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Curtain Twitchers and Hypocrites and Racists21 Jul 2010 10:19 am

By Alex

Thanks to Malcolm. Some tedious bell-end, this time in the Derby Evening Telegraph, flogging the old bend-the-struggle-against-Hitler-round-to-fit-racism horse again.

RECENTLY, we commemorated the 70th anniversary of the Dunkirk evacuation.

For many veterans, the memories of the carnage have been difficult ones. A number of veterans said that, had the invasion not been repelled, Great Britain would be speaking German today.

No disrespect to our war dead, but I am now finding it increasingly difficult to understand the many foreign languages now spoken in Derby.

Dennis Monk

I bet not many of them are German though, are they? I love how these idiots always imagine the worst thing about living under the iron grip of National Socialism would have been having to do a relatively easy language in school. Yeah, so a few people get enslaved, tortured and gassed but I have to spend an hour or two a day clearing my throat. Who’s the real victim?

Plus think how many other ways we’re disrespecting the war dead. They gave their lives for our freedom not to be a racist batty-crease, but Dennis Monk is still a racist batty-crease. I’m sure someone somewhere once gave their life for our freedom not to push racist batty-creases from Derby into wheat threshers, but if there was one and Dennis Monk was looking the other way, I’d still be sorely tempted. Makes me sick thinking about it. Hypocrites.

90 Responses to “Sorry Grandad”

on 21 Jul 2010 at 10:25 am The Toksvig Avenger

I’m actually with Dennis Monk on this. I tend to find anyone from Derby hard to understand.
on 21 Jul 2010 at 10:27 am The Toksvig Avenger

oh, and he’s a necrophiliac narwhal’s nematode nested ‘nad-sac
on 21 Jul 2010 at 10:29 am Fox Bummer

Old racists never die. They just post inflammatory remarks on publicly viewed websites and get flamed on SYB.
on 21 Jul 2010 at 10:30 am Tom

It always amazes me that the people most bothered by immigration aren’t the ones who live in diverse areas of London, Birmingham or Glasgow, it’s the ones who live in the middle of fucking nowhere moaning about the foreign person they’ve seen all year.
on 21 Jul 2010 at 10:36 am septic syph

heh, you gotta love the get out of racist jizz bag jail free card of ‘I’m not a penis pilfering racist BUT I am’ they all seem to use.

C’mon derby toss pot get some kahunas admit your racist fuck wittery and make us all happy.
on 21 Jul 2010 at 10:36 am The Toksvig Avenger

@Tom – Leicester or Bradford then?
on 21 Jul 2010 at 10:37 am septic syph

oh and racist bum hole I want my penis back…
on 21 Jul 2010 at 10:40 am The Toksvig Avenger

… or anywhere that use to have an industrial base?
on 21 Jul 2010 at 11:08 am Jones

So could Dennis understand a large number of foreign languages but is getting worse at it, or are they getting more difficult? I think he’s blaming our war dead for txt spk.
on 21 Jul 2010 at 11:26 am chris

For many veterans, the memories of the carnage have been difficult ones. A number of veterans said that, had the invasion not been repelled, Great Britain would be speaking German today.

Yeah good job we won and they all ended up speaking Enger-lish (not British) over there… um wait a minute.
on 21 Jul 2010 at 11:51 am c64glen

Did the Nazis ever force any occupied countries to speak German as a first or second language?
on 21 Jul 2010 at 11:51 am Phweeb

Would we be speaking German if we were under German occupation, though? I don’t remember being taught that the population of France, Poland and other countries occupied by the Germans in WW2 were forced to change their language.

We didn’t repel an invasion anyway, because there wasn’t one
on 21 Jul 2010 at 11:59 am I got bummed off a fox

“I am now finding it increasingly difficult to understand the many foreign languages now spoken in Derby.”

…that’s not because they’re foreign languages, it’s because you’re a weasel’s womb.
on 21 Jul 2010 at 12:12 pm BaymsWrine

Veterans: good at fightin’ Germans, bad at predicting the consequences of foreign invasion. This is what I have learnt today.
on 21 Jul 2010 at 12:13 pm unitled

He’s finding it ‘increasingly’ difficult? What, he used to find it easy to understand the ‘many foreign languages’ spoken in Derby, but now can’t keep up?

Also, I actually live in Derby, and unless you count Derbyshire as a foreign language, I pretty much hear people only hear people speaking in English. Or Twat, as Dennis obviously speaks.
on 21 Jul 2010 at 12:43 pm Tim nice but dim

If the Germans had won the war, the indigenous population of this country would have a better standard of living than they do now and would not be getting turned down from joining the SS because they are not “ethnic” enough.
on 21 Jul 2010 at 12:55 pm Edwin

My sister lives in Derbyshire, and one day my brother in law got talking to his elderly neighbour, who was born, and had worked all his life, in the same village.

I could not understand a fucking word he said. Apparently it was a local dialect. Fucking locals.

Dennis Monk
Monkey Spunk.
on 21 Jul 2010 at 12:55 pm LaughingAtTheBassists

Is that… is that the sound of an approaching blah filter?
on 21 Jul 2010 at 1:32 pm christonabike

If I conquered a country I’d make them all speak pig latin in a Rodney Dangerfield voice.

I often wonder when I hear that a ‘number’ of people had mentioned something, whether that number might be the number zero.
on 21 Jul 2010 at 2:12 pm Philbert

Verdammtes Arschloch.
on 21 Jul 2010 at 2:33 pm dirigible

Logical fallacy: Argument From Derby.
on 21 Jul 2010 at 2:45 pm Dave Website

Daily Mail: Twins that prove a baby can survive at 23 weeks

A heart-warming story of triumph over adversity, followed by the inevitable cunt hive of comments regarding abortion.
Don’t bother reading them. I just did and now I wish someone would come and abort me.
on 21 Jul 2010 at 2:46 pm Has anyone seen my watch?

I, myself, hail from Derbyshire and even I cannot understand what I’m saying. It’s mostly “dee dah dee dah dee dah…” etc.
on 21 Jul 2010 at 2:47 pm Tim nice but dim

~~If Nelson had won the war, he would of had all of us speaking Blah!~~
Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah

Brilliant. I can blah people manually.
on 21 Jul 2010 at 2:48 pm Javelin of Spam

No, we went to war to protect Poland. And that worked so well they came over here to work. So fucking what?

Dennis Monk to lis bumming rasistowskich pochwy, który zasługuje na nieprzyjemny przez lisa. Cunt. As no Pole would ever say.
on 21 Jul 2010 at 2:50 pm Javelin of Spam

Although when you translate it back you get “Dennis Monk is bumming a fox who deserves to be racist vagina bummed by a fox. Cunt.”

Which still make more sense than that badger rodgerer does.
on 21 Jul 2010 at 2:53 pm Tim nice but dim

From the Haily Mail twins comments

Maybe a 23 week baby can survive, but SHOULD it? These children will probably have a very poor quality life characterised by suffering and pain.

I think this counts for all middle to lower class children born in Britain post NuLabours and the following ConDems era of incompetance and multicultural political correctness and thievery.
on 21 Jul 2010 at 2:59 pm Javelin of Spam

“This is exactly the reason I have never been comfortable with the abortion limit being 24 weeks”

Well I’ve never been comfortable with the abortion limit not being significantly higher for braindead cuntsacks like you, Arnold from Newbury, but nobody cares what I think. Maybe I should go burn some doctors, then they’d listen to me.

Good job they weren’t Muslim babies otherwise we’d just have to listen to cuntspew about how they’re just going to be terrorists.
on 21 Jul 2010 at 3:06 pm Brimswen

Maybe a 23 week baby can survive, but SHOULD it? These children will probably have a very poor quality life characterised by suffering and pain.

Yeah, if parents Fail they should Abort then Retry until they manage to produce some quality stock. It’s the second law of Xtreme Eugenics.
on 21 Jul 2010 at 3:32 pm Peter Stuyvesant

Would we be speaking German if we were under German occupation, though?

Eventually you would. When the English took over New Amsterdam they forced everyone to speak Engl….

Actually no, that’s not strictly true. They were responsible for the creation of that dreadful dialect known as ‘American’.
on 21 Jul 2010 at 3:40 pm Fox Bummer

Some more alternate history ideas, after “If the Krauts had won the war, we’d all be speaking German”.

- If there never was a Scramble for Africa…
- If the West after 9/11 had not invaded other countries…
- If the British had won the Irish War of Independence…
- If Mussolini had made tons of those two-man human torpedo things instead of raising armies, making crap tanks etc.
- If my penis was as long and thick as the spam I receive thinks it should be
- If Merchant-Ivory had directed Transformers
- If Cuger Brant had thought of the SYB blog
- If my coat was actually hanging on the coathook and you guys could intimate something along the lines of, Get your coat, cunt…

And so on, and so on.
on 21 Jul 2010 at 3:41 pm Fox Bummer

Not forgetting:

- If Have Your Lurk had something better to do than post on SYB…
on 21 Jul 2010 at 3:42 pm Theodore

Makes me sick thinking about it.

All I can say is that if you do feel sick and need to go at the other end as well, do not attempt it in a squatter toilet. A word of warning that is all.
on 21 Jul 2010 at 3:44 pm Oxdown Gazette

I think it was Jimmy Carr who said that even if the Germans had won, it would have taken us a lot longer than 60+ years to master a foreign language…
on 21 Jul 2010 at 4:09 pm Tim nice but dim

From the BBC HYS Simpsons thread

Incidentally my house mate at university who did a BA in the American Civil Rights movement told me that there are 6 episodes of the Flintstones that have never been aired. Fred got a new boss, Mr Blackstone who was Afro-American (or Afro-cave Man….. ?). It was meant to show intergration in society but apparently the idea of a black man earning more than a white guy, joining the bowling league and driving (or putting his feet through the bottom of) a better car than the white guy in late 1960s america was considered too inflammatory.

Now its a reality!
on 21 Jul 2010 at 4:26 pm Ceannair

I leave you with this comment.

Posted by: jav on July 21, 2010 3:39 PMI’ve been debating with myself over the last few weeks whether or not I should write this letter. Obviously, I outvoted myself and wrote it. I concluded I absolutely had to tell you that we’re all in this mess together. For complete details, I refer you to my forthcoming book on the subject. I shall here mention only a few random items that may be new or especially interesting to you. For instance, Conrad Black has been known to say that he’s inflexibly honest, thoroughly patriotic, and eminently solicitous to promote, in all proper ways, the public good. That notion is so unprincipled, I hardly know where to begin refuting it. The only way out of Conrad Black’s rat maze is to cross-examine his brutish rodomontades. It’s that simple.
on 21 Jul 2010 at 4:27 pm Ceannair

It’s that simple

OH IS IT ???
on 21 Jul 2010 at 4:49 pm Ed aka Voltaire

YA SRSLY
on 21 Jul 2010 at 5:23 pm Undemocratic Speed Bump

@Ceannair

I had some brutish rodomontades, but I pruned them, and they grew back lovely in the summer.
on 21 Jul 2010 at 6:45 pm Ugeine

I always thought we went to war because the Nazis weren’t racist enough? After all, that’s why they all love calling the left ‘Nazis’ so much.
on 21 Jul 2010 at 7:35 pm Tina

Dennis – it’s not because they are speaking that there furrin’ it’s because you are old and deaf. Idiot. Luckily this also means you are nearly dead.
on 21 Jul 2010 at 7:39 pm Cora

Can someone do something about Tim nice but dim?

Thanks a mill!
on 21 Jul 2010 at 7:55 pm bolli

Well i wouldn’t be speaking German if the Nazis had won the war, as i would never have been born…

If the poster is so paranoid about what these forrins are talking about he could always learn the lingo. They say learning a new language helps to fend off dementia. Obviously too late for this tw@t, but you never know.
on 21 Jul 2010 at 9:58 pm RIPOFF BRITIAN

Let’s face it: Forrins speak gibberish pretend “languages” among themselves because they’re trying to hide something. They’re always up to no good their kind. Which is why i always yell “SPEAK FUCKING ENGLISH!” at forrin couples talking to their kids in crazy moon-speak. They come over here and they have no mannes seriously.

How else am i gonna patronise them if i can’t understand them? And how, if they don’t demonstrate their funny English accents, am i gonna to mock them by repeating what they said to their face in a squeaky voice and exaggerating their accents for “comedic” value?

Also I’m a huge cunt.
on 21 Jul 2010 at 10:40 pm Tim nice but dim

@ cora, you can do something to me anytime sweetheart!

from the US/UK thread on HYS

914. At 9:55pm on 21 Jul 2010, Mahatma of Great Britain wrote:
890. At 8:29pm on 21 Jul 2010, Roy Dorset wrote:

Oh by the way Britains prosperity was built on Iron Coal and Steel. Can the Mahatma tells us what Britain took from India, apart from Tea Logs and some Gems. Was he there when India was the Richest country in the world. The history I have read is that India was a country that was rotten. Comprising of small states when the British showed up and that is why 10000 East India Troops took control of the place, the whole place was corrupt. I’m not denying that there was a great Empire once but when the British French and Portuguese turned up it was long past its best.

———————————————————-

Since when calling a spade a spade is deemed as racist. I don’t think playing a race card’s going to get you anywhere. Finger-pointing and accusing others of racist is an easy way out of any constructive debate.

Britain’s taken the Kohinoor, sword of Tipu Sultan, crown jewels that once belonged to India, to name the few. If it wasn’t for the wealth from the “jewel in the crown”, Britain wouldn’t even have been able to afford its Industrial Revolution.

India’s hardly a nation that could be deemed as “poor” in 1700 AD, that’s until British came, who succeeded in their goal of goals looting India’s physical wealth and exploit it’s labour. Corruption and economic exploitation were commonplace, especially during the rule of the East India Company. Indian economy and farming was manipulated to best meet the British needs. Farmers were forced to switch from subsistence farming to commercial crops such as indigo, jute, oilseeds, coffee and tea. Import tariffs were kept low, according to traditional British free-market sentiments, and thus the Indian market was flooded with cheap clothing from Britain.

If you seriously believe that India’s a country that’s “rotten” before oh-so-almighty, the saviour and sole bastion of humanity, Britons arrived at India’s shore then I fear you’ve been reading the claptrap composed on BNP’s website and not the book by well-reputed historians like Simon Schma. Try reading something sensible for a change, as that may help you eliminating your subjective viewpoint.

British Empire was an empire that developed the theory of racial supremacy. It’s filled to the brim with the racism & eager to spill the blood of “ungrateful natives”. Imperialism and abuse of indigenous populations has tended to go hand-in-hand, sometimes so much that it could be termed genocide along with the dislocation of local economies, manipulation of indigenous markets and industries.

Britain killed millions of people under their evil, violent, oppressive, genocidal cold-blooded psychopathic, tyrannical, homicidal, greedy, over-powering, over-ruling, brutal, remorseful, bigoted, offensive, cancerous, contaminated, toxic, impure, fascist, offensive, evil and racist rule in Ireland, Cyprus, Malta, India, Africa, The Middle East, Australia, The Far East, New Zealand and Northern America.

Now though, British history is coming back to bite them ….. and may it bite them harder !!! That’d get them just deserts for the Bloody Sunday (in Ireland), Jallianwala Bagh massacre (in India), genocide of Aborigines (in Australia), wiping the Maories (in New Zealand), Scorched Earth policy adopted during the Boar War (in Africa).

Their Karma’s coming back to haunt them !!! Once popular Britain’s now fallen into relative obscurity.

I reckon Mahatma is that angry little one off last years big brother, the one that was always arguing with Marcus, until Marcus offered him outside and he was forced to play the race card.
on 22 Jul 2010 at 12:01 am Ed aka Voltaire

Tim, you’re not clever or funny. Please join the queue for the drowning tank. Thanks.
on 22 Jul 2010 at 12:09 am Bit Special AKA La Spesh

I am from T’Peak District and will try to communicate with Dennis in the way he will understand:

Sithee yoth, tha’s a reet mardy racist bogger – whah donnt thee jos gee-orr?

See? Everyone on Earth should speak proper English like how people from Derbyshire do.

PS He’s talking bollocks – everyone knows that if you shout loud enough, everyone can suddenly magically speak English too.
on 22 Jul 2010 at 4:02 am The Toksvig Avenger

Tim, you’re not clever or funny. Please join the queue for the drowning tank. Thanks.

Don’t think it’s a drowning tank, more like a re-birthing pool if HYL is anything to go by…
on 22 Jul 2010 at 4:46 am Tim nice but dim

Drowning tank, now theres an idea to sort out Britains ethnic problems when Nick gains power at the next election. The workers are waking up to the NuLabour/DemCon conspiracy. The first in the queue for the drowning tank will be the Guardian reading limp wristed leftys that have sold this country down the river and leached off the back of the working classes for one decade too long.
on 22 Jul 2010 at 5:25 am Ed aka Voltaire

Wow, he really means it. We have another 19IQForReal.
on 22 Jul 2010 at 6:59 am Fox Bummer

Tim, old man, old bean, old pseudo-fascist etc., but what the fuck, man? You do know this is a site for taking the wee-wee, right? We, the people, do not give a shit. (I gave a shit once, but it was in a squat toilet and it’s all over now.)

Yours, Guardian reading limp wristed lefty that has sold this country down the river and leached off the back of the working classes for one decade too
long. (Balls, if I’d only had the sense to stop fucking the country up the shite-pipe a decade ago.)
on 22 Jul 2010 at 9:03 am Theodore

A number of veterans said that, had the invasion not been repelled, Great Britain would be speaking German today.

As everyone (apart from Dennis Monk) knows, at Dunkirk the British forces were doing to invading.

It’s great to see a racist bigot demonstrating his stupidity so succinctly.
on 22 Jul 2010 at 9:18 am Fox Bummer

The workers are waking up to the NuLabour/DemCon conspiracy.

Sweet Jesus. What, New Labour agreed to take a dive in the election so that the Lib Dems & the Tories could jump into the driving seat? Tim, I think you were looking for the David Icke homepage.
on 22 Jul 2010 at 9:18 am Cora

cora, you can do something to me anytime sweetheart!

Eeugh.

Tim. Reading your posts makes my eyes feel dirty. Please, please go away.

So in answer to the above
on 22 Jul 2010 at 9:19 am RIPOFF BRITIAN

My grandad would never have bothered retreating from France fighting the Nazis if he knew that Britian would be overrun by forrins I would grow up to be a complete cock.
on 22 Jul 2010 at 9:21 am RIPOFF BRITIAN

Strike-through tags fail
on 22 Jul 2010 at 10:10 am Undemocratic Speed Bump

@Mahatma of Great Britain

It’s just desserts, not just deserts. Tsk.
on 22 Jul 2010 at 10:46 am damon green

I met an angry South African the other day who told me it was impossible to get a decently-paid job in his own country because of racial discrimination. I wish Alanis Morrisette had been there
on 22 Jul 2010 at 10:47 am Brimeswyn

@Undemocratic Speed Bump

Q. What’s in between Egypt and the Atlantic Ocean?
on 22 Jul 2010 at 10:56 am Undemocratic Speed Bump

@ Brimesywn

Depends which way you’re going.
on 22 Jul 2010 at 12:11 pm Brimeswyn

~Undemocratic Speed Bump

Good point, but although there are two possibilities only one of them results in GUARANTEED HILARITY.
on 22 Jul 2010 at 12:21 pm Undemocratic Speed Bump

Fine

I don’t know, what is in between Egypt and the Atlantic Ocean?
on 22 Jul 2010 at 12:32 pm Fox Bummer

Libya, Algeria, and Morocco?
on 22 Jul 2010 at 1:01 pm RIPOFF BRITIAN

Surely BRITIAN is between Egypt and the Atlantic Ocean, or so the dirty immagrints seem to think, which is why they have made us English (not British) people a minority in our own country, stealing our jowarblharbl
on 22 Jul 2010 at 1:02 pm Brimeswyn

Libya, Algeria, and Moro…

NO NO NO! ITS JUST DESERTS! GAH!

With every keypress the hilarity is eroded. I don’t have to share my gift of humor with you, you know. I do this out of the kindness of my heart. At least put some effort in.
on 22 Jul 2010 at 1:14 pm Loumo

@Brimeswyn

Humor? Do you mean humour (it’s kinda hard to tell, given the quality of the joke)? You’re not EnglishNotBritish, are you? You’re one of them forrins.

I wish I’d stayed in Derby now, at least the forrins don’t try to pass for EnglishNotBritish on t’internet up there, they wander the streets talking “languages” instead. Makes ‘em much easier to spot.
on 22 Jul 2010 at 1:50 pm Brimeswyn

ScottishNotEnglish, thank you very much, but I don’t understand how the excellent quality of the joke has any effect on your ability to spot my possible (actual, as it turns out) error.
on 22 Jul 2010 at 1:55 pm The Real Bronx Trump

@Brimeswyn

… results in GUARANTEED HILARITY

I write the ads for whoopie cushions that used to appear in comic books. You shall be hearing from my lawyers.

ps. I have a load of X-ray specs going cheap if you’re interested.
on 22 Jul 2010 at 2:08 pm Lurker in a Burkha

I personally think that Tim nice but dim is deliberately indulging us with some quasi belligerent pseudo intellectual (ahem) rightwing conspiracy hogwash because he delights in post modern meta-irony.

Either that or he’s a complete fucking dickhead.
on 22 Jul 2010 at 2:10 pm I got bummed off a fox

“…Great Britain would be speaking German today.”

I think it’s safe to say that whatever the outcome of WW2, HYSers like Dennis would still be speaking bollocks.
on 22 Jul 2010 at 2:24 pm The Real Bronx Trump

@Bronx Trump
We tested a whoopie cushion in our offices and found that, contrary to your advert’s claim, it wasn’t funny at all. In fact some of us ended up getting the sack. So you’re nicked.

Brimeswyn gets let off, as it was quite funny to see Fox Bummer pipe-in with the geographically correct answer, as if he were on eggheads or something.
on 22 Jul 2010 at 2:27 pm ad ho

Fuck. Can’t even sockpuppet properly.
on 22 Jul 2010 at 2:43 pm Fox Bummer

I guaranteedly hilaritied at the one about the just deserts.

In the same vein:

Q1. What do you call the activity of cleaning the bottoms of New Zealand aborigines?

A1. Wiping the Maories.

Q2. Say we have a collection of sentient forest-dwelling animals. Now, if one race of these animals, which greatly resemble pigs, went to war with, um… Oh, fuck it. Work is more fun than this.
on 22 Jul 2010 at 3:38 pm I touch children

Blahdy blah blah.
on 22 Jul 2010 at 3:42 pm Fox Bummer

You got blahfiltered LOL!
on 22 Jul 2010 at 3:47 pm Whinger in a Ninja's Minge

Tim Nice But Dim.

Certainly the dim part is right, but how can a racist inbred bell-end cocksucking nobhead child molester possibly be nice?

Surely he should just call himself ‘soapy titwank’ as something a bit more accurate?

Blahdy blah blah indeed.
on 22 Jul 2010 at 4:15 pm TrumpsCombOver

Is it true that tim nice but dim raped and murdered a girl in 1992?
on 22 Jul 2010 at 4:23 pm Pirate Pete

I’m furiously trying to relearn all the German I was taught at school as I have a ten day holiday in Austria with an extended German family (one of whom I’m shagging) in September – I promise not to mention the war.

And Tim, you are a neo-fascist’s necrotising nasty parts
on 22 Jul 2010 at 4:50 pm ad ho

Whereas, say, RIPOFF BRITIAN’s posts are clearly recognisable as parodies, one can only invoke some variant of Poe’s Law when reading tim’s posts. The main difference between him and a proper BNP troll is that the latter usually qualify their brainspunk by denying any allegiance to the party. As in: “I don’t support the BNP, but if they don’t do darky down, who will? Besides, you can’t actually taste the gangrene on Nick Griffin’s cock, and it’s tiny – so your gag-reflex is a poor excuse not to try it.”
on 22 Jul 2010 at 7:22 pm Sredni Vashtar

I just want to know more about the ‘Boar War’. Is it something to do with Asterisx, Obelix et les sangliers?
on 22 Jul 2010 at 11:28 pm tw@basket.com

Either that or he’s a complete fucking dickhead.

The two are not mutually exclusive. In fact, while the first option is genuinely in doubt the second looks like an open and shut case.
on 22 Jul 2010 at 11:33 pm Kris

It seems I arrived late for the party, why is everyone having a go at Tim Probably Quite Nice But Undeniably A Tad Dim?

limp writed leftys

Oh. Fair enough then.
on 22 Jul 2010 at 11:36 pm Kris

*wristed

Buggery fuck.
on 23 Jul 2010 at 12:42 am Antigone

When I think of a world run by, and made up, of Tim Nice But Dims I genuinely laugh. Not sure if it’s a hysterical laugh or the sort of oh-God-no-I’m-at-a-funeral-for-fuck’s-sake type laugh.

Gotta go, wrist supports are beginning to chafe.
on 23 Jul 2010 at 2:20 am Ed aka Voltaire

To know of the giggle loop is to become part of the giggle loop!
on 25 Jul 2010 at 12:15 pm jpr

NO NO NO! ITS JUST DESERTS! GAH!

Between Egypt and the Atlantic? I think you’ll find there’s a major mountain range. And Tunisia has some nice green farmland as well.

Good joke on a basic level, though.
on 25 Jul 2010 at 3:30 pm Barry

What a load of banal crap this site is!
Are you lot real! Fawning, sycophantic, morons and dullards, complementing each other on your ability to spout crap. Your conceited, priggish, opinions about other peoples opinions is so boring. Do you wipe each others arses as well?
on 25 Jul 2010 at 3:50 pm Ed aka Voltaire

Yes, we do. Why do you ask? Are you bitter about being left out?
on 25 Jul 2010 at 3:50 pm Ed aka Voltaire

Also, if you don’t like it so much, why don’t you go not live there?
on 25 Jul 2010 at 5:58 pm bloody forrin

@Barry

The jokes on you: We don’t wipe our own arses, nevermind wiping someone else’s!

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