sense is the metaphysics of savages.’

By: Rogue_Leader

Rogue_Leader — Wed, 16 Dec 2009 16:59:03 +0000

Bravo to the Ugandians for this wise decision, a bright step in eliminating this menace from your society.
We hope other African nations will also follow your bold step.

AARON P., FREETOWN

I’m not right at all, am I? Still, we can hope that them Ugandians follow a path of nonviolent resistance…

By: Rogue_Leader

Rogue_Leader — Wed, 16 Dec 2009 16:57:05 +0000

Isn’t it strange that the Ugandan parliament doesn’t suggest the death sentence for corruption? Political corruption in Ugandan causes far more misery than gay men.

Robert, UK

See that? That’s magnanimity, that is? I think HYS might be getting soft.

Homosexuals should not be executed. But homosexuality should be recognised for what it is – a perversion of natural sexual relations. Instead in our Godless humanistic society it is almost now being given some sort of protected and elevated status.Homosexual marriage is a travesty and an abomination. As is homosexuals in leadership positions in the church. One sign of a decaying society is the legitimising and the widespread practice of homosexuality.One of the major reasons for the fall of Rome

The Rev Oik, Reading

If I’m…er…

By: Phil Arious

Phil Arious — Wed, 16 Dec 2009 16:25:39 +0000

Attempted homosexuality? They don’t give a Nobel Prize for attempted chemistry, do they?

By: Mim

Mim — Wed, 16 Dec 2009 15:21:51 +0000

I like the way that the u-i-o bit of the keyboard leads to typos that are also real words. Which is what I assumed happened in that post. It also means I accidentally call myself Mum quite a lot. Annoying, but better than if Mr Mim does it.

By: therika

therika — Wed, 16 Dec 2009 15:18:44 +0000

According to one of my Hindu-speaking friends

You mean Hindi, not Hindu. I would have wilfully misinterpreted your sentence in an attempt to take advantage of the error, but your clever hyphen use stops me from doing that without being wrong myself.

Oh no, I’ve gone and become a pedant.

By: alt-f4

alt-f4 — Wed, 16 Dec 2009 14:55:03 +0000

If all the Gays were off-shored to India, we’d end up having to import our Gay, create a balance of sexuality deficit. You’d have to continually work through a scripted response to get the service you want,

According to one of my Hindu-speaking friends the off-shored helpdesk staff are required to watch the BBC for 90 mins a week to improve their English. But not just any old BBC output. They are specifically required to watch Eastenders.

So you’d be able to call them up and ask for a score of irons and they’d know what you wanted.

By: My Foot Hurts.

My Foot Hurts. — Wed, 16 Dec 2009 14:50:47 +0000

I meant “seven years’ imprisonment”.

Arse.

By: My Foot Hurts.

My Foot Hurts. — Wed, 16 Dec 2009 14:49:16 +0000

According to the header on HYS, there would also be a sentence of seven years imprisonmnet for “attempted homosexuality”.

A punishment for attempting homosexuality? Isn’t the embarrassment alone enough of a punishment without being banged up for it too?

“It’s never happened to me before, honest! Er, do you have a tissue..? No, please, don’t call the police! Just give me five minutes!”