Comments on: My poem scans and rhymes. Lime, lime, lime, lime, limes http://ifyoulikeitsomuchwhydontyougolivethere.com/2009/12/21/my-poem-scans-and-rhymes-lime-lime-lime-lime-limes/ A collection of ignorance, narcissism, stupidity, hypocrisy and bad grammar. Thu, 09 Feb 2012 19:27:43 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.0.1 By: Jesus Chris http://ifyoulikeitsomuchwhydontyougolivethere.com/2009/12/21/my-poem-scans-and-rhymes-lime-lime-lime-lime-limes/comment-page-1/#comment-148726 Jesus Chris Tue, 22 Dec 2009 21:24:39 +0000 http://ifyoulikeitsomuchwhydontyougolivethere.com/?p=4328#comment-148726 Ohhhh. She did the voice of Luanne on <i>King of the Hill</i>. Actually, without ever knowing her name, I've seen fucking loads of her stuff. She was quite good. She was even in one of the Futurama movies. Aw. I'm sad now. Ohhhh. She did the voice of Luanne on King of the Hill.

Actually, without ever knowing her name, I’ve seen fucking loads of her stuff. She was quite good. She was even in one of the Futurama movies.

Aw. I’m sad now.

]]> By: pigfrottage http://ifyoulikeitsomuchwhydontyougolivethere.com/2009/12/21/my-poem-scans-and-rhymes-lime-lime-lime-lime-limes/comment-page-1/#comment-148708 pigfrottage Tue, 22 Dec 2009 15:50:43 +0000 http://ifyoulikeitsomuchwhydontyougolivethere.com/?p=4328#comment-148708 Don't forget Elijah...Taken up to heaven in a chariot of fire. Wasn't there a film about that? Don’t forget Elijah…Taken up to heaven in a chariot of fire.

Wasn’t there a film about that?

]]> By: szaleniec1000 http://ifyoulikeitsomuchwhydontyougolivethere.com/2009/12/21/my-poem-scans-and-rhymes-lime-lime-lime-lime-limes/comment-page-1/#comment-148707 szaleniec1000 Tue, 22 Dec 2009 15:43:58 +0000 http://ifyoulikeitsomuchwhydontyougolivethere.com/?p=4328#comment-148707 "In the section of heaven where hearts have stopped" There's probably an angel up there tasked with making sure people get to the right section. "No, madam, you want the stopped hearts section, third cloud on the right..." “In the section of heaven where hearts have stopped”

There’s probably an angel up there tasked with making sure people get to the right section. “No, madam, you want the stopped hearts section, third cloud on the right…”

]]> By: Brittany for the Brittanish !! http://ifyoulikeitsomuchwhydontyougolivethere.com/2009/12/21/my-poem-scans-and-rhymes-lime-lime-lime-lime-limes/comment-page-1/#comment-148692 Brittany for the Brittanish !! Tue, 22 Dec 2009 12:40:46 +0000 http://ifyoulikeitsomuchwhydontyougolivethere.com/?p=4328#comment-148692 If he liked Brittany so much why don't he go live there? Eh? Eh? If he liked Brittany so much why don’t he go live there?

Eh? Eh?

]]> By: ignorant BNP bastard http://ifyoulikeitsomuchwhydontyougolivethere.com/2009/12/21/my-poem-scans-and-rhymes-lime-lime-lime-lime-limes/comment-page-1/#comment-148691 ignorant BNP bastard Tue, 22 Dec 2009 12:38:24 +0000 http://ifyoulikeitsomuchwhydontyougolivethere.com/?p=4328#comment-148691 "You forgot Enoch" I'll never forget Enoch I won't. He was right woz Enoch. Should have listened to him. Bloody hero of mine. Vote BNP. Enoch woz right. Oh, apart from bringing in all those West Indian nurses of course when he was health secretary. But we won't mention that will we? “You forgot Enoch”

I’ll never forget Enoch I won’t. He was right woz Enoch. Should have listened to him. Bloody hero of mine. Vote BNP. Enoch woz right.

Oh, apart from bringing in all those West Indian nurses of course when he was health secretary. But we won’t mention that will we?

]]> By: Bugrat http://ifyoulikeitsomuchwhydontyougolivethere.com/2009/12/21/my-poem-scans-and-rhymes-lime-lime-lime-lime-limes/comment-page-1/#comment-148687 Bugrat Tue, 22 Dec 2009 11:30:19 +0000 http://ifyoulikeitsomuchwhydontyougolivethere.com/?p=4328#comment-148687 ..applaud. Sod it. ..applaud.

Sod it.

]]> By: Bugrat http://ifyoulikeitsomuchwhydontyougolivethere.com/2009/12/21/my-poem-scans-and-rhymes-lime-lime-lime-lime-limes/comment-page-1/#comment-148686 Bugrat Tue, 22 Dec 2009 11:29:16 +0000 http://ifyoulikeitsomuchwhydontyougolivethere.com/?p=4328#comment-148686 <blockquote>Some nobody from tv-land apparantly. For those who spend most of their disposable time sat in front of the telly I imagine it’s a heartbreaker, and right before christmas and all. I’d never heard of her until she died and still do not feel motivated to go buy a tv to find out what it was that I missed. At a gusee, so talentless right-wing bimbette with a photogenic face, big titties, and rich parents.</blockquote> A brilliant pastiche. I applaude!

Some nobody from tv-land apparantly. For those who spend most of their disposable time sat in front of the telly I imagine it’s a heartbreaker, and right before christmas and all. I’d never heard of her until she died and still do not feel motivated to go buy a tv to find out what it was that I missed. At a gusee, so talentless right-wing bimbette with a photogenic face, big titties, and rich parents.

A brilliant pastiche. I applaude!

]]> By: Theodore http://ifyoulikeitsomuchwhydontyougolivethere.com/2009/12/21/my-poem-scans-and-rhymes-lime-lime-lime-lime-limes/comment-page-1/#comment-148678 Theodore Tue, 22 Dec 2009 09:17:43 +0000 http://ifyoulikeitsomuchwhydontyougolivethere.com/?p=4328#comment-148678 <blockquote> There’s not a single person in heaven whose heart is still pumping, I think you are forgetting our Lord Jesus, although dead he is alive and has a heart as big as the universe and loves us all. </blockquote> You are forgetting Enoch. He did not die but instead went upstairs with the big G himself. JC actually died but Enoch is the boy you are looking for if you are searching for a beating heart in heaven. If you are prepared to believe all that mumbo-jumbo.

There’s not a single person in heaven whose heart is still pumping,

I think you are forgetting our Lord Jesus, although dead he is alive and has a heart as big as the universe and loves us all.

You are forgetting Enoch. He did not die but instead went upstairs with the big G himself. JC actually died but Enoch is the boy you are looking for if you are searching for a beating heart in heaven.

If you are prepared to believe all that mumbo-jumbo.

]]> By: bolli http://ifyoulikeitsomuchwhydontyougolivethere.com/2009/12/21/my-poem-scans-and-rhymes-lime-lime-lime-lime-limes/comment-page-1/#comment-148677 bolli Tue, 22 Dec 2009 09:17:02 +0000 http://ifyoulikeitsomuchwhydontyougolivethere.com/?p=4328#comment-148677 One less house for santa this year? So just because one person in the house dies no-one else is allowed presents? Bereavement is hard enough for family and friends without adding a subconscious veneer of resentment beacuse you get one less present. I had no idea Santa was such a c*nt. One less house for santa this year? So just because one person in the house dies no-one else is allowed presents? Bereavement is hard enough for family and friends without adding a subconscious veneer of resentment beacuse you get one less present. I had no idea Santa was such a c*nt.

]]> By: anon http://ifyoulikeitsomuchwhydontyougolivethere.com/2009/12/21/my-poem-scans-and-rhymes-lime-lime-lime-lime-limes/comment-page-1/#comment-148676 anon Tue, 22 Dec 2009 09:13:35 +0000 http://ifyoulikeitsomuchwhydontyougolivethere.com/?p=4328#comment-148676 <blockquote>Has someone died?</blockquote> Some nobody from tv-land apparantly. For those who spend most of their disposable time sat in front of the telly I imagine it's a heartbreaker, and right before christmas and all. I'd never heard of her until she died and still do not feel motivated to go buy a tv to find out what it was that I missed. At a gusee, so talentless right-wing bimbette with a photogenic face, big titties, and rich parents.

Has someone died?

Some nobody from tv-land apparantly. For those who spend most of their disposable time sat in front of the telly I imagine it’s a heartbreaker, and right before christmas and all. I’d never heard of her until she died and still do not feel motivated to go buy a tv to find out what it was that I missed. At a gusee, so talentless right-wing bimbette with a photogenic face, big titties, and rich parents.

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