Comments on: Go Get the Gopher-Wood http://ifyoulikeitsomuchwhydontyougolivethere.com/2009/12/31/go-get-the-gopher-wood/ A collection of ignorance, narcissism, stupidity, hypocrisy and bad grammar. Wed, 22 Feb 2012 20:36:04 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.0.1 By: anon http://ifyoulikeitsomuchwhydontyougolivethere.com/2009/12/31/go-get-the-gopher-wood/comment-page-1/#comment-149075 anon Mon, 04 Jan 2010 09:29:09 +0000 http://ifyoulikeitsomuchwhydontyougolivethere.com/?p=4349#comment-149075 Happy New Year too, since this seems to be the default NY thread. As for ringing the changes, one of the first topics on a "professional" site I use was about job interview techniques for IT contractors. The fifth response ended with this highly relevant advice useful for all job seekers: <blockquote>Fox hunting too is being raised again by Labour to stir things up. IT'S NONE OF THEIR BLOODY BUSINESS HOW COUNTRY FOLK DECIDE TO PUT DOWN VERMIN. THAT SHOULD BE AN ISSUE FOR FARMERS AND LAND OWNERS ALONE. NO ONE ELSE.</blockquote> I'm anticipating a telephone interview this week. Perhaps I should try shouting that down the phone when I'm asked about my experience with C++. Happy New Year too, since this seems to be the default NY thread. As for ringing the changes, one of the first topics on a “professional” site I use was about job interview techniques for IT contractors. The fifth response ended with this highly relevant advice useful for all job seekers:

Fox hunting too is being raised again by Labour to stir things up.

IT’S NONE OF THEIR BLOODY BUSINESS HOW COUNTRY FOLK DECIDE TO PUT DOWN VERMIN.

THAT SHOULD BE AN ISSUE FOR FARMERS AND LAND OWNERS ALONE. NO ONE ELSE.

I’m anticipating a telephone interview this week. Perhaps I should try shouting that down the phone when I’m asked about my experience with C++.

]]> By: Ceannair George http://ifyoulikeitsomuchwhydontyougolivethere.com/2009/12/31/go-get-the-gopher-wood/comment-page-1/#comment-149007 Ceannair George Fri, 01 Jan 2010 03:53:21 +0000 http://ifyoulikeitsomuchwhydontyougolivethere.com/?p=4349#comment-149007 <blockquote>on 01 Jan 2010 at 4:21 am Capt. Blackadder @ funny perculiar “Jesus, it’s like the fucking Somme out there! Boom, Boom, Boom, Boom. Boom, Boom, Boom.” Don’t tell me… “Boom”? </blockquote> How did you guess ???

on 01 Jan 2010 at 4:21 am Capt. Blackadder

@ funny perculiar

“Jesus, it’s like the fucking Somme out there!

Boom, Boom, Boom, Boom.
Boom, Boom, Boom.”

Don’t tell me… “Boom”?

How did you guess ???

]]> By: Capt. Blackadder http://ifyoulikeitsomuchwhydontyougolivethere.com/2009/12/31/go-get-the-gopher-wood/comment-page-1/#comment-149006 Capt. Blackadder Fri, 01 Jan 2010 03:21:38 +0000 http://ifyoulikeitsomuchwhydontyougolivethere.com/?p=4349#comment-149006 @ funny perculiar "Jesus, it’s like the fucking Somme out there! Boom, Boom, Boom, Boom. Boom, Boom, Boom." Don't tell me... "Boom"? @ funny perculiar

“Jesus, it’s like the fucking Somme out there!

Boom, Boom, Boom, Boom.
Boom, Boom, Boom.”

Don’t tell me… “Boom”?

]]> By: Schroduck http://ifyoulikeitsomuchwhydontyougolivethere.com/2009/12/31/go-get-the-gopher-wood/comment-page-1/#comment-149005 Schroduck Fri, 01 Jan 2010 01:18:36 +0000 http://ifyoulikeitsomuchwhydontyougolivethere.com/?p=4349#comment-149005 Happy new year/decade/almost decade/whatever, all. @Mal: <i>What does the new year hold for British politics?</i> <blockquote>He pledged to create "fairly shared" prosperity - and contrasted that with those "who say we must plan for a decade of austerity and unfairness where the majority lose out while the privileged few protect themselves". BBC. My doubt is cleard now. Karl Marx won finally. Dash Capital. Carl Gordon Marx, Brownlands</blockquote> <blockquote>Gordy declares a national emergency when the true debt figures are leaked ... refuses to hold an election, declares himself to be god-emperor for all eternity, makes his cat chancellor of the exchequer, a pigeon secretary of state for defence and harriett harman minister for equality for everyone except white men with jobs ....... and then the blokes in the white coats finally take him away. RH, Oop North</blockquote> <blockquote>Income Tax abolished in-accordance with Pitt [the Younger] 'intention'; Napolionic-Wars long-since over 'Non doffing-forelock & walking-backwards' tax 100% plus shirt-off-back... Plebian pension-shortfall solved with Plebian pension-tax; they STILL get 'dole', reinstate pensions [formally] decades post life-expectancy Consultancy-application Stephen Dawson, Manchester, United Kingdom</blockquote> Looks that way. Happy new year/decade/almost decade/whatever, all.

@Mal:

What does the new year hold for British politics?

He pledged to create “fairly shared” prosperity – and contrasted that with those “who say we must plan for a decade of austerity and unfairness where the majority lose out while the privileged few protect themselves”. BBC.

My doubt is cleard now.
Karl Marx won finally.

Dash Capital.

Carl Gordon Marx, Brownlands

Gordy declares a national emergency when the true debt figures are leaked … refuses to hold an election, declares himself to be god-emperor for all eternity, makes his cat chancellor of the exchequer, a pigeon secretary of state for defence and harriett harman minister for equality for everyone except white men with jobs ……. and then the blokes in the white coats finally take him away.

RH, Oop North

Income Tax abolished in-accordance with Pitt [the Younger] ‘intention’; Napolionic-Wars long-since over

‘Non doffing-forelock & walking-backwards’ tax 100% plus shirt-off-back…

Plebian pension-shortfall solved with Plebian pension-tax; they STILL get ‘dole’, reinstate pensions [formally] decades post life-expectancy

Consultancy-application

Stephen Dawson, Manchester, United Kingdom

Looks that way.

]]> By: Mal http://ifyoulikeitsomuchwhydontyougolivethere.com/2009/12/31/go-get-the-gopher-wood/comment-page-1/#comment-149004 Mal Fri, 01 Jan 2010 00:39:51 +0000 http://ifyoulikeitsomuchwhydontyougolivethere.com/?p=4349#comment-149004 No doubt 2010 will be filled with the same snookerloopy fucktarded twatbasketry from HYS and the like as 2009 was. So bearing that in mind, Happy New Year and god help us! No doubt 2010 will be filled with the same snookerloopy fucktarded twatbasketry from HYS and the like as 2009 was.

So bearing that in mind, Happy New Year and god help us!

]]> By: Mal http://ifyoulikeitsomuchwhydontyougolivethere.com/2009/12/31/go-get-the-gopher-wood/comment-page-1/#comment-149003 Mal Fri, 01 Jan 2010 00:32:24 +0000 http://ifyoulikeitsomuchwhydontyougolivethere.com/?p=4349#comment-149003 Wonders who's going to be the first sad pedantic git to point out that the decade doesn't actually finish until the end of 2010. Oh fuck, it's me isn't it? Wonders who’s going to be the first sad pedantic git to point out that the decade doesn’t actually finish until the end of 2010.

Oh fuck, it’s me isn’t it?

]]> By: Ceannair http://ifyoulikeitsomuchwhydontyougolivethere.com/2009/12/31/go-get-the-gopher-wood/comment-page-1/#comment-149002 Ceannair Fri, 01 Jan 2010 00:23:05 +0000 http://ifyoulikeitsomuchwhydontyougolivethere.com/?p=4349#comment-149002 Happy New Year all, from Irish time here!!!! Happy New Year all, from Irish time here!!!!

]]> By: john Adair's Gerbil http://ifyoulikeitsomuchwhydontyougolivethere.com/2009/12/31/go-get-the-gopher-wood/comment-page-1/#comment-149001 john Adair's Gerbil Fri, 01 Jan 2010 00:07:37 +0000 http://ifyoulikeitsomuchwhydontyougolivethere.com/?p=4349#comment-149001 We'll have proper English (not British) time here, thank you very much... We’ll have proper English (not British) time here, thank you very much…

]]> By: funny perculiar http://ifyoulikeitsomuchwhydontyougolivethere.com/2009/12/31/go-get-the-gopher-wood/comment-page-1/#comment-149000 funny perculiar Thu, 31 Dec 2009 23:17:35 +0000 http://ifyoulikeitsomuchwhydontyougolivethere.com/?p=4349#comment-149000 GMT+1 2010... first! Jesus, it's like the fucking Somme out there! Boom, Boom, Boom, Boom. Boom, Boom, Boom. Where is the start line on a circle? Happy hypothetical New Year. GMT+1

2010… first!

Jesus, it’s like the fucking Somme out there!

Boom, Boom, Boom, Boom.
Boom, Boom, Boom.

Where is the start line on a circle?

Happy hypothetical New Year.

]]> By: Schroduck http://ifyoulikeitsomuchwhydontyougolivethere.com/2009/12/31/go-get-the-gopher-wood/comment-page-1/#comment-148998 Schroduck Thu, 31 Dec 2009 19:00:28 +0000 http://ifyoulikeitsomuchwhydontyougolivethere.com/?p=4349#comment-148998 <blockquote><i>Memories of the Tsunami? 100 times the human disaster of 9/11 with a thousandth of the media coverage. R.I.P Vladan, Nina, Alexander. Colin Campbell, Stockholm, Sweden</i> There is a difference,the Tsunami was a tragic act of nature,wheras 9/11 was a calculated act of murder. David Paget, Leeds, United Kingdom </blockquote> Yeah. Plus everyone who died in the tsunami had, like, funny coloured skin and shit.

Memories of the Tsunami?

100 times the human disaster of 9/11 with a thousandth of the media coverage.

R.I.P Vladan, Nina, Alexander.

Colin Campbell, Stockholm, Sweden

There is a difference,the Tsunami was a tragic act of nature,wheras 9/11 was a calculated act of murder.

David Paget, Leeds, United Kingdom

Yeah. Plus everyone who died in the tsunami had, like, funny coloured skin and shit.

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