Comments on: Curse Of The Curmudgeon

By: Bruce Forthright

Bruce Forthright — Sun, 10 Jan 2010 02:28:54 +0000

True Britman HAS to be a some sort of shit cross party BNP saboteur. How in fuck’s name do you explain spelling that atrocious.

Although if this is the case then it kind of makes HYS irrelevant.

By: desertfish

desertfish — Thu, 07 Jan 2010 05:54:16 +0000

@Ed aka Ghost of Cuger-Jaggar, PhD

I actually found two copies of “Fly Fishing” by J. R. Hartley in the Harold Washington Library in Chicago. Didn’t know he was one of the Doctors as well.

By: Jesus Chris

Jesus Chris — Wed, 06 Jan 2010 05:57:55 +0000

Callum

True, however it seems plenty fall for it.

169 people! 169 other people think that this is a well thought out response they can really get behind. Fuck me.

You’re right, but this is HYS we’re talking about. They’re not a group known for their grasp of subtleties. In fact, they probably think subtleties are the words you get at the bottom of the TV screen when something forrin’s on.

By: Jan1945

Jan1945 — Wed, 06 Jan 2010 01:32:02 +0000

I’d like the Doctor to make his Phone Box appear suddenly in front of True Britprick when he’s out walking and to sweep him off to meet my Polish Dad in around 1942, somewhere in Germany or Poland and to explain his adulation of The Griffin (or Twatfeatures as we like to call him). Hopefully he will return …. alive. Bloody Poles coming over here to fly our Spitfires better than our Brit guys, smug bastards. Or the Phone Box Tardis thing could whisk True Britvic (his name is Vic) off to the Worst Place in All the Universes, or even Eastbourne. True Herr Britman how many medals have you awarded yourself today? (Translation for Britwank: Ear mate wot is yu finkin abaht na yu tosswad. I wil effin nock yor n-ffin ed orf.)

By: Fish

Fish — Wed, 06 Jan 2010 00:59:07 +0000

@ La Spesh

Yay! I’ve been going about for years quoting her to general puzzlement of the population of East Anglia*.

* Although their puzzlement may be that I stand upright, talk English, and don’t fuck my sister.

By: Callum

Callum — Wed, 06 Jan 2010 00:30:05 +0000

True Britman doesn’t spell like someone who can’t spell. He spells like someone taking the piss. He’s like me on the BNP site, trotting out every possible racist epithet possible that doesn’t actually use words like “nig-nogs” or “Pakis”, so I can conveniently maintain that I’m not being racist, just Indigenously British. He goes too far though, and it’s not funny. Technically that makes it pastiche, not parody, I guess.

True, however it seems plenty fall for it.

I would like to see equal press coverage given to Nick Griffin as he is the only politition who makes any sence to me.

The rest all speek a load of rubbish and spin but Nick speeks about things that matter, like good educatian system & immegratian control.

True Britman

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169 people! 169 other people think that this is a well thought out response they can really get behind. Fuck me.

By: Mal

Mal — Wed, 06 Jan 2010 00:12:55 +0000

@Bit Spesh

Any chance of borrowing your spare room when you young man has done? I’ve got Lynda LaPlante*, Michael McIntyre and Frankie Boyle to deal with and there’s no point in getting both our spare rooms covered in blood and body parts.

*For her HYSque twatbaskety comments about political correctness gornmaaad at the BBC made as a desperate attempt to get publicity for her latest pile of crap and for being rubbish, of course.

By: Christie Malry

Christie Malry — Tue, 05 Jan 2010 23:34:34 +0000

Queer As Folk was shite as well, as it happens.

Yeah, but Century Falls was amazing…

By: Bit Special AKA La Spesh

Bit Special AKA La Spesh — Tue, 05 Jan 2010 22:43:39 +0000

@Fish – of course I do. She knows (what you’re trying to say), you know.

TYF can only get through a RTD ep of Dr Who by fantasising about torturing him to death in the spare room (once he’s done with Alan Carr, fnarr fnarr, etc.). He’s still not got over Tom Baker not being the Doctor anymore.

Of course we’ll be watching the new series.

By: Jesus Chris

Jesus Chris — Tue, 05 Jan 2010 21:23:41 +0000

True Britman doesn’t spell like someone who can’t spell. He spells like someone taking the piss. He’s like me on the BNP site, trotting out every possible racist epithet possible that doesn’t actually use words like “nig-nogs” or “Pakis”, so I can conveniently maintain that I’m not being racist, just Indigenously British. He goes too far though, and it’s not funny. Technically that makes it pastiche, not parody, I guess.

Also, I thought deanarabin meant Norman Lovett. Why the fuck has he got “arab” in his name?