Comments on: Do Allow Their Breasts

By: Doe, Adair, a female deer

Doe, Adair, a female deer — Tue, 30 Mar 2010 12:39:48 +0000

or the counter is radioactive?

By: Ed aka Lurkshire Bubble-Hunt

Ed aka Lurkshire Bubble-Hunt — Mon, 29 Mar 2010 20:04:08 +0000

If you like Venn diagrams so much…

By: 773 (metric)

773 (metric) — Mon, 29 Mar 2010 18:12:16 +0000

Surely that means he’s radioactive.

By: Schroduck

Schroduck — Mon, 29 Mar 2010 15:01:44 +0000

I think the scientific research (funded by a grant from the Tit Doctors Institute) went like this:

Findings:
1) Douglas Grenfell considers himself an aggressive lover.
2) Women will not let Douglas Grenfell touch their bumpy bits.
3) Women don’t want to get cancer.

Conclusion:
Touching women’s breasts aggressively causes cancer.

On a similarly scientific note, this comment was on the same thread.

I met a bloke who has to climb pylons for a living. He has a geiger counter with him and it’s clicking away when he’s at the pylon. As an experiment he turns the counter on when they are at the nearest houses, where the law allows them to be in relation to the pylon – it’s still going faster than is safe.

Anyone who didn’t completely fail O-level/GCSE/back-of-a-box-of-Kellogg’s-Rice-Crispies Physics is invited to scream.

By: pigfrottage

pigfrottage — Mon, 29 Mar 2010 12:35:47 +0000

Petpete,

LOL’d at the archive reference. Still funny now.

I suspect more of a Venn Diagram is called for, with subsets of “sqeezing too hard”, “definitely some risk of producing some milk”, “causing cancer by eating a vitamin pill” and “exposure to French philospohers”

By: TrumpsCombOver

TrumpsCombOver — Mon, 29 Mar 2010 11:19:00 +0000

Doug ‘Doc’ Grenfell has never been hugged, as he is terrified of catching ‘full body cancer’

By: Petpete

Petpete — Mon, 29 Mar 2010 11:07:53 +0000

@Kelvin
http://ifyoulikeitsomuchwhydontyougolivethere.com/2009/03/18/baconcancer-matrix/

It actually contains breast cancer references which is topical and is giving me ‘torpaedo willy’

@Ugly Newt

I meant Ferocity, but my fat fingers stumble so…

By: [NutterBrackets]

[NutterBrackets] — Mon, 29 Mar 2010 11:06:49 +0000

I don’t think chips are the same without a generous dose of toxins on top, so I will take my chances with that one thank you.

By: Ugly Newt

Ugly Newt — Mon, 29 Mar 2010 11:02:41 +0000

verocity of grope

Is that like ferocity, velocity, veracity or all three?

By: Kelvin

Kelvin — Mon, 29 Mar 2010 10:47:09 +0000

I’m pretty sure that said matrix would just become an exercise in listing as many euphemisms as the author knew for the female mammary gland, and that’s the kind of lazy writing I can’t condone.