Grief Athletes and Moderation Martyrs04 Feb 2010 11:27 am
By Alex
Someone’s dead.
Who?
Dave Perry, Pembroke, where sanity rules in a world that is cross wired
You wouldn’t have heard of him anyway. But maybe if you’re lucky you’ll run into one of the moderators at a bus stop in Pembroke-where-sanity-rules-in-a-world-that-is-cross-wired and they’ll be able to explain it to you.
JD who?
Dick Barton, Somewhere on page 165 just after the debate’s closed. Marxist censorship from the BBC., United Kingdom
Here’s a tip: If your paranoid, whiny, self-obsessed signature is several times longer than anything you have to say, don’t expect the mods will rush to share your brilliantly insightful location with the world every time.
48 Responses to “While Making a Wider Point”
What a cunt.
What a terrific bunch of self-indulgently ignorant dicks.
I was thinking exactly the same about yourself Dave, Who are you and why do you think that we care if you comment?
So “where sanity rules in a world that is cross wired” would be… Wales?
And I thought those on HYS that chucked around claims of censorship, commie-bum-lovin’, and 1984 returning for real were well read. That’s that myth sorted out.
The problem is, you’ll never be able to please these people. If a shitstick populist writer (Dan Brown et al) died tomorrow, the stock standard comments would be “Dan who?”, “Never heard of him” and “the Da Vinci what?”.
It matters not whether they are vaugely aware of a writer/musician/artist’s work, they will consistently and thoroughly wear their ignorance as a badge of honour. Like a Dog turd on a lapel but much stinkier.
Ah but come one be fair- there are lots of books in the world- how could anyone read all of them? The fact that the last book they read was Mr Tickle, and was in fact read to them by somebody literate is by-the-by.
The most surprising thing is they haven’t heard of it, despite its role in assasination conspiracy theories. It’s the missing piece of the jigsaw linking Lennon, JFK, global warming, the faked moon landings and Gordon Brown’s missing eyeball. If you play Mambo Italiano backwards, Dean Martin speaks about it at length.
Come on even. Pillock.
Fuck.
Actually, I think you’ll find Dick Barton is a famous British secret agent, who has every right to pompously dismiss some yank author.
Please stop reporting the JD Salinger comments. The people posting on this thread make the Panda sad, I really mean it, I do.
Cuger Who?
tut
Even after two excellent posts on the topic, I think you’ve missed the best example of ‘empty-box-filling solipsism’:
It’s rare that you find a HYSer who doesn’t have an opinion on something, and it’s only on HYS that you find someone with no opinion commenting regardless.
@rbino
SiHy, Newcastle Upon Tyne has won
today’s Catherine Oliver award.
Nominations are open for tomorrow.
Right. I’m suych a fucking hrad core sololipsolisrt thyat not only hacve I not rerad any pots on this board, I havben’t read the comments, or even my own erply tjhaty I’m typeoing now. Beray thaty for ifnorance, Have toyr Say wimps.
The real irony is that if these twats were to read Catcher they’d probably quite like it, seeing as it’s about a self-obsessed adolescent with an over-inflated sense of his own worth.
Our old friend -~</[{(Dennis Junior)}]\>~- has made a token attempt at the CO award while also running in the competition to miss the point of voting:
Dunc
Sadly, they’re too pompous to reailse.
I wonder if that’s bandanna-wearing Dave Perry off of TV’s Gamesmaster.
Notice how that full-stop comma combination looks like the forced grin of a one-eyed man? It can’t just be crap punctuation; it means something. It’s a secret sign. They pop up all over the place once you bother to notice, like “Kirbys” or the Trystero Post Horn.
Ah Gamesmaster. Before the internet, the only way you could get cheats for games was to ask the giant floating head of Patrick Moore.
Why do people take pride in their ignorance? They perch there in their cages, reading the few headlines of the Daily Mail that isn’t obscured by their droppings and squawk “Educaytion is a sgambles, whi is our kids not learning, I blame the leftyliberalNuLieBourZanu” and then profess their ignorance to the rest of the HYS squawkers.
Sigh.
(5 minute check for accidental spelling errors, their/there confusion…)
How do you get Marxist censorship? When did Karl Marx ever censor anything (or Groucho, Zeppo, Harpo or Chico for that matter)?
You have just got to love Dennis, ‘I can’t vote in the UK’ turns into a political operative. I can just see the rest of the HYS twats jumping on this one:
“as a tax paying political operative….whine, whinge, turdspurt”
Having seen the wank that makes it to page 1 of every Have Your Say, I’d have thought finding yourself on page 165 is a compliment.
Of course, if he really wants to get to the front, he just has to give Nick Griffin a blowjob* and the BNPers will mindlessly recommend it to the top.
* Metaphorically speaking. I wouldn’t wish Nick Griffin-fellatio on anyone.
I once had lunch at Patrick Moore’s house after my dad filmed part of The
Sky at Night at his house. He was a lovely man and I asked him about
Gamesmaster, to which he replied that he had no idea what he was talking
about and gave all of his fee to the Multiple Sclerosis
Society. What a nice man.
That’s wicked. “The Sky At Night” gives me a warm fuzzy feeling that I imagine is the equivalent of what a BNP bedwetter feels as they shout “INNGEEERLAAAND!”.
Especially not Nick Griffin.
Why do you think Harpo never spoke? His brothers were filthy Marxist censors
Dear Dennis’s “political operative” phrase makes me suspect that he is using Google Translate in his native language, and doesn’t actually speak the Queen’s English. Either that, or he thinks that every third person in England (not Britain) is a member of MI5.
The are you a massive hypocrite thread is back with a vengeance. Already it’s ripe with “TALKING TO PEOPLE ONLINE IS FOR LOSERS WHICH IS WHY I’M TELLING YOU THIS ONLINE” comments.
Plus:
Quick question: who’s talking here? O’Brian or Rorschach?
Fail
Wetherspoon. Idiot.
Mr Cat for today’s ‘Parklife’ Prize!
Add +1 for your next Internetz roll.
Those comments show that the mods can instigate a word limit and the fun won’t be reduced.
They also show that even without the blah filter, HYSers have already found a way to bypass it.
Yay! Finally, a blockquote fail and obligatory apology to my name.
From the ‘Would you pay £65m for a piece of art?’ thread.
Perhaps he means Joy Pattinson?
Thanks for the giggle Martin Harris!
Is he refering to the violent and bloody Helvetic Republic?
[blockquote]
Human feel and touch has nearly lost its taste and desire
[/blockquote]
Human see and hear has also lost its smell
Oh [blockquote]arsebiscuits[/blockquote]
Quick question: which O’Brian? Flann or Patrick?
Quick question: flan or quiche?