Thanks to Rónán. On that Bloody Sunday report a while back. Ever think it’s crazy how judges/PC liberals decide on goodies and baddies based on who does good things and who does bad things, rather than who is a lion with a plucky sidekick and who has bumbling henchmen and a skull for a face? Well you’re not alone.
lochraven wrote:
Isn’t it funny how people’s sense of right and wrong changes with each circumstance, and who’s doing what to whom? I think this whole incident should be called a draw. No winners, and no losers. Stop looking for a villain, it’ll get you nowhere.
It’s funnier how people’s sense of flat-head and cross-head depends on what screw they’re screwing into what. Where’s the consistency, eh?
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By the power of Grayskull, I declare this incident a draw.
I think Lochraven is protesting a bit too much.
Isn’t it funny how you can have a concise idea of what you want to express but when you commit those thoughts into typed words you can make yourself look like an utter twat?
By this logic the whole of the Afghanistan conflict (18xx-2xxx) is going to have to be referred to the Football Pools for a rained off decision.
*rain postponed.. dur
I’m still confused about Tianenmen Square. Who were the bad guys?
@Theodore
The Chinese?
I’ve just realised. Could it be that there are no truly bad, or truly good, people in the world? That we all have the potential to do bad, good, and – shock! bad and good?
Why is good taxpayer’s money (yours and mineQ!!) wasted on “inquiries” when we could just consult PAUL the ‘psychic’ octopus and get a definitive answer once and for all!!!
David weighs in.
David, we’ve been down this road before…
Isn’t it funny how people’s sense of light and dark changes with the time of day? It would be better if we just agreed that it’s always twilight.
Last night’s News at 10? Looked like a draw to me. A homosexual relationship? Let’s call it a draw. Breakfast at McDonalds? Undeniably a draw.
Pan-fried otter bollocks? Clearly a draw.
A wooden box with a handle on the front that slides into and out of a larger wooden box?
Have Your Lurk? Nul points
If those chaps hadn’t ‘drawn’ their weapons this whole mishap wouldn’t have occurred. That Lochravin’ should think twice before calling for more ‘draws’.
hmm. “Let him have it”
@Dean Cramvoid
That would be a drawer you semi-literate knob.
So, the Nazis, were they the bad guys, or have we just let their frightening atrocities cloud our judgement?
Nackstre, are you sure you’re putting your quote marks in the right place? David only drew his ‘weapon’ in order to help…
yeah everyone knows draw is what tony hart did, in between touching up children whilst mincing in the gallery with his penis shaped friend, morph
@Edwin
It’s not as simple as that. It changes with each circumstance.
Their caps had skulls on them. Big clue right there.
Oh good, Fucko’s back.
@Random Punter
That would be “you semi-literate nob”, yeah?
It’ll be decided on penalties.
Nah, some French twat will cheat and get the win.
Bitter about the World Cup ? Nah.
lochraven ain’t the only one baffled by the basic notion of morality; behold Chris from the HYS on gay forrins being given golden palaces for free by the government.
Well that’s a sensible, if not exactly succintly put, opinion there Chris.
Right. So I think women should have the same rights as men, and be treated with the same standards. So if I see a woman being beaten to death, I simply walk on, whistling. Isn’t logic fun?
Couple more gems of wisdom. (I can’t think of anything to add to the original post, it’s pretty much perfect as it is)
Or to put it another way; ‘I’ve been to countries with ragheads everywhere, so I know more than anyone about Iran’.
Either Al thinks the sun is something that doesn’t happen in Muslim countries and is genuinely worried about peope living in fear, or it’s a typo and he meant ‘darkies’.
As opposed to a closet, continuous, lapsed gay man. Something doesn’t add up.
Kris,
Correct me if I’m wrong, but if you saw a MAN being beaten to death, then you’d walk on, whistling nonchalantly, but if you saw a WOMAN being beaten to death, you’d do something about it.
You couldn’t make it up.
Of course, the specific reason that people would flee persecution based on their sexuality is precisely because they are not treated the “same” as everyone else – they fear persecution, specifically because they are a member of a “particular social group”, bringing them under the ambit of the 1951 Convention…
Lalalalala
@Dean Spacefiller
Well kno, actually.
However, I’m off on my jollies shortly, so we’ll have to call it a draw.
Many moons ago, I was applying for promotion.
“So, Mr. Gerbil, how would you solve the Northern Ireland Problem?”
“Well, if I could, I wouldn’t be applying for a job as a Systems Analyst.”
Didn’t get it, either.
“Stop looking for a villain, it’ll get you nowhere.”
Hmm, I reckon I’ve worked out Raoul Moat’s HYS username.
Based on my experiences of being on holiday in some countries, I cant understand why the people need to work so hard and don’t seem to have much money. I managed to spend all my time by the pool, why couldn’t they?
You’re wrong. Men don’t tend to be harassed/abused/attacked just for being male in public.
I entirely base my decisions regarding who is a goodie and who is a baddie on what I think Serena Williams would want me to think.
As it is basically impossible to draw a tennis match I am saying Bloody Sunday was a straight sets win for the British Army. However, they cheated by not using tennis rackets so the plucky Northern Irish protesters can through to the next round where they will face Roger Federer.
Hope they twat him.
Trust me, the blockquotes are the least of your problems. When people take the piss out of you it is not because you messed up the blockquotes.
You still need to work on finding some nice to counterbalance that that oversupply of dim you have.
In the meantime, I would be vaguely interested to know who you imagine is president of this Republic of Jamaica you just invented?
@Ugly Newt
Yes, I know, but what I meant was, in Kris’s post he said that if he saw someone being beaten to death he’d walk on, whistling nonchalantly. Look, forget it, all right? I’m sure he wouldn’t do that, and I’m not so fucked up with OCD that I actually want to take it further. Sandra Bullock’s on TV tonight.
@ tw@tbasket.com
I take it you do not agree with my take on history then?
You diss Hitlers concentration camps whilst paying taxes to fund our own ( Guatanamo bay and Gaza) to name but two.
We commited genocide in Dresden burning German women and children alive by the thousand, we now just pick on arabs in Iraq and Afganistan, although we may diversify to Korea if the agenda goes to plan.
We let our elderly either starve or freeze to death in winter, deny cancer patients drugs, yet MP’s fill their baskets with homes, second homes, luxury goods from John Lewis like some TV gameshow contestants.
We deny funds to healthcare, education and decent policing whilst we all work harder and harder for lower levels of disposable income.
YES, we really are the good guys. Still, lets ignore the rest of the world and take the piss out of those muppets on HYS and the Mail, that we we can pretend we are really clever and smug and not part of the mess this world is in.
President of the Republic of Jamaica, well it would have to be me dad, Bob, see in my timeline he is very much alive. In this timeline he managed to avoid being tackled by Danny Baker and more importantly he wore some footy boots.
who let all the fun go,its got all serious now.I don’t come to SYB for serious debate.I come here to pretend to be really clever and smug and ignore all the problems of the world by taking the piss out of muppets on HYS and the Mail.THIS IS A BLOODY OUTRAGE!!!!
I think my brain just short-circuited because I am cackling at the thought of anyone “dissing” Nazi concentration camps.
sad face
Tim nice but dim, you’re bRanes have just been SpOken. Take it from me, lad, people come here to escape, not to solve the world’s problems. Or even think about them, for that matter.
Oh, and Gaza isn’t a concentration camp. And as bad as the world is today, I’d take it like a shot over what Mr. Hitler had in mind.
@Tim
You’re right. Nelson et al, it’s time you stopped pissing our time away and realised there is some fucking important and like, totally unfair shit happening out there. Only by whinging about it on the internet instead of having any kind of mild fun at all can you be as much of a fucking hero as Tim.
@Lurk
Actually, the point I was making was…oh nevermind.
Tim, I hate to break this to you, but you don’t have a “take on history”. You have a tattered copy of Mein Kampf with most of the pages stuck together.
I agree with lochraven. The families of the deceased are only pissed off because they happened to be the ones that were shot in the back as they’re running away unarmed.
We shouldn’t be so quick to demonise people who shoot unarmed people in the back, which is why it would me nice to see Mr. Cameron apologise to this poor Raoul Moat guy for all the negative attention he’s been receiving lately.
Stop looking for a villain guys, it’ll get you nowhere.
His views on the release of the Lockerbie bomber are interesting:
Seriously, stop looking for a villain. It’ll get you nowhere. I’m calling the whole Lockerbie situation a drawer, myself.
Ironically enough, it seems his sense of right and wrong changes with each circumstance, and depending on who’s doing what to whom.
That William Burroughs cut-up thing is loads of fun:
I dont get it.
I’m calling the whole Lockerbie situation a drawer, myself.
A Lockerbiel drawer no less.
Mine’s the one with the big epaulettes.
!!?*! Where did my blockquotes go?
It’s mostly about Tim nice but dim’s basket of shite.
@Muammar Abu Minyar al-Lurk; get some therapy.
“yet MP’s fill their baskets with homes”
Jesus titty-fucking christ do I miss Dale Wintons Supermarket Sweep.
Please get rid of Tim (not) Nice but Dim.
I don’t come here to read Nazi apologies.
I go to Naziapologies.com for that.
Tim is a founder member.
Never mind Tim and his arsedribble. I want to see Fucko’s penis.
@tim nice but dim
Look at this and then tell me you still love Hitler:
http://sports.popcrunch.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/serena-williams-ebony.jpg
Well, Tim, you seem to have achieved the impossible: finally there’s something that all of SYB agree on.
I like pie.
Something about can we make it funny now la spesh and the clown are back.
Less Tim (tongue in cheek or not), more Nelson and mocking of teh idiots please…
Any mor e of this and I’m sure we’ll be back to bumming foxes etc…
A draw?! Surely it should go to a sudden death penalty shoot out?
Can someone fetch me my burkha? Ta.
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