I’d like to thank Tim for sending us this. On the face of things, it’s all about Aborginal kids starving to death in rural Australia. But in reality, it’s all about Collin Brown. And may I say – wow. I mean, wow.
It’s almost admirable how racist Collin has managed to become. Here’s a man approaching critical mass – in the Large Hadron Collider of race relations, Collin is one man who’s been bombarded with too many Muslons, and at some point probably copped an Africon to the temple. When I read his anal dribble, I feel like I’m watching White Beauty escape majestically across the fields, shouting racial epithets and “It’s science! It’s for their own good!” as he goes. And then, just as I’m about to put the cunt out of my misery, I feel Nelson’s hand on my arm…
“No, Dizzy. Let this one go.”
I derive no satisfaction in pointing out using empirically derived data that proves beyond doubt, that Sub Saharan Africans (black people) have a very low IQs compared to many. But being aware of this data, accepting this data as factual, is at least a starting point to properly helping Africans. If we continue to pretend that we are all equally smart, Africans will not receive the help they truly need.
If my forthrightness makes me a race-hating-bigot in the eyes of liberals, so bit it – it is a price I’m willing to pay, to make a real change.
Collin Brown
Oh. I see. Yeah, very, er, ‘forthright’. I could see how people could easily confuse that with racism, but on closer inspection, it’s not racist – Collin doesn’t hate Africans. He just pities them with science and shit. After reading Collin’s posts, I’m starting to see the benefits of keeping them doing manual labour and breeding them. If only someone had thought of this a few hundred years ago. They could have built a country.
Collin doesn’t feel good about this absolutely true and empirically derived situation – on the contrary, the burden of this knowledge weighs heavily on his shoulders. The way he bears this cross is practically heroic. Clearly, this man is a fucking saint. Benevolent pity is the only realistic way forward. Feeling sorry for the poor bastards who had the misfortune to be born closer to animals than to God’s glorious shade of pristine-white-or-maybe-slightly-pink-depending-on-the-season is a much better approach than anything we’ve tried so far. Most importantly, it’s not hatred. No – that would be racist! After all, you don’t hate horses for being horses, do you? That’d be silly! Also, horsist.
Being born in a stable, doesn’t make one a horse.
British Muslims, – can there really be, such a thing? Maybe in a civic sense – but a Muslim is a Muslim and no amount of political correctness will change their DNA into British DNA.
If 10’000 Muslims moved into a corner of a British city they, (as a policy among Muslims) will only spend their money within their community – a system known as (Black Money) They will shop at major supermarkets but they wont spend money with British tradesmen and small retailers.
As a result, long-established British business dry-up owing to a severe drop-off in trade which of course leads to: job losses.
Jewish people? Hmm, OK. You did ask, so here goes.
Atheistic Jews (non-religious-Jews), lack many Semitic features that characterise a Jewish person. Semitic Jews are not the Jews, that people constantly criticise. Atheistic ‘Jews’ – such as Peter Mandelson, look ordinary – void of a Semitic (orthodox, Palestinian-look). It is these (select) ‘Jews’, who insist on countries having anti-Semitic laws (not to protect Semite Jews, but to stem criticism of their business practices from coming under scrutiny). Atheistic ‘Jews’ claim to be a people – not a race – a statement which in part, is true. However, this claim does not hold up because Atheistic (internationalist, high-flying ‘Jews’, are essentially European ‘Jews’ -(Bolsheviks) – the architects of communism – void of many Semitic features.
Atheistic ‘Jews’, (in the strictest sense), are not really Jews at all. A portion of them make up part of the international elite who influence and control politicians around the world. The ‘Jews’ who do this, are universally disliked not for what they are, but for what they do.
Orthodox Jews – on the other hand – Semites are a peace-loving race who believe in keeping themselves to themselves. Off course there are many, Semitic descendants in this world with Jewish names, who have no aspirations to impoverish the lives of ordinary people for self-gain.
Collin Brown
Oh, man. I don’t mind telling you that after reading all those facts, I have a tingly feeling going on in the crotch area. It’s brilliant – the scent of a rose that blooms once every thousand years. You just don’t get this quality of racism nowadays. The study of the Jew! British DNA! That kind of stuff extends my phenotype, if you know what I mean. I start picturing beautiful, pristine white British DNA being attacked by some kind of multicultural radiation. Koranium or Judaenium or something. And the only thing that stops it is a suit lined with… oh, I don’t know, Griffonium? Yeah, Griffonium.
But if you thought Collin was just about disjointed race-based thinking, then you thought wrong. He’s also all about the curse of Gay. And again, Collin doesn’t resort to base emotions like hatred – the recourse of liberals and Marxists everywhere. No, he uses reason, and his objections are not raised to stop you from having equality – heaven forbid – but to save you from a major social faux pas…
For heterosexual married-couples departing a hotel after a 7-day stay, it is quite common for either party to announce one, of the two, exit phrases:
(1). My husband and I, would like to checkout – please.
(2). My wife and I would like to checkout – please.How, I ask, will same-sex ‘married’ couples phrase their exit announcements, not to mention introductions. Imagine, (as a newly ‘married’ SSC) attending a cocktail party (for business reasons) as a man having to introduce everyone to your new husband – or for that matter, as a female, having to introduce everyone to your new wife?
Is this really, what same-sex couples want? As a SSMC, will both of you – (emotionally-speaking), be able to live up to your new-found status or, will you revert to ‘reticent-mode’ when straight-couples look upon you in a somewhat quizzical fashion?
Collin Brown
You didn’t think about that, did you, you selfish fuckers. In your drive for ‘equality’, you forgot that you could, on occasion, confuse people at business-related cocktail parties. Just imagine the look on your line manager’s face when you introduce your same-sex husband as your husband over a plate of cheeses on sticks. Can you picture the look of searing pain across his face as he tries to work it out? Well, then. Lesson learned. Now we can save him all the pain of reconciling that in his poor, overheated brain. Did I mention that in this fantasy your line manager is black? He’s black.
Enjoy Collin Brown to the fullest. He’s a dying breed – after all, the nearest he gets to reproducing is the crusty sock he keeps under his pillow next to the well-thumbed copy of Mein Kampf.
57 Responses to “Brown Eye”
I think the man is on to a way to get organised religion back into the community! If it doesn’t stop me being Jewish, why should atheism stop me being Hindu, Christian or even *gasp* Islamic!
Atheistic Religion: You don’t have to believe to believe any more!
It’s alright, I’ll just refer to the bloke I’m married to as my wife. That’ll avoid any confusion.
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/people/profiles/ken-livingstone-boris-said-we-have-to-work-into-our-eighties-ndash-im-helping-out-2047049.html#comment-67329331
Finally a Clarkson apologist who sullies the pompous Yorkshire toss more than he is sullied by him. we need to get more of these nadblankets on Clarkson’s side.
I’d have gone for Poe on that last, if it hadn’t been for the other turdy examples.
I noticed that he puts Zimbabwe under ‘Info’ on his Disqus page, which could explain much, if he’s pining for the days when Ian Smith kept those darkies in their place.
Why has he used a pic of Half-Life’s Gordon Freeman as his avatar?
Why hasn’t he changed his name to Collin White?
Got to love all that White Man’s Burden claptrap. Very 19th century. However it has been known since the 1950s that the actual White Man’s Burden is not Africa but insurance. (And that is a damn sight more scientific than anything he said.)
Then there is the almost clever attempt to be antisemitic without admitting to it. The Jews he dislikes are not to be considered as “real” Jews so it isn’t “real” antisemitism. Tra-da! He probably thinks that deserves a round of applause.
Oddly enough, the Jews he claims not to mind are the quiet ones who live in separate communities and don’t interact with him, which is exactly what he objects to the Muslims doing only a few paragraphs up. Hmmm.
‘That last’ being the gay couple thing, not Rogue_Leader’s contribution.
Collin will be pleased to hear that the PC Brigade have a whole team of scientists working on this very problem. He may not be pleased to hear that they’ve already ruled out “My deviant self and my hideous same sex partner will no longer be sullying your establishment’s good name.”
If you raise a dog in a stable, does that make it a horse? Well, no. What about if a horse from a different stable moves to your one, is that horse a horse? Which race is horses again? What about mules, what the fuck do they represent in this analogy? My head hurts.
Also;
= reddit on stormfront.
Yes, that one, in isolation, sounds like something I’d write when I’m fishing on HYS. And I do that, so watch out.
But it’s not. Combined with the other examples, it’s frighteningly real. There’s too much of it. Every day. You can Poe people, but there’s a line, and it’s posting this shit all the time. Incidentally, I introduce my opposite sex partner as my gerbil.
Hey, I’m not that sort of a gerbil.
Anyway, Collin, let’s dump you in Sub Saharan Africa and see just how long you last on that sort of cultural-specific IQ test.
Bummed to death by a gazelle by tea time, I’d bet.
Collin is my favourite racist here for a long, long time.
Of course I’d introduce my wife as my wife at a business-related cocktail party. And then, with any luck, my boss’s head would explode (preferably not all over the canapes, though)
Dearest Collin Brown,
If anything animal or vegetable is born in a stable IN BRITAIN, then it is British
you nazi cunt.
P.S. Oh, and for painfully obvious reasons only cretins place any value in the IQ test, which has about as much validity as phrenology.
fuck this shit, its fucking mental.
Muslims…will only spend their money within their community – a system known as (Black Money) They will shop at major supermarkets but they wont spend money with British tradesmen and small retailers.
As a result, long-established British business dry-up owing to a severe drop-off in trade which of course leads to: job losses.
See thats what is happening, every immegrunt and non-white or non-english (not british!!) white person is shopping at Supermarkets.
If only that was the case, my life would be a hell of a lot easier. I wouldn’t have to put up with twats like Colin
I remember watching Peter Mandelson’s apostacy ceromony on News 24. Richard Dawkins annointed him with neutragena, the most science-packed substance on earth. Then Mandelson thrice chanted the phrase ‘Jehovah, Jeshmovah’ while shrugging emphatically. Instantly, his nose and ringlets seemed to shrink into his head until he was indistinguishable from a normal person.
Two weeks later, he steered Labour towards international communism, purging all its moderate voices. The rest is history.
I remember that ad ho, dark days, dark days indeed.
I miss British pubs, they don’t do racists in the corner like they used to.
If all this is a bit heavy for you Kadir-Buxton is methoding (bit like voguing but by a chubby middle-aged man) again. http://www.guardian.co.uk/lifeandstyle/2010/aug/05/sexual-healing-pamela-stephenson-connolly?plckFindCommentKey=CommentKey:5f1a8633-5c68-467b-b80e-77c94d387c9e
Apologies if this has been posted already but I’ve just opened a stopwatch shop…
@catfood
Some kind of flap-tugging device should be easy to construct using an egg-timer and a pair of pliars. Has anyone approached Dragons’ Den about this? If we can get pictures of all the dragons on the product, then that covers most bases regarding the fantasy aspect that Ms Stephenson Connolly was going on about.
@me: His apostasy ceremony.
Actually, it was the amazing racism that made Collin a racist in my eyes.
I have to applaud a man who can so impressively delude himself to such extreme levels that he worries for gay people about how they introduce their other half at social events.
Bravo!
@ TrumpsCombOver
As mr burs once said “Of course you’d say that. You have the brainpan of a stagecoach tilter”
As it happens, Kadir-Buxton is also waxing lyrical about IQ tests on CiF:
IQ is often thought to be fixed at birth and yet studies indicate that IQ can be increased slightly by the educational system. It is only slight because most education revolves around memorising facts, which increases eidetic memory rather than leaning logic which increases IQ. Put simply, whilst memory tests need the ability to memorise data IQ test questions need logic to solve them. The two are different skills.
Learning logic and then thinking logically takes time and patience but an increase in IQ brings with it an increase in the ability to solve everyday problems which is socially useful.
I always tell people that the best way of learning logic is to study and analyse the character Mr Spock in ‘Star Trek.’ Further studies can be of Ancient Greeks such as Plato.
He had me until the last paragraph, but then again I am thick as pigshit. Further studies can be of other ancient geeks such as Carol Vorderman.
Collin is working on another completely-unbiased intelligence test: This time, he’s going to airdrop bundles of old GCSE papers in remote parts of developing countries (untouched by the civilizing aura of the Great British Empire), and wait for the completed scripts to be posted back to him. Late or insufficiently postage-paid entries will be penalised, as will those not answered using the correct colour of pen.
Wow. This guy is amazing – pure, unadulterated working men’s club racism. I haven’t seen stuff like this since the ’80s (which is roughly when I stopped frequenting working men’s clubs, funnily enough).
Opinions worthy of Adolf H himself! Actually, now I come to think of it…
Slipped into a German accent there, hmm…
@TrumpsCombOver
And scientists: Wikipedia (see especially Schmidt and Hunter).
Still bitter about the repeated IQ results of 98?
Collin has a very very valid point about introducing SSMCs. How long before PC-fascism forces people attending cocktail parties (for business reasons) to introduce their partner thusly, “Andrew, this is my Non-gender-specific-registered-partner-in-accordance-with-the-various-European-laws-regarding-religious-and-civil-partnerships. Non-gender-specific-registered-partner-in-accordance-with-the-various-European-laws-regarding-religious-and-civil-partnerships, this is Andrew, the regional sales manager for the East Midlands.”
Think of it.
Oi, Dizzy – do be careful. A chap could choke if he was eating a Toffee Crisp when reading that bit. Which I was.
Oi, Dizzy – do be careful when posting things like that. A chap might choke if he was eating a Toffee Crisp when he read it. Which I was.
Or even post twice, and look like a cunt.
Ed aka Frank Hovis
“And scientists: Wikipedia (see especially Schmidt and Hunter).
Still bitter about the repeated IQ results of 98?”
Referencing wikipedia and mocking someone else’s intelligence, you are adorable!
Bollocks, he came four times and took pictures. That’s blatantly obvious.
The self love technique he used while writing this martyr-complex section is so disgusting that I dare not speak it. Its the one involving a full box of crayons, two hamsters and a full glass of milk of magnesia. *shudder*
IQ tests measure speed of mental comprehension, not intelligence. As a measure of intelligence it’s about as much use as measuring the length of your dick with a set of scales.
(I’m betting Collin’s is about 5 milligrams long)
What’s this Collin, there are “ordinary looking” Jewish people? I thought they all had horns and hoofs.
What a fucking horrible bell-end Collin Brown is. He deserves his inevitable loneliness.
Kadir: Beautiful.
Fortunately, duncan23 is on hand to respond:
A priceless exchange.
And there’s even more classic Kadir:
AKB slapped the Queen Mother then played with her voo-voo.
It’s science! Cream is very scientific.
@FP
Slightly masticated Banana all over my monitor … thanks!
Surely science could achieve a goal worth aspiring to: combining the genes of Andy Kadir Buxton and Cuger Brant to create a Cugedy Kadir Brantxon? A brave new world is within our grasp
Why am I not seeing any comments posted after 16:55 yesterday?
Apparently the URLs in the RSS feed (http://ifyoulikeitsomuchwhydontyougolivethere.com/2010/08/09/brown-eye/comment-page-1/ ) link to content that’s frozen in time there. FYI, Nelson.
It’s between Tajikistan and Kyrgyzstan, I think.
Whereas the other side of the perineum is between Tajikistan and Pakistan.
Yes, I went there.
Hell no. It was twelve years ago. I’ve moved on.
The effort must be exhausting for him.
A little aside from the Mail:
I hope Pip’s not Poe!
Considering the usual stuff gays go through in hospitals “No, husband. No, husband. No, husband. I see that you’re still searching for a Mrs. This is a mighty fun way to spend my husband’s possible last moments. I’ll come back when I’ve got the requisite BIG GAY BUMMER facial tattoo, shall I?” someone should tell Mr Brown not to worry his pretty little head; I’m fully expecting my manager to assume I have a particularly hirsute wife.
It’s interesting how he thinks relationships begin at marriage; that nobody ever had a partner to introduce beforehand. All those goats, small children and corpses he shags regularly don’t count, as they’re not married.
He can’t even spell Colin!
http://ec.europa.eu/health/ph_determinants/life_style/mental/green_paper/mental_gp_co105.pdf
I’d love to hit him with both fists…
It’s just another normal day for the Mail as they cover yet another false rape accusation story, with the dogged commitment they have to unbiased reporting, and absolutely no sinister agenda.
A woman has been jailed for crying rape after drunkenly shagging a soldier. Typical wimmins, this happens all the time you know, I redditinthemail.
Wow, that does sound unbelievable. Geeza is a real whistle blower.
And by whistle, I mean dog cock.
Nah, he just mentally still lives in a world in which people said, “This is my fiancée..”
the link (from tim) is not working for me
Collin is just a man who cares too much. He cares way too much to mind his own fucking business that’s for sure.
I think he recognises that quizzical look at cocktail parties more than the average gay person might too.
@acrannymint
Fixed, belatedly.
> Atheistic Religion: You don’t have to believe to believe any more!
I’m a non-practising, non-believing Catholic. As Dara O Briain said: “It’s the world’s most adhesive religion. You could join the Taliban, and you’d just be considered a *bad* Catholic.”
> It’s alright, I’ll just refer to the bloke I’m married to as my wife.
In Chick tracts, which I suspect Collin would like, gay men actually do this.
I am completely baffled by this shit.
And this is the calibre of person so many in the “west” actually vote for?
What’s wrong with the term spouse – meaning my marriage partner – regardless of gender?
How do people like GB actually survive without killing themselves when exposed to the wonderful variety of humans there are out there?