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Credulous Nincompoops and Shit Sherlocks01 Mar 2010 10:31 am

By Alex

In what is definitely and without a shadow of a doubt two separate and unrelated incidents that have nothing to do with each other and are entirely separate, ‘BNP’ and a swastika have been carved into a Mosque door in Mansfield. BNP associations with Nazism? Johnny Kwango smells a liblabcon rat.

Johnny_Kwango
I sense an election coming so a Swastika here and there will be beneficial for all parties concerned

An election you say? A bold claim to be making just on a hunch.

51 Responses to “Sprinkling of Swastikas”

on 01 Mar 2010 at 10:34 am Mesostim

What a cock.
on 01 Mar 2010 at 10:48 am Bit Special AKA La Spesh

Kwango is a twat. Back when I was a teenager, when dinosaurs ruled the earth and before I started Uni, I used to sign on in Mansfield. I was threatened with having my dole stopped for trying to take down the National Front and UK KKK posters and stickers around the place and when I tried to argue what a disgrace it was, got called a ‘race traitor’ by a one-eared guy working there. It’s one of the most hideously racist places in the UK (I bet Nelson can also confirm what a shit tip the place is).

Trufax, sadly.
on 01 Mar 2010 at 10:57 am Rotwatcher

The thought of a swastika gives Johnny_Kwango an election.
on 01 Mar 2010 at 11:00 am Laurence Craig

Any day now, we can expect a leaked memo from No. 10:

“New focus: get the activists out pushing racist vandalism. It’s a winner!”
on 01 Mar 2010 at 11:19 am Jones

He might be partly right – the fact that the message was carved into the door tells me that it was sikhs with their magic daggers…

Nope. He’s a massive delingpole.
on 01 Mar 2010 at 11:38 am Mark Collett's scabby knuckle's

Surely the possibility that it’s a viral marketing campaign by Banque National Paribas cannot be ruled out at this stage? If I’m right (wing)
on 01 Mar 2010 at 12:45 pm Rod Wrongnob

Interesting since the ideals of Fascism, and the ideals of hardline Muslims are almost identical.

Twenty bullshit-cliche points for me!
on 01 Mar 2010 at 12:48 pm fucko the clown

BNP are going to leaflet about about the seaworld tragidy, big black Monster killing white girls.
on 01 Mar 2010 at 12:50 pm Schroduck

I sense an election coming so a Swastika here and there will be beneficial for all parties concerned

Curiously enough, I believe Hitler once said that exact same thing.

I’m intrigued by the person in that “debate” (it’s a debate in the same way that throwing eggs at a wall is “cooking”) who claims the BNP is trying to prevent another Holocaust. I’m not sure Nick Griffin would be too keen on that word “another”.
on 01 Mar 2010 at 1:00 pm Oaf

The BNP attract a following of idiots? Like the Doctors, Nurses, Accountants, Soldiers, Plumbers etc; on the leaked list?

Then yes would be the answer.
on 01 Mar 2010 at 1:10 pm Theodore

Not wishing to stop people considering that Johnny_Kwango is a twat of the highest order, but he might clumsily be trying to point out that if the BNP activists are making themselves look like a bunch of racist morons by vandalising mosques, then votes that might have gone to the BNP might instead go to other political parties.

Methinks.
on 01 Mar 2010 at 1:19 pm Jones

@Theodore

I think he’s clumsily trying to squeal out “leftist scum did this to make I look bad”.
on 01 Mar 2010 at 1:40 pm Theodore

@ Jones

Ah yes. What a massive cock he is then. Zero points for me for giving the twat the benefit of the doubt.
on 01 Mar 2010 at 1:56 pm ugeine

Well, looks like an open and shut case then. PC Jones, get the report typed up and… what was that Quincy? You have an alternate theory?

Secondly, they are most likely not done by the BNP. As an example did Andy Perry carve “MTFC” on the wall in Tichfield Park? Probably not.

A likely story indeed. Well, come on then, let’s here how you reached that theory.

The BNP are a democratic political party who rely on votes to further their aims.

This looks to me like the work of one those extreme leftwing groups or their allies. They’ve used these dirty tricks before elsewhere.

But of course! It’s so simple! Liberals did it! Just like the way they’re also responsible for everything else that’s ever gone wrong!

PC Jones, go and arrest Karl Marx pronto.
on 01 Mar 2010 at 2:01 pm TrumpsCombOver

Maybe the muzzies vandalised their own door, they’re tricky like that; always trying to makes us racist cun.. white working class look bad!
on 01 Mar 2010 at 2:16 pm Have Your Lurk

Going back to Alex’s original post… sorry if I appear even thicker than usual, but I don’t get it.

“In what is definitely and without a shadow of a doubt two separate and unrelated incidents that have nothing to do with each other and are entirely separate, ‘BNP’ and a swastika have been carved into a Mosque door in Mansfield…”

I’ve spent the entire bloody morning examining this and the various comments etc. and I don’t get the joke, sorry. Obviously the swastika and BNP were done by the same person. (Or two exceptionally like-minded persons.) Would someone care to explain the joke, and why Kwango’s comment is so twat-inspired? I don’t doubt it is, but I just don’t see it. Sorry, and thanks in advance. (Please be nice, I can’t help it if I’m thick. It is Monday, after all.)
on 01 Mar 2010 at 2:30 pm My Pockets Hurt

@Have Your Lurk

I understood the “unrelated incident” remark to refer to Griffin’s oft-repeated claim that the BNP is in no way racist or anti-Semitic party at all, no siree Bob.
on 01 Mar 2010 at 2:34 pm yeah but

it IS quite funny if read it aloud with a chinese accent, have a go
on 01 Mar 2010 at 2:35 pm Mr Cat

From elswhere on the thread:

yesterday I watch a presentation by a chap who has lived and worked in Muslim countries for 25 years, and I was horrified, AND SO WOULD YOU BE, to know just what living under Sharia Law means. I do not want my grand-daughter,s nose cutting off with a bread knife just because her Bhurka slipped and her face was revealed, I do not want my wife wipped because the wind blew and her ankle was exposed to the sight of ‘rightious men’. Nor do I want starving kids mutilated for stealing a bread roll. WAKE UP to our islamic future or suffer the consiquences.

I don’t know where to start … so I won’t.

A also see Johnny Kwango wrote 4 or 5 posts in that thread – one of which read “who cares”…

fail!
on 01 Mar 2010 at 2:41 pm Have Your Lurk

I think what niggles me is that, since Kwango doesn’t say that the swastika and BNP were separate incidents, then why should Alex say it? (No offence, Alex, just trying to bring my IQ up to yours.)
on 01 Mar 2010 at 2:50 pm brimswayne

Lurk:

Kwango believes that other parties are conspiring against the BNP, and that the swastika was carved by them to make the BNP look bad.

This opinion is frequently held by BNP supporters who can’t accept that their party is racist (or who don’t want others to think that it’s racist). The only acceptable response is to point and yell ‘twat’.

I’ve spent the entire bloody morning…

Hilarious though SYB is, you’re dangerously close to adopting the obsessive, demented mindframe that allows it to exist in the first place. Take a walk, have a think about the world and don’t worry too much about what’s on the internet.
on 01 Mar 2010 at 2:53 pm My Foot Hurts.

I think My Pocket Hurts* is right: I took Alex’s point to be that as BNP members have no racist leanings whatsoever, the swastika must have been done by some passing racist after the BNP member had wandered off, probably to help a little old muslim lady cross the road.

* no relation, as far as I’m aware
on 01 Mar 2010 at 2:54 pm My Foot Hurts.

Sorry, Pockets Hurt, not Pocket Hurts. Definitely not related.
on 01 Mar 2010 at 2:59 pm The Violent Majority

http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/comment/columnists/rod_liddle/article7043930.ece

Sorry to be miles off topic but I’ve just found some quality Kador-Buxton magic on the Times website underneath Rod Liddle’s latest ‘hilarious’ missive. I don’t know how to do blockquotes. I’m not Bill fucking Gates y’know

“Andy Kadir-Buxton wrote:

I would just like to point out that Peter Mandelson has an IQ of 85. MI5 had to teach him to write, and the CIA had to teach him to do joined up hand writing. I have been campaigning for decades to have potential PPCs pass an IQ test, and for all election literature to tell us what their IQs are so that we are informed enough to pass an opinion as to who is best equipped to represent us.”

The CIA is obviously much more mudane than they look on telly.
on 01 Mar 2010 at 3:03 pm Have Your Lurk

Ah… right. Thanks to all for giving my brain a gee-up.

@Brimswayne: I think you’re right. I should take a break. (You know something, I used to actually post to HYS. I mean, I took it seriously. I was younger and more innocent back then. It said “debate”, so I assumed it would be a debate. Never for one second did it occur to me that the Beeb simply wanted to flush society’s floaters from behind the wainscoting.)

And on that mixed metaphor, I think I’ll go back to work now.
on 01 Mar 2010 at 3:25 pm Philbert

Andy Kadir-Buxton wrote:

I would just like to point out that Peter Mandelson has an IQ of 85. MI5 had to teach him to write, and the CIA had to teach him to do joined up hand writing. I have been campaigning for decades to have potential PPCs pass an IQ test, and for all election literature to tell us what their IQs are so that we are informed enough to pass an opinion as to who is best equipped to represent us.

I heard that the KGB taught him long division and the Mossad got him to ride a bike without the stabilisers.
on 01 Mar 2010 at 3:53 pm Theodore

So who taught him to smuggle teenage Brazilian gigolos into the UK? The Women’s Institute?.
on 01 Mar 2010 at 3:56 pm SoulBoy

It’s a good job the real* Johnny Kwango is no longer with us or this imposter could be on the receiving end of one of his devastating flying headbutts.

*As real as it gets in professional wrestling.
on 01 Mar 2010 at 4:24 pm [NutterBrackets]

I don’t know about you lot, but as a wet lefty liberal do-gooder type, I am always carving swasticas on the doors of Mosques in order to stir up hatred of racist cunts amongst the non-cunt population of all creeds and colours. It keeps Johnny BNP on his toes all right! Plus it gives me an excuse for carring my Sikh stab knife on my person at all times.

Can’t stop, I’m off to spread my treacherous message of happy and contented multi-culturalism by kicking over the graves at the local Jewish cemetery.
on 01 Mar 2010 at 5:31 pm pigfrottage

@[NutterBrackets]

LOL.
on 01 Mar 2010 at 5:50 pm fucko the clown

never mind all this crap, I can’t get on the fucking playstation network, its driving me cunting mental.
on 01 Mar 2010 at 8:02 pm Ugeine

You’re not missing much, Fucko.
on 01 Mar 2010 at 9:20 pm Guardianistani

“Should there be stricter controls on sexual imagery?”.

Mikey wrote:
I’m tired of reading articles like this. People in the governement need to stop trying to control our lives. Back in the middle ages, people were getting married at 13/14 years old, and so its clearly part of human nature.

My advise to Dr Papadopoulos would be to stop whining, and stop trying to tell people how to live. I can’t take her seriously, this whole thing just reeks of ‘feminist’.

Am I the only one whose sick to the back teeth of this nanny state

Bloody ‘feminists’ with their ‘feminist’ smell interfering in Mikey’s right to marry thirteen year-olds! Shame he’s not more prolific. His one post reeks of ‘paedo’.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/blogs/profile/?userid=14355860
on 01 Mar 2010 at 9:35 pm random punter

Mikey should be groomed. If we embrace him, with the right sort of stimulation he could be satisfying our paedo slot for some time to come…
on 01 Mar 2010 at 10:31 pm Bit Special AKA La Spesh

@Fucko – you’ve got to reset the time and date, that’s all. Bastard thing nearly messed up my recording of Glee (we’ve got Play TV).

What? WHAT?
on 01 Mar 2010 at 10:45 pm [NutterBrackets]

At 06:24am on 26 Feb 2010, Richard Szenk wrote:

So what are the government going to do? Ban lads mags with pictures of boobs, tone down the adverts? And yet it is perfectly acceptable to teach children about homosexual relationships.

And people call the BNP fascists? Absolute madness.

Someone should forcibly “teach” Richard Szenk about homosexual relationships “Alabama Sledgehammer” style, the bigotted twat.
on 02 Mar 2010 at 2:00 am Nelsons' Arsehole

. <

I left a point for you guys to have.

Your site seems to be missing one since HYS changed its format.
on 02 Mar 2010 at 6:52 am Massive Propagating Bee Extinction

Nelsons’ Arsehole

. <

I left a point for you guys to have.

Your site seems to be missing one since HYS changed its format.

Yes, because this place depended on the format.

You lion’s labia.
on 02 Mar 2010 at 9:27 am Have Your Lurk

@Massive Propagating Bee Extinction

Heck, yeah, I’m clinically thick (see previous posts above) and even I could figure that one out.
on 02 Mar 2010 at 10:52 am Ceannair

Spesh, GLEE ???

GLEE ?????????????

Why oh why ?????
on 02 Mar 2010 at 10:53 am funny peculiar

@Nelson’s Arsehole… I’m forced to agree with you; the internet is such a small and restricted place that if HYS changes its format, it will be literally impossible for us find examples of ridiculous self-righteous stupidity ever again. Sad but tru FACT. For example, look at this perfectly reasoned argument from the Daily Mail about the Met Office’s long-term forecasting…

The problem is all the old school forecasters Like Bob Rust and Bill Giles etc have all retired, and the weather forecasting is now done by fluffy young things who look good on camera in a miniskirt and boots but know squat all about weather forecasting.

- Lincolnshire Lad, lincoln,
on 02 Mar 2010 at 11:04 am Kelvin

. <

I left a point for you guys to have.

Your site seems to be missing one since HYS changed its format.

Yep, looks like we’re done. It’s been fun everyone, but unless we somehow discover that despite the format changes there’s still a solid vein of stupidity on HYS I can’t see how we can possibly continue. Can the last one out turn off the lights in a liberal, multicultural way?
on 02 Mar 2010 at 11:23 am Have Your Lurk

@Massive Propagating Bee Extinction

“You lion’s labia.”

On a point of order, Nelson’s Arsehols is actually a LIONESS’s labia.
on 02 Mar 2010 at 11:25 am Rotwatcher

Spesh, GLEE ???

GLEE ?????????????

Why oh why ?????

Because it’s fucking brilliant. Good enough reason?
on 02 Mar 2010 at 11:28 am Jones

Who’d have thought, eh? Even Nelson’s Arsehole is an arsehole.

[forgets to switch off light]
on 02 Mar 2010 at 11:33 am Bugrat

Nelsons’ Arsehole

. <

I left a point for you guys to have.

Your site seems to be missing one since HYS changed its format.

Neil? Is that you?
on 02 Mar 2010 at 11:39 am Bugrat

The problem is all the old school forecasters Like Bob Rust and Bill Giles etc have all retired, and the weather forecasting is now done by fluffy young things who look good on camera in a miniskirt and boots but know squat all about weather forecasting.

– Lincolnshire Lad, lincoln,

Shit! All along I thought that weather forecasting was done by incredibly advanced computers solving equations of devilish complexity on data gathered from weather stations all over the world, but in reality it was all just some really clever bloke looking at a map with lines and symbols drawn on it. No wonder girls can’t do it..
on 02 Mar 2010 at 1:15 pm Bit Special AKA La Spesh

Thank you, Rotwatcher. I was an Am Dram nerd in my yoof. We didn’t have Playstations, 2G1C or knifecriming back then [wistful violin music strikes up]

I can still find plenny cuntery on HYS. And there’s plenny more to be found on sites such as the Daily Fail. Now is not the time to fall apart; we must be positive and united and find new places and people to mock [wistful violin music changes to stirring Elgar-esque anthem] Stay strong, Comrades!
on 02 Mar 2010 at 1:28 pm fucko the clown

Glee generally only holds my attention long enough to crack one off to that cheerleader quinn, so generally I watch up until about 30 seconds after her appearence
on 02 Mar 2010 at 4:06 pm funny peculiar

and while they are about it, can they please go upmarket with the news programmes. I don’t call it news to hear what some so called celebrity had for his/her breakfast, I want to know what is happening in the world. This celebrity culture has got completely out of hand, as most of them are famous for being famous, and not for having achieved something momentous.
- grannigrump, bolton,lancs,england.

This is the most approved comment from the Daily Mail’s article about the BBC cuts. You certainly can’t accuse Mail readers of wallowing in self-deluded hypocrisy, oh no! There’s none of that ‘sleb’ nonsense at The Mail, no sir! Strictly world events, high-brow culture and intellectual editorials.
on 02 Mar 2010 at 4:08 pm funny peculiar

shit… wrong thread

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