Thanks to Rebecca for finding this Times Online thing about a gun turning up at a college in Kingston.
why does the govt send these people to university they should be conscripted into chain gangs
ptere blake
An excellent suggestion but the government are unlikely to read it as they’re far too busy sending people to university.
Oh dear. And in another part of tol, it says crime has gone down massively!!! Oh no – it’s not a crime yet because a shot hasn’t been fired in this case.
joy B
You’re probably laughing at Joy right now and thinking that she’s very, very stupid indeed. Well, think again. People laughed at Melvyn Bragg when he invented quantum mechanics. Sometimes, things we take for granted and think we understand turn out to be unimaginably strange. All her life Joy has inhabited a strangely counterintuitive world where our everyday, predictable mathematics no longer applies. She can walk into a room with 1,000 people in it and, in a universe-bending twist of statistics, the average IQ will drop from 105 down to 7 or so.
Well done to the Police and the college for handling the incident. Why wasn’t he named and pictured? We don’t want to jump to conclusions as to his race: just give us the facts.
Martin P
Political correctness gone mad! By not publishing a photo of a black man called “Abdullah Tsangarai Mbimkulu”, they’re pretty much FORCING you to jump to racist conclusions all by yourself.
Here you go, I’ve drawn you a picture of a bad man from Africa. You’re not a racist now. The picture of the black man with the gun made you sad. That’s all.
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Is Ptere so stupid that he can’t even spell Peter? Occam’s Razor suggest’s I’m right.
… apart from the shitwanking apostrophe in “suggest’s”. What a cunt I am.
No, no, Ptereblake (Ptereblake microdyx to be exact) is his scientific name. He’s no more an extinct dinosaur than any other HYSer, but at least he’s more upfront about it than most.
Nelson
Why didn’t you colour the picture in. The way its drawn it looks like a black man y’know – the bones, the gun, the ‘fro, and the obsession with white women and fried chicken. But the colour is white.
I’m all confused now.
from the same thread:
I think maybe he’s an albino. They’re the really tricky ones. If you don’t look very carefully you might end up giving them rights.
His name’s Adamo Kizey. Forrin alright, but far to Italian to be reportable.
Perhaps if we could finally reorientate our national Italian stereotypes away from “When’s-a your Dolmio Day?” back towards “Greasy Wop Waiter Wants to Vote for Mussolini and have Sex with my Wife” then The Times might update the story?
No offense, but that’s the least Italian name I’ve heard in a long time. The Italians don’t really use ‘K’…
Oi London-centric media elite types, please specify if by Kingston you mean Kingston-upon-Thames, Kingston-upon-Hull, or Kingston, Jamaica. By forcing me to click on the link, you are making me sad. And possibly encouraging me to visit gun-free Hull.
Adam O’Kizey? Clearly he’s Irish.
What would the Italians call Kingston?
Damn their pigmentless eyes
What would the Italians call Kingston?
Quattro stabioni?
So what’s the most Ialian name you’ve heard?
Italian even. Shitballs.
Ambassador Nelson, with these beautiful pictograms you are really spoiling us.
Actulol at this one.
Fanx. I’m clearly very good at drawing.
@Christonabike
Dunno about Italian, but the most Catholic name I ever met was Luciana Consuela O’Flaherty if that’s of any relevance.
It isn’t, is it?
If he keeps up his current fecundity, then very shortly it’ll be “Berlusconi” by volume if nothing else.
Probably Mario Mario.
You forget – or don’t realise – how this started. It started with Liam B being just slightly racist in the comments:
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Escalated to this cunt being just a bit obliquely racist:
To these pair of sparrow’s snatches:
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Over to Jack Mack failing to realise that in order to be criminal, you have to break a law or two:
And finally back to Godfrey Goattwat being all racist again:
Protip: when someone uses their name in a post, that’s not anonymity.
This is anonymity. But only because my real name appears on the BNP website.
From thecomments on that Times piece:
I dunno, but seizing a gun before it has been used might help reduce violent crime. Has Olde Jannner ever been the victim of violent crime himself (or herself – no photograph so he/she might actually be a hermaphroditic sea slug)? Does he have any basis for contradicting reliable data from the National crime Survey other than “that’s not what I read in the Sunday Sport”? Is he a pustulated possum’s prepuce or what?
Nelson, that drawing made me laugh until I accidentally pulled a muscle under my ribs and TYF fell over the arm of the sofa in hysterics.
PS You forgot to add ’sponging benefits from/taking jobs off Indigenous Whites in the UK’ as a third speech bubble.
As for best names, it has to be this guy: http://i.imgur.com/0I3zA.jpg
Although, as I think I’ve mentioned on here, I know someone with a granddaughter called Kiora. Classic stuff.
Kia ora is a Maori greeting, and it’s not uncommon to see it spelled as “kiora”, and the (quite popular) Maori name Kiora comes from that. It’s also an Aussie aboriginal name, and there’s a town in NSW called Kiora.
@MPBE, be that as it may, the word Kiora just means ‘catchy racist cordial advert’ to Brits of a certain age and besides, the little girl’s called that cos her mum’s a tacky and pig-ignorant teen slapper (I’ve met her). Has just had a son and called him Terrell-Jayce. Possibly worse than Kiora (it’s Kiora-Leigh, actually). Facepalm.
On the EU food trademark HYS this little gem appears to have escaped the moderator
As I am what one might call a “dark fellow”, I do find the fried chicken-white women stereotype a tad tacky.
I do like white women and fried chicken but am only dark because of my moribund outlook on life and lack of access to white women and fried chicken.
In a war between the blacks and the whites, which side do the black albinos fight on? Will they be accepted by either side? Or do they join up with the white albinos and form another army altogether?
The pressing question here is really where the midget albinos place their alegiance. If you can get them on your side then you can get them down foxholes and catch albino bunnies for nourishment using their hypnotic pink eyes of starey lookiness.
I’m a little concerned the racists on HYS won’t accept the pigmentally-challenged bunny-catching black radical war-hero albino midgets because they want a decent pension. I think this is a question the BBC should put to the public.
Allegiance. Bumbailey that I am. Tupsticks.
Shit, I forgot about the obese albino midgets too. They’ll need fairly small stepmasters situated away from direct sunlight in order to prepare for the battle ahead. However, they might be able to serve as tiny barrage balloons… only time will tell.
It means that to me, for lo, I am a Brit of a certain age.
However, given all the other information, you may be snobby and shit regarding her name, as lo, she sounds like a Proper Blurt.
So, let’s get this straight – don’t bother improving teh “culture”, school or kids, just get a shit load of Uzi’s and let Al Qaeda train the under 13’s Netball team?
@MPBE – thanks for the explanation, when I first came to Sydney I pissed my self when I saw a block of flats called “Kiora”.
teh “culture”… testicles..
and “Uzi’s”… sorry
You should have just said Abracadabra! and changed them.
No coat, I’m still in my jammies!
Uzi’s…. ha! I stand redacted!
I’m sorry, you seem to be under the illusion that that wasn’t my intention…
No, I’m giving you my permission.
All official, like.
Don’t you know nothing happens on the internet without my approval?
Artistic standards on this site are really slipping. Where’s the walking stick up his bottom?
… who used Pepsi instead? Instead of what? Shirlie?
@Confused Lesbian
Apparently, as I learned from Dad’s Army,those fuzzie-wuzzies don’t like it up them.
Instead of lemonade. Try and keep up.
“a black man called “Abdullah Tsangarai Mbimkulu”" – strangely enough, I once worked with a man named Abdullah, another named Tsvangarai and knew someone called Mtimkulu Mtimkulu. Fact. And none of them had guns. Right, back to me beer…
@Cab Grunter I find it flushes out all those awkward pen tops and ball bearing very effectively
@Confused lesbian who used Pepsi instead
You fool! Any fule kno you should have used the Kadir-Buxton method. Tchush!
Sorry – posting on iPhone from pub and skimming.
–Shakes tiny fists at the sky–
@Nelson: where did you get that picture of me from? And why don’t white people like white girls and fried chicken?
I am slowly building a picture of the people who regularly come on this site. On my list of possible people who Nelson might be, I am now crossing off Nelson Mandela.
Fuck all you racist cunts dont judge kyzey like u no him fuckin narrow minded pricks
PS. Someone’s pissed with us…..