Delusions of Grandeur and Moderation Martyrs and The Regular Twats15 Mar 2010 10:57 am
By Alex

Thanks to Glenn. No, really, thanks to Glenn. This Have Your Say reform has hit us all hard here, and it’s good to be reminded of the power of change to generate pompous, wounded stupidity.

When the leader is in charge of ‘Have your Say’ and makes a total mess of ‘updating’ it so that it loses it’s point and it’s appeal – without consulting any of the contributors.

OK, so not the worst bullying I’ve ever suffered but my feelings are definitely hurt. No recommendations? How am I supposed to feel heard? Is anybody out there?

Chris Jones, Rickmansworth, United Kingdom

It’s always hard losing something you love. Chris Jones may have a little void in his heart where the ‘recommend’ button used to be, but it will heal with time. Until then, we’ll find him standing, dejected-looking, in the bread aisle at Sainsbury’s, poking wistfully at a pack of white English muffins.

30 Responses to “The End of an Era”

  1. on 15 Mar 2010 at 11:10 am That Bloke in the Corner

    When the leader is in charge

    There we have it. Proof positive that the tin foil hat wearers have been right all along, there is a mythical ‘THEM’, and they have a leader, and their plan for global domination starts with the removal of the recommendation button.Why oh why did we not listen to them?

  2. on 15 Mar 2010 at 11:12 am Mr Cat

    It really is the end of an era. Silent Koala is leaving the blogosphere.

  3. on 15 Mar 2010 at 12:13 pm Jones

    I supposed to feel heard

    The same way you always do. By cover of darkness, equipped with thermal goggles you filthy udder stroker.

    Don’t worry, I’ve got my coat. I’m off outside to simultaneously dance a jig of joy and weep uncontrollably for the Silent Koala.

  4. on 15 Mar 2010 at 12:16 pm Jones

    Oops! I accidently cropped that quote in a way that makes Chris Jones look like an idiot. The shame of it.

    Feel free to add a “How am” to the quote and let Chris convince you of his idiocy all by himself.

  5. on 15 Mar 2010 at 12:29 pm random punter

    Poor Chris – he tried so hard, and was building up to getting a Recommendation that wasn’t from one of his socks. Now he will never experience the joy of being acknowledged and respected by an anonymous person on the internet. How disheartening it would be for him if only he knew that he receives less approbation than the Twat-o-Tron.

    We should start a support group for distressed and unacknowledged HYSers.

    For me – the dumbass filters in use at my place of work will allow me to read, but not comment on SK’s blog, so I’m weeping alone till I get home. I shall now have to find another blog to ping-pong with SYB in those desperate hours when my time is being paid for. I just hope that SK introduces matrix management into his company’s Operating Model, and elects to nominate himself as the pilot for the programme, with him managing TB remotely. Such larks – such larks.

    Fuck – my HR role is starting to find its way into my blog comments – I’d better have myself disciplined.

  6. on 15 Mar 2010 at 12:34 pm Cab Grunter

    Until then, we’ll find him standing, dejected-looking, in the bread aisle at Sainsbury’s, poking wistfully at a pack of white English muffins.

    I now have an image of a small man in a cagoule knobbing a muffin a la American Pie. Wistful? Fistful.

  7. on 15 Mar 2010 at 12:50 pm That Bloke in the Corner

    I’d better have myself disciplined.

    on works time Random Punter?, oooeeer missus

  8. on 15 Mar 2010 at 12:53 pm ad ho

    I suppose “the leader” does have a track record for unpopular IT projects, but I thought he already got hanged by telly.

  9. on 15 Mar 2010 at 1:27 pm Pirate Pete

    Regarding the Sainsburys’ aisle incident,it could be worse – what if they were cheesy muffins…

  10. on 15 Mar 2010 at 1:40 pm That Bloke in the Corner

    Sorry for being off topic here, but from the HYS on making commuting easier.

    At 11:42am on 15 Mar 2010, Rogerborg wrote:

    According to the supermarkets, there are closer to 80 million people living in the UK than the 61 million official figure.

    So let’s round up the 19 million illegals – it’s really not that hard to spot them – and instead of housing them in nice flats while we cross the T’s on their deportation papers, put them to work building roads, schools and hospitals to pay us back for all the services that they’ve been stealing.

    Could this be called subliminal racism? I just loved the ‘It’s really not that hard to spot them’ line.
    It’s not that hard to spot them really as they are the ones who are not as white as the indigenous Rogerborg.

  11. on 15 Mar 2010 at 1:47 pm Rod Wrongnob

    not the worst bullying I’ve ever suffered

    For some reason I find this a credible assertion.

  12. on 15 Mar 2010 at 1:59 pm Cab Grunter

    For some reason I find this a credible assertion.

    Absolutely – his mum gave him wedgies and the dog stuck its cock in his ear.

  13. on 15 Mar 2010 at 2:22 pm MightyMil

    Just imagine going to a GP with a severe and raging case of dog cock ear.

  14. on 15 Mar 2010 at 2:25 pm pigfrottage

    SK’s joy is our loss, but let us not be sad. Be glad, for he may well end up a happier fellow. He will be subject to less idiocy, certainly. Now all he has to do is work out why he has two vulvas…

  15. on 15 Mar 2010 at 2:40 pm oliver

    Sorry totally off topic but here’s one of the oddest crowbarrings of an unrelated point I’ve ever seen, from a story on the cancellation of this year’s cheese rolling:

    “brooklyn says:
    March 12, 2010 at 2:04 PM
    200 years out the window?

    Maybe they really didn’t want an event which mimics the manner of the Democratic Party’s concept of governing in such a complete way?

    Nancy, Harry, Barack, Hillary, etc., all look like they are rolling after cheese down a hill.”

  16. on 15 Mar 2010 at 2:55 pm [NutterBrackets]

    Chris: “Doctor, there is something wrong with my ear”

    Doctor: “Hmmm, you appear to be suffering from a nasty case of raging dog cock ear.”

    Chris: “But what could have caused that?”

    Doctor: “Usually this follows directly from losing a ‘recommend’ button, perhaps on a licence payer funded web site that is used by twats to give the World their ill-informed opinions. It’s all about not being heard you see.”

    Chris: “Damn you Gordon Clown! Damn you to Hell!”

  17. on 15 Mar 2010 at 3:03 pm Marx & Sparx

    & “therein” lies the problem “methinks”. If the poor chap has been wondering round with a dogs schlong in his ear from an early age then he most likely can’t hear himself, ” ergo” no one can hear him.

  18. on 15 Mar 2010 at 3:16 pm Schroduck

    According to the supermarkets, there are closer to 80 million people living in the UK than the 61 million official figure.

    You know how it is. You go in for a loaf of a bread and a couple of pints of milk, and then Tesco just suddenly starts screaming Daily Mail talking points at you. Probably some sort of Jewish-IRA conspiracy run by Benazir Bhutto.

  19. on 15 Mar 2010 at 3:33 pm Shackleton

    14% of the Prison Population are not British nationals.
    16% of British prisoners are non-white.

    So nearly a third of UK prisoners are non-white.

    Baildon

    I was forgetting for a minute there that not being a British national makes you non-white. I wonder who’s going to tell America that they’re all black?

  20. on 15 Mar 2010 at 3:36 pm That Bloke in the Corner

    I wonder who’s going to tell America that they’re all black?

    I will leave that job up to Chief Sitting Bull

  21. on 15 Mar 2010 at 3:41 pm Will

    In case anyone was wondering, Chris’s post got 2 whole recommendations. So sad that he will never be heard so much again.

  22. on 15 Mar 2010 at 5:03 pm Ugly Newt

    14% of the Prison Population are not British nationals.
    16% of British prisoners are non-white.

    So nearly a third of UK prisoners are non-white.

    28% is nearer a quarter than a third. But I’m pretty confident that
    Baildon has never considered percents of percents, and simply added 16
    to 14. Useless count.

  23. on 15 Mar 2010 at 5:36 pm That Bloke in the Corner

    How am I supposed to feel heard? Is anybody out there?

    Sadly Chris, I am out here and can hear you, but on the plus side, you and your ilk provide SYB with hours of mirth and merriment, so please keep up your impotent bleatings on HYS, or I shall have to actually do some work.

  24. on 15 Mar 2010 at 7:19 pm Massive Propagating Bee Extinction

    That Bloke in the Corner

    Could this be called subliminal racism?

    I think it’s more like actual racism. “It’s not hard to spot them” is usually found living in the same environments as “They’re taking our jobs”, “Britain’s full”, “indigenous British (not English) white people”, “Them darkies are good runners, I’ll give them that”, and “Them fucking Pakis next door with the fucking kids and the fucking bangy-rar music”.

  25. on 15 Mar 2010 at 7:48 pm silent koala

    In a sense, although sadly not the properly technical legal one, I am soon to be “A Dirty Immigrant, Comin’ Over Here, Taking Our Jobs”.

    I find this immensely pleasing.

  26. on 15 Mar 2010 at 9:01 pm That Bloke in the corner

    @Massive Propagating Bee Extinction, you forgot the classic “I don’t mind the sambo’s though, they have got good rhythm”
    a la Love thy Neighbour

  27. on 15 Mar 2010 at 9:02 pm That Bloke in the corner

    “A Dirty Immigrant, Comin’ Over Here, Taking Our Jobs”.

    You’ll be alright SK, as long as you have a bath first.

  28. on 16 Mar 2010 at 2:11 am Cab Grunter

    Official: treatment for Dog Cock Ear found!

    “Now, be honest son. If it’s wax we can syringe it. If it’s Schnauzer semen we’ll have to get Rolf Harris in…”

  29. on 16 Mar 2010 at 4:19 am one of the eds

    the dumbass filters in use at my place of work

    I wish we had some of those at my place of work.

    Baildon has never considered percents of percents, and simply added 16
    to 14. Useless count.

    I think you’ve got a superfluous ‘o’ in there.

  30. on 16 Mar 2010 at 1:36 pm Granpaw Broon

    Regarding Baildon’s logic: Even if he is right, then that means that White Indigernous Ingerlish types make up 70% of the prison population, and should therefore be stopped and searched a lot more than the Forrins.