Armchair Generals09 Jul 2010 10:28 am

Sneaky Bombs

By Alex

Thanks to Chris.

bigsid
I watch with sadness as our brave soldiers are constantly being reported as being victims of IED’s whilst on foot patrol.

It would seem to me then that maybe in the areas where a lot of this is constantly happening, a curfew should be set at sundown and locals should be made to stay in their compounds or villages (there’s no streetlights so they don’t really have any legitimate business to be outside their compounds).

During nightfall, drones, satellites, helicopters etc. could be watching these hot spots using infrared sights and if they see people huddled by roadsides, or areas known to be likely used for IED’s, they could call in an air strike, mortar or big bomb to land on their heads.

As the locals would have been warned of this curfew and the repercussions of it, they would stay indoors and only IED planters would have any reason to break the curfew.

After a few get bombed, the rest would think twice about planting their sneaky bombs.

Another stupid, cretinous, half-baked idea from some mouthy prick with zero military war-experience of real fighting in the proper army. I mean, when do we use an air strike, when do we use a mortar and when do we use a big bomb? Are we going to scope in smallish, middle-sized and really-big bombs? What about those rocket-sized sniffer-bombs to find the sneaky bombs and desneak them? You’ve not thought this through.

Seriously though, what if a Major General or a Red Admiral or one of those other important army people reads this and gets confused? You’d have big-bomb blood on your hands, wouldn’t you? Maniac.

71 Responses to “Sneaky Bombs”

  1. on 09 Jul 2010 at 10:34 am   Bawmswyne

    Why not just lock the compound doors once everyone’s inside, then kill them? There are no streetlights, so we have a legitimate reason to just gas them all.

  2. on 09 Jul 2010 at 10:37 am   Sigmund

    Big’s id needs therapy methinks.

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  16. on 09 Jul 2010 at 12:33 pm   This blah-ing is getting tedious as your posts alex

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  45. on 12 Jul 2010 at 1:04 pm   Edwin

    Why isn’t Bigsid out there right now, deploying his big bombs all over the place?

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  47. on 12 Jul 2010 at 2:46 pm   not the blah filter

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  48. on 12 Jul 2010 at 3:05 pm   Have Your Lurk

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  49. on 12 Jul 2010 at 3:19 pm   not the blah filter

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  50. on 12 Jul 2010 at 4:01 pm   tw@basket.com

    Hmmm. The argument seems to boil down to: “Bombers are bastards so lets bomb them”. Or maybe it is “Little bombs bad. Big bombs good”. I don’t know. I am confused and depressed. It must be nice to be so deluded that you think you have all the answers.

  51. on 12 Jul 2010 at 4:14 pm   tw@basket.com

    The idea that civilians have no legitimate reason to go out after dark would seem to offer an insight into bigsid’s social life.

  52. on 12 Jul 2010 at 5:04 pm   Mejoff

    “There’s no streetlights so they don’t really have any legitimate business to be outside their compounds”

    So Bigsid presumeable belives that people in rural areas in the UK should stay indoors or be bombed by a satellite with infra-red sights as well?

    What a stoat’s stygian stoolpipe.

  53. on 12 Jul 2010 at 5:04 pm   Mejoff

    Presumeabley :(

  54. on 12 Jul 2010 at 5:15 pm   Rotwatcher

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  55. on 12 Jul 2010 at 7:38 pm   bolli

    “I watch with sadness as our brave soldiers are constantly being reported as being victims of IED’s whilst on foot patrol.”

    Blind and stupid, I thought that said “IUD”. I have just spent far too long working out why insurgents would want to stick bits of plastic & copper wire up soldiers.

  56. on 13 Jul 2010 at 1:22 am   Kris

    A DUI? Soldiers aren’t allowed to drink on duty are they?

  57. on 13 Jul 2010 at 2:16 am   TrumpsCombOver

    This is blah gone mad, shurley,

  58. on 13 Jul 2010 at 9:42 am   john Adair's Gerbil

    Now, I’m not a military genius like what you are, bigsid, but I spot one teensy flaw in your plan, in the shape of a big shiny thing in the sky that comes up every morning.

  59. on 13 Jul 2010 at 1:02 pm   funny peculiar

    a curfew should be set at sundown and locals should be made to stay in their compounds or villages. There’s no streetlights so they don’t really have any legitimate business to be outside their compounds

    What? The only legitimate business after nightfall in Afghanistan is streetlight maintenance?

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