Outsiders and Shit Sherlocks10 Mar 2010 10:30 am

The Pre-Eminent Psychiatrist Jennifer from Yorkshire

By Alex

Thanks to Sophia. Some shite from the Mail again.

Vanessa Redgraves grossly exaggerated curtsy was hilarious last night.
Is this the republican revolutionary of old?
She is also looking and sounding a bit doddery.
However she has lost a daughter this last year and she must be suffering inside.
That will have had a huge effect on her.
- Jennifer, Yorkshire

Nah, it’s probably just wind. Wind and Communism. Fucks me up on chilly days too.

33 Responses to “The Pre-Eminent Psychiatrist Jennifer from Yorkshire”

  1. on 10 Mar 2010 at 10:53 am   Petpete

    Flip flopping on a stupid argument like a pro. I commend her lack of commitment to an opinion.

  2. on 10 Mar 2010 at 11:12 am   That Bloke in the Corner

    Not only is she ridiculing her Republican beliefs,but she slips in a bit of ageism and then excuses it all by pointing out bereavement as a possible excuse for behaviour. Only in the Mail can one find such fucked up twatbasketry. Sadly Jenniifer has the vote (and will probably be protesting with it by voting BNP,the only party that listens to the indijeenus Ingerlish, at the upcoming Hustings ARE YOU LISTENING GORDON CLOWN?EH?EH?TIME TO GO!!!!???!!! etc, etc………).

  3. on 10 Mar 2010 at 11:36 am   Jones

    I had no idea that performers all over the world were acknowledging our monarchy when they bow or curtsey, how educational.

  4. on 10 Mar 2010 at 12:07 pm   phil@vvb

    Whereas suffering externally would probably just wash over her.

  5. on 10 Mar 2010 at 12:14 pm   Theodore

    I can’t start to imagine how dull Jennnifer’s life must be if she has actually bothered to post such a banal, trite, pointless comment on such a non-story.
    I suppose habitual Daily Mail and HYS commenting might stop people slitting their wrists and lying down in warm baths but I do wish they would consider the second option a little more often.

  6. on 10 Mar 2010 at 12:27 pm   [NutterBrackets]

    I got a DVD for Christmas called: “Danny Dyer’s Hilarious Grossly Exaggerated Curtsy Gaffs Part 2″. Frankly I think a lot of them are just the result of internalising the pain of something or other that might have happened recently, but the one where the curtsy gets stuck in the mud and then a dog runs on and heads it is brilliant.

  7. on 10 Mar 2010 at 12:35 pm   Shackleton

    Jennifer’s musings are so wonderfully disparate, I’m imagining someone with a lot more programming know-how than me could make some kind of celebrity analysis Twat-O-Tron:

    Stephen Fry’s ludicrous Twitter updates were fantastic last week.
    Is this the Footlights actor of old?
    He is looking quite thin though these days.
    And he did that M&S advert.
    That will have had a huge effect on his bank balance.

    Though try as I might, I just can’t get the required level of insanity into it…

  8. on 10 Mar 2010 at 12:36 pm   brown town

    I can’t start to imagine how dull Jennnifer’s life must be if she has actually bothered to post such a banal, trite, pointless comment on such a non-story.

    Where as people who comment on comments obviously lead much more exciting lives.

    (when someone inevitably comments on my comment about a comment about a comment, I fear we may be risking the very fabric of the internet by sheer weight of comment.)

  9. on 10 Mar 2010 at 12:37 pm   brown town

    Blockquote fail!

  10. on 10 Mar 2010 at 12:44 pm   Mr Cat

    More Jennifer please.

  11. on 10 Mar 2010 at 12:48 pm   dirigible

    As any Communist will tell you, for a truly powerful proletarian movement you need more roughage.

  12. on 10 Mar 2010 at 12:56 pm   Cab Grunter (BA Kronos Studies from Starfleet Academy)

    Actually the “curtsy” was her trying to lay a bomb.

  13. on 10 Mar 2010 at 1:04 pm   Ugly Newt

    Brown town:

    Blockquote fail!

    You should have left that off – as it was, your comment about nested levels of boring comments could have been read as a smug self-referential joke.

  14. on 10 Mar 2010 at 2:21 pm   SoulBoy

    Another gift from the HYS mods – How Can We Reduce Reoffending? Haven’t found a “bring back the birch” yet but plenty of “life means life”, “prisons are like holiday camps/4 star hotels” etc.

    If Tolstoy were alive in Britain today, he would have to name his book “Crime and Reward”

    As it seems to be in vogue to show you have read a forrin book or two round here I should point out that Dostoyevsky is also planning to rename one of his books “War and…. sorry, where was I? Whenever I hear that word I feel a little tingle down below”

  15. on 10 Mar 2010 at 2:54 pm   herman pett

    If Tolstoy were alive in Britain today, he would have to name his book “Crime and Reward”

    and i suppose they’ll expect “the one hundred and twenty days of sodom” to go metric and all?

    christ, woman!

  16. on 10 Mar 2010 at 3:20 pm   Mr Cat

    I likes this random piece of devils advocacy

    227. At 12:52pm on 10 Mar 2010, Martina wrote:
    Criminals are not happy creatures. They do not know how to survive and get on in society. They are at odds with the values of a society that praises some sections of the community, yet restricts and persecutes others.
    Criminals do not know how to extracate themselves from their current ‘rut’.
    But remember, criminals are only criminals based on a set of laws that very few of us ‘own’. Those laws existed before we were born, developed in a time of immense injustice and conservatism, and will exist after we die. A criminal is someone who falls into disfavour with our laws and values.
    I pity criminals for being lost in this world, out of control, and fearful of one demon or another. Ironically, the victims are the lucky ones!!
    Treat criminals as people who don’t know how the world works. Once they figure it out, they will stop being people who are ‘nasty’. But remember this, most crimes are not against the law ….. as we know from the banking crisis, the starvation of populations, unjust government policies, poor managers, indifference, and mothers who trick men into believing her children are biologically also his (when they are not).
    No – laws need to be re-written.

    Banking crisis – check
    Starvation – check
    unjust policies – check
    poor managers – err… ok – check
    mothers who trick men into believing her children are biologically also his (when they are not) – errrr – can we just run through that one again?

  17. on 10 Mar 2010 at 3:23 pm   Ugly Newt

    Also, victim-blaming: check

  18. on 10 Mar 2010 at 3:30 pm   Cab Grunter

    Poor lad. Only just found out he’s a jaffa, obviously.

  19. on 10 Mar 2010 at 3:35 pm   Shackleton

    But remember, criminals are only criminals based on a set of laws that very few of us ‘own’.

    Right. I won’t be posting much any more, I’m going to put together a presentation for Dragon’s Den.

    If you can name stars, I can sell the rights to name laws, God damn it. Bids accepted for the Human Rights Act 1998, corporations, individuals and nations all allowed. I’m hoping for The People’s Republic of China Year of the Tiger Human Rights Act Sponsored by Nike.

  20. on 10 Mar 2010 at 3:58 pm   Loumo

    Can I have the Criminal Justice Act, please? I’ve got nearly a tenner in pennies, and some string. I wish to call it the “Rave? Rave??? What’s wrong with a nice cup of tea and some Wagner, Mildred? Why can’t they be more like us? Act”

  21. on 10 Mar 2010 at 4:09 pm   Roeby

    poor managers, indifference, and mothers who trick men into believing her children are biologically also his (when they are not).
    No – laws need to be re-written.

    For fucks sake, is my ex STILL harping on about that! I tell you, one little fling with a YTS employee….

  22. on 10 Mar 2010 at 4:13 pm   Shackleton

    @Loumo – I’m actually foot-tapping my way through the afternoon in the office to a bit of Orbital right now. It’s a done deal, and you can have the rights to giving it a new logo too. I’m not saying it has to be a fluorescent yellow face, but…

  23. on 10 Mar 2010 at 4:20 pm   Loumo

    @Shackleton
    We will be having a jingle rather than a logo. It will go
    “Oh, and if you see your mother this weekend, remember to tell her…”

  24. on 10 Mar 2010 at 4:46 pm   brown town

    I wouldn’t mind the rights to the Misuse of Drugs Act, that would be a nice little earner. I would pile all of my profits into buying some top quality ganga and sell it at a knock down price.

  25. on 10 Mar 2010 at 4:48 pm   Richard Littlejohn's Funny Bone

    Just to note that the crazy re-writing laws post was from a “Martina”. Or maybe it’s Martin A.

    Jennifer from Yorkshire sounds a bit like Tim Key in that post. I agree we need more of this lady.

    And – oh yeah – they’re both massive mentals

  26. on 10 Mar 2010 at 7:40 pm   Massive Propagating Bee Extinction

    I’d like to sponsor the Equality Bill and change every instance of the word “black” to “coloured”.

  27. on 10 Mar 2010 at 10:16 pm   Any Rand Will Do

    I’d like the rights to the Laws of Physics so that I can rename them I don’t know much about science but I know what I like.

  28. on 10 Mar 2010 at 11:32 pm   Kelvin

    Tch. It’s very vain to want a law named after you.

  29. on 11 Mar 2010 at 2:03 am   Mr. Sod

    I didn’t have much say in the matter.

  30. on 11 Mar 2010 at 2:27 am   Shackleton

    @Kelvin. I’m sitting here stoned, and smirking at your comment, but when I actually got it I burst out giggling like a fresh young schoolgirl. One of the most stealthily hilarious and viciously clever thing’s I’ve seen in a long while. Cheers.

  31. on 11 Mar 2010 at 2:29 am   Shackleton

    I may be munted, but “thing’s”? I managed ‘stealthily’, ‘hilarious’ and ‘viciously’ but tripped up with ‘thing’s'?

    Don’t do drugs kids.

  32. on 11 Mar 2010 at 9:00 am   That Bloke in the Corner

    and mothers who trick men into believing her children are biologically also his (when they are not).

    Am I sensing an underlying agenda here?

  33. on 12 Mar 2010 at 7:34 am   Yakoub

    This is the best blog EVER. Humanity in all its insane glory. Thank you!