Comments on: Meticulous

By: Any Rand will do

Any Rand will do — Tue, 12 Jan 2010 19:19:20 +0000

Kelvin is H.P. Lovecraft and I claim my £5

Too late; he was H.P. Lovecraft but he changed into Maurice LeBlanc.

By: Jim

Jim — Tue, 12 Jan 2010 15:27:13 +0000

Kelvin is H.P. Lovecraft and I claim my £5

By: Dick Palmer

Dick Palmer — Tue, 12 Jan 2010 14:59:45 +0000

I’m worried about Dennis. Apparently he’s a student, but he seems to spend all his time on HYS, commenting 7 times a day some times.
Almost as bad as you guys.

By: sarahdesade

sarahdesade — Tue, 12 Jan 2010 13:45:29 +0000

The lovely =Dennis Junior= used to post on the BBC’s 5Live Board. A more amiable,less confrontational being you could not hope to find.

Quite threw everyone else into a tailspin, come to think of it.

By: Cab Grunter

Cab Grunter — Tue, 12 Jan 2010 09:43:48 +0000

Have you ever met Nelson? (No.)

Are you excited about seeing Nelson for the first time? (Yes.)

What will your reaction be? (Honestly, no. But I wish him luck. I do not live in Belize.)

~ Cab Grunter ~

By: Oaf

Oaf — Tue, 12 Jan 2010 09:30:04 +0000

This reminds me of Homer Simpson when he got a magazine of tests/self surveys.

Reading from the front cover: Are you a good driver?….. Yes. Are you a good lover?….. Yes…. etc. (and) {so} [on].

By: Pirate Pete

Pirate Pete — Tue, 12 Jan 2010 01:07:40 +0000

Look, if we’re going to talk about Nelson’s naval past you’re only going to get some sense out of him if you address him properly. He might respond to correspondence that begins with the following:

“My Most Noble Lord Horatio Nelson, Viscount and Baron Nelson, of the Nile and of Burnham Thorpe in the County of Norfolk, Baron Nelson of the Nile and of Hilborough in the said County, Knight of the Most Honourable Order of the Bath, Vice Admiral of the White Squadron of the Fleet, Commander in Chief of his Majesty’s Ships and Vessels in the Mediterranean, Duke of Bronte in Sicily, Knight Grand Cross of the Sicilian Order of St Ferdinand and of Merit, Member of the Ottoman Order of the Crescent, Knight Grand Commander of the Order of St. Joachim, would you be so kind as to etc. etc.”

You never know, if there’s an ‘r’ in the month he might just write back…

By: Any Rand will do

Any Rand will do — Mon, 11 Jan 2010 23:38:35 +0000

Are we thinking of the same person?

I remember once confessing to him that I had written him (and several others) a dud cheque – I had lost every penny I had. I recall that Nelson stood still, with raised eyebrows and stern eyes that I could meet the better now that he knew the worst; then, with a shrug, he resumed his walk, and for some minutes neither of us spoke. But in his handsome unmoved face I read my fate and death-warrant; and with every breath I cursed my folly and my cowardice in coming to him at all. Because he had been kind to me at school, when he was captain of the eleven, and I his fag, I had dared to look for kindness from him now; because I was ruined, and he rich enough to play cricket all the summer, and do nothing for the rest of the year, I had fatuously counted on his mercy, his sympathy, his help! Yes, I had relied on him in my heart, for all my outward diffidence and humility; and I was rightly served. There was as little of mercy as of sympathy in that curling nostril, that rigid jaw, that cold blue eye which never glanced my way. I caught up my hat. I blundered to my feet. I would have gone without a word, but Nelson stood between me and the door.

By: Sir Alf Ramsey's Porn Dungeon

Sir Alf Ramsey's Porn Dungeon — Mon, 11 Jan 2010 22:14:43 +0000

DEBATE:
Would you accept the role of mistress?
SENT:
23-May-2009 04:31
COMMENT:
No…I would not accept the role of a mistress…

Well bang goes my fantasy:
“Dennis, do you love me” [yes]…..

By: Kelvin

Kelvin — Mon, 11 Jan 2010 21:13:58 +0000

Kelvin, Limni: I picture Nelson yet as he was in those days; tall, slim, and blond, with studious eyes and a slight stoop, dressed somewhat carelessly, and giving a dominant impression of harmless awkwardness rather than attractiveness.

Are we thinking of the same person? Hold on, I have received a telegram:

Nelson is on your vessel, first cabin,
blonde hair, wound right fore-arm, traveling
alone under name of R…….