Comments on: Findus Crispy Pancakes

By: The mod

The mod — Mon, 08 Feb 2010 17:54:23 +0000

Well I’m a moderator of an obscure forum (not HYS) and I don’t allow anyone to swear, or wear pyjamas when trolling.I’m a tin pot Internet tyrant exercising the only bit of miniscule penised Marxist power I’ll ever have and anyway we have philtres for that sort of *&£@ing thing…Is this off topic? I went into a Safeways once…

The Mod

By: Rotwatcher

Rotwatcher — Thu, 04 Feb 2010 14:52:37 +0000

Oh Bit Spesh, do you think I have a pretty head? My left profile lit slightly from below brings out my manly chin and hides the unsightly growth.

As for the girly-trouser-inspection scenario, I thought it was compulsory to be shaven these days? Or have I been watching too much Gok Wan?

By: Tales from the Darkseid

Tales from the Darkseid — Thu, 04 Feb 2010 11:23:08 +0000

If Darkseid is who I think he is, then he’s a guy who once posted on a forum about being forced, yes forced against his will, to observe the two minute silence in Tescos on Remembrance Sunday. I don’t know if they held him down, pointed Uzis at him or what.

The flaw in his argument was that he says it was 2 o’clock in the afternoon…

Could be a different wanker though.

By: Bit Special AKA La Spesh

Bit Special AKA La Spesh — Thu, 04 Feb 2010 09:43:11 +0000

Oh Rotwatcher, it was an ironic sexist presumption. We don’t expect you men to get it, so don’t worry your pretty little head about it.

And no woman looks into her trousers and sees fanny bits (apart from pubes) unless she is a freakish contortionist.

By: Rotwatcher

Rotwatcher — Thu, 04 Feb 2010 09:33:33 +0000

Ryvita*…*Are you a fellow lady-SYBer?

I used to be quite good at this reading lark, so I’m going to have a go at parsing this.

If you eat Ryvita, you’re a girl. Woman. Lady. Yes? I only ask because I eat Ryvita sometimes and when I look into my trowser I don’t see no fanny bits.

By: Jesus Chris

Jesus Chris — Thu, 04 Feb 2010 09:23:43 +0000

Ceannair

Spesh, let’s see…. *checks down top* …. yup am a girlie.

Either that or Michael Winner.

Don’t worry, dear! It’s just a commercial. But I really am an annoying twat.

By: Ceannair

Ceannair — Thu, 04 Feb 2010 08:47:24 +0000

Spesh, let’s see…. *checks down top* …. yup am a girlie.

Either that or Michael Winner.

By: one of the eds

one of the eds — Thu, 04 Feb 2010 00:36:33 +0000

Ha, ha. I am a cripple and have a blue badge so get the spaces at Morrisons.

Disabled people get all the luck

By: Cab Grunter

Cab Grunter — Wed, 03 Feb 2010 23:08:03 +0000

Ugeine

Wow, that is the Citizen Kane of comments. Hats off indeed.

By: Cab Grunter

Cab Grunter — Wed, 03 Feb 2010 23:00:00 +0000

In case you’re curious kids, those words were “fuck” and “cunt”. The following sentence uses them in the correct manner:

Fuckity cuntsticks you bleedin little cretin – fuckin get me the mini cunting kievs or I’ll cut you right in the hoodie. You fucking cunt.