“I’m rapping, I’m rapping, I’m rapping for fun. I’m your goalie, your number one.”

Yep, it’s the Deportivo Wanka one thanks.

Mines the Dulka Prague away kit.

Ah, “World In Motion.”

Best football anthem ever.

I’ll get my track-top. It’s the one with “We’re on the march with Ally’s Army” on the back.

If I was a dingo, wild panda or a seal,
Then my fate would be a very big deal,
But I am just a lowly English man,
Stuck on the M25 in my white van.

Bless..

“Ye sons of Great Britain, clap the hands on the ends of your arms,
As you read the doggerel written br Lee John Barnes,
Who supports our brave soldiers who go to war wearing khaki,
But really doesn’t like the Muslims and the Darkies.

He believes in the virtues of our ancient pagan culture,
Not for LJB leaving his body outside to be pecked by a vulture,
He wishes to go back to days when there were no black people here,
When women stayed in the kitchen, and wouldn’t dream of going to a pub to drink beer.

To expel all Asians he exhorts us to hurry,
But then he writes about how much he loves a curry
In his mind, his blog is an intellectual delight,
But to anyone possessed of a brain bigger than a hazelnut it’s a bag of unadulterated shite”.

I was toying with the Leee John link but instead…

I thought John Barnes would be found on the left wing. Hell of a poet though

You’ve got to hold and give
But do it at the right time
You can be slow or fast
But you must get to the line
They’ll always hit you and hurt you
Defend and attack
Theres only one way to beat them
Get round the back
Catch me if you can
Cos’ I’m the England man
And what you’re looking at
Is the master plan
We ain’t no hooligans
This ain’t a football song
Three lions on my chest
I know we can’t go wrong

Trainspotter’s anorak for me

Andraste said…

In Bravo Two Zero Andy McNab has an amusing story about how the SAS in Hereford have a staple diet of two pints of Guinness and a bag of chips… LOL.

McNab is a twat – I am harder than him, he is a pussy.

I have however just posted this (pending moderator’s approval):

“For as our England fades into black,
What we have lost, cannot come back.”

Excellent subtle racism there (emphasis my own). Nice one. I also like the fact that your website is white-on-black – is that a little nod to the way you feel the world should be?

John Barnes FTW!

Lee John Barnes says “COGNITIVE DISSIDENCE, THE MECHANISM OF WARFARE AND SUBVERSION FOR INTELLECTUAL REVOLUTIONARIES”

With lyrics like that it’s no wonder Imagination were a flash in the pan.

… it’s the 80s snow-wash denim jacket with all the badges, ta…