Comments on: Comeback

By: Thorfinn Skullsplitter

Thorfinn Skullsplitter — Mon, 21 Dec 2009 11:18:59 +0000

Hey, where do you think Sutherland got its name?

Bunch of southern nancies, the lot of you from Cape Wrath downwards.

By: john Adair's Gerbil

john Adair's Gerbil — Mon, 21 Dec 2009 10:27:32 +0000

Ow, my head.

By: Bugrat

Bugrat — Mon, 21 Dec 2009 01:39:35 +0000

Okay, OT but…

lkearse 20 Dec 2009, 10:20PM

I for one would like to see tax staying in the pockets of aristrocrats, crooks and bankers so that they can spend it on the things that matter – cocaine, exotic rentboys and swan eggs – instead of being wasted on NuLiarBore nonsense like schools, hospitals and policemen. If it takes the illegal and hypocritical misuse of charitable status to do this, then so be it.

Long live the Tax Avoiders Alliance! Huzzah for Osborne!

…which one of you posted that on CiF?

It has a distinct aroma of SYB…

By: Deacon Lowdown

Deacon Lowdown — Sun, 20 Dec 2009 23:19:31 +0000

I always forget that your northern stereotypes are our southern stereotypes. I can never get used to that.

By: john Adair's Gerbil

john Adair's Gerbil — Sun, 20 Dec 2009 20:53:28 +0000

I should point out that we in Edinburgh are not drunken sectarian bigots.

I am, however, well pissed, having ingested sufficent alcohol to keep my blood liquid even if I chose to sleep outsode in the snow.

By: Felix Castor

Felix Castor — Sun, 20 Dec 2009 16:47:08 +0000

So what, you can’t slag off northerners any more?

It is POLITICAL CORRECTNESS GONE MAD.

Surrey Nationalists like myself are going to have to nail our colours to the mast over this one.

1894 has undoubtedly returned for real.

By: Dr. Chandra

Dr. Chandra — Sun, 20 Dec 2009 15:53:21 +0000

…but run that embedded quotes thing past me again first.

Fiddlesticks.

By: Dr. Chandra

Dr. Chandra — Sun, 20 Dec 2009 15:51:43 +0000

Hal

I am capable of injesting 37.8% more alcohol than you

I don’t think I can let you do that Dave.

Take a chill-pill Hal, he was speaking in gest.

Now sing me that song again…..

By: Hal

Hal — Sun, 20 Dec 2009 13:59:44 +0000

I am capable of injesting 37.8% more alcohol than you

I don’t think I can let you do that Dave.

By: Spaceman Dave

Spaceman Dave — Sun, 20 Dec 2009 13:21:26 +0000

Greetings. I am currently taking part in a sercret manned mission to Mars. So, given the current relative positions of the Earth, Mars and the ship, I am the most northerly member of the human race and will be for the next 2.51 years.

Also, the ship’s computer wishes you to know that in all probability I am capable of injesting 37.8% more alcohol than you and 23.4% more likely to survive prolonged exposure to cold. Statistically Verifiable Fact!

Righty-ho, gotta go, my silicon-boss is telling me that the pod-bay door is malfunctioning apparently.