Comments on: Wheezy Bumvalve

By: badnewswade

badnewswade — Wed, 10 Feb 2010 00:40:28 +0000

I thought it was Frontier Elite that had the 3-Megawatt Mining Laser?

By: Nelson

Nelson — Mon, 01 Feb 2010 13:56:41 +0000

I used to use the docking computer just to do the timeconsuming “lining up” bit… but it was just way too cautious after that.

Once it was lined up with the port I turned it off and went in at speed, matching the rotation.

Happy days.

By: Felna

Felna — Mon, 01 Feb 2010 09:28:25 +0000

Docking computers are for wimps, can I have the fuel scoop instead?

By: Oaf

Oaf — Mon, 01 Feb 2010 09:06:59 +0000

I wish I had a cloud in a jar. That would make my day.

There was a fart in a jar for sale on ebay a while ago. Would that do?

By: Chris

Chris — Sun, 31 Jan 2010 18:38:22 +0000

I’m beginning to suspect we’re all just prawns of Mcmansebroons Nuliebore governMental warminst plot to sell my nipples to the Chinese.

By: random punter

random punter — Sun, 31 Jan 2010 15:51:02 +0000

Ah. Does that make the jaggar the HYS queen? Or is it a piece of clever rhyming slang?

On a more positive note, I was charmed by this from sniffer:

A change of heart on �have-a-go� heroes?
Written by Labour pushed me to the right, only themselves to blame on Fri Jan 22 11:07:44 UTC 2010. 4 recommendations.

Eight years ago, I saw two policemen chasing an IC3 through the town. They were coming towards me, and I tripped and pushed the IC3 over as he ran past.

One policeman promptly jumped on him and arrested him, and the other policeman thanked me, but told me that if it happens again I should stay out of it, as I could get arrested for assault.

Needless to say, if it did happen again, I would do exactly the same thing as I did last time.

It has a lot going for it;
the nom-de-plume, which will have Boredom Clown wriggling uncomfortably;
the stalwart citizen doing his bit to help the police;
the casual familiarity with police acronyms which enable one to be racist, but in a kind of official, secret sort of way;
the injustice of the policeman being on the one hand grateful, and on the other accusatory in a sort of passive-aggressive way – how sharper than a serpent’s tooth it is to have a thankless Old Bill;
and the honest, stout-hearted English-not-British declaration that the author would happily break the law if the opportunity arises again to trip up an IC3.

Can’t see why they modded that one into oblivion – after all it even got 4 recommendations (probably from IC1s) and he’d waited 8 years to share it with us as well. The heartless bastards. I expect all the mods are gay forrins.

By: Nelson

Nelson — Sun, 31 Jan 2010 13:47:34 +0000

Regina

By: random punter

random punter — Sun, 31 Jan 2010 13:18:15 +0000

What does the R in Rhys stand for?

By: Nelson

Nelson — Sun, 31 Jan 2010 11:34:25 +0000

So you know when HYSers appear on here, do they use their real email address?

Nah, they’re all far too clever for that.

I installed a trace program in Rhys’s matrix signature. It’s easy enough to do, you just need to download one from Skynet and then reconfigure the sensor array to match your target’s digital fingerprint.

By: That Bloke in the corner

That Bloke in the corner — Sun, 31 Jan 2010 10:40:03 +0000

Added: Sunday, 31 January, 2010, 09:18 GMT 09:18 UK

“If the drug cartels cannot make a profit from it, they will get the cartel backed government to ban it.
They will be banning hemp next! OH! they already have.
john Adair, Hull”

But John, you are usually so sceptical on here, so lambasting of PC, liberal “nonsense”. Yet you seem to be supporting both hemp (the smokeable sort I suppose, not rope?) and homeopathy, surely a refuge of the deluded, hypochondriac, soft brained? Are you softening up a bit? Have your regular recommenders been told?

Brian, Berlin

Recommended by 2 people

Even HYS’ers know all about Johnny and his usual twatbasketry. The world has turned upside down.