Comments on: He Speaks For His Nation

By: Deacon Lowdown

Deacon Lowdown — Fri, 25 Dec 2009 04:08:42 +0000

Richard, those people who lectured us on how we couldn’t handle Katrina were right.

By: Mim

Mim — Wed, 23 Dec 2009 11:56:15 +0000

Foot, what is this book of yours? I am intrigued and sightly excited.

By: Oaf

Oaf — Wed, 23 Dec 2009 11:53:44 +0000

You are Aberforth Dumbledore and I claim my £5.

Sorry. It’s only £3.50 and you have to have it in Green Shield stamps.

By: Jesus Chris

Jesus Chris — Wed, 23 Dec 2009 10:41:50 +0000

Or the pain, even.

By: Jesus Chris

Jesus Chris — Wed, 23 Dec 2009 10:41:21 +0000

Sir Alf Ramsey’s Porn Dungeon

… and by much better I meant YOU said it better. Sorry if that wasn’t clear from the get go.

Oh, it was. Like most people on the internet, I approach all situations with a misplaced sense of my own superiority.

Murry Chrussmus, My Foot Hurts. Here’s hoping that 2010 doesn’t see the main spread to your balls.

By: My Foot Hurts.

My Foot Hurts. — Wed, 23 Dec 2009 08:35:22 +0000

@ Goldstein

Well, you know how it is. You keep thinking “I’ll take it back tomorrow” and before you know it three centuries have passed.

As I officially finish work in three and a bit hours (until next year anyway) and expect to be too busy making merry to consult the internets, I’ll take this opportunity to wish all at SYB a very happy Christmas – or as Funny Peculiar so brilliantly put it in the last thread: Happy Politically Correct Non-Religiously Specific Wishes For The Communal Holiday Season.

Here’s to a whole new year of slagging off the stupids…

By: Sir Alf Ramsey's Porn Dungeon

Sir Alf Ramsey's Porn Dungeon — Wed, 23 Dec 2009 05:18:45 +0000

… and by much better I meant YOU said it better. Sorry if that wasn’t clear from the get go.

By: Sir Alf Ramsey's Porn Dungeon

Sir Alf Ramsey's Porn Dungeon — Wed, 23 Dec 2009 05:10:26 +0000

@Jesus Chris, yes, and much better – thanks for returning to the point that Richard is as racist as Hitler’s Hovawart’s* hairy hymen.

*and that’s what the internet is for, never before could a drunk in Australia search for “German dog breeds beging with “H”"….
Happy Christmas, ya’ll

By: Hootie McBoob

Hootie McBoob — Tue, 22 Dec 2009 23:15:21 +0000

This has confirmed the fact that I need to take a break from this site over Christmas.

I need enjoy my kiddies joy when opening their presents, before they realise I couldn’t get them the PS Xbox piss console they wanted and knifecrime me and their dad in the head.

By: Jesus Chris

Jesus Chris — Tue, 22 Dec 2009 21:41:40 +0000

The way everyone’s going all up in a tissy over some inches of snow, one would think the four horsemen of the Apocalypse are wreaking havoc over Europe. And these are the same people that lectured us how we couldn’t handle something as powerful as hurricane Katrina?
Richard Thompson, Cape Coral, United States

You forget that Richard probably thinks that America handled Katrina quite well. After all, a lot of black people died.*

*Yes, I’m suggesting that Richard is a racist.**

**Yes, I know that Sir Alf Ramsey’s Porn Dungeon got there before me, but I phrased it differently.***

***I have nothing else to say.****

****Except this:

when you reopen the 1972 bloody sunday massacre case … then you can villify us.

That inquiry has been ongoing since 1998. I’ve got the villification set at the ready – where do we start?