Comments on: Big Shitter

By: Very Tenables

Very Tenables — Wed, 17 Mar 2010 17:02:30 +0000

Nelson, the clock on this machine is wrong. As in, the posted time is an hour later than the real time.

Does it matter? Somehow, I doubt it.

By: Very Tenables

Very Tenables — Wed, 17 Mar 2010 17:00:41 +0000

Does he mean ‘moot’ in the sense of ‘purely academic’, or ‘arguable’?

There’s plenty more witless pedantry where that came from.

By: Pirate Pete

Pirate Pete — Tue, 16 Mar 2010 00:26:55 +0000

Funny that Hitler’s Penis hasn’t put in an appearance for ages… I worry about him sometimes, poor little thing.

By: one of the eds

one of the eds — Mon, 15 Mar 2010 22:07:17 +0000

Hey! Welcome back Gobbler!

By: Gobbler, The Oral Sex Alsatian

Gobbler, The Oral Sex Alsatian — Mon, 15 Mar 2010 12:33:01 +0000

pant, pant, pant, wag, wag, wag, lick!

By: Kriss Akabusi

Kriss Akabusi — Mon, 15 Mar 2010 09:49:43 +0000

I’ve got an actual-size cardboard cut-out of Kriss Akabusi, with a flap to put my cock through… so it looks like Kriss Akabusi has a white man’s cock.

Let me know if you need an actual size cardboard cutout of Kris Akabusi’s cock.

By: Any Rand will do

Any Rand will do — Sun, 14 Mar 2010 19:41:33 +0000

Pomposity outbreak at CiF - although nobody is actually saying "methinks". In response to a piece suggesting that Cameron has no empathy with ordinary people 'cos he went to Eton we get Stevehill, who says without a trace of irony

Having retired from a City career where I might well have enjoyed the odd black tie dinner at Mansion House or whatever - as well as working professionally with assorted bankrupts and unemployed people - I will very typically now spend a weekend evening in our village's one and only pub talking to farm labourers policemen, a couple of teachers, a graphic artist, a lawnmower salesman, a theatrical producer and whoever else is around.

What he doesn't know is that the moment he has finished his half pint of Scrumpy Jack (with ice) and headed out into the night the place actually becomes a real community pub, united in vigorous debate over what makes "Steve" such an utter twatpacket.

By: damon green

damon green — Sun, 14 Mar 2010 16:02:57 +0000

I once convinced my kids that `moot’ was the rudest swearword in the English language, and promised a thorough beating to any child who uttered it.

Then we went for a day trip to Aldeburgh and they spotted signs for the `Moot Hall.’ I still don’t think my reputation has recovered.

By: Cab "Methinks" Grunter

Cab "Methinks" Grunter — Sun, 14 Mar 2010 14:11:03 +0000

Wankito ergo sum. I wank, therefore I am. QED methinks, dear reader!!

Generally I like to masturbate softly into an eggcup. Or furiously into a marmite jar.

By: random punter

random punter — Sun, 14 Mar 2010 10:58:09 +0000

Awesome indeed. People are joining that site at the rate of about 10 a minute at the moment.

Stephen Hall: she wont b saying that if it was her kid.call her scum but scum ant good for her.
13 minutes ago · Report

Tammy Cornelius: only 2 words sum her up n excuse the language, its a sick cunt!!!!!!!!
10 minutes ago · Report

I love the old “two words” invocation – always brings to mind Sid Waddell.