When I complained about an art exhibition on teh Streets of Liverpool geaturing full colour photographs of a neked womans crotch some of the few people supporting those pictures being displayed in public used the argument “It is the 21st century you know”.

Damn!! Missed that one!

Richard Szenk’s succinct nugget of thinkdung from the “Won’t somebody think of my children’s porn collection?” thread diverts unexpectedly through anti-gay tinfoil hat land on its way between “couldn’t make [stuff I just made up] up” and defending racism.

So what are the government going to do? Ban lads mags with pictures of
boobs, tone down the adverts? And yet it is perfectly acceptable to
teach children about homosexual relationships.

And people call the BNP fascists? Absolute madness.

I’ve got Diet Irn-Bru in my nostrils now.

On the basis that the MOD works for me, I went to the local barracks and took a tank for a drive.

I got 6 months and 9 points on my licence.

It’s one rule for trained miltary personnel and one rule for drunken gerbils.

For those that haven’t seen it.

Greggs (The Home of Fresh Baking) is said to be worried.

more updates as the market changes

“Bang something out”, eh? Fnarr, fn(that’s enough taking the piss out of Roeby, do it one more time and you’re banned – Ed)

Cuger, if you’re lurking, I would be happy to ‘ghost write’ such a story for you for a reasonable fee. I have a spare 20 minutes this lunchtime, should be able to bang something out. For a packet of Maltesers and a Diet Coke, I will also pen an additional novella recounting the catastrophic repercussions of mass-assembling gay-bots in a factory outside Tunbridge Wells.

JUST REMEMBER THIS BBC, WE are the license payers! WE pay YOUR wages. You are OUR servants AND YOU’D DO WELL TO REMEMBER THAT!

Now BBC, polish my shoes, lay out my suit for the morning and I’ll take breakfast at nine. Oh yes and you can continue to moderate the fuck out of these twatbaskets. Got that?

Not on topic I know but after reading this I had to share… See the attempt to be reasonable and sedate… the slight straw grab to keep the precious “recommended feature”… the slow descent into paranoia, the seizing of World Wars to express the full feeling of treachery (people died in their millions for a recommended tab ffs) and finally full on mental bollocks Dalek ranting.

There’s also a magnificent bumper crop of misplaced apostrophes just before the Dalek bit. Class.